#am i cooking

[shelly-vision]

okay but like imagine Julia does have a crush on MK so she goes to Raj and says “help I need to figure out how this whole gay thing works”

#mkulia #total drama #total drama island #julia td #td julia #mk td #td mk #raj td #td raj #Am I cooking #i don’t make these kinda posts often

[eights-world]

do you think if marcille were to eat falin out she would get mana from it

#am i cooking #farcille #eights thoughts

[phatkochi]

What if Steven is a boyfailure or nerd disguised as a chad jock

#mf is the baddest bitch you know but once you get to know him he starts infodumping about his plane hyperfixation #neurodivergent Steven Rudboys is real #am I cooking #tnmn #that's not my neighbor #thats not my neighbor #headcanon #steven rudboys

[aenokiawrld]

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𝓶𝓸𝓿𝓲𝓮 𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 !!

ft. the strawhats

masterlist

a/n: going to see ayesha erotica tonight, omg what if she signs my right tiddy

what movies do the straw hats like?

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18+ !! MINORS DNI

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cw: my headcanons, if u don’t agree that’s fine just writing them cause it’s silly, grammar lowk rn cause im crazy

tags ✮⋆˙ crack fic, i just randomly thought of this and immediately had to write it on docs lmao, if it’s ooc i lowk don’t care

luffy

not say saying this to infantalize lil bro but i see him unironically into how to train ur dragon and mostly likely watched it over 100x. but tbh, i don’t blame him bc the movies are lowk gas so.

i also see him getting riled up over king kong vs godzilla or just any action movies like marvel. oh and he would definitely headcanon the crew as different marvel characters for funsies.

probably kins brad pitt

zoro

you cannot fucking tell me bro doesn’t watch kill bill or any bruce lee movie.

definitely got scolded by nami when she found him recreating a scene from charlie’s angels.

idk i don’t got a lot to say about him bc i feel like bro’s just interests are self-explanatory. he definitely is against the whole romance sappy shit.

nami

my girl loves some cute ass rom-coms, i can feel it. she definitely eats up 13-going-on-30 or 10 things i hate about you.

oh, she eats up telenovelas…who cares if it’s in another language, if it involves love, angst, and death, she don’t care. on the wings of love~

definitely cried watching marley and me, cannot tell me otherwise

usopp

this man is watching the rom coms with nami. he unironically loves romance movies. sure, he’ll watch a few action movies but come on…bro was prolly watching the new sydney sweeney movie his bestie (nami).

nami will invite him to the library while the whole crew is asleep for silly sleepovers. they’ll put on a random rom com while gossiping and giving eachother spa days.

him and nami were holding eachother while sobbing after watching the ending to marley and me for the 10th time.

sanji

watches any movie that discusses the beauty of culinary art.

he definitely enjoyed watching the menu and became fascinated with the horror elements that complimented a “sophisticated work of art.” oh and prolly watched the american girl movie with olivia rodrigo as grace (cause she’s like a baker in the movie lmao).

*sigh* ok so like he prolly LOVES titanic and imagine rose as nami. prolly tried sneaking into usopp and nami’s sleepover but got his ass beat cause he wasn’t chill enough to come ova.

robin

ik she into them campy movies or horror but mostly psycho horror. in terms of camp, definitely the devil wears prada. for horror, she’d prolly like hereditary(?) (lemme sit on it ill prolly change it later) or she’ll like them classics and im not talking about just 80s classic, no, she prolly watching dracula before it had fucking sound.

franky

fucking top gun maverick. bro is the definition of a gen x mom. or prolly crying to a studio ghibli movie or the notebook(?) OR he can be cunty by watching legally blonde bc elle woods is SUPPERRR tbh i think bro’s taste would lowk be diverse.

chopper

mid joining usopp and nami’s sleep over and crying with them to marley and me. or he prolly watching zootopia and would be so amazed bc it’s an allegory for segregation

jinbe

watching that one lowk boring movie about stocks with christian bale. lowk fucks with that one princess diana movie with kristen stewart. yk what, fuck it, he prolly fucks with the godfather.

brook

some stupid ass movie from the 50s?? full on black and white shit. wait, ok, i did a film class and all i can remember was like vertigo which was lowk good and whats up doc.

#one piece #am i cooking #roronoa zoro #monkey d. luffy #usopp #god usopp #nami #vinsmoke sanji #franky #jinbe #nico robin #tony tony chopper #soul king brook #fanfic #crack fic

[caspian951]

@wizardchicken

#guilty gear #guilty gear strive #196 #bridget #am i cooking

[inuroel]

Do you guys ever think about how daigos heat aura is lavender and how lavender is often a color associated w the lgbt community (and also symbolizes devotion, elegance, also lavender roses r said to symbolize love at first sight) minedai fans lets do smth w this

#yakuza #rgg #daigo dojima #yakuza daigo #am i cooking #minedai #yakuza mine yoshitaka #mine yoshitaka #or am i cooked

[denjischainsaws]

(Spoilers for DRDT Ch.2!!)

guys im genuinely starting to believe that ace killed arei. hear me out now!!

