#WHYD I READ THIS BEFORE I HAVE TO CALL

[harvestmoth]

the minnow (+ a penguin)

#her name. ill never not read it as minnow. even through shes very obviously more like an otter #anyways the her :] sorry im on a mmj kick rn #i never realized how fun making things up is. why did i color pick things before when i could just do whatever #i think i used to like two years ago but. man whyd i stop this is fun #shes best friends with freddy fazbear btw. if you even care. they have eachother phone numbers and they call every night before bed #giggling and kicking their legs and everything #<- in reference to my last mmj post #project sekai #minori hanasato

[heyybaejjk]

SAU, LA'U TAMA AULELEI ! - PT. 2

pairing: teen miguel o'hara x fem samoan oc

summary: I suck at writing summaries, js read it man 😞

warnings/notes: smoking?? dk if that counts, profanity, dry fucking humor, no miguel x reader yet

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It was two hours before school started. Meaning, that Miguel had two hours to freshen himself up before meeting Manaia today. He woke up at 5 and brushed his teeth hard. So hard that the bristles were at different angles. He then settled at his friend's house, Sione, and texted him that he was waiting outside.

M.Ohara_99: Open the door.

mahi_sniffer: good morning to you too 😔

M.Ohara_99: Sione, it's six in the morning and it's freezing out here. Open the door.

aluaigioukae: can you not text the gc, you have private msgs for a reason stupid asses

mahi_sniffer: @aluaigioukae fuck up period clot n go back to sleep boi

[ M.Ohara_99: Sione, it's six in the morning and it's freezing out here. Open the door. ]

mahi_sniffer: ^Replied to M.Ohara_99's message^

: does that mean ur nips r hard

M.Ohara_99 is typing...

mahi_sniffer: does that mean ur nips are hard

read by M.Ohara_99

mahi_sniffer: HEY WHYD U LEAVE ME ON SEEN 😞

mahi_sniffer: IM KIDDING ILL OPEN THE DOOR MAN

Sione rushes out of his bed, running to the door and opening it. Laughing to himself as he sees Miguel's 6"9 standing there with his eyebrow raised. Sione's eyes lowering down to Miguel's chest. "So they are hard."

That was half an hour ago, now Miguel and Sione were both at Kiuga's house. Both were sat on his bed, Sione facing the wall with his arms crossed.

"So after Kiuga gets ready, we're going to go to David's house?" Miguel asks Sione, face to face with his back. He watches as Sione shrugs his shoulders nonchalantly.

"Don'know," he responds dryly.

Miguels laughs to himself, pushing Sione from the back. "C'mon, it wasn't even that bad."

"What's he sooking about?" Kiuga asks, adjusting his ie lavalava that wrapped around his waist.

"I tapped his cheek because he was looking at my nipples-"

"Wroooong! You slapped me, idiot!" Sione whines, throwing a glare Miguel's way.

Kiuga chuckles, finally finished getting ready. Ruffling Sione's hair, wrapping an arm around his shoulder. "David's meeting us at school, he went early to have a personal fufu hour sesh in the school bathroom with his missus."

(a/n: fufu hour is this discord chat with a bunch of polynesians, its just straight up nudes, cookie calls, and sex☠️)

Miguel's face cringes while Sione pushes him away, "Can you not, cunt? Oh my fuck," He makes a gagging face, trying to shake off the image of one of his best friend's and their girlfriend having a quick root.

It was time. Time has gone by and now the performances were ready to be showcased. Everyone was to sit inside the wide and large hall, face the stage while sitting in a cramped space next to others. This led Miguel to start freaking the absolute fuck out. Where should he sit? Next to her? Behind her? Or should he purposely sit in front of Manaia so she can gawk at his back muscles? Where was she even going to sit?

He pauses at the hall door upon seeing her sit down front row, along with other two girls on each side. Miguel mentally facepalms. Of course, she'd be in front row. She was performing.

Miguel nervously rubbed his sweaty palms and speedwalks outside the hall, making his way to the men's changing room. He sees Kiuga sitting down on one of the benches, huffing out a puff of smoke, throwing away the blunt instantly at the sight of him walking.

"Fuck, I thought you were Mr Smith," he chuckles, standing up to dap up Miguel, "He caught me last term, the rents were not happy with me... You got the thing I told you about?"

Miguel nods, pulling out a small box and showing it to his friend, smiling proudly.

"Okay, how much did this cost you?"

"Like $15 for one, I got another as well, so.. $30 altogether," Miguel smiles innocently, holding a dark red and blue flower and a purple flower together as a father would with a fish after their successful catch.

"The hell? Miguel, what sei shop did you go to?"

( a/n: A sei is a fake flower worn on your ear. Traditionally, if a sei is being worn on your right ear, it means you're single. If it's on the left ear, then it mean you're taken. Or can just be used decoration. I personally wear one for fun!!)

Miguel's smile falters slightly, "The one you told me to go to! Sialei's Boutique."

"Se aikae ia, that's the one I told you not to go to. Sione told you to go to that one. And we've learnt to never listen to Sione," he rolls his eyes at the mention of their friend, "The one I told you to go to only sold sei's for $15, but in a pack of 10. You only have 2."

"Oh fuck- Sorry. I didn't-"

"It doesn't matter now. Just remember the plan, okay?"

"Yeah, yeah! Right, I know."

"And that is?" Kiuga questions the latter, patting his back to comfort his nerves.

"Wait for everything to finish. Ask her if she's free to speak later, and then ask her out on a date?"

"Ia malo lava, great job, now go find us a seat inside, I'll be there soon."

"But where are you going to be?"

"Right beside you, I need to chuck a quick piss before it starts. Now go!"

An hour and a half went by and the main event was coming to a near-end. Miguel sat in his seat uncomfortably, his legs sore from sitting in the same spot for so long, but he held on staying just to see you dance. However, the temptation of walking out the hall doors was getting to him.

"Fuck me," Miguel whispers, annoyed at the bicker he was stuck in between with. He sat in the middle of Sione and Kiuga, who were visibly arguing, spitting all over Miguel's face without care.

"Yeah, but I told you to pack the flag so we can run around with it!"

"No the fuck you didn't, cunt. YOU said you were going to bring it, you never told me to bring it!"

"Sione, I literally remember what you said. You, Miguel, and David were at my bloody house last night! You can ask Miguel. Right, Miguel!?"

Both heads turn to face the poor boy, he ignores them as the crowd around them starts to cheer at the MC walking on stage. "Kia Orana, everybody!" The loud voice echoes through the mic, a tall Kuki boy with slight pale skin held a bright smile, ushering for the audience to quiet down for him to speak. "Before the day ends, we have two more performances to finish us off! A couple dance then that will be followed by a group performance, so don't be afraid to give them a big cheer!"

He walks off the stage as another guy walks onto the middle of it, his head bowed down and muscular arms behind his back, the guy on stage had a similar build to Miguel's; only difference being he had a traditional tattoo run across his shoulder blade and down the right side of his chest.

The song had started and everyone had already started cheering, especially Kiuga. David, who was beside him, took out a big Samoan flag and started waving it around while cheering. Miguel laughs as Sione and Kiuga glare at David.

A minute into the dance, Miguel leans over to his right, "Who's that?" He whispers to Sione, his annoyance gone down as the two other boys had stopped arguing.

Sione goes silent for a while before answer, "The guy dancing?" he asks warily.

"Yeah, him."

The audience grows louder as they watch another figure walk onto the stage, locking hands with the other. His eyes refuse to avert, his breathing heaves at the sight of Manaia making her way on stage, her hand holding the latter. Miguel watches in disbelief as her smile, showing her pearly white teeth, winking at the audience. Her curly hair reached the back of her knees, complimenting the black and blue dress you wore. The sei she wore matching with the guy's ie lavalava.

"That's Manaia's ex, Seth..."

( a/n: for reference, here's the dance !! )

this chapter is v boring, this was more of a filler im sorry guys

#miguel and spidergirl reader #atsv miguel #miguel x reader #miguel o'hara x reader #mig #miguel o’hara x reader #miguel spiderman #miguel o'hara #miguel o’hara fanfic #miguel o’hara smut #miguel o'hara smut #miguel ohara imagine #miguel ohara x you #miguel o’hara x you #miguel x you #yandere miguel o'hara #miguel spiderverse #spiderman atsv #atsv x you #atsv smut #atsv x reader #atsv #atsv fanart #spiderverse #across the spider verse

[dizzyjelly]

My Perfect Girl

Word Count: 1.2k

Summary: your friends leave you feeling more insecure than you already were, but Ellie comforts you and yells at your dickhead friends

Cw: body insecurity, mentions of feeling/being fat+ugly, troubles eating

You struggled to breathe as you lied in bed curled into a ball, crying your eyes out. Your crying fit had been a result of a rather hurtful conversation with your "friends." Your body faced the wall as tour hands came to cover your face, your palms wetting with tears. Time passed, you didn't know how much, but you'd heard a voice behind you and the bedroom door creaking open.

"Baby? What's going on, what happened?" Ellies voice was laced with concern and worry as she rushed to your side, rubbing your back.

You sniffled as you turned to face her, tears still streaming down your face as you picked up your phone and opened up your grouochat then handing it to her. Your breaths were ragged and quick as you watched her read, hee brows furrowed in worry quickly arched with anger as she did.

