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monstrouslyobsessed · 8 months

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some of these are SUPER old, gomen, so it'll be all under the cut for yall sanity. i really need to start answering more timely rip

tw: mild implications of noncon (cerelos), psychological mindfucks (cerelos), mentions of pregnancy (dol)

Oh, I can wait for your content as long as it takes! Creating is not an easy task, so take your time, dear. Ofc, posting everyday is cool, blah-blah, but your health and mental state is much more important. Don't worry about this <3 And talking about DoL, did you get to Ivory Wraith already? Who is your faves generally? —anonymous

did i not answer this before??? tumblr, please. anyway, ye i did! plotwise, very very fascinating. gameplay wise, annoying as heck when i was in middle of things i was working towards to lol i do wish ivory wraith's plot wouldn't be centered around weird anal/ear/whatever pregnancy tho, thats…kinda not my thing kdshkds--and thats coming from someone who writes preg on the regular. pls dev.

Ahhhh don't feel bad! Ur content is top-tier and u r a lovely perfect bun! Even quick look on your post is enough to feel that you're always working hard to give your best – it's we who should be thankful for all food u r giving </3

A lot lot lot of love to ya, dear 🥰 @iwanthistongue

dawww thank you dear <3333 i just wish i have it in me to be the super productive like some of the epic writers on this platform, but i dont dsklhdsl so all i can do is to do my best and provide every so often <3 also sorry that i cant seem to ping you???

Omg you're into dol? Who's your favorite character so far? —anonymous

eden, tbh! i ran into a scenario where they kidnapped me angry after being gone for too long. oof, what happened after that…wheeoooow but most of the characters are pretty dang good too!! i'd like to focus more love on kylar but theyre quite...annoying gameplay wise so…augh lol

i crave more beastfolk content 🤤 maybe something with a male reader dealing with a few yandere beastfolk who are trying to one-up each other and compete for him? male!yandere x male!reader content is a bit hard to find, especially if it's transmale!reader —anonymous

just send in an ask and i'll see what i can do! i found writing male readers (be it cis or not!) a little tricky sometimes, because i always feared crossing that…bad line, yanno? in spite of the contents i write.

that said, i'm all for writing more gays, just need a little nudge and sparks to write one~

have you heard of scp 401? —anonymous

…huh, this is a pron in the making. but no! this is the first ive heard of it. im aware of scp and knew some of its characters but not this one!!

Happy bday! I hope you got yourself a nice treat! —anonymous Happy birthday, dear! 🥳—anonymous Happy (i guess)late birthday, luv!!! Thank you for writing at this special day, hope your day was amazing <3 —anonymous

ohhhh this is months late;;; im so sorry but thank you all so much for your kind bday wishes!! ily all a bunch!!!

OMG YESSSS LORE!!! MORE MORE MORE <333 Thank you for the food, I can't stop re-reading 😭😭😭 —anonymous

ye~i mainly wanted to do more centaur pron tbh LOL glad you liked my nasty bois!

For a few days I had a thought- I hope it's ok to share ahaha- Okay, so – after getting in his grasp his future bride were acting so, so good. Her dedication is admirable, she's a quick learner and charismatic enough to get the liking of the teachers and maids. Her gentle and caring nature shows while she's communicating with others – no surprise everyone likes her. She's the same she was the day he met her... But the thing is, after all of this, she's absolutely terrified of Cerelos. She's not crying and wailing, but she's getting so quiet, so uncomfortable in his company, she always hiding her eyes and never tries to speak first – and she trembles so, so bad every time they're touching! Last time she even fainted from all nerves. How he may act and how mad he would be that servants getting more smiles and laughs than him? —anonymous

hmmm depends on why the darling is frightened tbh are they always afraid or is this started after cerelos took them the first time? i do imagine he'd be pretty upset and even offended, though he won't outwardly show his feelings. he'd probably start ordering the servants to disappear whenever the darling is in sight, be invisible, to further isolate them, to force them either to face their loneliness and/or accept cerelos as their emperor and husband. since humans are in nature social, they'd naturally long for some form of company and possibly some skin to skin contact.

in short, since the coecrced sex doesn't seem to do enough, cerelos would've likely infict some psychological damages on his darling to force them to accept him. he wouldn't be…physically abusive, no, but he will emotionally and mentally cripple his darling without relying on cruel words and uses some amount of gaslighting.

regardless, you will only have him and you will love him. he is, after all, your emperor and husband. why wouldn't you embrace him and his power?

