I'm putting this out there, knowing full well that I'll probably get hate for it, and that's fine. I know how blocking works.
I am from Chicago. I've been watching wrestling since 1995. My personal knowledge and experiences with CM Punk started before many of you were born.
He can say he's from Chicago all he wants, but the man is from Lockport. He went to school with my cousins. I met him several times in our youth before he was signed anywhere.
I can confirm from my own experiences with him, as well as those of my family, that he has always been a whiny bitch with an over inflated ego. In his mind, he's never wrong. He demands respect from everyone, but he makes them earn his. He makes you earn his kindness. The first time that you disagree with him on anything, regardless of how unimportant it is, you will be dead to him forever. He does not forgive. He gaslights easier than most people breathe.
In short, CM Punk is as toxic as they come, and he always has been. He probably always will be. If you're going to support him, proceed with caution.
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Secret Crush - Colt Cabana (18+)
Commission: @xcrypticwenchx
Pairing: Colt Cabana x Kris
Summary: Colt Cabana hears Nyla Rose joke about Kris' crush on him and he takes matter in his own hands.
Warnings: 18+ Blog, Making Out/Kissing in Public
Word Count: 1,107
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Note: I apologize for it coming out so late, I hope you enjoy it!
“So, like when you’re alone in your bed does your mind start to wander off thinking about-”
I glared at my friend, Nyla Rose who was sitting across the table from me. “Don’t even say his name.” I hissed at her to be quiet.
“What!” She laughed, grabbing her water bottle. “I wasn’t gonna say his name.” She wiggled her eyebrows. “Colt Cabana.” She quickly added before bringing her water bottle to her lips, taking a sip.
The hot embarrassment of Nyla Rose calling out my crush creeped up on my cheeks, sliding down in my chair to hide myself away. I groaned, telling Nyla about my crush towards the other wrestler was a bad idea. “Oh relax.” She twisted the top of her water bottle back on. “He didn’t hear me.” Nyla snickered.
My eyes cast towards the group of wrestlers Colt was talking to, a few members of the Dark Order and Adam Page. Colt smiled and laughed loudly at the joke Adam had told. Colt shook his head, his eyes looking towards my table and gave me a wave.
Gaining whatever courage I had, I gave him a shy wave back. “Please, he’s right over there. He could hear you.” I begged Nyla.
Nyla looked over her shoulder to see Colt was still talking to Adam, most likely going over what they wanted to do tonight since they’re facing one another in a singles match. “Look, they’re not even fazed about it, relax.” Nyla said, turning back to me.
I cleared my throat, maybe she was right. Maybe Colt didn’t hear Nyla laughing at me and mentioning if I ever thought about him in bed. Sitting up more confidently in my chair I grabbed the unopened bag of chips. “Still, it’s not funny.” I murmured, not impressed that her favorite new thing was to humiliate me in public.
“Well, you’re gonna have to tell him sooner or later.” Nyla spoke as she checked her nails.
As I was fighting to open the bag of chips I gritted my teeth at how this sealed tight bag wasn’t opening. “No, I don’t-”
“Tell who?” A thick voice asked out next to me.
My grip on the bag slipped, roughly tearing it open, having all of the chips scatter on the surface of the table and my lap. Looking up to see who caused me my delicious chips, my eyes widened to see Colt standing there with a large smile on his face looking back and forth between myself and Nyla.
“I, uh.” Looking over at Nyla who gave me an all knowing smirk. I swallowed and looked back up at Colt who was plucking my chips off the table and munching on them. “No one!” I squeaked out, my voice cracking slightly.
“It’s someone.” Nyla confirmed nodding her head yes towards Colt who kept eating the free ranged chips.
“Oh yeah?” He licked his lips, sucking the salt off of his fingers. My eyes were glued on his lips wrapped around his thick fingers, my mouth watered at the sight of him. “Who is it?”
“Yeah, Kris. Who is it?” Nyla egged on wiggling her eyebrows as she was trying to get me to spill the name.
“It’s no one.” I looked away, my face heating up hotter than before. My eyes darted towards the exit, maybe if I just made a run for it I can avoid this whole thing?
“Well, if she doesn’t wanna tell us her secret crush then fine.” Colt laughed. “But I do have to talk to you about something.” Colt’s eyes slid over to Nyla then back at me. “In private.” He cleared his throat.
“Alright, I see how you are.” Nyla huffed wanting to know what Colt was going to talk to me about.
“Uh, yeah sure.” I wasn’t too sure what Colt wanted to talk to me about but I scooted the chair out from underneath me and followed him out of the catering room, passing by other wrestlers that were relaxing before the show or eating so they didn’t have to stop off at a fast food chain.
As we turned the corner of an empty hallway I turned to look at Colt. “So, what are you wanting to- Oof.” I grunted out a breath as I was roughly pinned against the wall. My wide eyes looked up at Colt who was staring down at me, he had nearly more than a foot taller than me as he hovered over me.
“So, before I do anything else. You want to tell me who your little crush is towards?” Colt asked, his eyes darker as he stared down at me. Swallowing the thick lump in my throat I opened my mouth to speak, collecting my thoughts I shut it again and shook my head ‘no’. Colt leaned down to my size, his warm breath fanning over my ear making me shiver. “I want you to know, I don’t appreciate the teasing.”
My eyes rolled in the back of my skull as his thick voice was music to my ears, the goosebumps rippled down my spine. Colt was so close that his collonge was burning my nose but I kept inhaling, wanting to forever have that scent in my nostrils. “It’s you.” I whispered.
“What’s that, now?” Colt placed his large hand underneath my chin, making me look up in his brown eyes. “I couldn’t hear you from all the way down there.” Colt smirked, referring to how small I was compared to him.
Briefly shutting my eyes, I inhaled his scent once more. “It’s you.” I said a bit louder, too embarrassed to open my eyes during the confession. Scared that Colt was going to be disgusted with me I stood still until he let me go or yelled at me. To my surprise, I felt plump lips upon mine.
My eyes widened as Colt’s lips danced upon mine, his large hands upon my waist, pulling me closer to him. Melting against his touch, I kissed back while my eyes slowly fluttered shut.
Soft moans escaped Colt’s lips as he slid his tongue between mine. Allowing him to explore, I granted him access, moaning as his tongue gilded and danced against mine. A soft whimper left my throat as Colt pulled away from the kiss. Dragging my tongue across my bottom lip, I opened my eyes to see him still towering over me with a smirk upon his lips.
“I don’t want you to keep any more secrets from me, you understand?” I nodded to Colt, agreeing that I wouldn’t be keeping anything from him anymore. “Good girl.”
Colt Cabana Masterlist
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