#VERY PAINFUL ACTUALLY

[kizzer55555]

DP x DC: The Most Dangerous Card Game

Ok so Danny has essentially claimed earth as his. And he is fully aware that there are constant threats to the planet. Now he can’t stop a threat that originates on earth (that’s something he’ll leave to the Justice league) but he can do something about outside threats. Doing some research on ancient spells, rituals, and artifacts, he cast a world wide barrier on the planet to protect it from hostile threats so they cannot enter. This will prevent another Pariah Dark incident. However, barriers like this come at a price. You see, there are two ways to make a barrier. Either make one powered up by your own energy and power (which would be constantly draining) or set up a barrier with rules. The way magic works is that nothing can be absolutely indestructible. It must have a weakness. The most powerful barriers weren’t the ones reinforced with layer after layer of protective charms and buffed up with power. Those could eventually be destroyed either by being overpowered, wearing them down, or by cutting off the original power source. No, the most powerful barriers were the ones with a deliberate weakness. A barrier indestructible except for one spot. A cage that can only be opened from the outside. Or that can only be passed with a key or by solving a riddle. So Danny chooses this type of barrier and does the necessary ritual and pours in enough power to make it. And he adds his condition for anyone to enter. 

Now the Justice league? Find out about the barrier when Trigon attempts to attack, they were preparing after he threatened what he would do once he got to earth. How he would destroy them. The Justice league tried to take the fight to him first but were utterly destroyed, so they retreated home to tend to their injuries, and fortify earth for one. Last. Stand. Only when Trigon makes his big entrance…he’s stopped.

The Justice league watch in awe as this thin see-through barrier with beautiful green swirls and speckled white lights like stars apears blocking Trigon and his army’s advance. The barrier looks so thin and fragile yet no matter how hard the warlord hits, none of his attacks can get through and neither can he damage said barrier. That’s when Constantine and Zatanna recognizes what this barrier is. Something only a powerful entity could create. For a moment, the league is filled with hope that Trigon can’t get through yet Constantine also explains that it’s not impenetrable. And clearly Trigon knows this too for he calls out a challenge. 

And that’s when, in a flash of light, a tiny glowing teenager appears. He looked absolutly minuscule compared to Trigon and yet practically glowed with power (this isn’t a King Danny AU though).

And that is when the conditions for passing the barrier are revealed. And the Justice realize that the only thing stopping Trigon and his army from decimating earth. The only way he can get through….is by beating this glowing teenager in a card game. 

Not just any card game though. The most convoluted game Sam, Danny, and Tucker invented themselves. It’s like the infinite realms version of magic the gathering, combined with Pokémon, and chess. And Danny is the master. So sit down Trigon and let’s play.

(The most intense card game of the Justice league’s life).

After Danny wins, this happens a few more times with outer word beings and possibly even demons attempting to invade earth, yet none have been able to beat the mysterious teenager in a card game. Constantine might even take a crack at it and try to figure out how to play. He’s really bad though. Every time this happens, the Justice league worry that this might be the time the teenager looses. Yet every time, he wins (even if only barely). 

Meanwhile, Danny, Sam, and Tucker have gotten addicted to the game and play it almost daily. Some teachers might seem them playing the game are are like ‘awww how cute’ not realizing this game is literally saving the world. Jazz is just happy they aren’t spending as much time on their screens playing Doomed.

