#a pair of khakis

[tennessoui]

ok this is so self-indulgent that yall are gonna run me off my blog but

au where obi-wan hosts fancy wine&dinner parties, as he’s a renowned chef and retired sommelier (wine expert). the theme of this party is for everyone to bring a bottle of wine and a food that they think will pair well with the tasting notes in their chosen wine, and be prepared to explain their choices to the rest of the dinner-goers.

when anakin (invited by padmé, currently in grad school, easily the youngest and dirtiest person to have ever sat on obi-wan’s nice leather settee) shows up with a bottle of wine that still has the price tag on it ($13 for a “maker’s red mix”) and a bag of flaming hot cheetos, obi-wan knows they’re absolutely going to have hate sex about it

then anakin gets up for his turn to explain his choice and he bullshits so fantastically well, using all the words he just heard these upper class bougie snobs say and using them correctly, that obi-wan is genuinely actually impressed.

oh they’re still going to have hate sex, 100%, but now obi-wan respects the man enough to make him breakfast in the morning

(it’s eggs benedict florentine with house-made hollandaise sauce and freshly baked english muffins obi-wan got up early to bake, and halfway through poaching the final egg he looks over and anakin is leaning against his counter, eating granola by the handful out of the bag as he watches)

#kit's silly lil aus #obikin #wine party au #also 100% night ends when anakin spills/(throws?) his red wine onto obi-wan's white cashmere sweater #and then gets cheeto fingerprints all over his light khakis #and obi-wan is torn between eithre killing this man or bedding him #but decision time is NOW #also padme is a professor of psychology at anakin's school #she absolutely brought him to this dinner party to see what would happen when anakin met obi-wan #free psychological experiment #also this is self indulgent because i love these parties #like they're just so fun #because people (when they're not snobby rich assholes) #bring the wildest pairings #like franzia and steak frites or something #or barefoot and hot cheetos #and they have to bullshit their way through an explanaton #and it's just really funny

[dennisboobs]

charlie day & that one pair of black jeans

#iasip #it's always sunny in philadelphia #the always sunny podcast #charlie day #MAN. #he wears them in more early eps too but the table makes it hard to see anything other than a dark blob so i didnt bother #BUT UH. i only started noticing when they ripped but he wears them. pretty much every episode. my guy has like two pairs of pants. #its either these or khakis jshbfjgv #looks like he finally got a new pair of black jeans bc in the latest eps he doesnt have the gigantic rip in the knee #anyway i was thinking about this because s1 promo shoot charlie's got a huge fucking hole in the crotch of his jeans #and i assume they're charlie's pants irl because they wore their own clothes on set #ada speaks #anyway id like to talk about glenn saying he 'blew out the crotch' of his jeans after asking charlie if the tear was naturally occurring

[guardian-angle22]

911 lone star fashion -> every paul outfit

↳ 3.01

#911 lone star #911lsedit #paul strickland #911ls fashion #every paul outfit #season threeee babyyy my favorite season #i dont know why but... i kind of hate this outfit ngl😬 #sorry my love but the top half paired with the khaki pants just do not work for me #but it was on screen for approximately 40 seconds anyway so who cares lol #my gifs #queue it up

[doodlebloo]

If your class says on the course description that it is an online anytime class and then once students sign up you reveal that it's exclusively group projects with the same randomized group that you're expected to meet with outside of class and who can easily tank your grade without you being able to do much of anything about it in order to teach you how a "real job" works, students should legally be allowed to rob your house.

#GOT PAIRED WITH TWO BOAT SHOES KHAKI SHORTS COLLEGE BROS. WHO DID NOT SUBMIT ON TIME. AFTER SAYING ''I GOT IT DONT WORRY I'LL DO IT.'' #emailed the professor not that it will do any good. i literally now have a 0 after doing the majority of the work bc thats how it is in #The Real©™ World ©®™. college is sooooooo fun guys ^_^! #doodle.txt

[danceswithdarkspawn]

final battle at Denerim but Eran makes a dad joke every time he opens his mouth

#Eran wakes up on the day of the battle and he spontaneously has a dad bod #somehow a pair of New Balance shoes isekai'd their way into Thedas #he rolls up to the archdemon wearing sandals over socks khakis and a sports team shirt #with a baseball cap #grilling fork as his weapon and a grill cover for a shield #i'm running on 3 hours of sleep and unicorn farts please be patient with me #personal bird posting #oc: eran tabris

[glennmillerorchestra]

90s tan wide leg pleated high waist khakis HEMMED!

