#adc pierre benoit soult

[murillo-enthusiast]

Brun: Bory. This is too far.

Bory: This is for science!

Lameth: You are playing with fire, my friend~

Saint-Chamans: I'm clearly the most popular! My memoirs are actually available on the internet!

Petiet: Mine is more exclusive..!

Pierre Soult: Not sure how I feel about being included here. And what about Anthoine and Franceschi?

Bory: They don't appear on this Web Log so much, so they are not options! And neither is our good friend C͞i̗̱̻̳̟̲͢ͅt̮͢o̳͓̣͉̥̘ye̱n O͞m̢̖̯̪̙̬b̛r̰͓͙̬̭̖è, for he is not as, ahem, historical as us~

Lameth: Anthoine is too innocent to be exposed to the internet! We keep him away from such things~

Brun: And Franceschi has better things to do with his time. This is stupid, however. Obviously I'm the best. I'm the one who actually went to Napoleon and convinced him of Soult's good intentions during that awful Roi Nicolas stuff.

Lameth: But I died tragically and young, and that gives me a certain charm, non?

Bory: My plan is working! Unfortunately, Coco has passed out drunk again and cannot defend himself, but ah well. Anyway, as the completely impartial poll host, I simply must point out that I am a very famous naturalist renowned for my scientific discoveries, and a certain Monsieur Darwin carried my book with him on his voyages. So, ah, do keep that in mind!

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[murillo-enthusiast]

Can't you have Soult's less grumpy brother™ make you a cake ?

Pierre Soult: Uh… My brother only learned how to bake in the afterlife after hearing all the jokes about him baking. He got really annoyed and competitive like he usually does. He did really temporarily want to be a baker before, but he didn’t even get to the point of finishing his oven.

I could try following a recipe?

Saint-Chamans: CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE

#the duke of dalmatia's aides de camp #event: the adcs are partying hard #adc saint-chamans #adc pierre-benoit soult

[murillo-enthusiast]

For Pierre Soult <3

Pierre Soult: Thank you, Mandatory Mademoiselle. We just have to find a thermometer and then we'll make the cake. Looks like we want 375 degrees celsius, right? That seems about right.

#mandatorycommunistbrunchhour #(( uh oh )) #the duke of dalmatia's aides de camp #adc pierre-benoit soult #event: the adcs are partying hard

[murillo-enthusiast]

*gives cake mix in a box*

Here, this might be a little less difficult than trying to bake a cake from scratch...

Pierre Soult: Thank you, Citoyen Anonyme. I'm sure me, Anthoine and the others can work out how to use this. If my brother worked out how to bake a cake, we can too! Some of the other ADCs are out on a "party crawl". We're staying behind to keep an eye on things... and to keep the party going here too. Someone needs to stir the cauldron!

#the duke of dalmatia's aides de camp #adc pierre-benoit soult

[murillo-enthusiast]

—·— The Bananas Kidnap A Prince Of The Empire —·—

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"I HAVE A BOAT TO CATCH! ARENT YOU LISTENINT TO ME?? I AM SUPPOSED TO BE ON A BOAT! A BOAT THAT ISN'T COMING BACK FOR MONTHS!" —@jbonapartes

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So here's the situation. All of Soult's ADCs are extremely drunk and high as fuck on a mixture of miscellaneous alcohols, some fine Egyptian hashish, and god knows what else. Saint-Chamans, Petiet and Coco are possibly experiencing auditory hallucinations informing them as to the incorrect location of cake. Saint-Chamans, Petiet and Coco have just lifted one Jerome Bonaparte over their shoulders and are chanting something that sounds like "Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake!". Brun is feeling very concerned about this course of events. Lameth is too drunk to care and wants to see where this is going. At home, Pierre-Benoit may have just set a kitchen on fire. It's fine - it's a random Spanish kitchen from a random patchwork memory. Don't worry about it. Unless you're Brun.

Saint-Chamans: CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE

Petiet: CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE

Coco Lefebvre: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GIVE ME ANOTHER HIT OF THAT PIPE!!!

There is enough drug smoke in the air that Jérôme may be at risk at experiencing a second hand contact high.

Brun: This is a disaster.

Lameth: No one has died yet, dear Brun~ Because we're all already dead!

#thread: partied too hard and kidnapped a prince #the duke of dalmatia's aides de camp #event: the adcs are less of a sausage party #event: the adcs are partying hard #event: and now the adcs are really high