#aha thinks this is funny

[feroluce]

I've only recently started having my own thoughts about Emanator!Sampo and I think my favorite version of this is that he is technically an Emanator, it's just that he doesn't talk about it because Aha is a dick who only blesses people that don't want it and Sampo hates it here dkjxkdkdck

Aha blessed the Mourning Actors! A whole faction of people who have specifically made it their life's mission to resist Elation! They made a literal worm their Emanator just to see if it would be accepted into the Genius Society! And when it wasn't, Aha just as easily killed it and tossed it aside! So I feel like there is a good possibility that Aha looked down at Sampo, this little oddball who doesn't seem to even like Epsilon or a lot of the Masked Fools and was like.

Hey.

You know what would be really really funny.

And I feel like being an Emanator wouldn't even be a plus for Sampo, because of how he operates. Sampo excels at blending in; he managed to smuggle himself onto a planet

that had been isolated for 700 years,

with only one (1) single city on it,

and going even further, he snuck himself into the Underground,

where the population is even more sparse,

and STILL. Not a single accusation of him being an alien! Not even after the Astral Express lands and proves that interstellar space travel is possible! Sampo is so thoroughly ingrained into Belobog that yeah, some people admit they don't know his origins, but none of it ever comes with the question of whether he actually is a Belobog native or not. Sampo knows exactly how to blend himself into his surroundings in the most subtle way possible. And being an Emanator, something far more powerful than any normal human or Pathstrider could ever hope to be, would only throw in a massive extra variable for him. Sampo would have to be so so careful to keep a lid on his Emanator traits, to keep up the appearance of being totally normal and average at all times. It doesn't help him at all.

And this part is pure indulgence, but I love taking Aha's closeness with mortals, and THEIR tendency to take human form, and twisting it into a case of THEM using Sampo as a vessel.

I want Aha to look at Sampo the same way all of us look at Sampo. A chew toy. A plaything. Something to shove through the meat grinder. Aha thinks Sampo is hilarious and a funny, silly little guy, and THEY want to put him in Situations just to see what he does. Sampo is not a fan.

This though, this is what makes Sampo so wildly entertaining as a vessel. Because Aha knows that Sampo does not want to be a vessel, does not even want to be an Emanator, and THEY find it SO much fun to watch the mental gymnastics he has to pull to convince himself he's ok with it, this is fine actually, because he's not exactly about to tell off a literal god. He doesn't feel like getting a smiting today, please and thank you.

Because squeezing yourself into a human vessel is so different than merely adopting a human disguise, there's already a human soul in there, it's kind of a tight fit. If Sampo doesn't make room, doesn't all but dissociate right out of his own body, it could cause. Consequences.

And so, Aha always gives a warning, just to watch him squirm.

It begins with the sound of bells.

Just little ones, at first. Small, clinking little sounds that could even be considered nice. Something almost gentle, like a wind chime in a pleasant breeze on a warm day. This is the signal for the countdown.

Sampo breathes in, breathes out. Makes himself as small as possible within his own body.

The bells rise and multiply, tinkling wind chimes give way to sleigh bells, to shopkeepers bells, the sound of something inevitable approaching, something entering.

Sampo breathes in, breathes out. Dilutes himself, weaker and weaker concentrations.

The bells rise and rise, multiply and multiply, celebration and tragedy resonating in the sound of church bells, ringing bright and loud, the sounds of weddings and funerals both the same.

Sampo breathes in, breathes out. Becomes like smoke, like vapor. Hollows himself out.

Empty, empty, empty until he echoes, like a bell, like something with the sole purpose of being shaken and rattled around, a thing to be struck, the sounds jarring and punched out and gasping and piercing the air, the lung, the eardrum.

Sampo breathes in.

Beaten he rings, bashed in he sings.

Aha breathes out.

#sampo koski #hsr sampo #hsr aha #emanator!sampo #emanator sampo #hsr #honkai star rail #my fics #pardon me I've been listening to a lot of kara kara kara by kikuo lately dkxjkskdmd #I really like Emanator Sampo theories and even think canon is pointing that way- assuming he isn't just Aha in disguise #but I also like Sampo being a pathetic little guy. a squeaky toy. just a little dude. #and thus. this skzjnskdkd #an Emanator but pathetic about it haha #stringing Sampo up like a piñata so I can beat him with the possession angst stick ☆ #he just has a lot of personality. Sampo is very bright and vibrant and distinctive- #-and always perfectly in control of himself to put on the best show. #so I think it's most jarring to see him dissociate- to see him go completely still and quiet just trying to breathe and settle #breate and settle breathe and settle breathe and settle #until he looks distant and hazy and goes unresponsive. until he feels like he is barely within his own body. #aha thinks this is funny #sampo tells himself he does too because it's easier that way #(shaking hands with Aha and Sparkle as I too like to mess with Sampo and put him in situations snkzjsjdkd)

[fatedroses]

-An old-timer like me.

