#aaaaand post.

[jonahmagnus]

Everybody thinks that Jon is the Eye's favorite child when in fact Jon is canonically a shared custody child of literally every single fear however Jonah worked her ass off for over 200 years to serve the Eye a crisp w on a silver platter so do you REALLY think that Jon is the Eyes favorite child or do you just hate it when a girlboss wins?

#tma #aaaaand post. #tag

[mummer]

ok, ok, here is my semi-personal essay about ASTEROID CITY, americana in the shadow of the bomb, nested stories of grief, old man yaoi(?!), feeling like an alien, and potentially wes anderson’s first piece of queer cinema (NOT CLICKBAIT)

[also on twitter]

#asteroid city #wes anderson #my writing #aaaaand post.

[strangestcase]

in-universe, mr hyde is real the way the muppets are real

#aaaaand post. #jekyll and hyde #dr jekyll and mr hyde #the strange case of dr jekyll and mr hyde

[phantomknights]

psa to catboy owners:

i've seen a trend going around recently where some will substitute chatbots into their catboy's enrichment routine. this is unacceptable!

catboys are social creatures, and AI chatbots provide no real sense of connection with peers that catboys get in their native habitat, the roleplay forum! i understand not everyone has adoptable pet sites in their area, but other RP alternatives (such as discord or tumblr) are much healthier than using a chatbot. catboys need RP to develop social skills, exercise creativity and regulate stress. putting your catboy in front of a chatbot and calling it a day is, frankly, unethical.

this has been a friendly reminder! keep your catboys healthy!

#aaaaand post.

[chirp-featherfowl]

i think everyone is allowed to have their own opinions on the neverafter editing. i'm glad that the crew are trying new things, and i think it's great that the fandom as a whole isn't nasty about it, and instead is just sharing their opinions with no mean spirit.

that said, i think mirror brennan is hot

#neverafter #dimension 20 #brennan lee mulligan #aaaaand post.

[cherenkovs]

please don't shout it scares my phytoplankton girlfriend. i have to carry her around in this cup here or she gets lost due to her microscopic size. she is the love of my life

#aaaaand post.

[mayoiayasep]

kantaro was one of those kids who used hair chalk to color his hair

#aaaaand post. #paralive tag #<- we're using this for hcs now. so sorry

[lazarusemma]

his barbaric two weed-smoking idolatrous wives vs my refined four mandrake-eating god-fearing wives

#jumblr #jacob and esau #em og post #hm server #aaaaand post.

[samgiddings]

tbh i haven’t done a lot of diving into the tag yet but imho the friendship dynamics in the quarry are more interesting to me than the relationship dynamics

#AAAAAND post. #not that the relationships aren't sweet but UD felt very focused on the relationships while friendships weren't explored as much #and TQ feels like the opposite #med mumbles #idk that's my take u can take it or leave it #also i mean this in a good way!!!

[tenpixelsusie]

reagan ridley what the world needs amv but it's edited in the way amvs were in 2010 or something

#aaaaand post.

[beetle-farmer]

catgirl dad: "time to meow the lawn"

#aaaaand post. #catgirl

[bunnyfella]

Harvey Specter is the kind of guy to pretend like he totally forgot your birthday or special anniversary and then at the end of the day actually show up with something as meaningful as he can manage to bear without being embarrassed. And the receiver, after one or two birthdays or anniversaries, knows this, and knows to pretend as well that Harvey forgot.

#aaaaand post. #this is about harvey from suits ive only seen 5 episodes but this man is an open book <3

[whateveriwant]

Good evening, I can't stop thinking about Simon going brain dead as he fucks you :)

Like, just imagine. You're on your elbows and knees as Simon's hitting it from behind, when suddenly you feel something wet land on your back. You know it's not him finishing given the fact that he's still buried deep inside you, so you look back over your shoulder to see what the hell that was you just felt.

And when you turn around, the sight that greets you is one for the ages. There's Simon, eyes unfocused and glazed over, mouth hanging wide open in the most fucked-out expression you've ever witnessed. He looks like he's never had an intelligent thought in his life; like he's been reverted back to a primitive brain, whose only drives are to eat, breathe, and fuck.

As you watch him rut into you like a sex-crazed animal, it's then you spy the source of the mystery liquid dripping onto your back. There, dribbling steadily from Simon's ajar mouth, flows a thick stream of drool. It leads down from his bottom lip in long, viscous ribbons, landing and settling itself along the curve of your spine. If he even notices (which, by the look on his face, he's too far gone for such higher-order thinking processes) then he doesn't care. He just lets his spit pour freely from his open mouth, like some kind wild beast that's got its eyes locked onto its next meal.

Simon is so mentally checked out that he can't even hear you as you gently say his name. No, all he can think about – all his shriveled little monkey brain can focus on at this moment – is how fucking good you feel around him and how fucking badly he needs to fill you up.

When Simon does finally cum, he can only manage a garbled string of grunts and groans that doesn't even come close to resembling human speech. After three, four, five thrusts as deep into you as possible, his whole body is shaking, and his trembling limbs give out.

He collapses on top of you without a second's consideration of his size, pinning you to the mattress beneath his warm, heavy frame. You can still feel him drooling a little as his face comes to rest in the crook of your neck, the mess on your lower back getting smeared between your bodies.

It's hard for you to breathe being trapped under Simon's weight like that, so you try lightly tapping him on the head to ask him to roll off you. Unfortunately, I'm afraid it's no use trying to gain his attention right now. You're going to have to give him a few minutes to collect himself, love.

The poor guy just fucked himself stupid, after all.

#aaaaand post #simon riley #simon ghost riley #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #ghost x reader #simon riley smut #ghost smut #cod smut #ghost cod #ghost mw2 #simon riley x you #cod x reader #call of duty x reader #cod mw2 #call of duty #modern warfare 2

[r-18g]

castoria happy trail.....

#wispy and blonde and very soft. #AAAAAND POST. #v speaks!

[taxidermychrist]

peace and love on faggot earth

#aaaaand post

[zipmode]

AQUATIC CREEPYPASTAS:

Jeff the KRILLer

Slender MANTA RAY

Ben Drowned

The LAKE

Smile DOG FISH

Squidward's Suicide

Russian SWIM Experiment

Eyeless JACK FISH

#zipmode talks #creepypasta #aaaaand post #sorry i couldnt get jeff the kriller out of my head