Y/n: guys I feel like I look bad today *image attached*

Ryan: wdym

Rosa: yeah u look the same lol

Y/n: idk like I feel ugly and like fat :(

Ryan: I don't see any difference 💀

Rosa: ong you look like u always do

Ryan: yeah ur just being dramatic lmao

Rosa: she probably just wants attention to be really honest

Ryan: omg you're right tho, fishing for compliments haha

Y/n: guys stop I'm not kidding.

Ryan: come on yk were right

Rosa: yeah just calm down bro

Y/n: whatever I'm done talking to you guys.

"What the fuck." Ellie muttered under her breath.

"Ellie, I look terrible and they're just making fun of me." Your bottom lip quivered.

"Baby, you don't. I promise they're just being assholes for no reason." She tried to reassure you, rubbing at your arm up and down.

You turned away from her, facing the wall again as you cried harder. You couldn't believe a word she said, you just felt insecure. It wasn't the first day you've felt like this, but it never got easier. It was days like these where you couldn't even bring yourself to look in the mirror, shower, or take care of yourself in general.

She let out a deep sigh, bringing a hand to rub your back gently, occasionally combing through your hair with her fingers. She looked at your phone again, then stood to leave the room.

"I'm gonna talk to them." She stated before exiting and calling the group.

Your friends picked up and were confused, seeing Ellies face instead of your own. It's not like they didn't recognize your girlfriend, but they wondered why she was the one calling them.

"Oh hey Ellie." Ryan greeted with a smile.

"Hi. So what the fuck is wrong with you guys?"

Rosa laughed a bit, her brows furrowing.

"What are you talking about?" She asked.

"Whyd you guys say that shit to Y/n? Seriously what kind of fucking friends are you?" She asked in return, as if it was obvious.

"Oh come on, she knows we were kidding!" Ryan argued.

"Yeah, she's probably being dramatic anyways." Rosa chimed in.

"I bet you're only asking because she told you to." Ryan spoke smugly.

"Um, no actually I'm asking because clearly she's upset and you guys are just being assholes. And if she knows you were joking why'd I come home to her crying, hm? Terrible fucking jokes by the way." Ellie argued, feeling angrier at your friends poor reactions.

"She was crying? Oh shit, sorry." Suddenly Ryan seemed to feel bad.

"Yeah you fuckin should be, she's probably gonna be worked uo for days now. Great fucking job you two." And with that Ellie hung up, as she couldn't bear to speak to them any longer.

She shut off your phone and set it at the bedside table, sitting down and glancing over at you as you let out a heavy sigh. You silently cursed as your stomach grumbled.

"Babe, you hungry?" Ellie asked, leaning down to rest her chin on your shoulder.

"No." You lied, shaking your head.

"Ok, well have you eaten today?" She asked, already sure she knew the answer.

"No." You were quiet now, feeling ashamed at your inability to care for yourself, how you know you should be.

"Alright well come on then, let's put something in that belly of yours." She tried to turn you around, take you to the kitchen.

But you wouldn't budge, tears falling from your eyes once again as you shook your head furiously.

"No! I-I'm already fat enough I don't need to eat anymore!" You protested, believing everything you said.

"What? Stop it, that's nonsense and you know it. Come on, just come have something. Please." She frowned as she held your hands in her own, it hurt her to see you so upset.

"I can't." You choked out and she pulled you into a hug.

You immediately leaned into her relaxing touch, wrapping your arms around her back as you nuzzled your head into her shoulder.

"Baby, you can. I know you can, you're stronger than you think. And your body is perfect" She pulled away, holding your face in her hands as she peppered kisses over your face, "I love every part of it, and you. You're amazing and your brain is just lying to you." She reminded you.

"Love you too." You responded, sniffling and leaning your forehead against her own.

You finally followed her to the kitchen, still hesitant but you'd get past that. You sat at the table and watched as she made pasta for the two of you, mainly because she knew it was your comfort food. A smile made its way to your face as she brought over two bowls, giving on to you. Ellie smiled ten times as big as you did, rubbing her thumb over your cheek fondly. It made her happier than anything to see you smiling after you'd had such a tough time that day.

Once you finished eating, Ellie insisted on doing the dishes. You felt bad for not helping out, but she reassured you that she was more than happy to do it herself. She told you to go sit down and pick a movie, and of course you did.

You'd selected something happier, usually you two watched horror together but tonight you just didn't feel like it. You sat with your knees pulled to your chest, a fuzzy blanket engulfing you as you waited for your girlfriend. She was sitting beside you in no time, pulling you into her side. You hummed contently, leaning into her touch with a smile as you leaned your head on her shoulder.

About halfway through the movie, Ellie placed a kiss to your forehead then placed a hand on your chin to make you look at her.

"Is my girl finally feeling better?" She asked.

"Mostly, thank you for helping me." You smiled before leaning in to give her a kiss.

"Of course Baby. You tired yet?" She asked, looking at her watch and noting that it was getting late.

You just nodded before placing your head back on her shoulder and closing your eyes. She chuckled a bit at you, rubbing your side lovingly then letting her head fall against your own as she waited until you fell asleep before carrying you into your shared bedroom. She laid you down then climbed in next to you, pulling you in. You let out a small groan as you hiked your leg over her own, wrapping your arm around her stomach.

A/n: sorry ik it's kinda short! Hope u still liked tho :)))

#ellie williams #ellie x y/n #ellie x reader #ellie x you #ellie williams x y/n #ellie williams x reader #ellie williams x you

[ososimilar]

Chapter 3- Seb

The fucks his problem? Seb fell back into his gamer chair, wheels sliding back until he hit the wall. Why would he just walk in like that? He was extremely flustered. Since I'm dressed now I guess I'll get breakfast. He got back up and walked upstairs, knowing he wouldn't be able to focus on work after that whole ordeal. Walking into the kitchen he opened the fridge, contemplating grabbing a beer before deciding it'd be best not to. Instead he opened the cupboard, grabbed two pieces of bread and threw them in the toaster.

He waited, leaning against the counter. Why would he do that? Does he know? No! He shook his head. There's no way. Unless…. Does he feel the same way? Seb pushed that thought to the back of his head. Just because I didn't feel good for one night he had to go and blow it out of proportion. The toaster ring brought him back to reality. He grabbed his toast, put some strawberry jam on it and walked toward his room. He was so deep in thought he barely noticed his mom trying to talk to him.

“Sebastian.”

“Oh, hey Rob- Mom.” He caught himself. She didn't like it when he called her Robin.

“Sam wasn't here long. Just rushed past me, didn't stop to make conversation or anything.” She said, “I hear you haven't been feeling good recently.” her voice wasn’t prying but concerned.

“I'm fine.” Seb took a bite of his toast; the crunch enveloped the silent room. He went to say more, then stopped and turned around. “I'll see you later mom.” He walked back to his room, sat at his computer and took a deep breath. I just have to finish this. I can do it.

He worked, thoughts often drifting to Sam, before he would scold himself and focus again on his work.

After a few hours had passed he looked at the clock. It's almost 6. Sam and Abby will be at the stardrop soon. He took a deep breath, preparing himself to go. He showered, then looked at his hair in the mirror. Double and triple checking that it looked good. As he walked out the door he stopped, and went back inside to his parents room. Maybe I should ask. No. That'd be embarrassing. He knocked, and after a few seconds passed with no response he went inside. He walked to the closet and grabbed some of his stepfather Darius’ cologne. He was reading the label.

Dior Perfume

For men

Pine and _____

“Is there a reason you're trying to smell good?”

FUCK! Sebastian practically jumped out of his skin. He turned to see his stepfather in the door. He stood there, staring at Darius, perfume in hand.

“I wasn't trying to scare you.” He looked Sebastian up and down. “You can use that, it's fine.”

“T-thank you.” Seb said, still in shock from the scare.

He went to spray the cologne before Darius interrupted. “Do you know how to put that on?”

“Is there a wrong way to do it?” Seb snarled.

“You spray it once on your wrist, then rub your wrists together. Then do it once on the side of your neck. That's all you need, otherwise it'll be too strong.” Darius smiled at Seb.

“Thanks.” He relaxed a little before spraying the perfume like Darius instructed. After he quickly set down the cologne, he thanked Daruis again and rushed out. He was wearing a black knit sweater, with tan slacks. Which he paired with the blue and gray snow boots his mom had bought him when he was 15.

He walked to the Stardrop. Checking his breath and reflection. I don't know why I’m like this. I check my breath as if there's even the slightest chance I'll get that straight boy to kiss me. He arrived, opened the door and walked to the billiards table nonchalantly.

“Sup.” He gave an awkward dudebro nod in the direction of Abby and Sam as he arrived.

Abby giggled.

Fuck that was embarrassing. Who says sup? And Whyd I nod?

“Hey bro, it's great to see you! I take it you're feeling better.” Sam smiled at him. Sam's smile always had a way of making Seb feel less alone, like he wasn't a social outcast no one wanted to talk to. “You feel good enough to beat me today?” Sam's smile turned into a triumphant grin.

“We’ll see.”

“Youre saying that like there's no chance I win.” Abby chimed in.

“You’ve never won before,” Seb shot back.

Abby looked at him, doing a double take. “Maybe todays the day.”

Seb walked toward the pool cues and as he passed Abby she whispered in his ear. “You look awfully dressed up today.” She said it in a taunting voice. Seb froze.

Abby sniffed and continued, “oh and is that cologne?” She gave him a look he could tell was meant to be playful, but it was hard to take it that way.

Shit, has she caught on? No it's fine, just act like normal and laugh it off. Seb gave a halfhearted laugh. “No silly.” He grabbed his pool cue and walked to the table. Abby followed suit then so did Sam.

