#aged up losers

[supercap2319]

"Come on, Y/N. You can tell us the truth. Big Bill here has a small wiener right?" Richie grinned.

It was the summer before their last year of school and during the time between defeating IT and letting Georgie go, Bill had gotten himself a boyfriend and he was welcomed by the Losers Club. Even Beverly, who would visit Derry in the summer, liked Y/N.

Of course, this doesn't mean he was safe from the lewd comments of trashmouth Tozier.

Y/N looks at Richie, who is currently huddled with Eddie underneath a tree by the water of the barrens. "It's a shame you think that. He's great in bed. I don't think I've seen anyone bigger than Bill packing downstairs and it's so hot hearing he stutter that he's going to cum."

For a moment, everyone just stares at them as Bill blushes hard. Eddie breaks the silence. "Bullshit! I call fucking bullshit!"

"Yeah, there's no way Billy's tapped any ass." Richie said.

"Well, he has. Big Bill's no longer a blushing virgin."

That just made Bill blush harder.

#x male reader #male reader insert #male x male #bill denbrough #aged up characters #Bill denbrough x male reader #richie tozier #finn wolfhard #jaeden martell #Jaeden martell x male reader #William denbrough #it 2017 #losers club #eddie kaspbrak #jack dylan grazer

[koszmarnybudyn]

I surely do love evil creepy radio man.

#hazbin hotel #alastor #alastor the radio demon #my art #he is such a little shit to draw hes so difficult just soo much stuff yoy have to remember #whatever the animators were paid it wasnt enough lol #i think hes my favorite now #i recently cought up with hazbin cause ive been putting it off and i honestly have complicated feelings #on one hand some of it slaps #(loser baby has been stuck in my brain for ages now) and some of it i dont really enjoy or find kinda boring its not a fave #but i did enjoy it all in all

[choking-on-ice]

It's Butters!

I love blind butters, cuz I like disabled rep in my fave characters and also that throwing star was in his eye so long it's really just unavoidable

Note: the lower right is supposed to be Butters just woken up, but I forgot to write that anywhere

#sp butters #butters stotch #butters sp #butters south park #south park #south park butters #sp bunny #south park bunny #leopold butters stotch #aged up #aged up characters #south park fanart #south park headcanons #south park disability #disabled characters #vampire butters #vamp kids #blorbo #hehehehe #hes such a loser #i love him so much #i would kill for him

[forestgreenlesbian]

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#feel like my relationship with my younger brother is changed completely forever not to be dramatic lol but i am sad #we used to b very close but he has kind of. found his faith again and gone full missionary christian which like. i knew meant the dynamic #was doomed lmao but actually acknowledging it makes me sad i feel like i'm grieving for the friendship we used to have even though #it is literally a me problem i think from his perspective he doesn't think anything has changed. but i feel weird about everything #also his new gf is nineteen and he is. almost 25 and i am the only one who feels weird about it like i know she's over 18 but! idk i can't #tell if i'm being overly cautious or if my gut instinct is right. my sister & her husband have a similar age gap but they met when they wer #both over 30 so like. it didn't feel weird. and i didn't feel comfortable actually seriously talking to him about it apart from the first #time he mentioned her over facetime (he went to another country to do mission stuff & met her there) so like an idiot i've just been #making jokes about the age gap becausee like. thats always been our thing lightly bullying each other lol but he blew up at me and said #i've had nothing positive to say about her since he's been back home and that he thinks i hate her and i'm out of line for constantly #implying he's creepy for dating someone younger. idk i felt like such a freak idiot horrible person about it. it completely blindsided me #bc yes the jokes were coming from a place of idk how i feel about this situation so i'm going to rely on the humour-based communication #we have always fallen back on as a safety thing but i guess i was wrong or the dynamic shifted or something anyway it's all fucked #& everyone is just telling me i feel weird out of some?? misplaced kind of jealousy thing?? because i'm 'losing' my brother to his gf lol #which does not feel right at all he has dated so many other girls and i have never had a problem it is literally the age gap like i haven't #even met this girl i'm sure she's very nice! i just worry about her being nineteen!! jesus. and yes maybe i do feel some resentment around #a brother younger than me who seems to be able to live his life with zero difficulty whilst i'm stuck being this unemployed loser who ruins #literally ever friendship & relationship ive ever had but i think thats ok right like i can't help feeling that. i don't fucking knowwww #am i just projecting all these sad feelings about our friendship dying onto his new relationship or like. am i right to be genuinely #concerned she's six years younger than him and still a fucking teenager!!!!!! i don't know

[tarochimochi]

man i hope this isnt weird at all but genuinely ur daily losercake stuff is so nice and sweet, it makes me happy seeing someone enjoying these guys so much and its always really nice seeing losercake!!! AND DAILY TOO!!!! ur literally spoiling us /hj

plus like how its been rn (havent been doing so hot haha, just personal stuff ofc) seeing them makes my day a bit brighter and gives me....ENERGY!! so keep up the great work !! i always love seeing what funny little doodles you make 🌻🌻and also have a great day ok :O]

Losercake, everyday, daily.

