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1990jeevas · 3 years

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Kenny or craig? (You said you wanted to talk about more southpark characters so! Please do!!)

HI THANK YOU IM DOING BOTH BC THEYRE IN MY TOP 5 CHARACTERS IM SORRY IF YOU DONT WANT BOTH BUT YOURE GETTING THEM <3 SORRY ITS SO MUCH STUFF AHHH

Kenny

How I feel about this character

dumb baby i miss him so much...literally love him with all my heart

All the people I ship romantically with this character

crenny is my otp for this fandom but basically any kenny ships i think are fun with exception of problematic ships obvs lol

have a soft spot for bunny, k2 and stenny tho :>

My non-romantic OTP for this character

dont look at me but i think about goths + kenny So Much. So Fucking Much. also kenny/bebe

My unpopular opinion about this character

wow okay hot take? maybe not anymore but it definetly was when i was in the south park fandom around 2017-2018 lol

tw: mentioned csa/hypersexuality ig? like not anything explicit just pointing out some stuff that kenny does that seem possibly csa trauma related even tho it's most likely just south park being south park

branding kenny as a whore is kinda fuckn weird even if it technically aligns with canon!! like ig it's not that deep since like its fucking south park but it just icks me out so bad bc like. all of the stuff in canon that makes him out to be a whore seems like stuff that comes from trauma bc literally no other character his age acts like that. and as someone who is hypersexual and used to be that age while being hypersexual I did similar stuff so just seeing people age him up and then call him a whore is so fucking icky it makes me feel fuckn ick. also he's a child why is calling him a whore something the fandom does anyways even if it aligns with canon like ⁉️

I dont wanna go hard for the show or matt and trey bc, again, its south park, it's not that deep, there is a difference between the show using that stuff as a bit since it's like satire and the fans taking it and making it into one of his Actual Character Traits but it's still like even then when I see it in the show I just ugh i dont like it it's just uncomfy n icky

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon

CAN WE JUST GET HIM BACK IN MAIN PLOT LIKE MAKE HIM ACTUALLY APART OF HIS OWN FUCKING FRIEND GROUP AGAIN LIKE IK HE DOESNT REALLY SAY ANYTHING WE CAN UNDERSTAND BUT I STILL FEEL LIKE I JUST HAVENT HEARD HIM IN SEASONS???

Craig

How I feel about this character

omg wow it's me would yall look at that 🤠

no but actually one of my kins, very epic poggers cool of me to be this man irl /hj

All the people I ship romantically with this character

crenny obvs, creek is okay annnnd I have a soft spot for cryde :] iz best friend shit

My non-romantic OTP for this character

I like the idea of platonic creek so much more than romantic creek at this point, once again, cryde, alsoooo craig/wendy lives in my mind rent free even with their negative 100 interactions. I just think theyre neat!

My unpopular opinion about this character

I have this same opinion for kenny but I didnt wanna say the same thing for both so here it is now! just also know this goes for ken lol

I've said this before but it doesnt hurt to say it again: badass craig does not exist. Craig's favorite show is red racer, he has a pet guinea pig named stripe that he prioritizes over half the fucking people he knows, he's incredibly soft for his fucking boyfriend and the only "badass" thing he does is...be blunt?flip people off? like what. king smoked in one episode and yall made him into this cool dude who gets mad bitches which, like I said in kenny's thing, is weird, even moreso bc he canonically has only shown interest in his current boyfriend and like maybe a girl every once in a great fucking while pre-dating tweek? also most of those badass traits are jus man acting neurodivergent asf 😭😭 like it's cool if you think they're badass but the jump from man being monotone, blunt and having the repetitive motion of flipping people off to he's a bad boy who FUCKS is so weird like why does this exist!! why!!!!

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon

god pls give me more character development. please make the development separate from his relationship with tweek. please give us more craig's gang moments im starved. crenny also pls it's been so many seasons I just want them to hold hands again or SOMETHING

#shit self #asks #info dump and rant central okayyy #craig tucker #kenny mccormick #south park #tw csa mention #tw hypersexuality #i spent like an hr on this. help #bangerz

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deathsmallcaps · 3 years

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Not on anon, but how many goats do you have? Do you have other farm animals too?

