#Uh oh-

[donttalktomeimreallysad]

You are abstracted for ten asks >:D

What..?

#UH OH- #FIRST POMNI NOW GANGLE???

[vannys-pizzaplex-askblog]

*bro is drunk*

#wally speaks #uh oh-

[general-kalani]

{Joseph, when or what are you planning to tell the deputy about me? If I've heard about your little deal with her, then it's only a matter of time before she hears about me, or just finds me herself.}

"Eve you are my daughter that's all they have to hear about you. Please don't be worried like that. I won't let them hurt you."

#copy that taccom { ask } #threadsandwings #muse: joseph seed #uh oh-

[catnaplovesnaptime]

Nap... Your sunny boy is high again

My wha..? *He's also high, holding a cigarette between his fingers*

#catnap posts #uh oh-

[bannythepurplebunny]

@wally-darlings-stuff since when did you have a daughter?? 😃

#barnaby talks #uh oh-

[m0thisonfire]

No, you don't get it, once I get to the playlist making phase of a ship I'm done for- it's permanently cemented in my mind and I'll never be able to claw my way out of that hole-

Link since I realized what Spotify links does on browsers 💀

#ninjastar #tfa starscream #tfa prowl #prowl x starscream #transformers animated #I #don't think I'm normal about them anymore- #no #no definitely not #uh oh- #this #this is just four hours of alt punk and mr blue sky-esque songs-

[ind1c0lite]

fear.png my tablet is not working

#uh oh- #I think its the wire but nothing seems to be wrong with it??? #luna lrambles

[ask-the-friendly-ink-demon]

What if golden ink is piss?

"you have 30 seconds to live."

#An Beautiful Angel; Blinding One's Vessel (Alice 'Audrey' Angel) #The Former Ink Demon (Alpha Bens Stein) #Home At Long Last (The Stein Residence) #Roll Call! (Answered Asks) #You've Got Mail! (Asks) #Freedom But At What Cost? (Aftermath Verse) #Memory Loss (New Arc) #My Art #My Drawings #uh oh- #you made her mad- #and upset- #time to start running

[lesbianralzarek]

"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw

#i originally posted this as just a 'hey remember how fuckin bad middle/highschool was? shit was wild' type post but now #there are a bunch of teens in the notes being like 'oh my god are you serious? it gets better? im not stuck in hell forever??' #and im reminded that the only people who told teenage ella 'it gets better' were speakers at mental health assemblies #aka the least relatable people alive who were seemingly born to lie to you #so. uh. yeah im a certified adult who isnt here to lie or sugarcoat the realities of being a teenager #the only thing more certain than the pain is the transcience

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

AITA for lying to my dog about food being 'spicy?'

A while back I taught my dog what spicy foods are (by letting her sniff them and saying "Uh oh! Spicy!") and she figured out that it means it'll smell/taste bad and she immediately loses interest. It was initially an accident but it became really handy in getting her to leave food alone if it might hurt her.

Recently though I've started saying "Uh oh! Spicy!" about any food I don't want her to eat. If she's sitting and staring at me eating a regular non-spicy snack and I don't want to share, I'll tell her it's spicy so she'll stop begging for it. She believes me 100% of the time. She does have a 'leave it' command that she obeys as well, but she always acts so sad whenever I tell her to 'leave it' and it's something she wants.

I feel a little bad because she's an older dog (10y/o) and maybe I SHOULD be sharing my snacks with her, but sometimes a man's gotta enjoy his food in peace without a little creature gazing longingly at him the entire time and crying like the world's soggiest beast.

Included is a picture of her making her very best begging face so that everyone can accurately judge how evil I am for lying to her.

What are these acronyms?

#aita #am i the asshole #joke aita #pet tax #thank you op i will now be repeating uh oh! spicy! to myself for days #(in a delighted way)

[the-amazing-sun]

Sunny? Are you okay?

*he's losing so much oxygen, he's just laying there trying to breathe*

#sun tadc #sun speaks #uh oh-

[shencomix]

#uh oh

[jiiyawns]

it's still april, happy sonic death month

inspired by

#oh boy. okay #sonic the hedgehog #tmosth #barry the quokka #miles tails prower #amy rose #knuckles the echidna #espio the chameleon #vector the crocodile #rouge the bat #blaze the cat #shadow the hedgehog #eggman #dr. robotnik #??? #sonic #the murder of sonic the hedgehog #uh. what the fuck tag does the conductor have actually #sth #fanart #draw

[general-kalani]

(... She doesn't like this-)

"... Two, hm? This just shows how much you want to be apart of Eden's Gate despite how much you might protest about it."

"We welcome you with open arms."

#copy that taccom { ask } #merchantofwhispers #muse: joseph seed #UH OH-

[andhumanslovedstories]

Nurse giving me report on a patient: and by the way so you’re not caught off guard, he has a tattoo that says “confident fag” on his chest

Me, a confident dyke: haha nice

The nurse: what?

Me: sorry I’m also gay and think that tattoo rules

The nurse: ????????

Me:

Me remembering I don’t hear so good: what did you say the tattoo was?

The nurse: a confederate flag

Me: OH NO WAIT OOPS

#nursing tag #uh oh!

[cryptocism]

a dænce of roëmænce

depictions of the ace experience never seem to include the nightmare-borne skeleton creature from hell so kudos to the dimension 20 team for their commitment to accurate rep

#my art #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy spoilers #riz gukgak #baron from the baronies #ive been watching the new season and god i love baron what a little freak #junior year has also solidified riz as an all time fav so this was truly inevitable #i just love the concept of a “my girlfriend who lives in canada” lie gone horribly wrong #uh oh! your girlfriend is real and he lives in your briefcase #try not to die :)