“Who's gonna break it today?” Sam addressed the group.

They all stood there in silence, no one wanting to volunteer.

“Not me,” Abby said. “I'm terrible at it.”

“That's true.” Seb added.

“How bout I teach you how?” Sam said, looking at Abby.

“I guess that's fine.” Abby lined up the shot then Sam waved his hand to stop her.

“Let me help you.” Sam positioned himself behind Abby, wrapping his arms around her and grabbing her hands to guide her. Abby tensed up and Seb looked away. With a lump in his throat he said, “Imma get a beer.” And walked away avoiding looking at them. As he walked away he heard the clacking of balls.

“Can I get a beer please.” Seb said as he approached the counter.

“Sure thing buddy.” Gus said.

Seb looked back toward the two playing pool. He leaned against the table and watched as Sam lined up his shot.

Thump. Gus set the beer on the counter next to Seb.

“Thanks,'' Seb said as he picked the beer up and walked back, not even bothering to look at Gus. He walked back toward them, chugging the beer as he went. Drinking the entire thing then slamming it against the edge of the pool table. “I take it, it's my turn.” Seb said, with the added confidence of one beer under his belt. He picked up his pool cue and made his first shot. As they played and the alcohol set in Seb loosened up.

By the end of the game seb had drunk one too many beers. They were tied three ways. It was all up to whoever made this last shot, and it was Sebs turn. He drunkenly lined up his shot as the other two watched, but his hands were shaking. He took a deep breath then felt someone come behind him, grabbing his hands to stabilize them.

“Need some help bro?” Sam said.

Seb could feel Sam's body on his, and it felt incredible. “Thanks.” Seb stammered. Sam helped Seb as he sunk the final shot.

“YOU WON!!” Sam cheered.

But Seb was still in shock from the feeling of Sam's body on his. Suddenly Seb realized that he couldn't back away from the table or else he'd be very embarrassed.

Abby joined in on the cheering before Seb drunkenly said. “Of course I won, I've always been better at pool than you.” His words were a tad slurred but they could still understand him.

“What?” Sam laughed. “You're funny bro.”

“No, I'm serious. I only let you win because…” A wave of nausea hit Seb and he doubled over like he was about to vomit.

“You've had too much to drink, you should probably head home.” Abby came to his rescue.

“Oh I'll walk him.” Sam said.

“No, I got it.” Abby snapped. “Let's get you home pal.” She grabbed his shoulder and helped him to his feet. Leading him outside while he looked at Sam, ashamed.

They were now outside and Abby was leading Seb home. “But, Sam.” Sebastian said.

“What about Sam huh?” Abby prodded him.

“I… He is so cute the way worries about me, and how he plays and his banter.” His words were slurred but he looked at Abby, eyes pleading for someone, anyone to understand him. Suddenly a second wave of nausea hit him and he doubled over and vomited. “shit,” he looked down. Abby got him back up. “Abby.” Seb stopped and looked up at her. “I’m gay.” He looked at her, waiting for the shock to set it. He didn't expect rejection but in his head he knew it was possible. He didn't know any other gay people in pelican town. As far as he knew he was the only one.

Abby raised her eyebrows. “Wow, shocker.” She said with dry sarcasm.

He looked at her and began tearing up. “I don't know what to do.” His tears turned to sobs. “Is that all you have to say?”

“Man you're a mess.” she looked at him. “And I don't care if you're gay, it's pretty obvious to anyone you guys like each other.” He hated the way she said it as if it's not a big deal.

“It is?” Seb said, trying to hold back his sobs.

“Dude, the way you reacted when he put his arms around me.” Then she muttered under her breath, ”Though that did shock me too.” She gave him a look of sympathy. “What are you gonna do about it?”

“I dont know!” Seb cried.

“Well you're gonna have to figure it out. Sams not the brightest but he’ll understand.”

“Should I tell him?” He looked up at Abby, pleading for an answer.

“I don't know man, it's up to you.” That was not the reply he wanted to hear. “It's probably best if you do. I think you'd make a cute couple.”

“Ugh, I just wanna kiss his stupid face.” Seb whined.

They walked home in silence. Seb felt a weight lifted from his shoulders. Finally, he was able to share his feelings with someone other than himself.

#sam stardew valley #sebastian stardew valley #stardew valley #stardew valley fic #winterstar lovers

[arillusionist]

s&b season2ep4 reaction!! book update: i finished seige and storm. it was lwk boring and im literally so mad bc alina deserves SO much better than mal hes such a hoe. anyways

help whats going on i kinda forgot what happened in the last episode

time to go read my own reaction

HELL NAH ITS BEEN A WHOLE WEEK SINCE I WATCHED THIS SHOW?? anyways i kinda remember the last ep now but my reaction is mostly crows stuff so it wasnt That helpful

ANYWAYS

even though mal is muchhhhhh better in the show i like the direction theyre taking with alina actually marrying nikolai

then again i havent read the kos duology (yet) so i dont know anything abt his real romance story so thats probably why i dont mind

stop mal telling alina shes his nation is so cute unlike in the books

and the way they actually do have some chemistry?? im sorry for ever hating you show malina 😔😔

is that the brother i cant tell

why does baghra lwk piss me off ...i cant tell if its because she wont stfu or because shes js boring

GENYA ☹️☹️

🥱🥱

FINALLY

"it'll give me some comfort to know you're with me" ohhhdhfmyygodddd and then her smile ahhhh

i cant tell if inej is mistaking kaz telling her to leave the city as him wanting her gone, when in reality hes js tryna protect her

or if shes just not promising it because she cant

theyre so complicated they make me sick (i love them 😭😭😭)

AWW THE I LIKE YOUR STUPID FACE LINE its different but whatever

WAITT JESPER BASICALLY CALLED HIM AND KAZ BROTHERS AND KAZ DIDNT EVEN DISAGREE?? HE LITERALLY AGREED

no cuz i actually thought kaz was gnna punch him or something but thats nice

no mourners no funerals 🙏🙏

NINA DECKING KAZ HELL YEAH I NEEDED TO SEE THAT

Dont take this as me disliking kaz btw hes my 2nd favorite character i js need to see him being put in his place

i have the most out of pocket thing to say but im not gnna say it

there are two heartrenders right there why dont they just check his pulse to see if hes lying

oh now they do it

i feel like maybe this is how they incorporate the crows into alina's plot - they'll ask them to find the sword since theyre criminals and know more than just the "wider black market"

IM LITERALLY A GENIUS HELLO????

NOT ME PREDICTING IT LIKE 2 SECONDS BEFORE HE SAYS IT

they cant just show kaz and nina for two seconds and then cut to another scene hello

OH NVM its an inej scene 🙏🙏

its so dark i can barely tell whats happening

oh they did the pox thing too they really taking half of crooked kingdom's plot huh

yeah now they decide to explain the plan

kaz is actually being so much like book kaz in this scene

"the trick is not to love anything" YEAH YOU KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT... and with nina in the background too?? i wish inej was here tho like in the books

i think shes busy saving those randos

"something you'd sacrifice everything for and it makes you weak" stop projecting

SIX FEET DEEP

see inej really needs to be here now nina and jesper kinda know his backstory but she doesnt

then again its more meaningful if he tells her on his own time

HIS SMIRK

"im begging you" "are you?" hes not begging but i can

sorry

HIM ASKING FOR THE QUITCLAIM DEED FOR INEJ 🥺🥺 him liquifying everything he owns in the books is still better tho

THE LOOK IS HIS EYES - this is not freddy carter acting as kaz this is LITERALLY kaz

lmfaoo the offended look on toyla's face

WHYD THAT ACTUALLY SCARE ME (the guy sneaking up behind mal)

ok so i have a class so i'll watch the rest later

im backkk

seeing that vasily guys face after a few hours is such a jumpscare like why is he so ugly

bruh i jus realized theyre not gonna do the thing where inej cuts a line above pekkas heart 😐another kanej moment wasted

hjdkfk wylan hiding under the table when jesper asks him out

this conversation is so awkward i keep pausing it 😭

its cute tho

omg just kiss already the tension is getting to me

finally!!! 🙏🙏

WAIT FUCK I JS REALIZED THATS ANOTHER MOMENT WASTED CUZ THEY CANT DO THE JESPER KISSING THE WRONG GUY THING IF THE SPINOFF HAPPENS

im not really liking how they did wesper anyways.... with the whole one night stand thing... 😐

ok. yeah. wow. go from super cute fluffy wesper to kanej angst. yeah. remind me of what i dont have.

kaz saying that theres a weak link in the crew and inej thinks it means her but hes actually talking ab HIMSELF because shes his weakness and shes the person he would sacrifice everything for and AUGHHH

the difference between the show and the books when kaz gives her the paper is crazy

wish they had kept the book's scene fr

waittt is nikolai adopted??

oh he is

tamar and nadia definitely have something going on its already canon that nadia is into girls so!!

did the vasily guy die i hope he did 🙏🙏

why didn't baghra just. do that before. yk BEFORE she got her damn finger cut off

"your obsession with the fold is naive" is bro talking about alina or himself

and thats it watch me wait another week again before watching the next episode 💀

#shadow and bone #grishaverse #sab reaction

[boyinatown]

LOOKISM CHAPTER 431 ( SPOILERS!)

real quick before i start the memes and spoilers.

i have intern weeks coming soon which are 10 weeks , 4 days in a week. from 9 to mf 5 pm/am or somt.

i´ll try my best to update the new chapters and memes! though i can´t guarantee.

i also wanted to say thank you for all ur support , likes and reblogs. it means a lot to me fr ! i´ll try my best to keep you satisfied ( that´s what she said- micheal scott.)

so uh yea, ALSO SPOILERS INCOMING DON´T READ OR CONTINUE IF UR NOT FAR IN LOOKISM!.

jinyeon when samuel kept yelling and begging.

vivi when she almost had to get married:

( i hate that bitch why did she have an happy ending.)