#i’m going to start a hem counter. for my own amusement. only 3 pairs to go… and a pair of thigh high stockings to make out of tights #i love being home because my mom scours nextdoor for people giving away free clothes and then lets me look thru them. how did she know i wa #hunting for a pair of pleated high waist khakis

[soldier-poet-king]

I CANT FIND THE NATURE INSPIRED CLOTHING BRANDS POST THAT WAS GOING AROUND

Besties I am begging for ur assistance 💕

#i need work clothes that dont make me want to die and also #bonus points for mant are cut in a gender neutral way that is flattering to my shape AND i like #(fitted blouses can go to hell. as far as im concerned) #i keep saying i need to go thrift shopping and then i keep not doing that #i am SO tired but maybe this weekend??? #problem is. i cannot get there without car. if i take car my mother will want to come #i cannot go look at ugly patterned mens button ups with my mother #she does not believe in clothing being gender neutral #MAAM IT IS LITERALLY JUST FABRIC. AND WOMENS CLOTHES SUCK ASS #from like. a cut and fit perspective. from the SHEEREST material known to man perspective. im #KILL MEEEEEEEE i just want to wear warm earth tones #i also need khakis or adjacent #my only pair of cream pants are so snug which is fine then #but i am on an anti tight clothes crusade. i am no longer forcing myself to be miserable in tight clothing #LOOSE CUTS OR BUST. #which means my pant options for women are uh. difficult. when youre shirt w wide hips and hate hate hate snug pants

[eugeniedanglars]

why is the costuming department on this show so wack though. why doesn't buck seem to own a single outfit that looks like something a human being would actually wear

#that man is always in either a polo or a t-shirt with a fuckass shirtjacket. and not a single one fits him right #and they're always over too-tight jeans or too-loose khakis. always. whadda hell #this extends to all the main characters actually they all dress like complete maniacs when they're not at work #(except hen sometimes. not all the time though. she has a pair of green pants that haunt me) #it's like. times these characters are allowed to be hot: 1. when they're in uniform 2. when they're in formalwear #times these characters are not allowed to be hot: every other moment that they're onscreen #911 abc

[starry-eyed-baby]

Being an extra good girl and doing deliveries for a few hours tonight. Anybody wanna keep me company or send me some fun naughty stuff to come back to? 💕

#i'm gonna need it 😮‍💨 lol #i really don't feel like working but i don't really feel like doing anything else either #and i need the money #mama needs a new pair of khaki pants for her work uniform 🤢

[hooksredrum]

love how hook isn’t just constantly wearing that one pair of green shorts in all his matches anymore. he’s mixing it up now!

#he said let me put these other pairs to WORK #ms silver got it bad tonight #hook baby i’m begging u to bring back those khaki colored ones pls #hook #hook nation rise

[yardsards]

i feel like my true gender is just dave waters-waters from the gayle series

#simultaneously a very stereotypical Man but also someone who would be considered to be failing at Manliness™ #just a disembodied pair of khakis #that's me that's the Vibe #eliot posts

[creepyscritches]

Been making amigurumis for a little over a month and a half now and my hands haven't broken down from anything yet :Oc

Imagine the little babies I could be making now if I hadn't had to stop crocheting when I was 17 bc my hands were deteriorating so bad and I had to pick a single craft to focus on and leave everything else behind (it was 2D art lol....)