#sampo koski #emanator of elation #hsr spoilers #? technically #digital art #hsr #honkai star rail #its old bastard propaganda-o-clock #firstly- I based this off the meteor thief set and his own color palette #secondly- just how old is this man cause he's got me thinking that he might just be -old old- #THIRDLY- #Why does he share design concepts with gallagher (the chain link on gallaghers leg and on sampo's shoulder most notably) #I think it implies that Sampo probably isnt from modern Jarilo- I do like the concept however of him being aha's oldest fool #and a part of me even wants to bet he mightve been a galaxy ranger or some other traveling faction #being brought out of his funny business retirement to beat up what I'm betting is either a lord ravager or the annihilation gang #because fun fact- if you turn the music off to hear vocals better #you can hear Aha laughing in the background of Phantylia's fight in 2nd phase #destruction and elation do not seem to actually get along that well

[largemandrill]

Pov: your weird goth gf keeps sending you these at 2 am while you’re dying of deathblight

#I feel like the amount of Fia content I put on here would lead some to concluding she’s my fav lol #She really isn’t but I think she’s funny #Elden ring #fia deathbed companion #My art #fanart #Nooo don’t kill yourself your so sexy aha #suicide mention #ig I dunno if this meme counts #Should I tag as suggestive?? Like nothing is showing #Tell me in the notes ig

[dykevanny]

had a really funny idea for an ask blog ft. Vanny and another plex employee oc,,

#Get this right. 2 pizzaplex employees accidentally get tumblr famous bc someone has been leaving weird graffiti everywhere and #Getting up to other shenanigans and sends asks abt it to this one like urban exploration blog. Who later gets an ask basically like #Hey I work at the plex?? This is some insider info only another employee would know???? #The two anons are constantly back and forth in this persons inbox and are eventually assigned nicknames #‘Pix’ for the mystery vandalism employee because she shows up as nothing but weird pixels and glitches on cameras #The other employee is ‘Cam’ because they have been monitoring all this on the cameras #One day they get each others blogs and keep sending each other death threats and shit jokingly but one day pix warns cam not to go to a #Weird late staff meeting #The next night it is literally just the two of them and they think this is so funny they start a blog trying to uncover why everyone else #Just isn’t coming in. At first they are like well layoffs duhhhh #But then ppl send asks and messages like ‘hey have u seen this employee it’s my brother/friend/etc’ and they realize shit is actually going #On in here #One night cam is live-blogging their shift and sees a weird intruder in a costume with a knife and runs around eventually escaping and find #Pix lying at the bottom of a stairwell unconscious with a bloody nose later #Takes pix to the hospital. Only to be alone in the plex the next night and suddenly get a phone call saying that pix left the hospital. Bc #Pix left cam as the emergency contact because ‘she didn’t have anyone else’. #Cam has to survive the masked intruder #eventually starts recording everything but when the intruder gets closer the footage gets glitchier #Eventually there’s just one fuzzy image of the intruder with Roxy and Monty standing on either side and that’s the last we hear of cam. Nex #Post is pix saying hehe thanks for following our little story aha !! Bye now it’s over!! And that’s it…..heheheheh #Killer rab blog has become a little boring for me so… might start this soon…. #I’d have to make like 2 blogs plus some fake dms too probably . Damn

[pangyham]

GAH LONG POST..

xingqiu and chongyun have insanely good potential for angst my god. xingqiu in particular is so fun to think about in the context of chongyun. what do YOU know about chivalry boy

thinking about how he and hu tao kinda operate on similar notions of justice and all that shmick except hu tao is more strictly averse to disrupting the Natural Order (incredibly vague and generalized concept rn sorry) whilst xingqiu sets his principles more arbitrarily. chongyun's presence somehow foils a lot of his notable character traits. gestures hands vaguely in the air but sth sth hu tao would not approve of xq's moral infractions