SAMUEL & THAT GIRL IN THE ALLEY :

GOO WHEN HE WAS GETTING HIS SHOT AT THE DOCTOR:

what happened inside goo´s head:

LITEREALLY THE DOCTOR WHEN GOO TALKED ABOUT MURDERING SOMEONE:

THE DOCTOR :

me when jake saved xiaolung from taking the fall damage:

LITEREALLY ME @ JAKE BC WHYD U SAVE HIM STINK NOW HE´S GONNA SEE THAT BITCH 😭 💀

now why did miss drug addiction get a happy ending.. fuck u jake

( litereally come to me i want u )

JAMES IS JOINING WORKRES??? MAN WTFFFF

james one day waking up deciding to start a war:

how eugene felt finally having james on his side:

( he´s gonna get folded chapters later 💀 )

me & @lookismaddict when the last chapters:

how big deal looked to eugene:

dg when eugene told him he knew he murdered someone and took the blame for charles:

james knowing hes gonna eat good

gun listening to charles calling his self old:

crystal listening to her dad ramble about his age:

bonus memes underneath the cut!

EXTRA MEMES BC I LOVE MY MOTIVATION RN,

how zack, vasco & daniel will pull up to workers:

( hudson took the pic 😭 💀)

vasco pulling up to workers:

ENU AND DANIEL 😭 💀

the allied crew with enu:

( daniel´s dog)

Goo pulling up to the fight:

( i love that man 😭 💀)

I JUST KNOW CHARLES DID THIS TO GOO ONCE 😭

how lookism mfs fighting look to non main characters:

LITEREALLY VASCO, ZACK & JAY WHEN HUDSON WALKED IN:

VASCO , ZACK & JAY BULLYING HUDSON WHEN DANIEL ISN´T AROUND:

( DUDE IN THE BACK LOOKS LIKE JAY 😭 💀)

samuel def did this to the car eugene bought him:

I AM FEEDING U LOOKISM FANS SO MUCH OMG 😭 💀

so imma dip tf out, maybe i´ll show up again. LMAO

have this tho .

look at my fav male wifes go ( except hudson fuck him)

#lookism memes #skullsmashr #lookism spoilers! #IM SO TIREDDD #gun is my daddy #goo is my fav male bimbo

[celiastjamesoscar]

Sorry I was at work all day but jumped to open this when I got back!!!

I I dont mean to take @clexa-is-forever job, but I must give an analysis on this!

First off: Starting out with a drunk sword fight, did not expect that but it is genius! 😂

"You're beautiful Sam"

R speaking nothing but facts.

“Oh, thank you. I guess,” Sam trailed off at the end as she felt heat creep up the back of her neck. She’d been called pretty before, and even hot, but you were the first person ever to call her beautiful, and Sam loved it every time the sentence left your lips.

🥺poor baby. You're stunning Sammie!!!!

"You're insufferable"

"I know but you love it"

So, it's that type of relationship, eh 😏

Ok, bust seriously, Sam's hands are goals and I can't blame R

“They are a lot like you; rough, but under the surface, they are extremely soft.”

Why is this so accurate 😭

"I have thoughts about them as well. I wonder what they would feel like-"

😳... R, I'm gonna have to stop you right there for your own good ✋️

"If you ain't first, you're last!"

Is that a Ricky Bobby reference!?!?!?!?!?

"Swear fealty to me"

Sorry girl but I ain't swearing no shit to your short ass (Honestly would tho👀...)

"As the argument grew, you needed space from the loud noises. It wasn’t that you hated being around them; it was just loud noises drained your social battery, and you were ready for peace and quiet."

I am R and R is me

"You don’t know why a bench was up here, crackhead Mike probably brought it up one night, but you were thankful for it."

Crack head Mike being a wingman

Bro! All my scars (there's a lot) mostly have weird stories attached to them!

Anika, I love you, but rot in hell!!! Whyd you have to break it up!? Go find a ladder or something!

"Mi amor"

The way my eyebrows leapt off my head

There's so much more that I want to comment on like how I adored all of the roof scene but I gotta go get some college work done!!!!!

P.S. referring to your response to my last ask, of course I didn't ditch you! You're my favorite Sam author! I also missed chatting with you too! I'll def be sending in my thoughts then!

-🦝

I love reading people’s analyses on my work, so thank you for doing this!!!

My favorite troop is either asshole x asshole, or the “you’re insufferable” “I know but you love it” troop!!! Those two are my favorites!

Sam is just a lovable bear who gives the best hugs!

Nah but R was definitely about to embarrass herself when she was talking about Sam’s hands 😭 drunk words are sober thoughts

That was a Ricky Bobby reference!!!

I did project a little bit when R left because of the loud noises. That stuff just drains my social battery so much

Crackhead Mike has been bringing couples together since I don’t even know how long, but he’s good at his job!

You’re foul for the ladder 😭

Good luck with your collage work!!! I hope it’s going better than mine 😭

#bender chats #🦝 anon

[forjongseong]

hi nana *insert jakes squaring up pose* I'm here to provide ✨ commentary ✨ bcs I'm feel like giving it ;w; dunno of I'd do the same for the rest tho ISKDOEKDO

THIS IS FOR PART 3 JUST SAYING SINCE I JUDT FOUJD OUT I HAVENT READ IT YET EITHER???????????

Are you covering up the hickeys? Did I leave too many? — BOYYYYY YES U PROLLY DID BUT DONT BE SHY, LEAVE SOME MORE“Right, sorry, Boss,” Jay cleared his throat. You looked at him and he winked. It took everything in you not to blush and laugh. — U SLY LITTLE FUCK LMFAO THATS SO HOT STOOOPPPP I LITERALLY GIGGLED

The other staff quickly sipped their morning coffee, or tea, and some were still chewing the snacks they got from the bar. When it comes to morning meetings, you insisted that they store munchies in the snack bar and serve fresh pots of coffee and tea so the staff do not need to worry about getting breakfast and arriving late. — UGH WHAT A QUEEN WE LOVE A COOL BOSS WHO KNOWS THE STRUGGLES IN LIFE AND LETS U GET AWAY WITH IT 🤧

On the other side of the room, Jay gulped. Hearing you say those words reminded him of when you sucked the life out of him in your office. The first of many sinful rendezvous with you. — 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤😵😵😵😵😵🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

“Oh my God,” Keeho suddenly spoke. Sumin and Theo who were sitting next to him turned their heads towards him. “Costume party.”— what if yn just dressed up as a hot CEO which she alrdy is with those tight slacks that show of her ass and those tight fitting button ups 🤤 that'd still also be hot but I'm pretty sure u qint going for that. if they go as some cliche character like Harvey quinn and joke or like a devil and an angel NAHH BITCH IM THROWING U OUT

Jay carefully pulled his hand away, not wanting to feel even more flustered than he was. You chuckled and stood up, patting him on the back before leaving the meeting room. — whyd I find that hot

“I am unemployed,” Beomgyu said with a straight face. The other staff started giggling. — LMFAO GYUUUUU SIDKEKDUAHHAHAHA CACKLING AT THIS DKZODKD THIS IS SO FUNNY NANA SROP

“And there’s your pilot!” Yeonjun shouted, tilting his chin to whoever was behind you. — my face >>> 😳😳😲😲😲😱😱😱😱😱

“You know I don’t tolerate messy,” you eyed the rest of your staff who immediately threw their teasing smiles away. “Stay neat and presentable until the party, then you can let loose.” — LITERALLY FANGIRLING RN I LOVE THID

“No, no, that’s the problem,” you brought your hands to cover your mouth. “I like it a little too much,” your voice trailed off at the end, almost making the last word sound like a whimper. — 🤭🤭🤭🥴🤸‍♀️🦧🦍

After leaning in to kiss your knee, not forgetting to give your thighs a squeeze, Jay stood up and walked out of your office like nothing happened. You began to regret why you approved of your staff’s idea of a costume party. Or maybe you should actually be thanking them. — STOPPPPP HES SUCH A TEASE

You smiled back as you glanced at his nametag. “Hi, Sunoo. You’re dressed as a barista?” — SUNOO AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA

“You said you hated the ocean but you’re surfing now…” — girl.... I'm sorry but I hate this song 😵😵😵😵

“All for you,” you said, unbuttoning his jacket but keeping it on and pulling the belt off. “Sir.” — GOSH STOP IM BLUSHING sorry if Don t commentate much on the smut scenes I'm just too giddy to take the time to comment on every signle little thing but just so u know, I am IN LOVE

“Stop blushing, Park,” you muttered, smiling and picking up your pace to leave him behind you. — CUTEEEEEE AAAA I HOPE THEY GET MARRIED HERE

— oooooh I like the picture taking scene hehehe I'm guessing I have a thing for being recorder/taken a picture of before after or during sex bcs this is such a turn on

“Please excuse my husband,” you said to the old couple as you dragged Jay with you, walking past them and carefully observing them until they disappeared into the elevator. — LMFAOSKCKWOSNSHAHA THIS IS SO FUNNY