Thanks for the question!

Yup! Sort of. I love next to and work on a farm. I use fake names on here because I prefer anonymity and the farm has some social media. These are all the animals I have right now (animal abuse in the backstories is mentioned, if you’re not feeling like you can read that right now, please skip):

I have 4 goats, all does and all related - goats are big on family units. They’re Nigerian dwarves that I call

Apple (tan and brown, leader of the herd and our first goat)

Cinnamon (white, daughter of Apple. She’s not albino she’s just the spitting image of her father. She actually has spots and markings like her mom it’s just too faint to seee)

Lavender (Dark brown and white, granddaughter of Apple, but isn’t the daughter of Cinnamon)

Cherry (More coppery brown and white, daughter of Lavender. Hard to tell from her mother, but she has a white marking on her lip that looks like a snaggletooth. Her mom has a lot more facial markings)

1 Jersey steer (neutered before puberty) named Moo - he’s a pet. I am his guinea pig as he learns how to be ridden like a good boy.

4.5 horses - four that the farmer owns and then a foster.

Lady - Ardennais mare, biggest on the farm. Very old and definitely not staying long, but still extremely beautiful. She has a brown coat, a grey and black mane, and 3 black socks and 1 white sock. Can’t be ridden anymore, is very retired.

Rifle - an old gelding who is a quarterhorse I think? The horses are fun to look at and I like them personally but I’m not really into horses. He has two small white socks on the backs me has the most beautiful copper coat and a white stripe down his nose. Loves people, can only be ridden by small children because of bad feet (he used to dance). Basically retired

Cola - Dark bay pacing mare, the colors of a bottle of coke. She is spunky and the lead mare, and is only six or seven. An escapee from the overbreeding racing industry, she has a scar around her neck from a chain that was embedded there. Due to her abuse, she is only just recently built up the muscle mass and surety of body to unlock her pacing skills. She’s very cute and to the untrained (mine) eye, the pace she just figured out looks like a toddler’s waddle. This may also be my interpretation because she is wonderfully round.

Phantom/Ghosty Boy - white Tennessee Walker gelding who has anxiety from 10+ years of abuse from fake rescues (we aren’t a rescue by the way). He has crap feet and hips but is occasionally ridden lightly, because he enjoys going out and is frankly the only horse that his rider can fit on. He is slowly being retired, if his rider gets a new horse he will just hang out with the elderly horses. He has a very haunted face and scars.

Foster - Foster right now is a 3 year old bay mare, probably a Walker horse of some kind. She thinks I’m annoying and runs like she could hit hyperspace. Is best friends (in her opinion) with Cola. She will hopefully find her forever home by the end of September. We are currently trying to fatten her up, she stress-doesn’t-eat and came from a severe neglect situation. I will be reusing this name.

Then we have the chickens. We have over fifty right now, not counting the chicks. They free-range and are quite happy. Except when we collect eggs, then they make dinosaur noises.

I haven’t really talked about them on here yet, because they’re still being socialized and aren’t acting super cute right now, but chocolate Cormo sheep recently arrived on the farm. Their internet names are not finalized right now lol. We have

Archie the wether yearling (neutered male, has a white spot on his head and no tail),

Lachi his mother (has almost all white tail and the only one with [mostly full, one seems broken maybe?] horns)

and then the rams Ash (grey and largest, with a tail) and Stone (dark brown, also has a tail).

And that’s pretty much it! We were supposed to have goat kids this year, but Apple and Cinnamon didn’t get pregnant, so it’ll be their turn again next year. However, we might have a lamb in the fall! Ash and Stone get wethered at the end of this week coincidentally, and we haven’t caught either messing with Lachi, but we can’t rule out any pregnancy yet.

Thanks for letting me ramble about the animals! :)

1. Foster and Rifle

2. Current mama hen

3. Apple and Cinnamon in front, left to right, and Cherry and Lavender in the back

(Also I occasionally post about Teen Goat Squad - the sons and intersex child of Lavender, Cherry and Cinnamon who were bought by a family whose kids I babysit. They aren’t teens anymore but I think it sounds funny.)

#lpw #tw animal abuse #animal abuse tw

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