#YAOI IT UP EVERYONE

[super-nova5045]

snowjanus nation can we like toxic yaoi it up in the snowjanus ao3 tag…all we’re getting is fix it fics and stuff and while there’s nothing WRONG with that pleaseeeee can we talk abt how the toxic homoerotic competitive codependent doomed best friendship fucked them up so badly one of them DIED and the other literally became an EVIL DICTATOR…like that is next level toxic. radioactive yaoi. nuclear, even.

anyways this is me begging fanfic writers to put more of an emphasis on the Doomed Homoerotic Best Friendship of it all…never getting their catharsis so why should we. haunted by what could’ve been. let me COOK

#i did not write snowjanus cannibalism fanfiction and get ROBBED during it for this to happen… #by this i mean the tag being flooded with omegaverse and fix it fics #YAOI IT UP EVERYONE #where’s the jackieshauna the felixoliver the HOMOEROTIC TOXICITY OF IT ALL??? #they HATED each other they WANTED each other they DEVOURED each other… #if i have to do this then so be it but…don’t let me down snowjanus nation #snowjanus #coriolanus snow #sejanus plinth #tbosas #the ballad of songbirds and snakes

[staruie]

where my fellow monster fuckers at 👅👅👅👅👅👅

#dungeon meshi fanart #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #laios touden #farcille #marcille donato #falin #not going to lie labru is the worst thing to happen to me because damn everyones lining up for yaoi and not laios x monsters sniff sniff #sorry cough im. normal #my artwork #rkgk #winged lion #theres not even a ship tag for them im sick #lios..? #laion #😭

[imaybe5tupid]

Why bother? (Why bother?) It's gonna hurt me. (It's gonna hurt me.) It's gonna kill when- (Why bother!) -You desert me! (Gonna hurt me!)

Set after Nightmare. Laios is reminiscing and contemplating.

#laishuro #laios touden #i make a lot of jokes on here since part of the fun of this blog for me is limiting myself to only expressing ideas via drawings #as much as I can to try to see what I can try to convey in the limited time I have to draw each day which is sometimes like 15minutes #but laios idea of who shuro was to him and who he continues to be and how it ties into his own feelings of self worth and self hatred #not to mention being so thoroughly defined by having never been indulged before by the men in his life #are so compelling to me #and then of course you mix in toshiros own mind prisons #and their established dynamic of him begrudgingly putting up with him because he feels he has to and bc hes cursed with obedience #whilst laios genuinely thinks shuro does it because he likes it and likes laios because why else would anyone act like that #when everyone else in his life has not hesitated to Let Him Know #this is what is so fun about relationships like this…forever passing by each other’s true feelings like ships in the night #and on toshiros side umineko said it best People are riddles. They want someone else to solve their riddle #they live life wanting someone to solve the riddle that they are #the most difficult riddle in the world #without love the truth cannot be seen sighhhh many such cases #sometimes i get embarassed how deep i get for some of the characters in this series it really is that deep sometimes but not always #but WHATEVER #i never even engaged in or was interested in shipping the several years i read dunmeshi EXCEPT laishuro lol #which i sadistically wanted to stay one sided and miserable forever. I rarely get fed such genuinely fraught dynamics as their one in manga #so i became obsessed #and walked through the desert alone for 40 years and then checked in as anime started airing that other people ship this and gaf #and decided to unleash the jokes and ideas that my like 2 friend who like anime previously suffered alone as though they were jesus christ #now tho as much as I still enjoy tragedy and pain and emotional suffering I’ve let love and peace and requited fulfilled yaoi into my life #with laishuro. and its great! #my comics

[alexanderpearce]

political necrophilia. is that anything

#if don watson was 1% more unhinged #its joe byrne all the way down #this is ALSO about the late roman republic thanks everyone #shut up ulrike #political yaoi tag #popular

[twitteringthings]

Once again, THE GROWTH!!

Chapters 24 vs 52 vs 56

The progression of their intimacy amazes me. Little by little, their walls continue to crumble <3

I can see the steps from reluctance to acceptance to “You are where I belong.” And I know their situation is far from ideal at the moment but I’m happy they found each other again. They deserve a perfect, uninterrupted night together.

#saezuru tori wa habatakanai #gonna go and cry now bye everyone #twittering birds never fly #saezuru #doumeki x yashiro #yashiro #doumeki chikara #yaoi bl #yoneda kou #it’s almost saezuru month #I dream of their pillow talk but will not get my hopes up on that one

[graegrape]

do you guys think they. you know

#ghost trick #gt #cabanela #jowd #EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR SHU TAKUMI PATENTED OLD MAN YAOI!!!!!! #i dont believe they have a pairing name. honestly funny #also ill have to dump my gt stuff one of these days but take this for now. thumbs up emoji #my art #smoking cw

[generalsmemories]

every time i see someone shit on the xianzhou story quest on twitter i die a little bit inside.