“Y/N~” Jay called you by your name this time, added with a touch of adorable sulkiness. — AAWWWWWWW JAYYYYYY WHAT A CUTIIEEEE ALSO the following convo after this LMFAO ALSO VER HILAROUS I love how outrageous, blunt, and somewhat demanding jay Jay (in a good way)

Jay clicked his tongue and the elevator dinged. “Who needs sleep when I could be having sex with you?” — JAY THAT WAS SO HOT (293393929)

It was then that Jay realized you weren’t getting tired of him or trying to get rid of him. He instantly felt bad. Pouting, he took your hand on his face, brought it to his lips and kissed the back of your hand. — NO JAY MY BABY DONT BE INSECURE OR ANYTHING you're the literal most sweet hearted boy ever I'm so soft for both this character and the man he is irl🤧

“I love you.” — AAAHHHH ITS STARTING OMG GO PROPOZE AND GET MARRIED AND LIVE A HAPPILY EVER AFTER PLEASE I BEG

“Crimson red,” he answered. The color of your lipstick. The color of his chin after you first made out with him in your office. The color of his intense feelings for you. — oooooooooo OMGGGGGGGG THATS CUTEEEE

THERE YOU GO BITCH IT WAS AMAZING NOW I TAKE A BREAM AND THEN READ PART 3.5

APPRECIATE THIS LONG FEEDBACK THAT MIMICS THE WAY I DO IT FOR OTHER WRITERS /CHEERS /CLINKS GLASSES

You chuckled and stood up, patting him on the back before leaving the meeting room. — whyd I find that hot

IT IS HOT ISN'T IT???

IF YOU HATE THE SONG WHY NOT KEEP IT TO YOURSELF INSTEAD OF ADDING IT TO THE FEEDBACK? I LOVE BAM BAM GET OUTTTT

“Who needs sleep when I could be having sex with you?” — JAY THAT WAS SO HOT (293393929)

Jay really said "I got a bed but I'd rather be in yours tonight"

WAITING FOR YOUR SCREAMING ABOUT PART 3.5 it's half the length of the usual parts aksdhajkshdas AND THEN YOU STILL HAVE PART 4 TO READ HELPPPPP PACE YOURSELF

#nanaanswers #from.mirai #nanafeedbacks #fic: millones

[rikiislvr]

🫧 fake it till you make it (3)

read part one and two first before reading this to understand the story! enjoy <3

after a long week of fake dating, friday came like a breeze, you were at home trying to find something to wear to this party.

you sighed and pulled out a white-pinkish dress you had recently bought, it was really pretty and had transparent sleeves with little flowers.

you decided to wear your hair down once in a lifetime, and decorated yourself in jewelry and other things before you heard the doorbell ring,

you heard the door open, it was your mom who opened it, “oh! aren’t you a handsome boy, are you here for my daughter?” you heard her ask,

you sighed and quickly ran downstairs and saw niki in the doorstep with grey pants and a black shoe sleeve, and his infamous black eye makeup.

gosh you emo.. you thought. but he definitely pulled the look off.

niki looked up at you, first thing he noticed was your hair. it was down. you usually wore it back or up in styles for school, but it was down.

and it framed your face so well.

“mom.. this is my-

“boyfriend.” niki finished.

your moms eyes grew, “oh you never told me about him? he’s cute..” she winked at you, you felt your face heat up, “okay mom.. we’ll be leaving now.” you nod walking past and beside niki, “have fun- you’ll tell me more about him when you come back..” she points to you before closing the door.

you face palmed yourself in embarrassment. “whyd you say boyfriend. this isn’t even real.” you push nikis shoulder, “it’s cute. relax.” he rolled his eyes and you two began to walk.

jungwons house wasn’t too far from yours, from what you remembered since you went over there a lot last year.

once you two arrived you saw how packed the inside was already, people holding cups outside but most of them were inside.

“ready?” you ask niki, he shrugged and grabbed your hand, “sure.” he began to walk to the door pulling you with him.

you guys went inside and the music filled your ears, people all over the place, jeez- you forgot how popular jungwon was before he moved.

“oh! hey!” you heard jungwon call from your right, he walked up to you two, “nice to see you guys.” he smiled at you both, niki just stared at him, “thanks won. where’s the drinks?” you ask him.

“kitchen.” he smiled, “i’ll be back, in the meantime, watch my boyfriend.” you say and glanced at niki, his grip on your hand tightened as you began to let go, you gave him ‘let me go’ eyes and he sighed before letting you go, as you made your way to the kitchen.

niki stood there with jungwon, “well- let me show you around since it’s your first time.” jungwon says and walked off, niki scoffed before following him.

“so? do you still like y/n?“ niki asked making jungwon freeze in his movements, “why ask?” he turned to him.

“i see the way you flirt with her- the way you look at her. you still have feelings for her dont you?” niki asked, “do YOU like her? like actually? and not just trying to get back at me?” jungwon scoffed.

niki raised an eyebrow, “me? oh i love her-

“cool, where’d you get your watch?” jungwon cut him off and painted to nikis black watch, “my dad got it.” niki stared at him. “real?” jungwon tapped his nail on the glass of the watch.

“yes.” niki scoffed, “please. that’s as fake as you and y/n’s relationship.” jungwon smirked, niki felt his heart drop, how’d.. how’d he know?

“what are you—“ “you don’t think i notice? it’s pretty obvious. you two hate each other, probably fake dating just to get back at me. which- i really don’t care.” he shrugged.

nikis heart dropped once again. why? well..

if he was being honest- he was enjoying this. this fake dating with you, yeah he hates you but, he enjoyed the little arguments you guys had over a small little cheek kiss. it made his heart warm in a way he’s never felt with any girl.

only the girl he doesn’t even like.

he’s fallen. for you. something he’ll never admit but it’s the truth. nishimura riki had developed real feelings with you.

how could he not? you guys practically fought like a married couple anyways. so now that the person who caught on to the act which was FOR him, he knew y/n would tell him they could drop the act now, and go back to being strangers who hate each other.

which he didn’t want this to come to a end. atleast not yet..

“do you like her niki? do you really have feelings for her?” jungwon asked as niki snapped out of his thoughts, he took in a deep breathe.

“yes..” he sighed. jungwons eyes lit up, “i knew it wasn’t fake. you need to tell her..” jungwon shook his head. “i cant.. you think she feels the same? she hates me.. i’m such a asshole to her.” niki sighed.

“then stop.” jungwon shrugged. “what..?” niki looked up at him, “if you don’t like the way you treat her then stop.. treat her better. show her you care for her. change her mind, and if you want- i’ll play along onto this little ‘act’ to keep this ‘relationship’ going.” jungwon held out his hand for niki.

niki hid his smile at jungwons actions, he was being so nice and niki was such a ass to him, niki shook his head, “thanks man.” he smiled, jungwon shut his eyes as he nodded, “of course.”

“looks like.. you two—“ hiccup

“looks like you two m-made up..?” you dragged your words together, they both looked at you and niki sighed, “how much did you drink, y/n?” he asked,

“n-not much.. hiccup— just a bit..” you giggled, “ohhh my boyyyfrienndd..” you giggled at niki with a wink before falling in his arms, “dude.. do you have alcohol out?” niki caught you in his arms.

“yeah but- it’s not strong, unless you drink a lot.” jungwon says eyeing you, niki turned to you and you were a giggling mess in his arms, “i’m gonna.. take her home.” niki says to jungwon and he nods helping you two out the door,

niki tried to hold your arm as you walked but it was too much for you as you kept stumbling damn there to the ground, so niki just put you on his back, “don’t throw up on me.. god..” niki whispered and began to walk you home.

-

your mom was sleeping, so niki had to get the key out of your pocket to unlock your door, he was now inside your house for the first time,

he thought to himself, where’s your room?

he turned his head back and forth with you knocked out on his back, until he began going up the stairs quietly, he examined each room, and the one with pink bed sheet is what caught his eye and walked inside.

he began to look at little photos of you on your mirror, but decided to put you down first, he laid you on the bed as you groaned and went back unconsciousness.

he chuckled and shook his head at your state, “dummy. don’t drink so much next time.” niki ruffled your hair and put your blanket over you, and you cuddled against your pillow,

niki stopped smiling as he looked at you as you slept, he realized you looked a lot more peaceful and less scary as you slept.

you looked like, in his eyes, an angel.

he shook his head and his head turned back to your vanity mirror, looking at all the polaroid pictures, but one caught his eye.

you were laying flat on your bed and you held the camera up, smiling into the camera and held up a peace sign, his heart melted at the photo.

“so annoying.. but so pretty..” he scoffed, he hesitantly reached for the photo, unsticking it and staring at it more, his smiling growing at you.

he then heard you shuffle behind him, he quickly out of panic put the photo in his pocket and quickly stumbled to the door,

“sleep well, y/n.” he smiled to you before leaving your room.

a/n: i’m actually rlly liking where this series is going, also lmk if you’d like to be on my taglist for little series and drabbles i make in the future!

tl: @noblub-4ulolz @certified-ni-ki-lover <3

#enhypen #niki enhypen #nishimura riki #niki x reader #riki nishimura x reader #enhypen fluff #enhypen niki #niki fluff #mae’s works —!

[sprinklethetangerine]

Life Update: I'm dying lmao

Well, not really, but I am still very much not okay physically. Mentally? I was never okay mentally.

