#a jedi master who DOES NOT LIKE CREEPY DOLLS

[pagerunner-j]

In honor of the debut of Ahsoka, DPed (director of photography, since someone asked) by one Quyen Tran -- and yes, it looks fantastic -- I want to bring back one of my other favorite things on Quyen's resume.

Namely, that time she spooked the shit out of Travis Willngham.

Behold: one of the best bits from all of Critical Role's Narrative Telephone series, where Sam (Riegel, her husband, for the uninitiated) asked her to bring their creepy doll into the room for the...benefit?...of everyone else on his video call. This is how she chose to interpret that request.

Q is a treasure.

#critical role #narrative telephone #ahsoka #star wars #quyen tran #she got to shoot a star war and it's the best #and hell: half the people on that screen have been in a star war #travis is jedi master jaro tapal! #a jedi master who DOES NOT LIKE CREEPY DOLLS

[ct-hardcase]

second sister and/or seventh sister for the character asks

Thank you!!!! Going “and” here hence why it took so long lmao:

Second:

Why I like them: She’s just so badass and cool? Also her fighting style is top tier. Her story???? Super fleshed out and while it incorporates Cal’s, it doesn’t feel like a sideshow to his

Why I don’t like them: this isn’t so much about Trilla as much as my general annoyance with everyone else’s story structure but I do sometimes feel jealous that she got this beautiful story and got to be a three-dimensional character when almost none of the other inquisitors get that and thus don’t get the same reception

Favorite scene: oohhh...either the one when she passes her lightsaber off to Cal, or the scene where she confronts Cere at the end.

Favorite line: I’m so bad at remembering lines but like. “Who was your master, was it someone I killed?” or “I’ve hated you for so long...”

Favorite outfit: we’ve only ever seen her in Inquisitor gear but luckily it’s stylish.

OTP: Her and Ninth tbqh

Brotp: are inquisitors even allowed to have those?

Headcanon: she’s Vader’s favorite Inquisitor, she also fights dirty when necessary. It’s not often necessary.

Unpopular opinion: uhhh I tend to agree with most but I don’t think her wearing eyeliner and lipstick necessarily makes her super feminine.

A wish: more content lmao, but seriously. Anything. Her getting her legs as an inquisitor or her and Cere as Jedi would be top-notch

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: tbqh they avoided my main one in jfo which was “don’t center her entire story around Cal’s/his manpain” but also I hc her as a lesbian so I’d rather no romantic or funny business with men

5 words to best describe them: hurt, skilled, complicated, alluring, trapped

My nickname for them: whakhskajfkdk WHAT nickname I shorten her title down to “second” I guess

Seventh:

Why I like them: She’s got this absolute “sexy” persona while also being able to struggle and give effort and lose and look stupid sometimes and honestly we don’t often get that out of this female archetype. Also, she’s 100% the brains of this operation. Never once does she get damseled so Fifth has to save her and I think that for that we’re all grateful.

Why I don’t like them: Oof uh. That scene with Ezra there in Always Two. Definitely turns the creep factor up to 100.

Favorite scene: Either her very first scene where she walks up to Ezra (”guess again”), or that one where she and Fifth are lifting the Lothal temple.

Favorite line: Either “Guess again,” or “An excellent day’s hunt!”

OTP: Her and Fifth lmao I’m predictable

Brotp: are inquisitors even allowed to have those? but also Red, Eighth, or the Grand Inquisitor, depending on who’s alive and the day of the week.

Headcanon: Vader fucked up her throat and vocal cords when he was dolling out mutilations. I also think she’s probably the most studious inquisitor apart from the Grand Inquisitor because of the “So, the rumors are true” bit from when she commented on Maul.

Unpopular opinion: Can an opinion really be unpopular when it’s you and like 10 other people in a fandom but also I’m sure I have some but I just can’t remember them rn

A wish: LET HER HAVE SOME CONTENT SHES LIKE THE MOST INTERESTING INQUISITOR THAT HASNT BEEN TOUCHED BY CANON SINCE REBELS COME ON—

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: I know this probably wasn’t intentional but Cammuncoli sort of drew her with a more doll-like face than I’d say she has in rebels and I really hope they don’t soften her personality any unless if they’re doing backstory material. She is an evil conniving bitch, let her live that.

5 words to best describe them: creepy, sadistic, bitch, sensual, determined

My nickname for them: again. what nickname. my pre-inquisitor name placeholder for her is Aliyah if that counts.

Ask me about a character!

#star dorks #inquisitorius tag #thank you I love not shutting up about them #meme #vultures-and-scavengers

[doopcafe]

The Clone Wars: Voices (6x11) 

Summary: Everyone thinks Yoda is going crazy because he’s hearing Qui-Gon talk to him. 

Comments: So the “Jedi” are having a super important discussion about the nature of the Clone Wars and Yoda is distracted. Apparently this episode is going to be about how Yoda learns how to talk to Force ghosts.

They do a super creepy group meditation, but OMG, that one “Jedi” is just a big snake? Did anyone else notice that? 

Also, the Jedi Council is really only composed of the Masters with voice actors that get paid, because literally no one says anything except Yoda, Windu, and Prequel!Wan. Even characters like Fisto *giggles* and Master Shock Titties don’t even get lines, they just stand around awkwardly in the background. 

Putting Yoda into a tank, like he’s a little rag doll... I personally very offended by all of this...

Qui-Gon wants Yoda to come to Dagobah? Hundreds of thousands of planets in the galaxy and we gotta bring R2 and Yoda to Dagobah. Am I now to believe that Yoda recognizes R2 when he arrives with Luke? Does anyone not know who R2 is at this point? 

Yoda convincing Anakin to sneak him out of “prison” was actually pretty enjoyable. Watching Yoda ride R2 like a f---ing horse was not. 

Also, why does Yoda have like a tiny, baby ship? 

STOP PLAYING YODA’S THEME YOU GRAVE ROBBERS

Good thing Yoda landed right next to the Dark Side cave so that he didn’t have to walk very far on this tiny legs. 

Yoda gets a preview of Episode III. Sidious says his name a bunch of times in Palpatine’s voice. Can the Force not see what’s under the cloak either? 

In conclusion, Yoda’s gonna go somewhere and learn to talk with Force ghosts. 

#pie211-tcw