I. Can. Make. Them. NOW!!! No gods no masters no limits baby I'm making shit so cute it makes me want to crush them >:O

#Creepy chatter #Not cubone though he's my little guy #He ended up being the perfect size #I always have a small/extra small cubone on my team named Poe 🥺 he's usually my main pokemon #Partner joked abt me taking him to Bonnaroo and I'm SO flirting w the idea of dressing like a theme park dad #And carrying Poe around in a front baby harness (w snack pockets) #Cycling thru friends to spend time on the child leash to really sell the 'we need to find your mother NOW' vibe #Do they make phone holsters for the big Samsung galaxies #I already have a hat that says daddy. A trophy husband shirt. Just need the khaki shorts and uh #What are those dad sandals called. The ones they wear to literally any family outing #I need a pair of those

[blujayonthewing]

went thrift shopping specifically hoping for some casual black pants similar to my khaki green cargo joggers because a lot of my graphic tees don't really go with them, and I didn't find any but I did bring home several frog and toad lookin ass items that also do not go with most of my graphic tees

#TWO pairs of BROWN capris. the thrift gods have decreed we're leaning hobbitcore #one of them is particularly Not Cute but it's comfy and maybe I can do some cute like leafy embroidery or something?? #what I want is more pants that are baggy with cinched cuffs #I can probably make my own harem pants pretty easily but anything made of a more structured fabric is gonna need actual tailoring #and I don't know how to tailor around my ass kjgfdhkdfgh pants are HARD and WEIRD #and also I just want... good pants that I don't have to fight my own adhd for. you know? #I'm probably gonna have to go to Actual Stores and do Proper Clothes Shopping at Regular Clothes Prices for better pants ugghh #I also want and need aubree-style like khaki capris/ breeches both for aubree reasons and just cause they'd go with a lot of my tops #uuuUUGGHH the PROBLEM IS I HATE CLOTHES SHOPPING. I DON'T WANNA DO IT NO MO #WEH!!! #about me

[therealjammy]

I am now the proud owner of a Hawaiian print shirt that's thick enough to go braless; I'm lesbian enough for the lesbian club

#personal #the khaki pants i bought to pair with it unfortunately don't feel right #but i've already washed them and torn off the tags so i can't return them #luckily this shirt pairs well with my faded men's jeans #nothing like a good shirt and nice jeans to give you a bit of gender euphoria amirite

[snarp]

I will not describe here what the cats did between midnight and 1:00 AM that required me to dirty a pair of socks, a t-shirt, and two pairs of pants.

But I will show you what they were doing when I got out of the shower at 1:05:

#one pair of dirty pants per dirty cat #'was dupe actively trying to nurse on a pair of khakis' what do you think #buoyancy the cat #duplicity the cat #unsanitary cw

[bibleofficial]

apple health motif saying ‘ur activity changed over past 5 days’ like yea NO SHIT glad u NOTICED - but i’m looking at it now & im truly realizing how far apart my classes are now considering i would average like 7k steps everyday 😭😭

#stream #like 😭😭😭 bro that’s so much more than i thought ? #like i knew i was only getting like 4k last semester & it’s like yea #i literally walked to 1 building then across the street & now i’ve had to walk to 1 building haul ass ANOTHER building & up 3 flights of #stairs - which honestly ok even after the building change it still was 3 flights of stairs - then to just walk to my car or twiddle my thumb #but then i’d walk BACK to THAT building & now i’m at ANOTHER building but truthfully it’s like the same distance #& then on my odd days (prev r even iykykiydyd) it’s to the 3 flights building direct but that’s changed to the building next door and #still the same height though technically 1 flight that’s long lol #then to HAUL ASS across campus AGAIN and then to mosey my way back to my car #bc i will 100% get lost like i can’t be in a spherical shaped building i need corners or i will die #like the business school is so fuckign stupid shaped & they’ve so many colors it looks like a middle school 😭😭 #like the liberal arts buildings are all the muted beige and khaki paired w age it’s very liminal #& i adore them - i mean everyone hates them bc it’s pathetic #but they also just cut funding to liberal arts ALSKALSKALKSALKSLAKALA #while giving the president a 100k pay raise #to 900k$/year & i want to strangle her