To really understand the gravity of the situation, you must first understand that I NEVER, and I mean NNEEEVVVER get even a MILD fever. I could be dying on the floor, and I assure you my temp would be a perfect 37°C (Farenheit freaks, you guys can Google what it is for you, I'm not ur mom) not even when I was ACTUALLY dying of like a really really bad sickness that almost killed me did I have a fever. I used to say, "The day I have a fever is the day the world ends." That's a lie, but I would've totally said it a lot more often if I knew this would happen simply because it would be so fucking funny.

So now that you understand how I literally NEVER get a high temperature like ever, let me tell you what exactly happened.

Yk how I said I was sick before? Well, when I went to school today, lovely, beautiful school, my cold went from a 6... to a THIRTY EIGHT. For the first time in my ENTIRE LIFE, I had a fever. And not even a mild fever it was BAD. Like the nurse looked so concerned when she read it, she didn't even tell me what it was. She like called my mom, and she was so urgent about me going home immediately before it gets worse. She said like "Hopefully, it'll get better, but if it doesn't, uhm..." and I'm just there like... what happens if it doesn't get better... bestie... bestie, what happens, whyd you stop... BESTIE? That was the most terrifying pause of my life. Sixteen years of life without a single fever, and now I get this. An almost hospitalization. It's a good thing it didn't get worse.

#oh well #the lore expands i suppose #how i almost died at school and am very lucky a teacher noticed i was not okay or i never woulda went to the nurse myself

[mybloodyfamousprophets]

full disclaimer if you know me you aren't reading this. you don't know who this is about.

we were having fun, in the summer sun,

we were both in love but it wasn’t us,

you talked to her for months, i loved him once before, when i was still with him, i knew my heart for sure,

but i just tossed him away, you’re nowhere to be seen, reaching for my phone, cause think you’re calling me, but no!

Jane, where did you go? and whyd you feel i didn’t have to know? why jane are you running? oh i just wish you’d text or call or something, but you’re with her and you’re happier, and I’m without, mind is lost no doubt

back before the masks, we were skipping class, sophomores getting bored, we were moving fast,

i met you in the west, we saw a film and laughed, that old arcade was cash, comedy on snap,

give a knock out punch with your left fist, i know you could pin me down with the right kick,

i thought you were the right guy, had you on my mind, open eyes, for that hockey boy, brown hair blue eyed, we were walking in the snow when the dream died,

you looked me in the eye, said you didn’t like guys, i was about to cry, let you be, took a while to be fine, got you off of my mind, no one really cares if you lied, two years later saw you on the street "hey i'm bi", leave me stranded, seen, disappear with no goodbye, so

Jane, where did you go? and whyd you feel i didn’t have to know? and could i tell you something? i'm waiting for your call and hearing nothing, but i know you’re with her, you’re much happier and I’m getting lost, soul saved at what cost?

on a friday summer night, you and your girl were here, she was feeling sick cus she drank too many beers,

held her by the hand and walked her to the car, said you were her man and you'd never go too far,

your girlfriend headed home, you laid down in my room, you stayed and watched a film, viktor bout and his doom,

i think back to then, i made a good choice, i couldve had you then if i was a bad boy,

you laid by my side on my tight little bed, pillow so soft where you placed your head, under covers with me the lights are all red, no space for three, things i never said, if this was today i'd do something i regret, you can't lose it all and fuck up what's left, cling to a memory this won't happen now, you're happier with her and i'm barely here now

~

moonlit cinema filled my room in, your last excuse to be close to me, boring shows you sleep on my body, skin to skin your arms too touchy,

know that it's wrong but i knew you were longing, waited too long didnt see her coming, i still had my soul let your advances go, but if this happened today i wouldn't say no, least that night you wanted me, if i said i didn't too i'd be lying

but that night we made our partners go, you really wanted to be alone, trains not running so you stay the night, but that's not what i saw in your eyes,

i wonder what you would've done to me, four blue eyes sun in pisces, both taken but you weren't dating me, sexual tension wasn't make believe, can't trust instinct but i see what i see,

don't lie to me like lying men, like when you said you felt nothing then, that's not true, i know what i saw, play me more so the harder i'll fall, your touch is electric so give me a shock, staying the night i'll blow off your socks!

~

but let’s be off the books, i could your experiment, no record no CD, no CCTV,

no camera the second you kissed me, and now i write about what could've been, while you made out with her on halloween, and i was drunk at that house party, ex put his hands all over me, liqour just made me feel empty, hands on my body electrify me, but his touch defiled me,

~

so you walked out the door, but what if you didn't? stayed in the sheets, feelings i was missing, past self had a prophetic vision,

i wanna make mistakes tonight, while you're in this room you're mine, no one'd know of our love crimes, troubled feelings of delight,

and if you would've stayed the world could've changed right there, branded and labelled but no, i wouldn't care, i would run my hand through your jet black hair, and you'd touch my body everywhere, cause i know desire when i see it, fire behind your eyes you feel it, regret on your face i see it, inhibition had you reeling, we couldn't leave our boyfriends tearing, you decided you were leaving,

thought you were camping, your tent pitched, so hard, dreaming together but we're sleeping apart, you're on my couch, take your briefs off, you're breathing, breathe you in, im california dreaming,

i had a messy dream of what couldve been, a story time world where we both were free, free to feel your arm strong grip on me, and you know that touch is my life's meaning, and i know you like that warm feeling im giving you feel me, you lock eyes with me, you take your hands, you hold me now, lift up your shirt, i pin you down, i shift your gears, put you in drive, flip me around give you a ride, got enough diesel to last all night, going rounds 2, 3, 4, 5, no half truths just naked minds, know that you’ll never be mine

i got with him when you got with her, taste of that thought makes me bitter, a year and a half wasted on sinner, type he wanna cheat on me with the phone i gave him, i dont know why i stayed with him,

if i had no regrets then i would be lying, back to the start, the one i was eyeing, i noticed you first on the very first day, wish i told you what i really had to say, and you changed!

but you've only aged like a fine wine, too bad truly i can't make you mine, i know that you're happy and im not holding out, but if anything happened i'd give you my time cause you give a good hug, a good laugh, a good cry, i wish you were still just a friend of mine, i wont go low for a taken man but god you're a prize that i'd cheat to have, if you ever crop her out of your story, give me a shout and say that you’re sorry, thoughts of you, no habit of mine, one song for you, choke on every line, you don't talk to me now but i hold out some hope, want you close and if you came back my doors never closed, ring my phone pick up hello, meet you there i'm about to go,

feels a little wrong to write this verse, the words taste best when they hurt the worst, its on my mind and ive been thinking, mask it out by a little drinking, but why didn't i get to you first, stuck with him and it left me cursed, and i sure know you aren't perfect, but i'd try and make it worth it, doing all this pointless yearning, you're happy and i'm here burning, smoke fills up a cloud of desire, as i step in to your fire

[secretsappyabode]

HOWDY TIFF I ADORE YOU✨🧡!!!! Please know my DMs are always open to you, I also hope you're doing well✨🧡🥺!!!! I wanted to also thank you for your sweet words on my Texiarty art, I laughed reading your tags about the monarchy you're so valid actually?? The only kingdom Jim and I care to rule is the one existing inside our home 👉🏽👈🏽

I wanted to also come ask!!!! Can you 👁️👁️ walk me through first kiss ideas between you and Ford vs you and Stan???? I'd love to hear about it, I think first kisses are so precious and know that there's so much potential regarding your ship with both brothers :3c

Sunny @tex-treasures

SUNNY WAAAAAA AND SAME TO U MY FRIEND plz know u can dm me anytime u wanna as well!!! 🥺

(and yknow what that’s perfectly valid ur kingdom is ur home and I bet it’s a lovely one at that)

HOOOOOO FIRST KISSES (slams fists on table continuously) MY JAM!!!! Ur so right the POTENTIAL!!!! the FLAVOURS!!!!! first kisses are very precious, and honestly it’s hard to figure out what wld be The First Kiss yknow? cuz u cld go so many ways…….. but here’s what i got hehhehe

Ford

we’d both be super shy abt it i just KNOW IT

ford wld try to initiate first, but chicken out at the last second. i feel like he’d overthink it and believe he’s moving too fast, so he quickly makes an excuse and leaves

he’s be up all night thinking abt how to go abt it, pouring thru any romance novels and dating guides he can get his hands on. he’d lose sleep cuz he can’t figure out when the right time is!

he thinks I don’t notice his attempts but I do, and I patiently wait at first.

eventually it gets too much to bear. like one day ford could be explaining something to me

“any questions?” “yeah i got one.” “yes?” “do you plan on kissing me ever???”

bewildered he’s like “wait you’ve been noticing my attempts this whole time?? why didn’t you do anything abt it??” “idk i wanted to see how long it took. and it’s not like i knew how to go abt it either. i never kissed before!” he chuckles at this and says “well that makes two of us. why don’t we figure it out together?”

so it happens. i close my eyes and he cups my face, stroking my cheek with his thumb. it’s subtle but I can hear his breathing, and I can tell he’s stalling a little bit. he leans it quick, and the kiss is soft and tentative.