perhaps im just reading too deep into this but shrugs ill admit something's changed in Me the last 2 years and coming back to xq and cy has me like. scratches head now hold on im not entirely sure if i even like the way xq treats cy. its kinda one of the main points of their dynamic- the whole.. pranking this oblivious guy who i really adore etc. but its deeper implications leave me a little unsatisfied and a little troubled (?).. in the long run i personally dont really see anything substantially appealing about their (leaning towards romantic in this context) relationship other than like ?? the tropes that mhy imposed upon them. they were created as a compatible Duo ykwim. they reference each other a lot in their lore and even in-game but.. idk maybe i just view them separately instead of a joint unit that anaylzing them individually revealed a lot of crevices and cracks in their ship that's built upon their mainstream appeal

but anyway i've thought a lot about them as a duo and is it nuts to say i like them as a romantic ship but if they were unrequited. i can see them working out but it necessitates a complete subversion and reconstruction of xingqiu (chara development basically LOL) on my part that i would totally invest myself in but im not entirely sure how to execute it

i like xingqiu a LOT as a flawed character. i wouldnt go as far as to say hes toxic, just very conflicted and insecure. hes a fun character to think about. re: the hu tao bit i mentioned above, i think they would have a really fun, witty, and transformative friendship

but anyway. yes i like xq and i still like xy. theyre just a bit more complicated now aha. im still capable of enjoying fluffy ship dynamics but lately ive been in a Character Study Mood ... mmm.. ive yet to organize my chongming thoughts

#tangy talks chongyun #tangy talks genshin #xingqiu #hu tao #chongyun #on my cf list i specifically wrote: #“ive destroyed whatever palate i had for them(xy) 2 years ago and developed a new one that's more sour” LOL #it's true rip i was going thru my old art it's really funny how much ive changed since then #i feel like i just.. developed different outlooks ..? aka me realizing i might be aro #ive been much more qpr inclined w my ships aha. im also in love with all my friends. i like projecting my values of love and intimacy into #my favorite characters eeep.. shoutout to the raven cycle #i think the only ships i have that r conforming and exhibit conventionally romantic attitudes are uhm.. my bard and shadowheart ..and .. #natasha and pierre from war and peace BAKFBAJG #idk though i dont really like labeling relationships and Love and whatnot. just using categorical terms for convenience #wow these tags are long as hell #sorry im just rambling here but. i want the best for chongyun okay #im not rly sure if anyone shares the Same vision for xy but welp i☝️ will die on this hill #i talked vaguely here my bad #that was on purpose though lest i. idk. link a pdf #as for chongming i need to marinate gaming in my head more #can anyone tell i take my ships seriously LMFAO mfs wont settle for surface level bonds. i WILL excavate their pysches #ignore typos sorry.. typing this in bed #tangy talks Vaguely #using that tag so ill remember to elaborate on these umbrella topics later

[natjennie]

ohh okay thomas' "i can wait- lord knows ive had the practice..." is actually tragic. i get it.

#oh i get it now. #everything in ghosts is funny until you think about it again and then its heart breaking #aha 🤔💡 #bbc ghosts

[ilovebeingaturtle]

87 turtle birth order is whatever's funniest this episode

👏

#see yeah I love this headcanon I see it all the time and it’s so perfect AHAH #I do think in canon they simply don’t. even have an age order #but like the idea that they just wake up and one of them goes ‘bets on the oldest today!’ while the others all go Aw mannn is so funny #I’d imagine it’d still be unbalanced #with Leonardo getting it the most due to being the only one who sincerely wants it #Donatello would probably get banned for a week from being the oldest after the incident #in any episode where Raphael is trying to herd them like cats or seems particularly exasperated by them? he’s the oldest #Michelangelo thinks being the eldest ruins his party vibes so he’d only try get it when he wants to get away with something AHA #that turned into a different headcanon but yeah no the turtles’s ages just being whatever works for the bit is very appropriate AHSJAHA

[nasturtiumsforbreakfast]

I am so staunchly anti-royal I cannot fathom royalty kink lmao what the fuck do you mean you're a prince nah man no I'm sorry I'm not your knight or whatever down with the monarchy

But being servant to some local minor lord or something like that? Yeah I can get behind him that idea, for sure

#royalty kink #regency kink #aha sorry i am Making a Joke i think i'm funny

[suppressiveperson]

to me, butters is not a person within his own right. he is a constructed being, a Character, in the sense that he serves a utility at all times and can do nothing outside of that. he’s the punching bag or he’s the unintended villain or he’s the intended villain or he’s the rube or he’s the set up or the punchline. but he’s not a person. he’s not a living being. he’s really the only one in the show that truly is just a talking egg.

