#Your Hands Hold Home

[theloveinc]

OlderDad!Bakugou who gets a haircut and his baby doesn't recognize him and he doesn't want his dad to pick him up 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Bakugou has a cry in the bathroom and you have to spend the rest of the night consoling him.

Also Hiiiiiii, miss u, hope youre gooooood

head in my hands bc of this, just thought abt bakugo growing out his hair a little bit right after baby's birth...takes him months to go and get a real haircut cuz he doesn't wanna burden you more than he already has and by the time he's okay with the thought (but only for "AN HOUR MAX," is what he says), he has a mullet thing going on and all this scruff on his chin🥺🥺🥺

so he gets home with his regular ol' haircut, maybe a little shorter just to account for ... not wanting to go again so soon, and baby's HOLLERING bloody murder as soon as they see him and refusing to be taken out of your arms, doing that thing where they're flipping their face back and forth to dodge a kiss...

it's so tragic bc not even a little cheek nuzzling helps to calm them bc bakugo's CLEAN SHAVEN and smells like aftershave instead of like dad when he tries!!!!!!

and after, you watch him kinda sulk into the bathroom, thinking like aw yeah thats a bummer but also pretty funny, too (esp bc the haircut does look good🫣🤓), AND HE DOESN'T COME OUT FOR LIKE an hour???

....until you finally have to ask him if he's okay in there and you're opening the door to him sitting on the toilet seat, arms crossed and red cheeks a little streaky with tears...

LJFKASDJFADSJK it's the cutest, most sad sight you ever did see!! ofc Bakugo tries to deny it, but the way he tears up again (after you're done assuring him he did nothing wrong) when his baby finally realizes it's him and smiles (and then how he refuses to give them up again until bedtime) has his ass. EXPOSED.

(i love and miss u more than air, earth, water, dirt + HOPE YOU'RE GOOD TOO BESTIE ILY)

#bakugo #HI PYGMY THIS WAS INSANE OF U TO SAY THANK U PYGMY MY BFFL #but sorry u said this and i had to rip the idea right out of your hands and put it straight into my mouth #i feel like i'm high on a drug i really do #bakugo doing that thing where he he refuses to leave baby or u for long periods and fights being told to go do something nice for himself #he's showing up to his first guys night in like 6 months and doesn't know what do with himself #needs a baby picture once and hour #and he gets home to baby asleep in the crib and YES he's upset he missed bedtime but also like. wow. alone time with y/n. #and he just wants to hold u🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 and watch a movie and be together #and he;s finally at a point in his life when he's able to admit vulnerability and talks abt feeling like an inadequate dad. #and finally u just have to shut him up by fuc-[redacted for profanity] #oh my god gonna think abt this all night #ALL NIGHT I LOVE U PYGMY #caitie things #kids tw #gen #pygmy lurks

[nenayaquisieras]

thinking that Price likes seeing you in office/corporate job clothing. loves the pencil skirts with nylon stockings and heels. Loves hearing the sound of your heels clicking when you come down the stairs. adores the button ups, loves it when you leave it just a little bit unbutton so you can see a bit of your neck and collar bone. drives him completely and utterly wild. let’s not even get started on your dress pants. he can’t help but stare or grope you a bit before you leave for work.

#after you come home from work he can’t help but undress you #there was one time when you were at your desk in your little office at home #you were calling with one of your bosses about some bs that you were coworkers did and you were getting a bit heated #and you were still in your work clothes #had your pencil skirt and saw the way you were a little bit heated and god he couldn’t help but come in and start kissing your neck #you were telling him to wait a bit longer but he didn’t care LMAOA #you were definitely trying to hold back noises when his hand went up your skirt #captain john price #cod #call of duty #captain price #john price #price x reader

[tabithatwo]

do you think shauna learned that cells turn over completely in seven years thing in high school biology and latched onto it and had an existential crisis meltdown of nuclear proportions when it was coming up on seven years since she’d consumed jackie because none of the cells in her body were born out of the energy she got from jackie’s flesh anymore?