first of all, it matches with the overall theme of ch.2, which is that not everything is what it seems (some examples of characters following this theme is hu jing being a motherly figure so she wont be perceived as useless, j being julia rosales, nico actually trying to kill someone, david being revealed to be manipulative, etc etc). it also matches with the title of the chapter too (“all that glitters” is a part of a saying that goes like “all that glitters is not gold”). and like…what if the dumbest character almost fooled everyone to vote someone else…

second of all, there’s the timeline of which things happen (i think thats the phrase?) im guessing that when charles says “teruko we fucked up”, it’s regarding the time of the meeting (it being at 7:30 am and not 7:30 pm)

what nico says also lines up with this theory, and the time was also ripped out on purpose on the note

if the meeting was actually at 7:30 am…

and the last possible time of murder was at 8:00 am….

that could give ace more than enough time to kill arei and stage all of this!!

this is also assuming that ace was the only one up at 7:30 am that wasnt trying to rendezvous.

okay this is like pure speculation now

ace couldve like…used the jump rope in the gym to tie her arms

okay thats all i got

my other two guesses are levi and hu jing. either way ace is cooked bc i feel like he’s gonna character regress even more if it was actually one of those two. if its levi, the only person he’s considered safe was a killer. if its hu jing, then it only reinforces his newfound belief that no one can be trusted

i really hope he isnt the ch.2 killer bc i wanna see some sprites where hes happy (and blushing nd crying ones too that would be nice [im so sane])

i would love to see ace get more tired and where grey hairs actually begin to appear and become more noticeable as the chapters go on UEHEUDUHEU

#danganronpa despair time #drdt #theory #ace markey #hu jing #levi fontana #arei nageishi #am i cooking #im burning the kitchen down actually #idk how to tag lol

[arcsin27]

Something something dahlias plan to kill Doug and Phoenix would’ve been flawless if not for the factor she was unable to account for: phoenixs heart telling him to return to the crime scene to check on Doug

#ace attorney #aa #aa3 #dahlia hawthorne #phoenix wright #something something she wouldn’t have been able to comprehend his empathy so how could she account for that #am I onto something #am I cooking #turnabout memories

[gummy-sharks666]

Pls just hear me out,,, the inhabitants of a kingdom in the far reaches of space are shocked when a huge orb of light comes upon them, bringing monstrous creatures with it. The inhabitants feared the creatures would surely kill them all, but the creatures themselves are just as confused and scared as to how they suddenly got there in the first place. The two twin rulers of the kingdom are able to make a deal with the creatures that they would live in harmony together, the leader of the creatures called “bakugan” enlisted his own twin children to be allies of each ruler. The younger ruler eventually sees just how powerful the sacred orb is and is tempted by greed, wanting to use it for selfish gain. The older sibling respected the power of the orb as a life giver and refused to let the younger do anything nefarious with it. This led to a conflict that became so intense it split the planet in two. The younger sibling and their bakugan ally were cast into the shadowy depths while the older sibling and their bakugan ally remained guardians of the sacred orb, blessing them and their future generations with light and life. The light planet becomes Neathia. The dark planet would come to be called Gundalia.

#bakugan #bakugan battle brawlers #gundalian invaders #bakugan gundalian invaders #bakugan au #alternate universe #am i cooking

[cloaked-cloverr]

i cant stop thinking about her oh my god this poor pony

#mlp #sunset shimmer #art wip #im gonna be sick #those are scars from her demon transformation #am i cooking

[anotherferalrat]

Guys.

Hear me out.

Yunmeng bros. Ragbros.

Am I cooking???

#genshin impact #kaeya genshin impact #diluc genshin impact #ragbros #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #jiang wanyin #no but srsly #am i cooking #everything ive learned about genshin is through secondhand osmosis #and i haven't got that far into ragbros lore #but like #we got two sets of adopted family #fighting for the same goal through opposing methods #wait #yunmeng shuangjie #twin prides of yunmeng #yunmeng bros #i love tragic family dynamics #Day 72 of hiding from my friends

[natikoko]

tilly: what if babies could say their chosen name right after they’re born in perfect coherent inklish and then never said anything else until speaking age

marlon: i need to kill myself so bad

#am I cooking

[sampilled]

Mary and Jess dying in fires… fires and open flames representing the presence of god…chuck trying to control the narrative from the beginning…

#is this anything #am I cooking #it’s late and I had to go to church for a wedding so

[k-atsukibakugou]

shinso and his pa that’s also his plaything 🫶

#am i cooking #maybe #「shinso <3」 #「mercury thirsts」

[gaybananabreaad]

Tangle and Whisper vs Coil and Mimic...........

#im visioning hold on #am i cooking #i think im cooking #do you see my vision

[fagtron2000]

If you recontexualize it to make it about brotherly love, The Moon Will Sing is kind of philip wittebane codedGETS SHOT

#am i cooking #am i cooking or what #whatever im thinking about them again #WHATEVER #cool posts #philip wittebane #caleb wittebane #wittebane brothers #wittebros #GOODBYE.