Hi! I hope this is okay to ask: I saw one of your slightly older asks, and you mentioned you have a draft with a slime monster. I'm very curious about that one (but I also love your writing in general!), so I just wanted to ask you if you plan on finishing it —anonymous

.....sdhdflsk i thought i posted it, gosh dang it. well, i'll look into this later. if nothing else, it would be nice to go back and post my shitty 5 minutes thoughts again.

Hello how are you ? Hope you are doing well ❣️ I wanted to ask if you will continue or write anything similar like the rabbit hybrid fic ..it's my fav and i also like the ghost husband fic ..sorry if i made u uncomfortable👉👈...Have a nice day💖 —anonymous

i'm doing better!! <3 ty for checking in, luvvv

and after some waffling around, i considered since human/beastfolk hybrids are so rare and are considered the 'monsters' of their world (ig basically, considered as 'mythical', like yeti's and such, but actually does exist, kind of monsters), i figured it couldn't hurt to make these sad hybrids canon to my universe soooooooo ye i wouldn't mind doing more of them!! also i've done a crocodile hybrid one, if you've missed that one.

no, no, you're good! <3 loves getting asks like this~

the momster is back!!! we missed you, hope you’re having a good day <333 (p.s i am a monster fucker through and through, i will literally read and love anything you write mwah) @letskidaddle

daww youre so sweet!!! <3 ty!! monster fuckers united!!!! and yes you have a lovely day as well!!

whewwww, thats some asks to get through hhhh but man tumblr is so ugly. anyone know the fix to get it back to its simple self??

anyway, im slowly getting into the swing of things. got couple wips i can work on, maybe, and clear the inboxs for a fresh start (sorry to anyone who were waiting on certain things!! you can send them again tho!! a clean slate is needed imo). anyway, hope yall are doing wonderfully <3

#ghosts are curious.👻#☠️not writing...#anonymous #asked #answered

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czarcaustic · 4 months

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thoughts on AOS while I watch AOS for the first time (THERE WILL BE SLANDER)

wow this movie is really butch right off the bat... so much action... so much dousing of every corner of the film in shadow

this couple said "Tiberius is a bad name but naming my 2 second old infant son JIM sounds good" assigned 60 year old man at birth

jim almost going over the cliff... gotta hit every movie cliche -_- also what's with the giant rift on the flat plains of Iowa

BABY SPOOOOCK HIS LITTLE FRECKLES oh noooo

"he has human eyes" omg :'(

WINONA RYDER?

zachary quinto's voice has uuuh... no gravitas, I'm sorry guys. he just does not sound like spock to me

oh lord no, jim.... ssshut up and leave uhura alone!!! this movie is such a product of the 2000s.... cool guy main character bothers a woman as flirtation

omg I am hating the dynamic of Uhura as Cool Popular Girl all these random bros feel the need to jump in and defend because she's so hot? my accidental posse I developed by virtue of being Too Hot

kirk grabbing her boobs... wow this movie is so much worse than I thought it would be. I forgot the 2000s was this sexist, which is crazy because I lived it.

"a peacekeeping armada" bro that's just a "woke" way to say military

ok Bones is pretty good

nooooo why is Jim such a pervert freak

- not only did you violate ze RUles - twirls evil moustache-

Oh I REALLY like this Bones

the sounds the enterprise doors make omg it's like a mouse farting -shoop!-

wha- the computer didn't understand chekov's voice??? couldn't he have just spoken russian ??? what is the motivation for speaking english in the world of the universal translator

ok I assume this is like "ahaha imagine if a person had an accent" humour like man... that joke was already overplayed back then

Spock talks like an evil cat

Nero saying "Hulloh!" so casual when being hailed. Hey guys, how's it hangin'?

sksksk Sulu being like yes sir I have hand to hand combat training like yeah boy, I bet you do

"Kirk you're not cleared to be on this mission and should be at home, that's why I'm selecting you as the person I'll send on an even deadlier mission" make it make sense

that's like a head surgeon being like oh ok since you're not cleared to be in the surgery room why don't you just step up here and help me perform the surgery

Kirk's smirk at Spock when Pike gives him XO..... SHUT UP I HATE YOU NASTY MAN

Chris Pine always looks like he's hiding ice cubes in his cheeks

ngl this movie is boring as fuck

Pike is similar to SNW Pike, if you took everything interesting about Anson Mount's Pike and threw it away

omg what?!? what's with the bit where the guy is having too much fun laughing and being jolly to pull his parachute lmao

omg not a hanging off the edge of a cliff scene AGAIN, I can't take this

it's cute having Chekhov accidentally call Spock Commander instead of Captain

Chekov is a gamer, he can lock on

aw he's so cute.

