#Vorinism

[onlycosmere]

​(Adolin is by jessichenliu​. Dress is possibly by Ewa Kossowska)

#the stormlight archive #the way of kings #cosmemes #vorinism #safehand #cosmere #brandon sanderson

[cosmerelists]

Calculate your Vorin Gender!

What's your gender, according to Vorins on Roshar? Well, just answer 10 easy questions to find out! Just keep track of how many "A" answers and how many "B" answers you get, and then see results below!

I can't really explain why, but this post was inspired by @isdalinarhot and a post about Dalinar and flamin' hot cheetos (here).

1. What are you having for breakfast?

A. Pancakes with maple syrup B. Bacon and scrambled eggs with hot sauce

2. What are you having for a snack?

A. Peaches in syrup B. Flamin' Hot Cheetos

3. What are you having for lunch?

A. Teriyaki stir fry with honey balsamic roasted veggies B. Spicy ramen

4. What are you having for dinner?

A. Just an entire pie. Yum! B. Meat. Spicy meat.

5. Do you like to read?

A. Heck yeah! B. No I prefer to be out doing things!

6. Do you like to draw?

A. Heck yeah! B. No I prefer to be out doing things!

7. Which class would you prefer to play in D&D?

A. Wizard B. Paladin

8. Have you ever gotten into a fight?

A. Not a physical one, but I've definitely written some shade B. Heck yeah!

9. What was your best subject in school?

A. English or science or math B. Government or PE

10. Can I shake your hand?

A. No and you should be ashamed of yourself for asking B. Yes but I'm gonna squeeze way harder than you

THE RESULTS

Mostly "A" answers: You're a Vorin woman!

9-10 "A" answers: You are the most ladylike of Vorin women!

7-8 "A" answers: You're a woman who likes to push the boundaries of womanhood. Have you been talking to Jasnah?

6: "A" answers: Have you considered becoming an Ardent?

Mostly "B" answers: You're a Vorin man!

9-10 "B" answers: You are the most manly of Vorin men!

7-8 "B" answers: You're a man who likes to push the boundaries of manhood. Have you been talking to Dalinar?

6 "B" answers: Have you considered becoming an Ardent?

Equally Split Between "A" & "B": You're an Ardent!

Ha ha you're an Ardent right? "sweats nervously in Vorin"

#Vorin gender so silly #cosmere #cosmerelists #Stormlight Archive #Vorinism #I got 6 A's and 4 B's. Nearly an Ardent

[themoonstonechronicler]

Adolin and Renarin really out to collectively fill every Vorin gender role huh

#look im just saying #i mentally made a chart and they really do #the only one that maybe not is politics #but id count adolin in row as enough politics/diplomacy to fill it #adolin kholin #renarin kholin #stormlight archive #stormlight #cosmere #vorinism

[theineated]

Selfies that mirror images would be a very notorious problem for women in Vorin society. The amount of slut shaming for allegedly showing a safehand would be unreal

#cosmere #cremposting #stormlight archive #vorinism #safehand

[felagund-fiollaigean]

omg tumblr tags are undertext

#vorinism

[tridentariuss]

tempted to learn how to read and write womans script bc that would be one weird source of euphoria i think

#brandon sanderson #cosmere #the stormlight archive #stormlight archive #vorinism

[clerpo]

Since Vorin monks in the Stormlight Archive are gender non-conforming do you think that there are many queer monks because they were attracted to the idea of being able to be gnc

#stormlight archive #cosmere #vorinism

[lesbiantestsubject]

So somebody on r/cremposting just added this to the Hand Fetishism wikipedia page

I have never been so simultaneously filled with such pride and shame with a fandom.

#cremposting #stormlight archive #vorinism #dont ask about the purple link

[thestormlightnetwork]

my honest reaction:

#brandon sanderson #the stormlight archive #vorinism #wob #judaism #shove into the inqueuebator

[koravelliumavast]

Maybe the reason that the Vorin men aren’t allowed to read and write is back when arts and majesty was being written there were a lot of dyslexic men so the authors were like let’s make it easier on you babes

#cosmere #brandon sanderson #stormlight archive #arts and majesty #Vorinism #before anyone says anything about canon shut up about canon #this thought made me laugh like a lunatic so now you all have to see it

[lauraliansol]

In all the Stormlight Discourse and no one has anything to say about the Mormonism that's so ingrained in Alethi - and Vorin - culture. The weird divide in women's and men's activities. The way the ardents burn prayers for others and keep you on your devotional. Not to mention there are so many things some people are missing without knowing anything about the portion of things behind closed doors. The moment from Oathbringer where Veil was given a new name by having someone draw it out of a hat is one of the most deep-cut, anti-mormon theological points that it took me ten minutes to describe just what made it funnier than anything Wit has ever done in his life. It's clear that Brando knows his own people very well and how he built it into Rosharan culture is just *chef's kiss* beautiful.

#stormlight archive spoilers #stormlight archive #brandon sanderson #vorinism #he be having things to say about his own people

[onlycosmere]

#the stormlight archive #the way of kings #cosmere #cosmemes #brandon sanderson #cfsbf #root #vorinism

[its-your-mind]

vorinism is simply so funny. yes we do believe in magic. yes soulcasting is a gift from the almighty. no you are not allowed to do it without a fancy bracelet. yes we use spren to power our fabrials. no you may not use spren to do magic on your own. yes the stormfather is an incarnation of the almighty. no you may not listen to what he says about the almighty. yes you may play games of chance. no you may not gamble, because predicting the future is wrong. yes you may predict the weather, but be careful weathermen because you are on Thin Fucking Ice.

#the stormlight archive #vorinism #roshar #cosmere #I will never not be amused by the fact that predicting the weather is like #sCANDALOUS

[butwhybother]

What would Vorin people do when they discover there are foods that are spicy AND sweet

And they're delicious

#vorinism #text

[dean-belongs-with-lisa]

Thinking about starting an Only Fans called ‘Vorin porn’ and only posting pics of my left hand not covered at all

#the stormlight archive #vorinism

[felagund-fiollaigean]

you can't tell me that whoever came up with the vorin ideal of symmetrical names wasn't neurodivergent

#stimming by humming talenelat vedeledev and jezerezeh over and over to myself #its si satisfying #stormlight archive #vorinism