Stan

now technically we had TWO seperate ‘first kisses’

the first time was when i arrived back in gravity falls, halfway through when stan was running the mystery shack (so were both in our mid 40s)

at this point, hes heard word of fords girlfriend so hes a little (very) nervous. would she be able to tell? would she figure it all out? how would she react? would she understand? as far as stan cld tell, i didnt pick up on anything strange over our phone calls. so far so good, right?

its almost like a big town event. a large group of townies congregate at the shack waiting for me to pull up in my car. (stan is SWEATING BULLETS cuz holy shit why are there so many people here??? geez sixer you really know how to pick em. whyd she have to be famous in this stupid town????)

so i arrive, and stan and i meet halfway from the shack and my car. its super silent. all i can do is stare at him and stan is freaking out. shit. she KNOWS im not him

i move forward grab him by the collar and dip him into a BIG ASS KISS. the townies woop and cheer, for their fave couple is back together again.

little do they know im actually just dipping him far enough that it appears were close, but were not actually kissing. classic theatre magic. the little the townies know the better. “you can relax.” i mutter “i know youre not ford. just act natural and head back to the house.”

stan is just SO CONFUSED LIKE......hwuh? huh??? wha-what?? (is she really trusting me that much already???) before he can say anything else, were already running to the shack.

the second time was more genuine. at this point we had marriage papers signed to make the relationship of ford and i more “official” to the public. the less suspicion the better.

the kids were arriving for the summer soon. stan was having doubts about being a good caretaker for them, about reactivating the portal, about getting ford back, everything was getting to him and i could tell he was tearing himself down for it

i reassured him that he has worked so fucking hard for all of this, and that if ford couldnt see that, it was his problem. that he cares so much for this family and that was one of the things that made me love him so much

“w-wait, wait, you...you love me?” “yes i love you??? how could i not after everything weve been through all these years??”

the confession shocks the both of us. years of denial and secret pining has led to all this. we both just thought we were playing along to keep up the charade, but now that we realize its all real....and that it always has been...

he immediately pulls me in for a kiss. its firm but passionate, and he was practically clinging to my shoulders. it was the culmination of our feelings, all finally being laid bare.

as if he had woken up from a dream, he stops and immediately moves away from me. were both just staring wide eyed. did we just...?

“SHIT UHH I JUST REMEMBERED THAT I HAVE TO BE IN ANOTHER PLACE GOTTA GO BYE” and he takes off

im just sitting there almost frozen, processing what just happened. welp, theres no denying it now. i cup the side of my face. “..............huh.”

#SHITTTT THIS GOT LONG LMAO #and this was sitting in my drafts for ages among other asks ;;;A;;; #i thank you for your patience my friend!!!!! the effort you put into sending me asks and stuff is deeply appreciated :''''''''') #lovely people #ford loving hours #stan loving hours

[asmossimp]

Could you do an MC who is like Komi from Komi can't communicate

Komi-san in the devildom..

your doomed .. first of all YES and second why didnt i think of this like-?? omg I luv u 💝 thank you anon and enjoy😭

summary: you being god dam pretty/handsome/beautiful or whatever youd like 👁 and a verry unintelligible introvert

characters : brothers , im also doing the undatables^^

warnings: introverts?? 😅 some swears please click off if your not comfortable ok 👀? oh plus no spell check.. a bit of yandre mentions in mammons part 👁

prounouns : gender neutral ( if i make a mistake please tell me 😅)

Lucifer

his thoughts at first when he met you was that you were very pretty/handsome but.. if you had an ugly soul then all of that beauty would have gone to waste.. truly but when he looked at you he noticed how you acted much like a cat... a scared one for sure.

After diavolo introduced himself he also introduced his brothers and himself but he realized how you didn't speak.. it wasn't written in your file that you were mute...

had the shock made you mute???

was that possible for humans..

luckily satan stepped forward and realized he had read about something called "selective mute" to that you apparently nodded a bulb had been set off in his head he gave you a paper and pen he had on the student council meeting table and gave it to you you wrote quickly but elegantly all while looking beautiful while doing it truly his brothers were gaping but he payed them no mind

as you wrote on the paper " can I go back home after ? "

polite thats what your personality appeared to Lucifer.. at least your soul didn't look tainted or had too much pride as he knows pride can make even the prettiest people ugly..

after a while he realises you want to make friends by looking at the way your eyes slowly drift over people who talk with others and seem like they are having fun like a longing...

well that wouldnt be a problem if youd like to communicate but it seemed that you had a bit more scary appearance when you talked to people..

were all humans this peculiar?

the first time you slowly spoke infront of his brothers he swears he saw heart eyes coming out of their eyes..

were these people really his brothers??

but ..

he willl admit his heart did skip a beat aswell hearing your voice the first time 😌

truly after all the incidents that took place through the first few months you still remained quite and kind but...

asmo,solomon and satan had a mission ..

to get you to be able to make friends with atleast 10 people (ironic)

but..

lucifer had high expectations from them after all they were his brothers (not solomon he dosent expect shit from him-)

" this will be a interesting year.. wont it mc"

Mammon

are all humans like this..?

his first thoughts were why would somone like you want to be mute ??

let alone Someone that pretty/handsome??

it just couldn't be understood by him..

not that he understood alot but..

you made him flustered just by looking at him

"eh dont look at me like that im sorry I asked for 'ya wallet alright-"

the way you looked at him staring so intensely made him a bit scared of you like..

you were just too cool like a hero 🙇👑

little did he know you were just scared

oh my but over time you slowly comforted to him since he always protected you even though he acted like it was a chore to just talk to you..

he was lying.

talking to ya made his day night and century if anything

but a few weeks back before lucifer made a meeting on helping you make friends..

no way-!

he was the only friend who is worthy of mc's friendship he wont allow it-!

it ended up happening.

"dammit whyd ya need any more friends ya got the great mammon hes worth a hundred of 'em dumb lesser demons?"

jealous little puppy arent ya ^^

the first time you spoke infront of him and his brothers oh dear yknow that meme were the eyballs go out of the socket??

ya he llooked like that meme exactly.

cue dissapointed lucifer-

hes was so flusrterd 'cause ya know you looked so cute/hot/ whatever youd like but he was also jealous cause he should have been the only one to have heard that voice like why should his brothers deserve to hear it too!

"ehhh! why are ya speaking here infront of my brothers 'ya should only let the great mammon hear it!"

a/n: im sorry im gonna do the next part with all of the brothers haha-

also omfg barbatos song is so good💀

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me x mc #obey me brothers #obey me lucifer #obey me lucifer x mc #obey me lucifer headcanons #komi can't communicate #komi san has a communication disorder #komi san #obey me mammon #obey me mammon x reader #obey me mammon headcanons

[plutowrites]

MY ANGEL MY BABY MY LOVE MY EVERYTHING HEHEHEE IM here to participate 😽😽

THIS is very much how I’ve been dressing recently - basic top, blue mom jeans and my classic high top converse (they’re kinda platform too 😩😩)

Oh baby we know I love friends to lovers - esp mutual pining and then oh damn…. I like them huh 😕

I ask questions like a toddler all day every day LMAOOO - like whatever pops into my head I speak before I think and I’m the kinda person where when we watch a movie for the first time together I’m still asking questions and talking throughout the whole things (who’s that? Whyd they do that? Where are they rn? What’s going on?) <- ALL OF THEM LOL

OK OBVIII jjk it’s just fitting for what I’ve been reading recently hehehe <333

OK BABY I LOVE YOU HEHEHE TY AND MWAH <333

HI MY LOVELY!! I WAS this close to matching u with geto just to further my own agenda but alas

I MATCH YOU WITH...

TOGE INUMAKI

OH this match is PERFECT and i know how much you love him but do you know how much i love him FOR you?

he'll totally tease you thru texts when the two of you are watching a movie together and you're asking a bunch of questions, he'll call you a toddler for it but finds it very cute that you say whatever's on your mind

he will watch every single horror film with you and sometimes if it's too suspenseful he like leans into your shoulder to cover his eyes a bit and it's so adorable

YOUR TWILIGHT MARATHON BUDDY. he actually told u in the middle of the relationship that he hasn't seen a single twilight movie in full (he remembers seeing bits and pieces of it here and there but has never sat down and watched it all the way through) ANDDD so ofc you make him watch w/ you and he loves your commentary. will text you "bunny, where the hell have you been loca?" if he hasn't seen u in a while💀

expects you to be kissing him 24/7. like he wants you tug his collar down and kiss him all the time because you're his gf and what else are you good for? hehe jk but srsly he rlly is a BIG kisser and he's so good at it too

your book supplier. he always buys you books and sometimes they're so random?? the modern art history of Czechoslovakia was recently given to you.

he's an avid manga reader so you two have that in common. will ask to read the same one as you so he makes you rest your head on his shoulder and he waits until you indicate that you're done before he turns the page :(((

bunny you're singing voice is so mf good and inumaki loves hearing it, even if your humming under your breath it's very relaxing for him and he's in awe of all your talent

stalks your spotify.

MAKES YOU PLAYLISTS OMG. and the titles are so CORNY and he does it on purpose to be cringe cuz he knows it will make you smile

always sending u shitposts. see exhibit A:

#this is soo long overdue i haven't had time these past couple of days arghhh #but hehe i'm back #pluto answers #pluto matches

[kai-harada]

OMG ok how about kakyoin and Josuke 4?

Kakyoin

Do I like them: ABSOLUTELY, he’s such an interesting character!!