"enah-jyyyzzze" Spock says while popping a squat... wow he's so gay

Vulcan getting sucked into the black hole really looks like a butthole

ok not to do with the movie but I accidentally just wrote "Vulvan"

Spock: ok guys just gonna record my very personal diary right in the middle of the bridge DON'T FOLLOW ME OUT WHEN I STORM OFF IN A DRAMATIC WAY

oh no Uhura's the best girlfriend

wahahaha tying my enemy up on a big slab and shining a light directly in his face and calling him by his first name, hey wait a moment do you guys hear Ghenghis Khan playing

not Spock quoting that Sherlock Holmes bit about the impossible I thought you were supposed to value logic

good arguing between Kirk and Spock though

did Spock just fucking drop Kirk on an inhospitable planet?!?!

oh my fucking god he's evil!

he really said it is logical to straight up kill this man rather than sedate him ok mr megalomaniac

oh nooo jim crying from spock prime's emotional transference, they have so much chemistry

"so you do feel" ok kirk your spock is like, the most emotional young spock of all, he wears his emotions on his sleeve

I love you bug-eyed alien friend of Scotty's

Scotty's whole shindig would hit harder if every person in this movie wasn't like ohhoho I'm the best guy ever at the thing I do within the span of like, a day

Spock Prime saying he learned to cheat by fucking with timelines from Jim, ah yes you love to see it

oh no Scotty got Charlie and The Chocolate Factoried

Spock being one of the antagonists of this movie is so funny

this fight is cringe.....

the little end intercom sound is the exact same starting note as MGMT's Kids

JIM YOU MADE SPOCK LOOK REALLY BAD IN FRONT OF HIS DAD!!!!!

"omg hiii, are we having a weird voyeurism moment in the transport bay?"

"I want Spock dead NOW!" child demands ice cream

OMG THIRD TIME JIM IS DANGLING BY HIS HANDS OFF A CLIFF, c'mon guys these moments are not good enough to demand the rule of threes

the parallel of Spock taking George Kirk's place as the self-destruct pilot - all to save his beautiful wife... Christopher Pike

Spock Prime just being like ah fuck it I'm not worried about Time Fuckery actually... I just needed to make sure you were gonna learn to love Kirk. we respect him for that

imagine if your future self was like hey I decided I don't care about temporal directives so I'm choosing to meet you but I did care so much about you learning to love and trust my best friend that I set up a scenario which would trauma bond the two of you to ensure you'd be friends and you're just like oh yeah I guess that's a normal situation to have with your platonic bro

Kirk got Captaincy of the Enterprise through uuuh... committing mutiny to save the ship, they were just like yeah ok I guess we'll give this ship to you now instead of it being like, an experience based thing. imagine if that's how it worked in real life.

in conclusion it just ain't my beloved SNW

#star trek #star trek AOS #I'm sorry there is so much AOS slander in this post #I'm not judging though you guys I am a huge fan of media that is Not Good

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hitchell-mope · 6 years

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Uma: you will answer the questions when asked. No segues. Understood?

Ben: yes.

Uma: good. Now. Gil. Harry. Piss off.

Harry: wha. But. (Whining). Whyuh

Uma: do you two have magic?

The two shake their heads

Uma: didn’t think you did. Sooooo. Buh bye.

She waves her hand and they disappear in a puff of turquoise smoke

Uma: who do you see?

Ben: I’m afraid I don’t understand

Uma: people with magic have these. Things. In their heads. It’s not nice. It’s not pleasant. It is what it is. Disturbing. Now. Who do you see.

Ben looks over Uma’s shoulder at vision Mal who nods at him

Ben: I see Mal. With shorter hair. And she carries herself differently. Almost like all the worry’s gone from her.

Uma: (to herself). Well isn’t that the rancid icing on the crappy cupcake that is my life

Ben gives her a quizzical look

Uma: you get an idealised version of your “perfect little girlfriend”. I. On the other hand. Get a psychotic version of my second mate. With the added bonus of him trying to kill me. Because apparently. They’re our conscience. And for some reason that means they can torture us. Or at least my one does. What does yours do?

Ben: she. Encourages me. She supports me. Makes sure I don’t feel alone.

Uma looks unimpressed.

Uma: you know I hate you right?

Ben: get in line Captain.

Uma moves to slap him around the face

Vision!Gil: I DONT think you want to do that. Imagine what mal will do if Ben has a nasty bruise on his face when she rescues him?

Uma: I don give a damn what she thinks

Gil: yeah no not buying that. Because if you didn’t care. You wouldn’t have. Kidnapped the king. Threaten to kill him. Just to rile her up and settle a ten year grudge that you started. So. Yah. You do care what she thinks. The villain always cares what the hero thinks.