#narus' corner #SO LET'S TALK ABOUT HOW EVERYONE HATED XIANZHOU BECAUSE EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHERS AND ANCESTORS HAD PULLED UP THEORY AFTER THEORY #AND WHEN SAID THEORY DID NOT FCKING GO ALONG WITH WHAT THE ACTUAL WRITERS HAD IN STORE HELL BROKE LOOSE #ion think u understand #maybe im biased. i probably am but the way hoyoverse tackled immortality with xianzhou is quite bittersweet honestly #YA'LL WANTED UR DOOMED YAOI AND YURI AND TBH ME TOO BUT THEY ARE STILL FCKING DOOMED EVEN IF SOME THEORIES DID NOT GO AS MOST SHIPPERS WANT #THEY STILL DOOMED MILADYS AND GENTS AND NONBINARY PEEPS DAN HENG IS SUFFERING FROM PTSD AS WE SPEAK. #u look at xianzhou and see predecessors suffering the consequences of what their ancestors wanted because of immortality and vow to stop it #because they been fighting people against GALAXIES who wants a taste of that immortality who also don't KNOW THE CONSEQUENCES OF IT WHICH I #LITERALLY GETTING MARA-STRUCK WHENEVER UR MEMORIES OVERLOAD FROM LIVING TOO LONG AND GO: damn this was shit writing cause i didn't understa #IMMA AAAH #eternal wars where when u find peace after winning you DON'T BECAUSE YOU TURN MARA-STRUCK FROM THE AMOUNT OF TRAUMA U HAVE #when immorality isn't immortality in a sense u can't be killed but long lifespan but then u can't even live said long lifespan #because u get mara-struck from participating in wars to protect AND YA'LL COME OVER HERE AND SAY BAD WRITING?! #and don't come with what the fuck is phantylia doing #ion think u understand how fucked we would've been if phantylia managed to actually absorb that ambrosial arbor AS A GODDAMN EMANATOR #OF DESTRUCTION OF ALL THINGS?! YA'LL WANT INFINITE HEALING WHILE GETTING BLASED OR SMTH!?! #and the aftermath which was probs the most hated on #imma just. #imma shut up LMFAO

[urproblematicfav-arsonk]

Rip Val, the 2012-2015 yuno gasai, killing stalking, yandere tumblr girlies would've loved ur ass

#in the same way alastor is obviously just a human bill cipher reskin and a product of that specific time/genre of tumblr bad guy #val is also very much a product of that uwu yaoi yandere #we love him for it #now everyone's too busy trying to use vitue signaling to murder the most ppl for the 'right' reasons #so no one can appreciate a deranged psycho anymore #y'all would've just straight up died if you read ks #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel valentino #moth pimp #proship

[jabberwockprince]

eternity & meg (meternity? eterneg??) for an art trade with @anonymocha !!!

#reverse 1999 #reverse: 1999 #reverse 1999 oc #reverse 1999 eternity #purinsu art #EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR YAOI AND YURI SOLIDARITY!!!! #NOT A SINGLE NORMAL GAY PERSON ON SIGHT

[juricore]

i can't stop thinking about rei and kaoru lol. sorry. cause for the first few eps I was like oh okay awesome that's the classic dynamic of someone who is very ill and very scared of losing her health seeing her best friend throwing her life away (and for what?) to the point of physically trying to stop rei from taking more pills but that's not just it lmao like that's not it. becoming friends over VERLAINE (rei specifically going wow.......i guess you're not some uncultured JOCK 🧐 after all). the way that rei loves playing basketball with kaoru but has to stop herself because she can't allow herself to feel happiness in anyway. oh and the way that rei and kaoru barely hang out on screen cause of the same reason (it's not that fukiko is keeping them apart but it's like rei knows that fukiko WOULD keep them apart. so she just goes ahead and does it by herself) but the second the rei is sick or lovelorn its kaoru who is there to offer the most unselfish love and support rei has ever seen. taking her shirt off and falling asleep skin to skin cause rei needed it. and rei won't ask after kaoru's mysterious illness and she won't ask if she's ok but she will go behind kaoru's back to her doctor (fuck medical privacy laws btw) and ask HIM how she's doing. cause rei's worried. and rei knows about henmi. and kaoru knows about fukiko (in the GIRL. TAKE OFF THE BRACELET. BLOCK HER AND MOVE ON. kind of way). and they both told each other that they deserve better. kaoru was honestly the only person to say rei deserved better (take off the bracelet. stop getting this high. take care of yourself.) out loud. and im gonna be real honest with you guys and say that i haven't been able to get more than 10 min into episode 34 cause im too scared of how kaoru is going to react when she finds out that rei's death was a suspected suicide. "you dress like shit"/"sorry im not bourgeois like you LOL" they literally invented love and friendship. is the thing.