#DPxDC #dcxdp #Danny makes a card game to save the world. #Technically he worded the ritual so that they had to ‘beat’ him as those are the most powerful barriers and most reliable. #keys can just get lost or stolen (like the one to Pariah’s Coffin) #A riddle would be useless once someone figured out the answer. Like how no one takes the sphynx seriously anymore. #(Sorry Tuck. But it’s true). #And there is NO WAY Danny is just leaving a hole open for anyone to pass through. No thank you! #So…beating him. But it’s not like Danny wanted to fight so…he edited the ritual a TINY bit. Card games are good. Much less painful too. #Danny Tucker and Sam made the most complicated card game they could imagine. #It’s based on their strategies for fighting ghosts. Capturing them in thermoses. And MUCH based on a on field battle strategy. #It often requires spontaneous thinking on the spot. So Danny? In his ELEMNT. It doubles as practice for his actual ghost battles too. #They had SO much fun making this. #Sam added an entire series of plant cards that act as traps and healing ointments and duds that just take up the field. #Tucker added legitimate hyroglyphics combined with Latin as well as English and ghost speak. #Yes. You actually have to speak that language to play. With proper pronunciation. (Amity Parker’s think the three are talking gibberish.) #I headcanon Sam and Tucker are fluent in Ghost. #Constantine WILL figure this game out SO HELP HIM! #Some of the cards also have combinations related to constellations either in name or placement on the board. #By the way the board is based on a Hexagonal summoning circle with Rhunes along the edges #And the placement of the cards on the board and on what rhune MATTERS. #Also the cards move disintegrate and have certain abilities. Think of Harry Potter Wizard Chess. #But they are normal when Danny plays at school. This is just for ✨effect✨ Against invaders. #Danny faces multiple opponents. He also halts alien invasions. #While Danny COULD stop crime on earth he’s not sure how to fight a normal human and hold back so he sticks to ghosts. #The Justice league are going crazy trying to figure out who this entity is and after deep research are convinced this is some sort of #Ancient being who has protected earth for millenia. They have paintings on ruins and everything. #Danny is not aware they think this. #Raven starts praying to Danny as if he is a god and wrangles the other Teen Titans into doing so as well. Danny is still unaware of this. #Danny is not a King or an ancient. Just a very VERY strong ghost.

[koszmarnybudyn]

So this song fits them so very well right?

#malevolent #john doe #john doe malevolent #john malevolent #arthur lester #tw blood #cw blood #implied child death #cw bones #tw bones #my art #if i need to add more tags just ket me know #idk the original author or the name of the actual song im sorry :(( #but this was stuck in my brain and i just had to draw it #theyve been in my brain rent free :[ #this was kinda a pain in the ass to color tbh and to actually draw #also i need to practice lettering :/// #but its done and im very happy about that i out a lot of thought into it #the stuff in the middle represents the people they hurt/killed (sorry no parker and like some creatures) #also are you guys going insane they are indeed holding hands!!!!?!?! crazyyyyy

[cl0wnsexual]

I HATE that online school isn't an option anymore

DISABLED PEOPLE STILL EXIST IN PERSON SCHOOL IS STILL VERY DIFFICULT TO ACCESS

#i have a very hard time getting to school man #disability #disabled #actually disabled #crip punk #cripple punk #chronic illness #chronic pain #chronic fatigue

[maggiecheungs]

"The path you must take has been prepared for you. You have no choice but to revolutionise the world."

REVOLUTIONARY GIRL UTENA 🌹 BLACK ROSE ARC

#revolutionary girl utena #utena #shoujo kakumei utena #rgu #sku #black rose arc #souji mikage #mamiya chida #oldanimeedit #animeedit #utenaedit #ellisgifs #flashing tw #flickering tw #impalement tw #the way these get progressively more graphic and disturbing as the episodes go on….. chef’s kiss #the first time it happens you're like 'wow! what an aesthetically gorgeous and highly stylised metaphor' #but as the arc continues the animation and framing shifts to show that this is actually a very real and very painful violation #and then.... when you begin to apply that insight to anthy and her experiences as the rose bride.... yeah #oooof #god i have so many thoughts and feelings about the black rose arc!!!! black rose arc supremacy!!!!!!

[hes-a-plant]

K yall im tired and in pain and also curious.

Pick one. Yes, just one, I know it’s hard.

#chronic pain #disability #disabled #actually disabled #cpunk #chronic illness #chronicpain #joint pain #joints #body be mean #ow #currently my vote is very firmly going to wrists #the little bastards #although fingers and spine are close runners up

[go-see-a-starwar]

Watching the end of Ahsoka Ep 4 like

#next weeks episode: Pain! #(probably) #Felony is gonna rip babygirl away from us again in a terrible way I know it #and yet I’ll be eating every crumb #eta: felony actually did right by my boy this ep I was pleasantly surprised #anakin skywalker #hayden christensen #ahsoka tano #rosario dawson #ahsoka series #ahsoka spoilers #eta: I brightened up the screenshots #they looked okay at 2am 😆 but very dark in the daytime

[bloopuoo]

reblog if you agree

#guilty gear #bedman #delilah #venom #robo ky #happy chaosfoot #fanart #some of these were way before i understood how to draw them lol #the last one is actually the very first bedsibs art i did #you know if bedman is a sheep what do you think delilah would be? ive always thought shed be an owl #even tho bedman can do a 180 with his head uh #bloou_art #LetDelilahBiteOffHappyChaosAnklesAtLeast #guilty gear strive #ggst #formatting this for instagram will be pain