Day 60

Bonus and rambles below cut:

WAAAA OH MY GOD THANK YOU SO MUCHHH IT MEANS ACTUALLY SO MUCH. I actually got kinda inspired to start losercake daily because of the actual fucking drought their is of content, like the Losercake tag of ao3 hasn’t been updated in months and the last like three fics at nsfw so i can’t read those. Or like people just hate on the ship now and say it’s forced like no offense but i bet your fav pairing hasn’t even been acknowledged by jacknjellify in the last 8 years. SO IT WAS SHOCKING TO FIND SOMEONE ELSE WHO CONTRIBUTES TO THE LOSERCAKE TAG SO THANK YOU! I HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER BECAUSE I KNOW HOW IT FEELS ALSO DW ITMs NOT WEIRD ANYTHING IS FUCKING BETTER THEN THE ANONS I GET

THANKS FOR THE BOOST! I GENUINELY APPRECIATE IT SO MUCH MUCH HUGS AND KISSES FOR YOU MY FRIEND :33

#woah old man yaoi #on a yuri centric blog?? #more like then you think #sorry this took so long i ended up teaching myself how to draw middle aged men #JUST SO THIS COULD LOOK GOOD #bfdi #bfb #battle for dream island #tpot #my art #battle for bfdi #losercake #cake bfb #cake bfdi #cake tpot #bfb cake #bfdi cake #loser bfb #bfdi loser #bfb loser #loser bfdi #losercake everyday daily #Asks #jellyaibo #neps.pawprints

[softerhaze]

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#ts4 #*ts4gameplay #z #RPO is so real for having this option <3 #milo is a week older than ruthie and he's aging up so i have to cut it off #later loser!! #*ruthie #*milo #*sunday save #*sunday save gen 1

[numnue]

saving this years reread of aristotle and dante dtsotu until the month i turn 16 so that it really hits me hard (i’m not emotionally prepared to be jealous of characters my own age)

#somehow i always end up rereading it every year #first read it when i was like 12 and i was like wow can’t wait to be 16 and have a car and drive out to the desert and get drunk with my gf #while we look at the stars or whatever #and now it’s just like wow that is so unrealistic people my age don’t drink or party like that #and then i remember i’m just a loser <3 #ANYWAYS ill be 16 in two months and im just like not prepared #16 feels like a big age #wow i really told my life story in these tags #aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universe #aaddtsotu

[isoobie]

happy jayday to the cutest little boy ever ^^

#shut up loser ri #he’s just a baby in man form #i will forever baby this man till the day i die #i can’t believe he’s 22 now …. #and 23 in korean age oh my god

[seaworthit]

She simply lamented, “How has it come to this?”

#rhaenyra targaryen #valyrianscrolls #fire and blood #fire and blood spoilers #f&b #house Targaryen #my art #looks a little older than she should at the age of her death but we'll just say the war was hard on her #baby baby girl #tried to get some emotion here between anger and sorrow #between them or both at once #again baby baby girl #going with the mushroom version cause none of those other losers were their #also its just more poinent #but the other quote about thanking whoever fucked up sunfyre is a little funny sorry sorry #this ones better tho in every way #anyway rip nyra you were a g #hotd spoilers #just in case i think #for my dear showonlies

[succubi-tch]

Disappointed that the pikmin server isn't more anti-h*rry potter, especially given how pro trans rights they are

#someone said someone elses cat looked ''haha just like x h*rry potter monster 🤣'' #and i posted the gif of the chimp chucking the raccoon and said >hp mention in my pro trans rights pikmin server #and everyone ignored it lol. not even to be funny moreso to make a statement #i cant believe the amount of losers still making hp references in this day and age. gros the fuck up and read another goddann book #*grow

[julystruck]