#i fr cannot finish ep 34 theres a mental block that went up the second nanako started screaming #and like kinda everyone can tell with rei and fukiko but rei knows anout HENMI. and kaoru doesnt seem very open abt that #like yes lesbian yaoi could have saved her but their friendship has been the most like poignant part of the series for me #and they barely have any time together on screen its just so palpable that you dont need to see them actually hanging out #oniisama e #rei asaka #kaoru orihara

[super-nova5045]

"sejanus loved coryo more than coryo loved him" donttttt care. show me insanely possessive coryo. show me the coryo that said he liked it better when lucy gray belonged to him. show me coryo that would break sejanus' legs so he can't run away with the rebels. show me coryo who poisons sejanus so he can care for sejanus - it's only fair, considering sejanus loved him first; poisoned and sickened him first. show me coryo who just wants to eat sejanus up so sejanus is with him forever, even in death; like how the butcher possesses the meat.

#snowjanus #TOXIC YAOI IT UP EVERYONE #rip coriolanus snow you would’ve loved sharp objects and yellowjackets #coriolanus snow #sejanus plinth #tbosas #the ballad of songbirds and snakes

[homestuckconfession]

the way dirkjake shippers hate jane just shows there is no creature more misogynistic than yaoi writers

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#homestuck #homestuck confession #jane crocker #jake english #dirkjake #tbf it's pretty common for yaoi shippers to hate the 'competition' #which. yeah that's misogyny #but jane isn't even competition?? #she has a fucked up fantasy that would ultimately be bad for everyone involved and wouldn't even give her what she thinks she wants #outside the far extremes of the condesce winning and jane's fall in candy they'd probably last like a week #mod commentary #dirk strider

[gunstellations]

teito and his blonde harem...

#teito why do they let you have THREE blonde boyfriends #guy showed up and had an attitude and these blonde bitches flocking to him like theres no tomorrow #a little something for everyone i guess so enjoy #pass the boy like a joint and give him a little kissy #sooooo tempted to add (kiss version) to the caption but i dont believe im strong enough for that yet.... #maybe when i have some time later. im putting off a piece by doing these too something frau said in ep 18 or so made me feel so unhinged #struggling with colouring on it #uni and work already killing me but it is what it is #save me old yaoi... #my art #doodles #07 ghost

[sylphwing]

hm. i do not like chilshi 🤔

#sylph.txt #everyone likes to joke abt how much of an epic divorce man chilchuck is #but i dont think he ever even refers to her as his ex-wife. i could b wrong bc it's been a while since i read it tho #idk a lot of his arc is him learning to b more open w others (which is essentially what ended his relationship) #and u can see how much he's grown in the chapter where senshi goes into his past #to me it would b a lot sweeter for him to take on these lessons and go back to her and make things work #it's been 4 years but he's remained loyal to her depite their issues. idk to me it rlly does feel like he still loves her he's just a fool #it's made p clear that he's a coward and that he's quick to run away so actually committing to her would b a nice way to wrap things up #we don't get to see much of his wife so i get y ppl r quick to put him w the only other man in the party #but like senshi knows abt his wife too like i do not think he's gnna b making any moves here bc he has morals lmao #(*only other older man in the party. laios doesn't qualify for old man yaoi to most chilshi likers) #(even tho chilchuck isn't old either but shh they don't care abt that) #when it comes to senshi the changeling chapter def helped him w understanding how old the rest of the party is #but he clearly still views them as significantly younger than him #i don't think he views chil as a child anymore but for the majority of their time together he did #and so going from that to in a relationship is uhh rlly weird to me! #senshi has always taken a sort of parental role upon himself #w him romance is no where as interesting as the platonic bonds he has w the rest of the party #similar to how romance is entirely unimportant to izutsumi in the succubus chapter #idk i def don't hate the pairing and there r some takes on it that i find funny #but for me i just don't see anything between them i think ppl just want an m/m ship to play with #that ao3 gap is only gnna get bigger lmao

[boltgunkiller-archive]

mbav au 😻 bethan blam. it’s perfect

#btw yes tina will be rory because i cannot split blamtina apart #love this au that caters to approximately two people ❤️ #i will still make it everyone’s problem though #austen saw the og sketches so this was a bit of collaborative effort #also my sister kinda #vampire au #<- i guess that’ll be the tag for this #juno draws #this is between me n my 5 mutuals #also tell me why the first glee yaoi i draw is them dressed up as girls 😭😭 help

[pisshandkerchief]

I will never forgive BBC Sherlock for ruining johnlock for everyone

#now if anyone says they ship johnlock everyone immediately imagines benedict cumberbatch's pinched face filling up their entire screen #like no!!!!! middle-aged victorian man yaoi be upon ye!!!!