[shiraishi--kanade]

"It's so embarrassing to admit I only create art for validation" did paleolithic humans not paint for other humans to see. Does a child making their first drawing to show their parents makes it any less valuable. Do gardens arranged for the visitors' eyes make the roses any less beautiful. Do love poems written for one person alone to hear make your heart ache less. You're fine

#jay rambles.txt #two very hard pills to swallow: 1. art has always been created for money and it's a very normal practice in human history #and actually artists being expected to produce art for free or as cheap as they do now is a relatively new thing #2. humans have always created art for validation because being recognised and understood by your fellow humans is a universal human need #if you start to idealise artistry as something inherently selfless that needs to come with no gain or benefits or instead brings only pain #you are going down a VERY dangerous path of not being able to express yourself without shame - if at all #and potentially dragging other people you told close down into that mentality too if you're vocal about it #I've been there #I am there #It's a shitty feeling but the only way out of it is true embrace your need to be loved and desire for human connection or it won't end well #idk that's my opinion tho

[zephyrine-gale]

A bygone light for the present

#honkai impact #hi3 #raiden mei #elysia #my art #I had a week semi-free from other projects and decided to draw something for the contest #it was a painful but very fun process adjkfhj #im really happy with how it turned out! #been obsessed with stained glass lately ajdjh #funny that I've never actually tried drawing it until recently #I did a stained glass piece for one of my zines too I'd love to show it when I can!

[plague-parade]

able bodied people will decide you’re not disabled over *checks notes* the shoes you wear

#apparently because i wear platform docs i ‘dont really need’ my mobility aids #like dipshit the reason i wear them is because theyre the easiest shoes i own to get on #the zipper plus the heel tab makes it so that i can put them on myself???? #i very visibly have an abnormal gait but ig bc i wear big shoes im faking it #actually disabled #chronically ill #fibromyalgia #me/cfs #pots #chronic pain #cripple punk #cripplepunk #cpunk

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Remembrance and Forgetfulness

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #I originally debated whether or not to have lwj in the first panel because the implications #that wwx spawned a bunch of kids and lwj assumes its from whatever the hell happened last night #is a bit buckwild. but the more I think about it that actually one of the funniest jokes I could accidently make. So it stays #I don't think wwx and lwj would thrive with their own children but they would be very good mentors #The cool uncles if you will. They let you have some fun. Unlike JC who is the uncle that thinks your parenting is too soft. #Speaking of chilren...my *god* the extra with wwx playing with the kids is *so good* #probably my favourite so far. I keep going back to relisten to it #The kids!!! The mini versions of conflicts between them that mirror the truth yet are distorted by rumours!! #Mwah - Chef's kiss. Go listen to S1 Extra ''Director''. #“op what about the second panel?” Fine. WWX is alternating between noodling around and remixing wangxian. #lwj is experiencing the non-flutist jealousy of having an instrument that is not easily played as you walk. The most painful jealousy.

[a-memory-a-distant-echo]

i know that it's at partly just that i do not generally post when i ride, but fang duobing, bounciest boy on the screen at all times, posting incredibly dramatically, is very funny and charming to me. he really wakes up and is like 'fuck yeah, every day is leg day, work them thighs!'

like, sir. please. you're gonna die. how far are you riding. how can you possibly sustain that, you cannot, it is impossible. how will you walk when you get off that horse. your thighs will be of steel, by which i mean utterly incapable of moving.

#mysterious lotus casebook #fang duobing #anyhow i've remembered how to make gifs and it's gonna be everyone's problem #also this is not at all a dig #it's genuinely very charming to me! #he's a keener! he just can't help it! #but also for real: the thigh pain #excited to see how bad the tumblr compression fucks this up #sorry to actual horse people #i am not really a horse person just a person who grew up around horses #and so i know how to ride them for like...transportation reasons #you know? #i will never be a Good Rider or anything like that

[imgae-insertshockedgasps-16]

"why don't you have a job?"

i can't find one that will hire/accommodate me or that i qualify for, bc i'm disabled.

"be a cashier!"

requires long hours of standing, which i can't do, or has a physical requirement of being able to lift 40+ lbs from the floor to above shoulder level, which i also can't do. some companies go so far as to expressly state that reading body language is required for this position, which i am very bad at.