Someone wrote this song before, and I could tell you where it's from

#spilled ink #evil lovecore #rose #bronze #pebbles #crystals #OK OK DIRECTORS COMMENTARY #yeah there's not a lot of colored lineart. I got lazy was mental illness got to me #Big thing ig is I gave rose sweet's shoes. bc. Symbolism. Also I was blanking on what to do #they r all wearing red and all the drinks are slightly red themed. bc. rose #Lightsource is also Behind Rose/coming From Rose. Bc Rose is the most important person in their life #I also think this is pre-static. Rose fucking w static kind of messed up their friendgroup a bit #Like tbh I think Rose was not above messing w humans (and pebs) and everyone kind of turned a blind eye bc they r all normal abt rose #but Static was the first guy Rose Lived With and that made is very in their face #also I think this is the first time i've drawn crystals #i KNOW he looks like static. I wanted to give him loser clothes #also in my heart when static first met Crystals they were like 'oh a Real Adult. He must have his shit together' #And kind of subconsciously modeled their appearance off crystal's #Not yet realizing that crystals was flop and everybody hated him #Stares at Crystals. Oh my god. pass on already. Static is around the same age as ur older adopted son. why are you so old #anyways I do think he (crystals) was VERY close to passing on when Sweet kilt him :P #thats all I have to say I think

[r-osehips]

I have two major predictions for the last two eps of s2 of The Gilded Age.

highly likely but I desperately don’t want it to happen: Bertha and George separate after Bertha finds out that George put his own money into the Met (nbd) and that he lied to her face about doing so (v big deal especially because iirc he lied about it in the SAME SCENE where she said please never conceal anything from me again)

unlikely but I would be delighted: Mrs. Astor, in a desperate bid to win the opera war, promises Bertha that if Bertha lets the Duke go to the opening at the Academy instead of the Met, then Mrs. Astor will marry her daughter off to Larry. but Larry, who has proven headstrong and reckless about love, does not want this. meanwhile Marian, who has already once before attempted to elope, desperately does not want to marry the guy who pressured her via public proposal. Marian and Larry elope.

now, if both these things happen, it could lead to the least likely yet most desired (by me) twist: Bertha and Agnes, united by outrage and loneliness and mutual contempt, have a torrid affair that goes from hatefucking to grudging co-conspirators who respect each other but pretend not to.

#the gilded age #bertha is based on Mrs Vanderbilt who DID get divorced which was a huge scandal and trendsetter #and Bertha loves to set trends scandalously. but Julian….. AT WHAT COST. #then again Robert and Cora on downton made it through ten thousand ups and downs #the downs included Robert being a moron in general AND Robert contributing to Sybil’s death via snobbery about doctors #and I’m gonna assume that George will neither kill Gladys nor become a total loser #so i have some hope that the Russells will eventually pull through. if and when George gets his shit together #but in the meantime it’ll be agony #i ask only that we get one (1) good sex scene each before and after the breakup #and that during the breakup bertha has an affair with Agnes #or with Carrie. or with Mrs Astor. etc. #thank you.

[quietwingsinthesky]

btw funniest option for reverseverse archangel siblings is that lucifer & michael are the twowith the dead mom killed by a demon, and gabriel and raphael are accidents that happened along the way that chuck kidnapped

#they are all still related their family situation is just a freakshow #gabriel and raphael’s moms ARE alive. they just were kidnapped a little bit kind of #this is actually very angsty if you look at it too long and ends up with a lot of turmoil from each of them because michael & lucifer like. #This Is Their Family Mission. avenge their mom. who is. Undecided Character At This Time. because im not one of those losers who makes #becky a dead wife. but someone’s gotta be the dead wife around here you know? #but anyway my point was. this is Everything to them. but its. not at all the same for raphael and gabriel. #like at this point yes they want in because those are their brothers and their grief is shared grief but at the same time. they have moms. #they haven’t been allowed to see their moms but theyre out there. #this is getting too angsty. i said this was the funny option specifically because i think it would be hilarious if chuck’s condom broke 2x #and then he had to take care of even more babies (read: hand them off to michael) #this would also mean that raphael & gabriel are significantly younger circa s1 of reverseverse. like adam-aged #i think chuck does just leave them somewhere and fuck off to do his own thing. maybe with michael but maybe just in a motel room somewhere #they’re like 15-16 and just completely abandoned. i think that does fuck them up a little. even more than it does michael & lucifer.

[greenpidge101]

Wasp Problem

It was a normal day for the losers club. Which meant they had already found shelter from the harsh, summer sun. Eddie had insisted that they all wear sunscreen when he showed up to the quarry that morning but only Stanley and Ben complied. The other four members' complaints were heard as they entered the shade of the clubhouse.