Uma: I am NOT THE VILLAIN

Gil: keep telling yourself that darling

Ben: what are they doing?

Vision!mal: Gil’s threatening her again. He’s rather mean at times. But eh what can you do.

Ben: we could stop them?

Mal: oh sorry. No. I didn’t explain it. I never explain it properly. My bad. Aaaah. If she dies he dies. But if he dies she lives but she’d just be severely depowered does that make sense?

Ben: kind of

Mal: yay!

Gil: urg. I just wanna slap that fcking smile off her stupid face.

Uma: what happened.

Gil: never you mind. Now. Tell me what it is you want.

Uma: I want. Him to tell me the truth

Gil: and (he walks up to uma and leans in close to her ear) of course you know how to do that.

Uma (chuckles and smiles viciously): oh yes. Yes I do

Gil: 🎶I’m gonna enjoy this🎶

Uma roles her right sleeve up

Uma: now. This is gonna hurt. You. And you’re gonna wanna resist me. You’ll fight with every fibre of your being. But you will give me what I want. And after. I can give you your pick of who to beat up.

Ben: wha what are you what’s happening what are yaaaaaargh

Uma reaches into his chest and pulls his heart out and talks into it

Uma: now! Why are you here

Ben: you kidnapped me?!?!

Uma: before that

Ben: ohhhhh. I came here to ask Mal to come back to auradon.

Uma: why?

Ben: because I wanted her to know I’m not afraid of her. And my Dad’s a ginormous douche canoe. Seriously he’s an idiot and a fool

Uma looks around

Uma (under her breath): yeah no shit.

Uma (talking into the heart again): so you didn’t come here to bring kids off the isle?

Ben: I’ve been trying to get more children off the island for six months. I keep being stopped at every turn.

Uma: by who. You ARE the king are you not?

Ben: yes. But there’s a council

Uma: full of doddering old rich white guys?

Ben: not ALL of them are white. But yes

Uma: lemme guess. They think lightning can’t strike twice?

Ben: nail meet hammer.

Uma: so. You’ve been trying to get us out for six months and the guys that are supposed to support you are about as helpful as a teapot made of cheese

Ben: I think the sayings “chocolate teapot”

Uma (genuinely confused): what’s chocolate?

Ben: ...very difficult to explain

Gil: oooh oooh oooh. Ask him about his magic

Uma: you know you have magic right?

Ben: uuuummmm. Yes?

Uma: how? Was there residual magic left by your father’s curse?

Ben: I don’t know.

Uma: you’ve had magic how long now?

Ben: how long have I been in the brig?

Uma: About four hours

Ben: four hours then.

Uma: hold up. You’re. You. Mean to tell me that up til now you’ve been weak.

Gil: oh ho ho. I would NOT say weak. Naive yes. Too trusting. Yes. Weak. NO SIREE

Uma (to gil): shut up. (To ben). So the cup thing was the first time you ever did magic?

Ben: yes.

Uma: so you’ve never (teleported)

Ben: no

Uma: what about (losing your temper and throttling someone)

Ben: nope

Uma: not even (flying)

Ben: only pretend. I wore a faux skeleton leaf suit for five years until I was eight

Uma: it’s not all bluster is it?

Ben: pardon?

Uma: youuuu. You. Actually. Want to get us out of here. Don’t you?

Ben: even if I wasn’t under pain of death the answer would be an exuberant yes. I honestly believe that none of the children here deserve to be here

Uma: some might deserve it more then others. Have you considered that?

Ben: I assure you I’m not going round with a net hunting down children and indoctrinating them in to the land of gumdrops gingerbread houses and rainbows

Uma: ahaha. Sassy. I like it.

Gil: that’s what separates ben from fish face. Brains. Well that’s and lack of the creep factor.

Mal: now gilly don’t be nasty.

Gil: would you rather I scar her. Words are great. Plant an image in their head and let it mentally wreck them. And no physical repercussions to be seen. Would you rather I slash her throat. Oooh. I know

The shadow tendrils reappear slowly inching their way towards Uma.

Mal: ok I’ll shut up

Gil: good girl. C’mon shrimpy. Onwoth your next question

Uma (slightly startled): tell me what you think.

Ben: your gonna have to be more specific

Uma: of me. The boys. The crew.

Ben: I’ve only had contact with you gil and the scary one

Uma: his names Harry hook. Son of Captain James Hook. And yeah. He’s weird

#disney descendants #ben florian #mal bertha #bal #uma daughter of ursula #gil legume #giluma #harry hook

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