#in the ep where clydes mom dies he says the like at the start about how he thinks ur meant to sit on a toilet backwards #oh what a funny piece of butters characterisation! what a cute joke! #no. that’s the set up. that’s only the set up. he doesn’t do anything but be the set up. #I think the most I’ve ever viewed butters as an actual person within the world of the show is playing tsot #otherwise he shows up and you’re like aha. story elements are going to happen to this boy.

[lanaevyssmoved]

something i wish i saw people talk about more is how gale is usually shaved. the beard is supposed to imply he’s not grooming himself properly anymore. tara makes that super clear

#fray.txt #it’s really funny to think he’s shaven face is what people Know #but also gale thinks he’s gonna die so he’s stopped caring enough to shave #aha :)

[samamuri]

Twitter thing

Og:

#i think im so funny #the joke is that metal cant talk aha. ha. haha... #anyways #art #i think were gonna have to kill this guy steven #metal sonic #sth #callie cuttlefish #splatoon #am i missing more tags

[martyrbat]

ghostbat only has two acceptable height differences:

A) minhkhoa is like,, 5'8 or below. napoleon complex/little dog syndrome yknow

B) bruce is exactly one inch taller and it pisses minhkhoa off more than he'd ever admit

#the first one he owes up to it. 'punching down' 'im just the little guy'. really fucking annoying with it #the second one he is just always slightly bitter on and does small things to pretend he isnt barely shorter #he stands one step above bruce. he puffs his chest out and tries to look bigger without going on his tippy toes. he goes on his tiptoes. #he whacks bruce in the back of the knee or stomach so bruce is slightly hunched down and aha ! not so tall now; are you?? #eventually he buys boots with a slight platform to them. #bruce doesnt tell him his daughter has the exact same pair #let the record show that this is a shit post technically but also i'm going to stand with it because i think its funny #ghostbat #shit in the crypt

[humanmorph]

Austin: You head into this- this gas station convenience store, right? Uh, and there's uhm, theres a, there's someone behind a counter- Keith: (cross) This like a Cumbys? Austin: I- (exasperated noise) Dre: (cross) A what? Sylvia: (cross) Huh? Austin: (cross) We're not doing this. This is already on a clapcast. We're not doing this. Keith: Hey, 1$ on friendsatthetable.cash. Who knows which one that is.

hi. i do : ) Clapcast 21: The Community at your disposal. i know this because i listened to it 5+  times total and also noted down the topics to put on the fatt.wiki clapcast page

#that is my pet project page. it's very relaxed work because it's so non-essential. who even looks at this page? well. me #but I would like to finish it eventually #still have some unfinished topic lists in my notes app...it's kind of hard for some of these. #I would say appreciate my work but I haven't added a signifier on which I've added vs just copied over from Patreon #& I can't think of a good way tbh... open to ideas smile. or topic listings #all that aside this clapcast also has a bit in it that almost made me cry bc i was on the bus and trying REALLY hard to hold laughter in #which for that it's actually better if you don't look at the topics. bc it's out of nowhere & so funny to me #Palisadeposting #I guess yeah? #Palisade spoilers #I was like aha! finally! an application! when Keith said that which made me laugh.

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

HII HI HI BUSTING DOWN UR DOOR. coming in shaking u by the shoulders visibly trembling and wild eyed oh my GOD. also i typed out like THREE PARAGRAPHS in ur inbox already & then my computer restarted so fuck me i guess. anyway FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS... WAVELENGTH..... DUDE HES SO GOOD. I LIKE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH hes so so good. huge fucking wavelength fan hes like one of my favorite types of guy. what a fucking dude. i cant believe he was so guilty over the everything or something he offered to help find tide. second dad acquired!!!!!

....does tide have two more clone siblings who are earth and air themed. he has to, right? anyway god... i cant believe the past two episodes took place over ONE DAY it feels like its been a million years!! holy shit!!!! i hope they get 2 go to bed soon.... i have never wanted so viscerally to throw some kids in a hot shower & wrap them up in quilts as i have right now. anyway anyway i gotta go but im going INSANE over them & all of this!!!!! man!!!! ALSO all the trivia has been fucking awesome i WILL talk abt literally all of it now that im done with that rollercoaster!!!!! 💥💥💥🌊

DUDE I FUCKING LOVE WAVELENGTH SO MUCH YOU DONT EVEN KNOWWWWWWWWW. GOD. like from day fucking one on amalgam island i was like "oh no oh fuck hes got a cool voice filter and an accent i have a history of being weak for those" and i think ive made like three separate posts/messages to jonesy like "i think im a wavelength apologist. im afraid to say that because hes a villain and im only on episode 5 but like he has a kid though.... hes a dad...." and ive just gone downhill from there. hiiiiii wavelength i love you. kind of a dilf reblog . he and tide are so divorced to me im sorry

