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I think they would've been friends

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If anything, you’re getting more physical benefits from the home cooked food by not hurting your body while making it

Listen to me physdisabled people who like to make home cooked food. Your body doesn't care if you used a mixer with a dough hook to knead that dough or pasta. Your body doesn't care if you used a dicer or mandoline slicer to cut those veggies. Your body doesn't care if that fruit was bought pre-cut. You're still getting all the physical benefits of home cooked food and you shouldn't rob yourself of the mental benefits because you took a different route to get to the same end result. Recipes were made to be completed by an able-bodied person. You're not "failing" at making home cooked meals, you're adapting a hobby that wasn't made with you in mind.

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Wishing all undiagnosed/partially diagnosed people a very doctors listening to you and providing you with more testing than a blood draw and even possibly providing treatment 2024

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enough with the wind pollination. stop releasing your microgametophytes into the air like some kind of fucking chump. grow up. either form a mutualistic relationship with some animals like the rest of us or go back to proper alternation of generations with water-mediated fertilization like a real plant

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THIS IS SO COOL OH MY GOSH

Not taking criticism right now. I'm sure there are errors I'm just too tired to care. Not proud to have crunched what should have been a multi-month project in a few weeks but I admit it was fun :3

BONUS

first concepts and

cowabummer!

#woahhh #talking carnivorous plants? amazing #so cute too #and I love the giant flytrap!

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Every artist who sees this post should do the following:

- Watch the video.

- Follow the instructions

- Reblog

I can’t stress you enough about how important these exercises are for your drawing hand. You don’t wanna get CTS of Tendonitis and similar stuff that will prevent you from making art or even hold  a pencil.

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soy sauce in my eyes.

#oh my god #dhskfkskfkskd HOW #<i ask as if this isn’t me in a different timeline where i made a slightly different decision on how to get my salt #nightstand salt looks sketchier than nightstand soy sauce #it’s also harder to eat #but less messy!

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Fun fact tardigrade means “slow stepper” and this one is sure living up to its name

Take a break, this cute tardigrade needs time to cross your dash:

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

#WHAT

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its not Sam’s fault he’s american

Transphobes make being trans sound so cool. Like trans men sound like they are possessed by the devil? That sounds AWSOME .

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As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.

In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.

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Mushroom-shaped patch being blocked.

#so cool

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weird little brain tweak/reframing that helped me out. i Often find that advice that seemingly helps Everyone Else doesn’t make any sense to me, in ways that are hard to describe, and it can be really frustrating. but when i find a way to explain it to myself that finally seems to break through and make it click, it feels really good

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#woah #pretty kitty

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YO WHAT

#Time to google some stuff #ayyyyy