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dumbfucksystem · 3 days
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i hate being a stickler for canon, cause like ill look at ships like bingliu and gongyi xiao x zhuzhi-lang and im like,,, i see the idea here and its cute but? they hate each other in canon?? and zzl killed gyx on the way out??? like im glad ur having fun and its a cute concept but they would NEVER do that. and then i remember.
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bunnyhysteria · 3 days
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I saw a bideo of a snake in a strawberry hat, and I knew what I had to do
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ineffectualdemon · 5 months
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Why they got canceled - SVSSS Influencer AU
Airplane "Drama" Youtuber- He wrote smut for a living in the past and that was enough for some people. But also the money laundering and money scams. He does not care
Shen Yuan Video Essayist- got in too deep about dumb fandom drama, panicked, faked his own death. Eventually comes out years later when he's making internet essays about monsters and his past is mostly forgiven because he seems sorry
Shen Jiu Troll Channel: first for hiring a hit on Liu Qingge which he didn't do and then later and more severally for throwing hot food at a customer service employee (Luo Binghe before he started his channel ). It doesn't hurt his career because he makes money by being hated
Yue Qingyuan ASMR channel: for defending Shen Jiu
Luo Binghe Cooking Channel: for stalking Shen Yuan (revealed by Shen Jiu) which leads to Shen Yuan being half canceled and Luo Binghe being half uncancelled when they start dating because of the stalking
Liu Qingge Martial Arts Channel: for punching Shen Jiu even though people thought he deserved it and later for refusing to apologise for breaking a statue by kicking it
Zhuzhi-lang Nature Channel: for stalking Shen Yuan but is forgiven because he's just so cute
Tianlang-jun Book Review Channel: for reading erotic RPF of his own son
Liu Mingyan Book Review Channel: for writing erotic RPF of Bingqiu
Sha Hualing beauty channel: for having her nudes leaked because she definitely leaked them herself. She didn't even deny it
Mobei Jun Ice Carving Channel: killed a man
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fukurodowlni · 3 months
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svsss as shitposts vol. 1
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leelajun · 1 month
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Finally finished this after ages ಥ‿ಥ
☆Twitter Version☆
Original Template by @popipurin
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3kidsinacoat · 2 months
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Tianlang-jun: Master Shen, can I offer you something? Water? Tea? My nephew's hand in marriage?
Shen Qingqiu: what?
Tianlang-jun: Perhaps wine? Some snacks? My sons hand in marriage?
Shen Qingqiu: I-
Tianlang-jun: Tanghulu? Congee? My hand in marriage?
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junodoom · 1 month
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zhuzhi-lang doodles i forgot to post anywhere besides twitter oops!!!
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ghostclowning · 3 months
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but if i'm not the scum villain and you're not the scum villain then who's flying the plane
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kimbapchan · 5 months
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Solo version:
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Finally finished this andajsjajsjs LMFAO this took so frikkin long but I am dedicated to this meme. Shizun’s very own harem 🤭
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tiredbitchposts · 9 months
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Pour one out for Luo Binghe, dude gets written off as your typical paranoid bf who gets easily jealous for no good reason (which he kind of is but that's not the point rn) when in reality he has very valid reasons to think everyone is out to steal his Shizun from him, that reason being because half of them actually are. Like, don't get me wrong, mans can be unhinged, but it really doesn't help that there's a literal line of ppl wanting to be his husband's side piece which includes his hubby's coworkers, his cousin (encouraged by his own father) plus an assorted crowd that doesn't particularly want to steal his husband from him to get with him but bc they're genuinely worried abt his husband's safety while being with him. Everyday bro wakes up with someone praying on his relationship's downfall, ofc he'd be insane
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celestiaxoxo · 3 months
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FREE MY GIRL SHA HUALING SHE DID NOTHING WRONG!! ( those murder charges are just part of her personality smh )
[Image ID: A collection of official Scum Villain art.
1. Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu speaking conspiratorially + "*grabs your hand* no...
WE'RE back on our bullshit"
2. Shang Qinghua looking teary +
3. "How To Validate A Child's Work Without Swearing and Saying "Lil Dude That's Fuckin
Sick'" hungwy
4. Shen Qingqiu putting the guanyin pendant around a crying Luo Binghe's throat + "ok first of all i didnt "miss" the red flags i looked them and thought yeah thats sexy"
5. Tianlang-jun smirking inside his coffin + "they hate me for being a slut tbh and maybe also the killings too but that's unlikely"
6. Zhuzhi-lang looking nervous + "'isn't he so cute?" *picture of the wettest moo pathetic looking guy you've ever seen*"
7. Sha Hualing yanking on Liu Mingyan's veil +
"They hate me for my girlish whimsy and the cannibalism" . End ID]
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thirstywaffles · 27 days
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Guess who drew this instead of doing my thesis haha.....
Template by pompipurin !!
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kahazel · 5 months
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I love this very serious novel and the its very serious characters. ✨️
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star-mail · 4 months
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doodle dump !!
have mostly been posting small little doodles on twt lately and by lately i mean its mostly from last year
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yes this is so i can pretend like im not neglecting my social media <3 (im focused on school and other projects ill be back dw 😔)
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and a bonus jin ling & fairy i drew at school for some prompts mr teacher gave
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gaywarcriminals · 4 months
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Rating Scum Villian characters based on how milfy they are:
Shen (Yuan) Qingqiu: an easy 10/10. You can’t tell your disciplesonwife that you wouldn’t abort him without becoming a milf.
Luo Binghe: and on the opposite end of the spectrum, 0/10! He’s just a little baby. He is 1,000 years younger than shizun and he likes it that way! He’s a wife, but an 18 y/o, husband’s-third-remarriage wife— he’s the same age as his husbands kids from the first wife. no milf vibes to be seen.
Liu Qingge: 1/10. Deep down he might have some parental traits, but as-is he is somewhere between weird (autistic) uncle and half-feral farm cat.
Liu Mingyan: 5/10. She’s still in her larva state of milfdom but someday she will be an excellent Mommy.
Ning Yingying: 3/10. Right now she’s baby and she likes it that way, but she has the bite of authority to her, and maybe in the far flung further she’ll spec into the Dommy Mommy skill tree.
Sha Hualing: 0/10. She’s baby, she’s a brat, she’s going to bite you and have a temper tantrum.
Shang Qinghua: 2/10. I have to give him a few points for being Binghe’s daddy, but we all know he’s a deadbeat dad who ran off with his new wife and left his kids alone with their step mom. The closest he gets to being nurturing is homoerotically saving his sexy OC, which is a Whole Different Thing.
Mobei-Jun: 5/10 for them tiddies.
Yue Qingyuan: 10/10. No I will not be explaining.
Shen Jiu: 9/10 because he’s abusive as only a mother can be 💖
Luo Bingge: -10/10. This man canonically has a fuck ton of kids and I don’t believe he knows any of their names. He is simply too Babygirl to parent 😔. SY come pick him up.
Qi Qingqi: 8/10 step on me mommy
Mu Qingfan: 6/10 I believe he can to unspeakable things to you while shushing you with a gentle smile
Tianlang-Jun: 7/10 for breedability, tits, and nephew raising, small point deduction for fumbling his actual son.
Su Xiyan: 0/10. She’s a Daddy, there’s a difference.
Zhuzhi-lang: -3/10 he is so tiny so small he is just a little guy just a snek
Madam Meiyin: 9/10 I fully believe all those succubi are her daughter-wives who she raises and teaches to hunt and comforts them when their prey gets away—
Six Balls: 6/6 six balls.
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tianlang jun is such a fucking simp i see where luo binghe got it from jesus christ
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