“Everything hurts,” Beverly cried as she laid her head on Ben’s lap. The latter of course felt bad but couldn’t help but laugh as he stroked his hand through Beverly’s tangled hair.

“You can s-say t-t-that again.” Bill agreed, sitting in the beanbag chair next to the swing where Mike’s burns were being treated by Stan.

“I didn’t think I could burn.” Mike whispered as the cool gel of Aloe Vera was gently rubbed on his face.

“Of course you’re going to burn, you have skin.” Eddie yelled from the other side of the clubhouse, where he was trying to put aloe on Richie.

“I said I don’t need that stuff.” Richie interjected, pushing Eddie’s hands away. “That stuff is basically the equivalent of cum!” He yelled as Eddie tackled him to the ground. Richie grunted as he and Eddie hit the ground, Eddie having the upper hand.

“BEEP BEEP.” Eddie shrieked as he finally got some of the aloe on Richie’s face, rubbing it all over.

“Eds you’re getting it in my mouth.” Richie spat, turning over and spitting out the aloe that got in this mouth.

“Not my name! And that’s what you get for not wearing sunscreen in the first place.” Eddie grumbled, squeezing more aloe into his hands and rubbing it over Richie’s exposed arms.

“Karma,” Stanley called from across the room where he was now putting aloe on Bill’s face.

“It’s not karma, Stanley! it’s SpagEddies too much gene- OW! ” Richie called back but was pinched in the arm by Eddie who was still applying aloe.

“Not my name, asshole.” Eddie said, trying to hide a smile. Eddie made Richie sit up, so he could get the back of the boy's neck which was starting to peel. Eddie gagged at the state of Richie's neck “Gross Richie!!! this is going to get infected!!” Eddie unzipped his Fanny pack and started looking for the cortisone cream when Ben let out a yelp from where he was sitting. Everyone turned to look at the boy, Bev sitting up to give him some space.

“Are you ok, Ben?” She asked, looking at the boy with worry.

“Something just stung me,” he grimaced, holding his arm and looking around for the source. He spotted a little nest in the corner and frowned. “Dang it, there’s a wasp nest in here.”

Richie froze up at the word, fuck, he thought as he look at Stanley. Stanley was already staring at him, giving him a knowing but annoyed look. Stanley was the only person who knew about Richie’s allergy to the little devils. Richie didn’t want anyone to know about it because he thought it was a stupid thing to be allergic to but sadly Stanley was his longest friend and had seen what happens when he gets stung. The boy even carries around his epipen for Richie, since he couldn’t be bothered. His thoughts quickly disappeared as Bill let out a yelp.

“OW! It-t s-stung me!!” Bill stuttered, rubbing his shoulder.

The clubhouse erupted into a panic as they looked around, trying to find the little fucker. Richie heard a buzz right next to his ear and screamed, shooting up and running and basically tackling Stanley to the ground. The others watched as Richie and Stanley fought, Stanley trying to get Richie off of him and Richie holding on to Stanley's neck for dear life.

“Richie get OFF OF ME!”

“Stan, it's going to kill me!!!”

“It’s not going to kill you idiot.”

“IT WILL!” Richie screamed as he heard another buzz and decided to get the fuck out of the small space. He threw himself up the ladder and out the clubhouse.

The other losers sat in silence as Mike got up from the swing. He grabbed a cup that someone left near the swing and carefully caught the wasp, trapping it with the lid. Mike walked over to the hatch, climbed up a couple of steps and placed the cup with the wasp outside. He closed the hatch just in case and turned to face the others. Bill was the first one to break the silence.

“W-what the fuck was that??”

Special thanks to @reluctant-fandom-participant for the idea/head cannon!!!!

#this was so fun to write!!!! #the title is temporary #titles are hard man #the losers club #they’re aged up a bit 15-16 #richie tozier #stanley uris #eddie kaspbrak #beverly marsh #and yes Bev is this there because I said so #ben hanscom #bill denbrough #mike hanlon #benverly #it stephen king #it headcanons #it chapter one

[thottybrucewayne]

Knives Chau should have killed that group of white twenty-somethings and kept it pushin tbh