"well you could buss tables!"

long hours of standing, a lot of walking, bending, lifting, carrying, all of which i am not capable of doing for extended periods of time.

"just work from home!"

doing what? it hurts to type, i have a hell of a time trying to figure out new software, no one in any work from home job i've ever done has communicated adequately which always results in me being in trouble, sitting for too long is painful.

"walk dogs or smth!"

again: can't do long walks. also, can't be reliable bc of flare ups and such (which applies to all of these, really).

"start your own business!"

with what money? with what product? art? can't consistently do it. music? not that either. sewing crocheting scrapbooking writing? nope nope nope nope. plus, i struggle so hard w/execution dysfunction that one of three things would happen: 1) i would make and create and package and send and nothing else ever. or 2) i would do unrelated stuff that needs to be done and never create or package or ship. or finally 3) i would never do anything ever bc brain refuses to cooperate and all the tasks are overwhelming.

"idk, be a crossing gaurd or smth!"

see previous statements.

"collect shopping carts!"

see previous statements.

"post office!"

see previous statements.

"electrician, plumber, hvac!"

see previous statements.

#it's not that I don't *want* to work #it's that i have a very hard time finding jobs that i am qualified for/will accommadate me #i. am. disabled. #it. is. disabling. #disability #chronic illness #chronic pain #disabled #chronically ill #physically disabled #actually disabled #spoonie #mentally disabled

[miutonium]

🏃‍♀️Hi hi I'm reopening my commission again since I am in the middle of my final year project and I needed funds to support my art project _(:'3」∠)_

*also if you see my previous commission post minutes ago, please disregard that I put the wrong info there ;w; Also appreciate if you guys delete my previous post too if you reblogged it 🥲

Please take note that since I am in the middle of my final year and I also have 3 pending commissions to go right now, I only be able to fully commit to this slot around the end of July!

SLOTS TAKEN: 2/5

*Taken slots will be updated from time to time!

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🔷️My TOS, art samples and additional rules/info can be read on my carrd here.

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I'm also posting my art samples (personal art) undercut!

And as always, reblogs are highly appreciated 🥰💕💕

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🥺👉👈Reblogs are definitely very much appreciated 🥰💕💕

#//making a summoning circle in the middle of my room to summon tumblr server and personally hit it with a bat for fucking up my post #i guess this is pretty much an emergency commission too since I am so serious about looking for funds for my art project #why do i have to sacrifice my sanity and money just for a piece of paper that says i have a diploma??? #anyway im going to reblog this post a lot until all my slots are taken ;w; so sorry about that guys #also very sorry if you see an increase jn my price my render takes a lot of time and im actually dealing with wrist pain lately #and my arms are making sounds that i didnt know its possible for me to crack before thats crayzyyy i dont even know i have a joint there #okay tag spam oof #commission #commission open #commission art #commission info #selfship commission #selfship art #selfship headcanon #selfship talk #selfship #selfshipping #selfship community #selfshipping community #self insert oc #self insert art #self insert community #artist on tumblr #art commission #art #art community

[autisticandhyperfixatingg]

I just finished Dead Boy Detectives and I'm low-key disappointed in the fandom for not mentioning

"Are you always a woman"

"Yes"

I MEAN EDWIN?? WHERE ARE THE FRICKING HEADCANONS????

#just the fact that this was an actual scene #makes me think that they will bring ot up again in #season 2 #it gotta have atleast some importance? #atleast i thought that we would get some headcanons! #but nooo #hopefully we just have to give the fansom some time tho #it's all still very new yk #dbd #dead boy detectives #dead boy detectives agency #edwin paine #edwin payne

[creatively-cosmic]

I pray, despite how I've wronged you, I am not beyond forgiveness.

Is it selfish to wish I could try again?

Is it true that our accursed blood is stronger than water?

Do you still hold any love for me in your heart?

I hope you hear me when I tell you I am sorry.

#cookie run kingdom #dark choco cookie #dark cacao cookie #whos POV is the text supposed to be from? ill give you a hint it goes either way. #this the most effort we've put into a piece in a bit actually so. enjoy yay #looking back into crk stuff for my brain we felt very insane abt cacao's boss fight form #i dont CAREEE what the game says thats a ghost. an echo of pain and regret where the true self is lost in the anguish goodbye