5 good qualities:

1. I love seeing him figure shit out, and just his creative solutions to stuff!! I think about how he beat Death 13 by getting his stand inside Death 13’s head and everything a lot. ALSO his gaming against Telence D’Arby

2. His loyalty, just how dedicated he is to sticking with the crusaders. That moment when he decided to join them and mirrors Jotaro’s words back at him was just :’))

3. Kakyoin goes h a r d sometimes and tbh it kinda slaps ngl!! It’s such an interesting contrast between here’s this polite albeit blunt dude who’s very loyal to his friends, but also if you piss him off he will fuck you up and I think that’s very Cool of him :))

4. His bravery. God the fact he confronted Dio at all speaks volumes about Kakyoin, Kakyoin knows exactly what Dio can do and has dealt with the pain that Dio has inflicted upon him, but he still stands up to him and fights him. He’s a tough kid

5. I love his character design in general aksksks His red wavy head flop bang(?) and his epic gamer sunglasses are Great and I want to steal his earrings

3 bad qualities:

1. Sometimes Kakyoin goes too hard, like maybe feeding shit to a baby isn’t the Best thing to do?? Every time I remember that scene I gag

2. Bruh whyd they have to take him out for a good chunk of the story?? That’s not his fault but damn. It’s like well he’s in the hospital OH NOW HES BACK, and now he’s Dead. Like ok

3. Is a gamer😔😔😔

Favorite episode/etc.: Ok BESIDES THE ENDING, the episodes with him fighting Death 13. Just I loved the horror elements of those two episodes but also like I said above, seeing Kakyoin figure shit out and how he defeated Death 13 was So Cool, like those episodes were really for him to shine in imo

OTP: Ehhhhhhh I wouldn’t call him and Jotaro an OTP but they’re fine? Him just being alone romantically is also really chill

BROTP: Him and Polnareff!!

OT3: This is Platonically and in a brotp way, but him and the crusaders in general :’))

NOTP: Any Adult and also Ryoko🤢🤢

Best quote: When he told Polnareff to attack the canteen and Polnareff was like “why don’t you do it???” and Kakyoin was just like “Because I Don’t Want To” hdjdjfkk

Headcanon: I’ve said this before but I really headcanon him as autistic. Ngl, his backstory of feeling isolated from his peers and being unable to connect with other kids and everything reminded me of when I was a kid. Also like how he starts listing facts about the countries he’s in to the other crusaders, like warm cola and what not. It’s nice thinking that maybe like cultural anthropology is a special interest of his :) He just reads as autistic to me in general tbh which makes me smile

Josuke

Do I like them: YES, ONE OF MY FAVORITE JOJO CHARACTERS!! He is my Favorite JoJo, he’s so good and I love him so much :’DDDDD

5 good qualities:

1. THE FACT THAT HIS STAND’S MOST UNIQUE ABILITY IS HEALING AND WHAT THAT SAYS ABOUT JOSUKE AS A PERSON!!!! ITS JUST?? Like when Jotaro says how much of a gift Josuke has in a world where people just try to crush each other or smthn is just so👌👌😭😭😭😭

2. I love how he can go from angry to goofy in like a couple seconds lmao

3. How he interacts with Koichi and Okuyasu, any episode that has a part dedicated to their friendship is always So Good

4. Maybe this sounds weird, but I like that he’s Just Some Dude in a lot of ways. Like beyond his stand, imo he’s very relatable, he’s just an easy character to connect with I think which is Neat

5. He’s Just A Good Kid Tbh, every time I see Josuke I smile, he is just Good :)

3 bad qualities:

1. Bruh, turning someone into a book is kinda hardcore (but then again Terunosuke did hurt Tomoko so y’know)

2. I remember wishing in the beginning he was more cognizant that Shigechi is just a middle school kid, like yeah he’s being a brat, he’s a child bro

3. Doesn’t like turtles >:( /j

Favorite episode/etc.: The Shigechi’s Harvest episodes and the one where him and Okuyasu go to Tonio’s restaurant, I love seeing him be goofy with his friends :’))) ALSO the one where he fights Yuya holy shit the Motorcycle Scene!!

OTP: Him and Okuyasu are p Neat

BROTP: Him and Koichi and Okuyasu, the Dudes

OT3: I don’t think I have one??

NOTP: Any adult yet again, special note to Rohan, not only is Rohan an adult but they also hate each other’s guts, I Despise that ship

Best quote: How he reacts when Okuyasu comes back to life, just he loves his friends so much and it’s so good😭😭😭😭

Headcanon: Him and Okuyasu sometimes have prank wars with each other (nothing crazy like the YouTube shit, I mean genuinely fun silly stuff y’know?) Koichi prefers just watching from the sidelines, always with a smile on his face and/or a look of concern akskd

#uppertwist #asks #thank you so much for the ask pal!!

[tay6119]

Haunted Mansion

Fingers crossed this recap actually gets to see the light of day lmao

Thankful to you guys for being patient with me with the past malfunctions :)

All I have to say before we begin is GEORGE!!! and honestly just the line up y'all i'm sobbing it's so good

- Future :oooo and like near future :oooooo

- I almost forgot abt the transition screen it is still very poggers

- ofc we open to Ranboo and Tubbo being cute

- So Connor is just Connor??? Again??

- Love the obvious tension between Rash and Karl as it should be

- DREAMS (Francis) SKIN IM SCREAMING

- Connor canonically has a lot of friends in prison

- TECHNO WITH THE CRINGE

- Punz is a Chad "I do my fair share of sports" yes you sound like you know what you're talking abt

- GEORGE IS GREG LOLNERDDDD

- Of course "francis" would say "greg" is pretty cool smhh

- TUBBO AND RANBOO AS TWINS SUPREMACY

- Ash and Zach my beloveds

- Pork 'ems (porkums? porkims?) ... ah yes

- Techno really said "no <3"

- GUMP MY BELOVED

- TUBBO AND RANBOO ARE SO CUTE EVEN JUST IN THE BACKGROUND PLEASE

- Dream's character being a bitch transcends time <3

- "I wish I knew how to sit down" PLEASE

- They're so unhinged I love them

- Is this gonna lead to murder again...

- NOT THE SONIC JOKE KARL

- FRANCIS IS SO UNHINGED PLEASE don't be mean to Gump :(

- DANG GEORGE ROASTING DREAM AFTER HE CALLED U COOL

- G L A T T... guess he finally woke up

- "he smells of cigarettes..." "yea... and bad decisions"

- George 10/10 acting love to see it

- Schlatt canonically read the bible and now believes in capitalism

- MANTOPIA

- his hat is cute :((

- what is going on we're back to duck duck goose? WHERE IS THIS GOING KARL

- no.. it's not circle time.. it's bean time

- HOW DO U GET MICHEAL FROM RASH

- tubbo and ranboo move so in sync and it's so cute I- juyhtgrfed

- GEORGE IS STILL RUNNING

- "how the fuck do I stand up"

- Bitcoin is now canon, apparently

- Karl has no idea how stocks work and is just going with it and honestly what a mood-

- "I'm drinking in real life" "Can I have some" BBH UR NOT HELPING UR CASE WITH DRUNKBOYHALO

- Schlatt canonically is attracted to Greg

- "Why is he flirting with Greg that's just a terrible decision" WHY IS IT A TERRIBLE DECISION RANBOO WHY IS IT A TERRIBLE DECISION

- HOLY SHIT THAT BUILD-

- this thing is masssiiivvvvee, is it fr on the smp?? like how far out?? lmfao

- this place is rated 3.5 stars...

- I CANT GET OVER HOW CRAZY COOL THIS LOOKS WHAT THE HECK NONE OF THE OTHER MAPS LIKE MILDLY COMPARE

- "Hey, Mr. Schlatt" Sapnap ur so cute

- DREAM DONT ABUSE THE CHILDREN IN THIS LIFE TOO

- "one of you has to press my very special button" alright.. then...

- command block???

- NOT TUBBO CALLING SCHLATT SENILE

- "I hope it makes you go away" TECHNO PLEASE

- connor is gone?? crab rave??

- Yes Techno we can tell u tried ur best

- WHYD HE SAY IT LIKE THAT

- ofc francis would think Schlatt is awesome

- guess it's over now

- oooo a little thingy game challenge thing to light up some beacons :o

- DONT MAKE FUN OF THE HAT TECHNO IS BEST NEWSBOY

- "you handsome- you cute" Schlatt really be flirting with Francis and Greg all over the place

- a piece of dirt is equal to connor- Techno I-

- "my friends would never betray me" Techno u have way too much faith in these people

- "I miss Porkums" Tubbo is us

- Tubbo is RUNNING for them Haribos but could give two shits abt Connor ujyhtgrfe

- RASH GINRTHTJOH

- "should we kill francis" YEAH DO IT

- "eh it's fine we're all unstable sometimes" RANBOO PLEASE

- Schlatt was canonically picked last during dodgeball

- TUBBO LMFAO

- Gump "fell down the stairs"

- gump is immortal confirmed?

- SCHLATT WITH THE FLIRTING AGAIN

- not the lavender town theme oh god

- NOT THE STATISTICS AND DREAM SAYINH HES UP FOR THE TASK

- SCHLATT IS GONE CRAB RAVE

- "mY iMmErSiOn"

- ooo this bridge thingy is cool :oo

- WHYD HE SAY FRANCIS LIKE THAT

- "I recon they're dating or something" TUBBO PLEASE

- BBH is a real king, he just runs with all the awful things they make canon abt him

- THERES SO MANY EXPLOSIONS OMG

- George really heard Dream say he thought his screams were funny so now he does random stupid screams <3

- "wHoS tUbBo"

- Karl is regretting letting the whole Dteam be here at once

- no wonder it's 3.5 stars this place is DEADLY

- THE TWINS ARE SO CUTE

- "I think they have... anger issues"

- Schlatt is immortal..

#CONTINUING IN REBLOG WOO #We an hour in and they like aren't even a third done LMFAO #this is so chaotic #but actually fantastic #tw cursing #tales of the smp #spoilers #tales from the smp #tftsmp