RIGHT. RIGHT. RGIHT. RIGHT. I WANT THEM TO TAKE A FUCKING NAP. like please for the love of god theyre miserable their friend betrayed them and blew up their house and their dad got kidnapped and now they have to stay with a supervillain and theyre scared and hurt and. auguguhghhghghhhhg. fuck man. im actually listening to ep 10 rn i just got to vyncents magical girl transformation hi i love him

#IM GLAD YOU LIKE THE TRIVIA IT HAS BEEN SOOOO FUCKING FUN TO RELISTEN TO THE ROLLEDS AND TYPE THOSE OUT. #GENUINELY SO EXCITED TO BE THE LITTLE TRIVIA ANGEL ON YOUR SHOULDER WHISPERING SECRETS INTO YOUR EARS #aha. its me im like a wisp. its me trivia ghost. trivia ghoul in your ear #although. probably too soon for me to say ghoul huh. hey how about ghoul huh. fucked up #SOOOOOOO SO SO SO SO SO EXCITED FOR THIS NEXT ARC. I LOVE WHEN THEYRE STAYING WITH WAVELENGTH #IM BEING SO CAREFUL HERE BC I DONT REMEMBER WHERE EP 10 LEAVES OFF EXCACTLY. hellooooo wavelengths house. so excited to be here #was the wave emoji intentional at the end there. crying. hi tide imiss you tide. give me back my fucking mom #he wears a pink apron that says worlds best mom on it do you ever think about that?? because i think about that all the time ilove him somu #ANYWAY. HOLDING YOUR HAND. IM SO GLAD YOU LIKE WAVELENGTH. ME FUCKING TOO. I THINK ABT HIM MORE THAN IS PROBABLY HEALTHY #sorry for being a wavelength apologist. no im not. free my man he did do all that stuff but like it was funny or however that post goes #OAUGHHGHGH IM SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR YOU DUDE #asks #friends!!! #intertexts

[romaritimeharbor]

aphe aphe...... i'm making a xianzhou oc who might or might not be inspired by baizhu....... (they are)

he runs a pharmacy but isn't associated with either the alchemy commission or the sanctus medicus. they're also an emanator of abundance but they try to hide their power OR aren't fully aware of the extent of it? also idk why he would stay on the alliance ships just yet but i'll figure it out i literally just thought of him today :3

i also think it would be interesting for him to meet my other emanator oc (emanator of harmony!) whose powers got corrupted...... like maybe he'd be able to heal them! or stop the corruption somehow!!! idk yet :3

YEAH OC ASK *absorbs this ask*

him hiding his whole emanator situation would be so real on the xianzhou ships tbh, like. something tells me the alliance would not take that information very well! pathstriders are cool but EMANATORS?? the mfs who have to attain literal approval from their aeon (in this case, yaoshi) to be that powerful?!?!? i do not think the xianzhou alliance would like that very much LMAO

he's so silly. love this lil guy (gender neutral) (you have literally just introduced him to me).

i loveee emanator ocs so much. they are so fun dude.

#✧— aphe's letters from toast. #anyways imagine being upset over the consequences of a blessing your ancestors literally asked for. Couldn't be me fr #(i will NEVER let the xianzhou alliance live that down!!!!!!) #i also think some aeons are probably just like “you know what. i like you you funky little human” and then proceed to make + #their most special little humans emanators for no reason whatsoever #(aha probably does that shit HELSPDJSKSHK) #i think i should make an emanator of elation oc who is just like + #+ “unfortunately i am one of god's specialest little guys. i did not ask for this btw.” + #+ emanator of elation who is NOT elated. it would be so fucking funny. Please.

[ilovebeingaturtle]

I’m currently binging the 87 series, and I just gotta say you got their personalities PERFECT, especially dialogue-wise

AAA THANK YOUUUUUU!!!

#oh I’m so happy you think that #and I hope you’re enjoying 87!! always get so hype when people check it out #it’s funny because I do /worry/ about how I write the 87 boys in my fic because it is different than how I’d write them in something based #like purely off their own show #like I’m still hoping to capture what they’re /like/ absolutely but I am wanting them to feel a little more grounded #so it’s a /relief/ to hear they still feel like themselves despite that AHA #sorry for rambling so much it the tags it’s just that every time I get a compliment on dialogue I briefly become the happiest person ever HA #for future reference AU