#amber heard wasnt mera idk what to tell you

[jennrypan]

My DC opinions. (LONG)

Selina Kyle is black. Fuck you.

Mera should be in the DCEU. Its kinda crazy they had a movie with Aquaman and didnt put his wife. Id say Emilia Clarke or Samara Weaving would be a good choice ✨

Dick Grayson should be with Starfire and Barbara, since DC cant decide who to pair him with. Or. Just have Barbara date a woman and stop switching her out with a son and his damn father.

The batman who laughs fucking blows. Hes op as shit and just HHHHHH. WHO WANTS A DEPRESSING ASS FUCKING STORY. If i want depression ill just be silent in my room and be alone with my thoughts.

Joker shouldve been fucking died. He is not the most interesting Batman villain and the fact Batman keeps saving his ass after he keeps hurting people is annoying as shit. Say you love him and go you furry ass bitch.

Lego batman Joker is superior and his personality should be used way more. The creators of Lego batman know their audience better than DC does

Jason should always have the white streak in his hair. Always. Never change it. Red hair? White streak. Black hair? White streak.

Dick Grayson is basically Damians dad idc.

Duke Thompson should be in more shit. Thats it.

Im 100% sure people would prefer to read the batfamily doing silly ass shenanigans than having them fight over the same shit for millionth time and retconning them for stupid fucking plotholes no ones interested in unless your one of those dude bros that think being happy and shit is boring.

Jason Todd should be black. I wont explain and I dont care. If you have negative opinions about this, post up so i can curse you out. Lets mcfriggin do this 🔫

Superman needs to stop being so fucking easy to corrupt. God fucking damn. You lose ONE woman and suddenly its the entire worlds fault. Shut up mf.

ALSO. WONDER WOMAN CAN KICK CLARKS ASS I DONT CARE. SHES A GOD. HES AN ALIEN. Fuck.

Apocalyptico or whatever. That movie where Darkseid wins fucking sucks. Animation is as always. Gorgeous but the ending blows.

NOW IM DONE- inhale. God-

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