#or am I the only one who thinks like this l o l #I WISH this was shitposting #I’m so serious tho lmao like #I think shauna would think about this #I think she’d study it. like she’d say okay that’s just an untrue fun fact right #but then like once you get down to the detail and the complexity she wouldn’t know if she was MORE jackie or LESS jackie #she’s sitting in the LITERAL CLOSET that she loves to sit in for environmental storytelling purposes crying about cell turnover #jeff comes home and she’s holding a medical journal in shaking hands asking about heart cells #through sobs she asks if only 40% of your heart renews in a lifetime was any of that at the RIGHT time #jeff says what…what Right time you’re scaring me a little #shauna rolls her eyes and kicks him out of his own bedroom so she can cry under better conditions (without him) #she calls taissa for the first time in two years but she of course can’t bring herself to ask so it’s just an awkward call all around #this is both funny to me and breaking my heart like I’m so emotionally dysregulated about this I’m not sure if I’m kidding or serious!! #much like yellowjackets showtime!!! #yellowjackets #shauna shipman #jackie taylor #jackie x shauna #taissa turner #shauna x jackie

[faretheeoscar]

Traveling buddies!

I realised I never shared this here, but my two boys came along to my end of 2023 holiday vacations to Italy and let me tell you they had a blast!

#moonknight #lego photography #lego minifigures #steven grant #Marc Spector #mr knight #Italy #traveling #being silly by loving my boys so much #my brother was so sick of me staying in one place trying to get a cute pic of them #cause my camera wouldn’t focus and it was such a pain #photographing Lego is much more complicated than it looks like #also Steven is more on there causeliked to be more photographed than Marc k’? Marc got camera shy (his cape make him fall 9 out of 10 times #also the picture next to the tower? there is no hand holding him to look like he’s up on the building that’s just your imagination #and don’t worry Gus was safe sand sound at home being taken care of by my Lego Poe

[lawfullyandlovely]

Deuce x reader cafe dates are so slept on, it's criminal. Man canonically loves iced coffee! Plus, he 100% would ask for that foam art on your coffee (if you order hot coffee that is) in the shape of spade <3

#I also 100% see him as the guy that would buy you drinks #So ig cafe dates also ties into that. Just with drinks and pastries lol #Also he'd take some sweets home and give them to his mom after you guys are done #He also would like them really late at night cause it's more romantic that way #Also less ppl so he can be more relaxed with holding your hand and giving your kisses #He's also the type to sit next to you instead of across from you so he can rest his hand on your thigh <- he does this unconsciously though #*it's just instinct/second nature for him but once he notices he gets blushy #𝓓𝓮𝓾𝓬𝓮 ♤ #deuce spade #deuce spade x reader #twst #twisted wonderland #twst x reader #f/o stuff

[kingkatsuki]

Imagine those mornings where you start work at the same time as Bakugou so you get to commute into the city together🥺

#I was thinking about this today #and like just holding hands on your way to the station #letting you snuggle up to him when it’s cold #resting your head on his shoulder as he rests his on top of yours to drift before work because he hates mornings #he’ll always try and walk you to your building first #and sometimes you both have time to grab coffee #or maybe you finish at the same sort of time so you can commute home together #sigghhhh

[oatbugs]

