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gunthermunch · 1 month

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Max: Billie Billie: shhh Michel Cera is about to say he’s gotta pee on her Michael Cera: I gotta pee on her Billie: aahaha! Max: I suggested Scott Pilgrim once and now it’s all we watch Billie: you should’ve suggested something less good then Billie: oh this reminds me! What did Elsa say that left you so emotionally distraught the other night Max: …how did ‘’I gotta pee on her’’ lead to that Max: sigh She made an excel sheet to help me pick a guy to date. Because she thinks that’s what I should do instead of whatever I’m doing right now Billie: oh my gosh Max: I know, she’s sick Billie: she’s a GENIUS! Max: what Billie: Max! you NEED to get a boyfriend! Max: I said DATES I- Is it that bad to prefer one night stands?? Billie: it’s not about the one night stands, it’s about you! Max: that makes it even worse. Billie: I mean, there has to be a reason you don’t contact those guys after fucking around, right? Right?? Do you GET it!!! Max: …I’m not letting an e-dater question my love life?? Billie: I’m just saying, Max! if I was you I would totally think about it. and do it. Because it could help me out. Just go on some dates and experience something different from what you’re used to Michel Cera: You once were a ve-gone, but now you will begone. Max: christ.

Ale: Maximiliano! I was just wondering ''what could that gorgeous little imp be up to tonight'' so WHAT have you been up to?! Ale: it’s rhetoric, I really don’t wanna know haha! Max: hey uh… yeah, it’s been a while. Sorry about that. I swear I really wanted to text you Ale: you don’t say Max: I’m trying to be honest you moron Ale: ooh. oh. can we leave it for some other time? Over some brunch maybe? My girlfriend is here Max: excuse me Jackie: hi Max! I’m Jackie. Big fan! Ale: she means that Max: I’m sorry when did you get one of those? Jackie: he’s so funny Ale: like a week ago. Ain’t she adorable? Max: oh yes she’s a sweetie. Totes. Ale: i think you two would adore each other, for real Ale: anyways! What have you been up to? Hangin’ there?

Billie: he’s with child Max: he’s with WOMAN Max: how- WHY didn’t he tell me?! We were JUST seeing each other a a couple months ago Billie: BABE babe calm down. Why did you call him anyways? Max: because he was head first on Elsa’s sheet, now I’ll need to phone this OTHER dickhead that meets most of my standards and I kinda have a thing for. Stupid fucking Jackie I hope you die Billie: hey… let’s detox. Take my word, no more men for the rest of the week. Max: no more men. You. Billie: If there’s something I love more than Pierce, is my hunger for sistership Max: you know I’m not a woman right Billie: No boys, only us. And Michael Cera. Max: … Billie: trust me, I’m your girl.

#look who it is #ts4 #munch #max villareal #ts4 story #billie jang #alejandro lopez

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peligrosapop · 6 months

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💙❤️Look at Fermín and Alejandro💙❤️

#fc barcelona #marc guiu #fermin lopez #alejandro lopez #xavi hernandez

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rainy-circle · 1 year

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Alejandro Lopez

#hair colouring #hair coloring #hair color #hair colour #hair styling #hair styles #alejandro lopez

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littlebeluu · 2 months

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needy for him

marc guiu × female reader

warnings: smut

He looked so hot. He looked so hot laying in that couch wearing only a pair of boxers that you couldn't help but clench your thighs. He was used to doing that, walking around the house in underwear, pretending he didn't know it provoked you. You've never been so attracted to anyone like you were towards Marc. His back and arms were huge although his sport didn't involve having a big upper body. But he trained hard, he was probably the most disciplined person you knew. His abs weren't that marked but his v-line was what made you go feral. It made such a good contrast with his small waist that you couldn't help but constantly imagine wrapping your legs around him. But the cherry on top for you was his happy trail. You find it so sexy that you'd actually get mad whenever he shaved it. Your face dropping when you noticed, and him laughing at you for being so dramatic.

And there he sat, on the couch of your apartment where he would sleep at almost every day. His legs spread and his arms outstretched while he watched some old game that he missed due to training. You walked towards him and looked him in the eyes trying to catch his attention. All you ever wanted was his attention. He kept his eyes on the TV as if he didn't know what you wanted. So you softly caressed his huge thighs and proceeded to sit on his lap. God you loved snuggling on top of him, it would make you feel so tiny.

"Love, you know I'm trying to watch the game" he said barely making eye contact with you. You didn't answer. Instead you began to leave wet kisses on his neck while slowly caressing the back of his hair. You felt him sigh and move a little under you. You knew you had him wrapped around your finger. Marc put his hands on your waist and slowly lifted his big hand under your shirt, lovingly brushing your shoulders with his finger tips. He unclasped your bra and then took your shirt and the bra off, leaving you wearing only your blue undies. You started to grind against him, so horny that all you wanted was to soothe all that desire that has been building in your lower tummy. Marc loved when you dry humped him. He knew that it meant you needed him and he loved to feel needed. The whimpers that he left out were making that funny feeling in your pussy even stronger. The wetness on your panties were staining his boxers. You could see the outline of his cock. His tip was out, and his happy trail was glistening due to his pre-cum and your juices. Sexiest sight ever.