#thotty speaks #thotty rants #YES AND KIM'S WEIRD ASS TOO #She kissed Knives in the comic I feel like we just breeze by that shit cause she's the main one giving Scott shit for being a loser #But like no she was dead ass wrong for that #Also Scott asked Knives to have sex like the second she turned 18 #I feel like she should have killed him where he stood for that one like nigga... #People love saying 'Scott is a loser but he's not a predator it doesn't count cause he never slept with knives' #He intentionally led her on to make himself feel better about being the pathetic loser he is who fails in all his relationships due to his #inability to grow up just because he didn't take advantage of her sexually doesn't mean he's out of the clear for using her (then trying to #get with her the second she turned 18 like come on man that's arguably creepy behavior even if its lamp shaded its still really gross) #tw age gap mention

[moongothic]

I just

Where the fuck is the Cross Guild plotline going

Like Crocodile and Mihawk allowed Buggy to do his thing until now because getting rid of him wasn't nececary, but we've gotten to the point where Buggy has straight up riled up his men who are all behind him, not Crocodile and Mihawk, to go get One Piece, and while the two could easily wipe the floor with them, it just seems like it'd be a waste of everyone's time

I just can not imagine the two being at all willing to go along with Buggy on the quest for One Piece, not in a million years, since the other two's interests are literally the opposite, but with the way the men are riled up it's not like they'd be able to unconvince them to follow Crocodile instead

But also Buggy does have that ship ready

And didn't they imply the three remaining Seraphim have been sent to Empteebluffs???

What if the Seraphim do show up and it's up to the only two capable fighters in Cross Guild to deal with them and Buggy just flees with whatever crew he can muster while no one is looking because god knows it's his last chance???

But even if Crocodile and Mihawk abusing Buggy until he grew a spine was a required event to get Buggy to join the race for One Piece, it'd still be strange for Oda to make Cross Guild A Thing if it only gets disbanded soon after without anything else coming from it?? (Like if they get disbanded immidiately then why did they need to be established to begin with, if Crocodile and Mihawk have somewhere else to be/end up in some other situation then surely Oda could've skipped the Cross Guild-part)

So are Croco and Mihawk just going to go along with Buggy's plans because they can't be bothered to put up a fight (and if they're stuck on the ship with him and Buggy's crew it will be like two (three if you include Daz) against hundreds- again, the two could easily kill them all, but is it worth the effort???)

I just. Where the fuck is this plot thread going man

#Moon posting #OP Spoilers #Maybe I'm just saying this because I don't WANT Croco and Mihawk to join the race for One Piece??? #Like??? Between Shanks Luffy and Blackbeard I think that's enough people??? Buggy too if he skedaddles?? #I'd also suggest Law and Kid but they both got just nuked so IDK if they're even in the race anymore #I just want Croco and Mihawk to do their own different thing???????????????? #But also like. Like there's so much emotional weight between Luffy reuniting with Shanks and eventually encountering Blackbeard #Buggy reuniting with Shanks too would make for a great moment regardless of how it'd go down #And while Mihawk and Zoro seeing each other again would be great IDK if it's The Time for it #And I just. There is no reason for Crocodile to be there #Like I love my blorbo but he is a washed up loser and I don't want him to become someone Luffy needs to defeat AGAIN #Like sure becoming Pirate King was Croc's dream and him having a middle aged moment giving it one last chance could be cute #But we know he won't make it #So there's no reason on an emotional level for him to be there #Unless Crocodad Real but there's an 0.01% of that happening at this fucking point #IDK I'd just love it probably if Buggy skedaddles and if Moria is still alive and escaped Fullalead then he'd join Croc and Mihawk #Cute reunion with Perona and Mihawk and the Former Shichibukai Club would get another member #Alternatively the Seraphim kick Croc and Mihawk's asses and the two flee only to end up captured by Blackbeard or something #I do want to know if Crocodile DOES have some beef with the Revolutionary Army so that's another option too #(Since he knew Iva-chan) (And god knows if Crocodile has beef with Dragon then that could make for a good 2-for-1 flashback) #(Since we still know like fuck all about Dragon too) #I dunno man I don't want to get my hopes up lest Crocodile does want to join the race for OP #But it really is the one storydirection I don't want to see happen #But I feel like I'm jinxing it by just writing this #God the next chapter can't come fast enough #I am loving the Kuma backstory mind you #Tho at this point considdering the whole ''Xebec got betrayed by his crew'' thing I wouldn't be surprised if Crocodile was like Xebec's son #(Since he would've been like 8 at the time of the God Valley Incident) (Like if he was there on Xebec's ship he'd know what happened etc) #(Also would add to his grudge against Whitebeard) (Also Xebec wanted to be King of the World so. Like father like son) #And if Xebec is alive like some people are speculating (and is the one with the final Poneglyph) that would actually tie Croc into this mes