procrastination is starting to have its consequences finally

#on my friends living room floor they love together but one of them has been london for weeks or maybe months #to be with her love. im on a foam mattress from one of their beds next to a glass bottle of water opened by one of them #in a mug given to me by another. the weather felt like my childhood today and it also felt like 2 years ago. #(put space in the heavens Einstein's idea and hes your friend too so nothing to fear) around the table they drank and laughed and i thought #i hope you keep growing so full with the love you receive . i hope your appetite becomes insatiable from how used to it you are #and i know youre all leaving soon but i hope one day you miss this and that youll be happy you miss it #its worth missing i think #i thought he didnt care but he said after exams hes going walk around this area over and over #(this is near where he lived and where we visited almost daily for a year) #(hed come across the bridge on a lake) #we went where she used to live and at the entrance a fox sat calmly. it just yawned and stared. #it felt important somehow. i think maybe their impressions of me will never be close to how i feel inside but i think #i love them enough for that not to matter. i dont think theyll ever know this. i dont think if they did it would change much. #and seeing them smile makes my heart glow anyway. today i tried their malaysian tea the ginger burned my throat #they warmed my heart. hes going to canada soon and hes going to the US soon and shes going everywhere soon ill never understand #how were supposed to live with memories and with seperation and with the past but we do it anyway so i think it doesnt matter much #i wanted to write a poem for the lab rats with the fibre optic wires lit with blue forcing them to turn around and around #something about how im sorry that the two photon arrays burned the inside of your brain. im sorry about the sharp points of multielectrode #arrayes. im sorry about everything we do to you. she asked to see me tomorrow. im trying to have self control but i miss her so awfully #last night my friend talked to me and i updated on everything that happened with love and the lack of it and she just started laughing #and she told me about the same thing from her side. and she told me about how she loved london because she would walk the streets #and she felt like the people were her. and her eyes would go over the people and the bag of bagels and the construction men they probably #have a kid at home maybe shes a daughter. this kid is crying for her mother and the building you just walked past caused #blisters and pain and people died in it and very likely people were born in it. we talked for hours and i felt like #i was holding her hand just like that time she held mine watching a horror film. i love her so much #my friend is a genius and i remember her picking up the charms of my phone and staring at the leaf hanging from them. shes side stepping to #music drinking dangerous cider and cocktails from a movie and chit chatting with billionaires and undergrads #i love her dearly. his head covered in electrodes. she tells me about a syrian guy shes in love with and she says #what you feel and what i feel is like cocaine. ive tried a lot of fucking cocaine. #she says ive reminded her of what living actually feels like and to never put energy into someone who doesnt see me this way.

[pawfulofwaffles]

I bet he does t-Rex arms all the time

#welcome home #welcome home arg #welcome home puppet arg #welcome home puppet show #wally darling #You could hold him in the palm of your hand! #But let him down if he gets scared #Pawfulofdoodles #My art

[corrodedcoughin]

I’m sorry but the thought of Eddie putting on a TERRIBLE cockney accent is the funniest thing to me. Imagine he speaks with one for a solid MONTH when he’s involved backstage with the community theatre production of Oliver Twist. Wayne and Steve tearing their collective hair out because Eddie is scream singing ‘I’D DO ANYFINK! FOR YEW DEAR ANYFINK!!!’ And ‘FEWD GLORIOUS FEWD!!! HOT SAWSAGE AN MUSTA’D!’

Eddie pretending to steel from everyone ‘I’m just a li’tol pick pocket ain’t I sir?’ As he he’s caught with his hands in Dustin’s backpack looking for snack.

In the middle of the night steve thinks eddie is asleep when he hears a little reedy voice ‘awrigh guvna, shine ya shoes? Penny a pair!’ Steve hits him with a pillow but then Eddie is pulling him into his arms and Steve is hiding his laughter in Eddie’s neck.

Eventually Oliver Twist wraps up, everyone is grateful for the end of cockney Eddie. Until one day Gareth almost knocks down Steve’s door and shoves the poster for the next community play: Mary Poppins. Of course Eddie makes it a personal goal to create an accent more obnoxious than Dick Van Dyke as he works on the costumes for the cast

#yes that last point is from the tags of my post last night but I the image of it is very nice #COCKNEY EDDIE IS AWFUL!!! #He comes home with a flat cap and face covered in soot #he’s the deputy for make up and costumes for the play and the attention to detail is incredible #HES NOT EVEN IN THE PLAY AND HES DOING THE ACCENT!!! #I LOVE HIM #Wayne comes home one day to Eddie talk singing ‘WHEN STEVIE HOLDS YER HAND YA FEEL SO GRAND! YOUR HEAR-‘ #and gives him a ‘boy quiet’ which Eddie obviously ignores and continues his singing #listen eddie is a musical theatre kid we know this #Steve his the Mary to his Bert #stranger things #eddie munson #steddie #steve harrington

[theloveinc]

Being the princess betrothed to barbarian!Bakugo.

