#alka L. frog

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another year.......... another hijack birthday 🎉🎉🎉

it is so surreal to think that dreamworks crossover yaoi has led me places i wouldn't go with a gun (to another country to sleep on the floor of alka's apartment in the same room as them and robin and kitty for a week (also to alka's house to watch the dnd movie 3 times in 48 hours)) but here we are 2 years potnwas (post otnwas) and i'm still deranged. 🥁

unfortunately due to a less important prior engagement i likely won't have this finished today SO here is a wip for posterity that will hopefully be done very soon. here's to another year of hijack comrades 🍾🍾🍾 #HIJACKSWEEP

#talking tag #wip. I WILL FINISH THIS I PROMMY. I HAVE PLANS. #alka l. frog #cousin robin #tagging for loser trinity mention #HIJACKSWEEP

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cannot believe kai was dealkamatized........... if i find out robin's non hijack name is actually fred im going to fly all the way to the arctic circle and go ape mode in the 4 feet of snow in front of his house

#this is a joke robin does not have a non hijack name (L) #mine is beatrice which has the same number of syllables as the total of kai and robin #which is more proof that im superior to them and would have absorbed them in the womb #talking tag #loser trinity #cousin robin #alka L. frog #waij wait i've got it #alkai uzumaki #NAILED IT

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#talking tag #alka l. frog #LOSER TRINITY MEETUP IN FINAL STAGES #also going to unscrew their desk chair hide notes in all their books and move their furniture 2 inches to the left

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things alka did at sigur ros: danced in their seat, pulled up the lyrics translated into english from a google docs file in their phone inbetween songs, moshed, said "this is about jack" every third song, clapped so hard i think blood vessels burst in their hands

#talking tag #alka l. frog

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i may not be in their walls but i'm ON their walls #TWIASWEEP

#talking tag #alka l. frog #loser trinity meetup 2023

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alka: it is so crazy that robin can write 10k chapters can you believe that

me: RIGHT? never in my life

alka: LOL SAME

#get ready. #alka l. frog #tloa #cousin robin #ALMOST FORGOT THE ROBIN TAG i think they're both insane

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@alkalinefrog big things coming in 2025!!! #ANDREWTHLESS2025

#reply #alka l. frog #alkalinefrog #well get out of my walls and come hang out‼️‼️‼️

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btw you can get alka into almost anything if you make a hijack au of it. completely unrelated i spent 6 hours playing a videogame and not getting any work done

#talking tag #correction: 6 hours being VERY GOOD at a video game and if they tell you i died 8 times during a boss battle it's lies and slander #alka l. frog

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if i'm gonna do one thing it's clown #STANTLOA #ALKASWEEP #OURSHININGALKA

#talking tag #alka l. frog

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i actually fit under their bed btw we checked

#if that influences the results in any way. i can grab their ankles #talking tag #alka l. frog #loser trinity meetup 2023

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HYPER LIGHT DRIFTER AU SALES PITCH

aka alka and i played hld for over 6 hours and i got them attached to it by making it into a hijack au in between dying in stupid ways

okay hld character assignments or "trust me bro" the post

jack: the drifter. it's all there. came from the north looking for the immortal cell to cure himself, hiccup finds and saves him in front of the library. his hub is a little tooth fairy

hiccup: the guardian, IT'S ALL THERE x2 guardian of the town aka berk, became a drifter looking for the cell after the death of his parents from (sorry stoick and valka it's backstory). his hub is a small toothless robot he's very attached to

man in the moon: the jackal, chooses worthy people to become drifters and find the immortal cell to destroy it and pitch, restoring his powers and stopping the corruption

pitch: judgement, a scientist from a previous age infected by the immortal cell and now locked in a war with the man in the moon for control of the cell's wellspring/power to destroy the world as he spreads corruption through the world and disease to drifters

astrid: the weapons master, she's got her dojo and trains people 💪 she's right next door to hiccup and always down for a spar

