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I bet my left arm that Jade would laugh at a video of a piece of bread falling over for 3 days straight and puts anything in his mouth because of his intrusive thoughts

*cracks knuckles*

It starts off simple. You send Jade a very peculiar meme. He, of course, is a bit... amused for lack of better term of what he just watched. Is this a human custom? Please explain. He never gets a proper explanation...

He shrugs it off until he receives another video sent to him the next day. He can't help but chuckle internally at it. Oh so is this some sort of inside joke? A series perhaps? No matter, he doubts you could much with bread anyways...

Then another video. He lets a pleased hum. Ah. That was clever. A new take. He would have never guessed. But surely that's the end? Wrong. Later that day he receives an even more hilarious video. How does one get this from bread? Human culture is fascinating...

Then the next day, yet another video. Thus one simple, yet amusing. The sounds definitely add to it. A good comedic short which he will happily laugh internally at.

He starts to love this game. Sending extremely weird and niche bread memes. Bread stapled to trees. Puns. Strange costumes. An entire game centered around being bread. This strange reference within a falling bread video that he doesn't understand.

At some point your sitting with him at lunch as you show him another video. Azul and Floyd side eye you both, especially at Jades creepy smile as if he's enjoying this. He even let out a half chuckle at the video!

The video ends, and things go back to normal as you continue your lunch. The cafeteria offered some bonus slices of toast today. As you ate away at your main course you absent-mindedly balances your toast standing up.

You didn't even really notice that you or Jade were both watching intensely.

*plop*

Jades face twitched for a moment. He covered his mouth as he started to silent laugh, practically wheezing at the sight. You join right in as Azul and Floyd look at you weirdly. They don't appreciate top tier comedy.

He definitely uses magic to stand it back up, resulting in another wave of laughter.

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[twisted-wonderland-but-gayer]

Jade: it seems we can’t manipulate, manwhore, or mansplain our way out of this one

Floyd: it’s manslaughter then

Scarabia arc.

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[twisted-wonderland-but-gayer]

Was about to diss Floyd for wearing abominations despite liking shoes a lot then I saw Jade also wearing the same shit (Floyd left Jade right) so my hc is:

1. This are the twst version of crocs

2. Jade got them on a 2 for 1 sale

3. Jade got them to fuck with floyd

4. All of the above

Bonus: they make squeaky sounds

Imagine you're getting chased by them and you hear very loud squeaks behind you.

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[twisted-wonderland-but-gayer]

Idk why but the quote 'in another life,i would've really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you' from everything everywhere all at once fits Jamil so much

The caretaker is a banger. I keep imagining the gen Z version of Everywhere at the End of Time is Yuu

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[twisted-wonderland-but-gayer]

Floyd and Jade is all about things being fun and interesting, so what I'm wondering is what would stop them from dropping someone cus they realize it's not all fun and games? It's just too calm yk?(This question also applies to octatrio, cus what went through their head to decide to stick with azul from then to now)

I think of their reaction is boring they will stop.

Sure crying is funny to them, but only for a little bit. If the victim isn't too reactionary or is too predictable they'll stop. I think another thing is that they know when they go too far even by accident.

I can see them accidentally bullying someone very hard and then realizing what they did was kind of fucked up, or facing repercussions.

Yeah they're assholes and Floyd's a cunt, but I'm pretty sure if he ends up triggering someone's ptsd or something he would feel awful about it

#not writing #not requests #alexmwan #bullies ending up being outcasted or realizing how fucked they were do something to me

[twisted-wonderland-but-gayer]

Yuu outside of jamils room at midnight : JAMIL LET ME IN I WANNA SUCK YO BALLS

#can i put my balls in yo jaws #not writing #not requests #shitpost #this si so funny #alexmwan

[twisted-wonderland-but-gayer]

Yuu overblots but instead of going on a rampage he just sings this then goes on a 2 week coma

This feel very in character

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[twisted-wonderland-but-gayer]

Have a great day, hope you're getting less mentally ill <:3

#i am hanging on by a thread #not writing #not requests #alexmwan #not twst #vent #???? #vent tw

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Idk how malls are in other countries but in Malaysia there's always big open spaces scattered around and it's mostly for kids park, so imagine there's this group of adults,said adult being Floyd and some people he bribed to play with him, just giggling, kicking their feet waiting for their turn to play. Idk what Azul and Jade would be doing tbh but I imagine them being the spectator who occasionally wave and tell him not to chase kids

Floyd does these bad boys and gives them to Azul and Jade. Now whenever you walk into monstro you can see them framed

In the US some malls have that. Floyd would absolutely go and play on the kids stuff

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[twisted-wonderland-but-gayer]

Being a afab nb with maladaptive daydreaming that hates their boobs is so hard like, I be walking in circles, giggling and jumping while daydreaming about being in a poly relationship with Jamil and kalim and my tits just goes BOING BOING, like STOP BRO IM JUST TRYING TO BE HAPPY FOR FUCK SAKES

*insert let me hold them meme/j*

Go ask Floyd to squeeze your chest. That's basically free top surgery with his behemoth strength.

Or Claire's for bottom surgery.

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Bro (gn) I just got home from class and found out someone used my mom's name to send drugs 💀💀💀

Bro what?? What kind??

#i ordered the drugs btw do not intervene #not writing #not requests #not twst #alexmwan