You don't mind so much as you've always known this was to be your destiny, born merely to smooth over tensions between the kingdom and the country.

But your first meeting is hardly from ideal. The man shoves himself into your dressing room in trying to avoid the grooming his own mother is trying to give him, desperate to get away from the egregious, stifling rules the castle enforces regarding presentation, mainly putting on a shirt.

(He was born of his own parent's desire, but volunteered himself to save the country from annihilation via. industrialization, NOT realizing it would involve marriage. He's much less thrilled than anyone.)

And there you are, being (forcibly) sewed up into a corset that you're absolutely spilling over, your face matted from a layer of unnatural-colored powder, your lips stained the color of fruit that doesn't blossom for months as you turn to look at him in surprise (and then fear, and then confusion and question, your maids squealing before running off to get a guard)...

And Bakugo is suddenly made aware of this itching desire to save you, too.

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(You're standing there, both breathless and bare; him voluntarily, you because of timing. And it's so oddly intimate for separate reasons; Bakugo's never associated nudity with sexuality and you've never been naked in front of a man before.

And despite the betrothal, neither of you know what to say, stuck in the midst of an "is this it?" moment, at least until Bakugo is grabbing your hand to whisk you away and marry you where he was born rather than in between castle walls.)

#bakugo #SOBBBBBBING #that last part is actually my tags but they were good and i thought why not put them up there #so i got nothing for here #except a separate image of going to bakugo's home village and needing to bathe #and he's the one to teach you how to in a stream instead of a porcelain tub #and he's teasing u about ur stress of taking off your clothes except he's holding your hand to help you get in the cold river #and he's so sweet and calm even if youre so cute when youre shuddering n your n*pples get hard #and its a realization for him too #ANYWAY #caitie post #gen

[merakiui]

THE MOMENT I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR HAS ARRIVED!!!! AAAAAAAA YES YESYES YES YEESSS 💕✨\(//∇//)\

#meraki mumbles #we can do more than hug and kiss (*¯︶¯*) #perhaps… hold hands…..? #(domestic bliss with mr. vil but he keeps you handcuffed to him at all times) #(and so you are not truly free even in your shared home) #(to celebrate i will pen sk vil thoughts as i received some asks regarding him) #(and i realized i intended to write it but it slipped my mind :o) #(so soon.... sk vil...... orz) #(i will cook a delicious sk vil for everyone)

[jrueships]

https://twitter.com/danfetes/status/1712166167572361344

josh says people saying stuff about stef ticks him off 😭 that's the meanest he'll ever get off the field 😭

that was kinda... 😏😏😏

and i definitely know stef feels the same... 😏

" tired of hearing all this nonsense... lot of guys in this league that have that same fire that don't get talked about, but--"

" frankly that kind of ticks me off when people wanna say stuff about him, but... we'll keep that all internal here 🙂🙃🫥."