tooth: dash master, next door to astrid, they hang out at each other's places when tooth sword trains and astrid tries to get better at dashing with the best teacher around

heather: alt drifter/altie, sees jack in passing but hangs out at astrid's dojo and stays with hiccup when she's around

sandy: the librarian, a long gone drifter who compiled information into monoliths

north: the minotaur, runs the arena and had the same vision of the cell from man in the moon, but his drifter days are over and he now supports jack and hiccup

ruff and tuff: merchants in town, saved by hiccup from their shenanigans more than once

bunny: the techie, peddler of bombs and grenades. reluctant to sell them to jack

fishlegs: the traveler in south, investigating the old tech in the desert

snotlout: the bandit, except less of a dick and more of a nuisance who's still very good at upgrading guns

jamie: SOCCER KID he and jack ball together, jack loses every time

AND HLD SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT if anyone actually cares about that here. au story summary essentially

WARNING FOR MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH because this is major character death the game sorry there's no escaping that

jack comes down from the north looking for the immortal cell + cure for pitch/judgement disease, rescued by hiccup outside of the library after category 5 judgement disease moment. hiccup takes him back to town And Then They Were Roommates™️ so basically this all aligns with canon

they're both looking for the same thing because hiccup also had the immortal cell vision and has pitch/judgement disease, they decide to team up for the search. hiccup maps out the modules, they explore together, jack dashes to stupid places and gets stuck and alka laughs at me etc etc

AND THEN SOUTH

hiccup goes on ahead to map, jack doesn't join or even know he's gone, he's in town spending as much time as he can with the people there he's grown attached to, but he also knows they're both getting sicker and with no places left to go they're nearing the end of the line

he goes to the south to look for hiccup and finds him with a pile of slain enemies and a mortal wound, but even without that hiccup has been getting worse with each zone

hiccup tells jack about losing his parents and striking out on his own after the man in the moon gave him a vision, and in one final goodbye and hope to keep a memory, jack takes his cloak and toothless when hiccup dies. he goes through south on his own but it's not the same without hiccup there to snark with, be his partner, his GUARDIAN!!! and he drags himself through each battle

he finally heads to the abyss for one last stand off with pitch/judgement to destroy the cell, finally faces his demons and destroys it, freeing the man in the moon. the cell was never a cure though, and he's too far gone and finally accepts it. makes his way through the abyss with a fatal wound and baby tooth and toothless hubs by his side, and sees one last gifted vision of peace from the man in the moon before he leaves the world, and jack goes too to meet hiccup in the afterlife

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AND SCENE.

#hld au #talking tag #alka l. frog #will maybe make one of these for tos and te/lius when i get around to it/won't spoil tos for alkabin (alka and robin)

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Hello Wia, could you tell Alka that this morning I've finished rereading ONWS just so I could then read The Golden Light? And that not only it was a beautiful journey but their spin off is also very very lovely. It's like Alka put a bow on ONWS, making it even more than perfect if possible. So yes thank you.

And also, Wia, your art is always fantastic even if sometimes cursed. Thank you!!!

i absolutely can @alkalinefrog HEY LOOK YOU'RE GETTING EXTREMELY DESERVED PRAISE. i very much agree and i'm going to make it my mission to find something they aren't amazing at. maybe tap dancing first

AW thank you and i promise i will either tone back the cursedness in the future or make it much worse. it's up in the air right now

#ask #anon #alka l. frog

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@alkalinefrog @gentleknife HOW THE FUCK DID YOU BOTH SEE THIS SO FAST. alka i ship you with the 2500 miles between us and me with some peace and quiet. the fics are from the shut up alka fandom and i'm tearing through them

#reply #alka l. frog #gentleknife #are you hanging out rn and i DIDN'T KNOW?

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anyone want to join a STREAM?? @alkalinefrog

#talking tag #alka l. frog #cousin robin

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#talking tag #alka l. frog

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bad sleep schedules: a story in two acts. note timestamps

#talking tag #alka l. frog #robin later touching scorched earth: something happened here.....