"You're going to kill me one of these days baby"

You looked at him lovingly, there was nothing hotter than the words and sounds he left out whenever he was aroused. You pulled his underwear down and grabbed his shaft, slowly stroking him. He was wet from your mixed juices. You bit your lip looking at it and Marc swears he could have cum just from that look. While lifting your hips you drag his tip in between your folds and whine when it brushes your swollen clit. Marc impatiently thrusts his hips and pushes his cock inside you and you both can't help but moan loudly. It feels like you were made for each other. He grabs your hips with the kind of pressure that you know is going to leave marks tomorrow, but you don't care because it hurts so good. He guides your movements while he sucks your tits, sometimes licking and sometimes biting gently. Your clit would constantly brush over his trimmed pubic hair and you knew you were getting closer and closer.

"I can feel you clenching around me, so needy for me. F-fucking gorgeous"

And he was right, you needed him all the time, at all hours, one right move and he'll have you clenching your thighs while looking at him. You could tell he was about to cum too, he would sometimes shut his eyes and his grip on your hips would be even harder while he quietly cussed. You move your hips faster, with one hand holding onto his shoulder and the other resting on his thigh. The pleasure was so intense that you moved forward, pressing your chest against him and screaming loudly, your orgasm always being better than the previous one, your legs shaking while you feel his spurts of cum fill you up so deep. He groans loudly as his hips uncontrollably thrust into you. You loved that he was so vocal while fucking, never saved a sound to himself.

"I love you Mark" You said while looking into his eyes. His eyes were so beautiful. They were sometimes brown and sometimes amber, and they would wrinkle when he smiled. And right now he was smirking while holding eye contact, his forehead and chest sweaty and his breath heavy.

"I love you even more baby"

#marc guiu #marc guiu smut #alejandro balde #lamine yamal #marc smut #marc guiu x reader #marc x reader #hector fort #fermin lopez #pedri #pablo gavi #gavi #barcelona spain #fc barcelona #football #futbol

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gavily · 8 months

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this is lewandowski with gavi, pedri, balde, fermin, and lamine

#robert lewandowski #pablo gavi #pedri gonzalez #lamine yamal #fermin lopez #alejandro balde

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lilirari · 5 months

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𐙚 ‧₊˚ ⊹ ( ⚽ ) . . . FAKE TEXTS ³ !

ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭ ꩜⋆ barça version bc it's barça day today + we won against porto !! happy barça day <33 also guys, i think ter stegen's bringing the chilli.. not too sure though.

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palaugranetes · 2 months

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Child Labor FC reaping the reward of their work 🥰🥹

#pau cubarsi #alejandro balde #marc guiu #fc barcelona #fcblive #fermin lopez #joao being the intruder #child labor fc

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mockingjayne12 · 9 months

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my first lucifer watch throwback: 31 december 2021

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why-so-forward · 9 months

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Ronald: you know, the smaller they are, the angrier they are; cause they don't have as much space in their bodies to contain all that anger.

Sergi: That is not how that works.

Lewa: Like it's not even close to being at least a bit scientifically accurate.

Alejandro: oh yeah? What about Pomeranians

Ansu: And chihuahuas

Fermin: And Gavi

#football incorrect quotes #fc barcelona #football #pablo gavi #gavi #alejandro balde #lewandowski #robert lewandowski #balde #ansu fati #ansu #fermin lopez #ronald araujo #sergi roberto

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pedripics · 4 months

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🛫 SALAMANCA

#pedri gonzalez #pedri #fermin lopez #alejandro balde #pau cubarsi #fc barcelona #fc barça #barça #*copa del rey

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gunthermunch · 9 months

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original original characters in munch

you too sweetie but shh

#my art #ts4 #otto.............thats grandpa..........#otto munch #alejandro lopez #ernest munch #and rita #i always try my hardest to not speak about rita or show her too much but shes stronger than i am #also yes bluma would count as an original oc but kinda but its dubious #munch extras

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rainy-circle · 2 years

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Alejandro Lopez

#hairstyles #hair styling #fashion #fantasy fashion #alejandro lopez

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rl9forever · 4 months

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200 match for Frenkie De Jong

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gavily · 1 month

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barcelona players from la masia you will always be special to me

#alejandro balde #pau cubarsi #fermin lopez #pablo gavi #marc guiu #lamine yamal #fc barcelona #la masia

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lilirari · 5 months

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𐙚 ‧₊˚ ⊹ ( ⚽ ) . . . FAKE TEXTS ⁵ !

ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭ ꩜⋆ we're back, baby ! please take this as a compensation for not posting any writing in the past week... i promise i'll work on all my drafts soon 🤞 anyways, who wanna be the cockroach to my lobster ? 🫣

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pensat-i-fet · 2 months

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#no calla la cotorra 😭😭#you'll excuse me for not knowing the names of the 16483 children Barça employs #ferran torres #ilkay gundogan #fermin lopez #alejandro balde

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