this is allen at his boiling point omg 😭😭 held back by pr

#reporter: we talked to josh and we asked him a question about y- #stef smirks in Yeah. I Bet You Did. Bitch.😎 we're a two packaged deal. inseparable 😎 (insufferable) im his right hand man. his silly rab- #the sassy pose and the fond smile. theyre so untouchable dramatic ass top of the foodchain powercouple it's Unreal. #WHERE IS THE RPF!?!??!?!???? #josh and allen sooooo fucked after this #fucked HARRRRD bro fucked HARD #and they were both soo ready for it like you cant tell me they didnt fuck nasty after this HELLO #we cant always bet on them winning but the fuck nasty is surely guranteed #diggs had the bed all set up with romantic candlelight and roses and josh hurdled over all that shit just to hold him in his arms #josh caught on fire a little bit but diggs patted the flames down before he could notice #all the snow piled up around their home in buffalo could not muffle the 'youre my qb.. ure my qb' pants& moans which shake those very walls #josh '🙃🙃' the hell outta this interview #he said YOU may not understand diggs horrors but **I** DO!!@@! **I** UNDERSTAND. I GET THEM. #the frustration of seeing everyone hate on his husband when he knows all of that pales in how much stef hates himself #AND THAT MAKES JOSHS LITTLE STUNNED FACE ALL THE MORE SAD LIKE. HES SO HURT FOR STEF. #AND HE JUST KNOWS. he KNOWS the public is gonna spin this horribly. make stef the diva they always degrade him as #josh has CONSTANTLY with like a bear pacing around the cracked glass enclosure barely disguised rage #defended stef from misinterpretation and disdained the diva drama so vehemently #so everytime josh messes up or stef messes up or they lose all josh is thinking and feeling is 'im fucking this up for him even more #i dont care if theyre gonna be mad at me. diggs is hurting. somehow some way. diggs is gonna get Hurt. #and i cant do anything but talk. and i cant even do that well. #it's all my fault i cant do anything im so stupid im so stupid' #saint bernard song 1 hour #that single wide eyed stare he gives his wr bcs all he can do is stare as stef's pain surges #it's not fear of stef as the media tries to portray for qbwr tension. it's fear For stef. #he knows theres hurt. and he knows theres gonna be even more hurting. and. the nail. he knows he cant do anything to help it from stopping #'why couldnt i throw better. i need to just run it to lessen the chances. i need to do something. i need to be better. i have to be better' #meanwhile diggs could care less abt what everyone else thinks about him. he just cares abt how josh thinks. about josh #stef wants to perform well so josh can actually feel well. be able to express anything he wants without worry or treading #diggs/allen

[jimmyspades]

Alan Shore: It's the night before the Supreme Court and I'm tired. Denny Crane: It's always the night before something. Alan Shore: Yes, well the something tomorrow is the highest court, and a man's life is at stake... A man is facing death! Shut up! You said you wanted to be part of this case. Well, be part of it, dammit! It's the Supreme Court! BOSTON LEGAL 4.17 "The Court Supreme"

#this very rare glance of business casual alan 😵‍💫 #and he's YELLING 😵‍💫😛 #james spader #alan shore #boston legal #* #actual context aside. alan coming home whipping off his tie crashing on the couch. head aching. stressed. long day of hard cases bad client #holding him in your lap stroking his hair. rubbing his arm squeezing his hand and just listening #his complaining turns to mumbles turn to sighs and soft kisses #whatever. whatever! my husband alan whatever. telling him he's the handsomest man in the world. he loves you so much he believes you

[lyricfulloflight]

#just so curious what people are still buying #physical media they own and is on their shelf at home #no digital media #no streaming #actual media you can hold in your hand

[nightkit92]

Shark Wally encountered a Karen (luckily wasn't a horrible one!)

(Edit nvm💀)

#sorry if this is cringe lmao #welcome home shark wally #shark wally #welcome home shark wally art #welcome home shark au #shark wally darling art #shark wally fanart #shark wally darling #shark wally darling au #shark wally art #welcome home art #welcome home au fanart #welcome home #welcome home au #welcome home shark au art #my art #my friends au not mine! #welcome home fanart #art #he will hold your hand because he wants to.

[locallygrowndaikon]

Woah this is actually pretty sick

#just need to go into aviary inside where the floating defaukt mask is #bring the camera too #stand on the mask and make sure youre facing in the direction of the back of the mask #ass facing the direction of the front of the mask #level 3/4 slouch emote #dead on the ground #spin into the abyss #pull out your camera (to see) (or make a friend hold out their hand and get them to drag you out) and walk out the building #and voila your view will be set to a specific point at the bottom of the earth #in specific places youll see crabs #use the camera to move around or geta friend to drag you #the pic in the post is in forest temple #dw glitch wont cancel out when changing realms or going home #if the steps dont work then uhhh i dunno man this is what i did… #happy oobing lads #sky cotl #sky children of the light #sky oob #hope this makes sense LMAO