I'll never get over THIS DIFFERENCE between Lillard's William Afton and Rebornica's Vincent / fanon purple guy
(and the fact that we're losing our shit over both of them 🙏🙏🙏)
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the eye podcast guys watching Cecil and Komaeda fight (EDIT: I MADE A REDRAW OF THIS😭😭😭)
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REIGEN SWEEP TAKE 2 BABY!!! WE GOT IT THIS TIME I SWEAR.
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I feel like a decade old radio host for a podcast fandom far past its prime upsetting the entire Tumblr Sexyman polls despite being completely faceless with no canon appearance whatsoever and confusing thousands of people who don’t know who the fuck Cecil Palmer is has got to be the most tumblr thing that could have happened to the Poll Rematch.
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I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY...
GET THESE TWO TO FIGHT EACH OTHER!!!!
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After tumblr sexymen poll can we have a tumblr weirdgirl poll? Tome from mob psycho, Asakusa from eizouken, Hero from tpoh…the girls whose hyperfixations and adorable goofy faces hold this shitshow world together?
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Too elaborate on my last post, Bitches also be like "OMG, my husband! 😍" And their husband is just a fictional, cocky, douchebag who I would drop kick into a wall if he was real.
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You know what I’ve been thinking about for a while.
“Should I do a rematch of the Skylanders ultimate tumblr sexyman poll I did on my sideblog back in October 2022?”
Well here it is! the long awaited rematch of “Skylands ultimate sexymen” tournament featuring MORE men, and even some women for equality! totally not because of there not being enough sexymen…..
Anyways! vote now!
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I swear if Murch gets more popular than Spyke, imma just 🔫
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HE WON HE BEAT REIGEN WE DID IT WE FUCKING DID IT
Now, onto our greatest challenger........
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ooh I've got a feeling the twins are gonna be rivals from birth XD always fighting for attention
"Oh, what a show that would be! Haha!"
"It feels like they're fighting for attention now."
"Oh my love..."
"They get this from you, you know this right—"
"...I know."
"Regardless, we'll love them no matter what."
"Precisely! No matter the rivalry, the twins will be loved endlessly!"
"Mhm...hey, hon?"
"Yes, my love?"
"...do we still have some jambalaya?"
"Ah, spicy cravings?~ I'll get that for you. Anything else?"
"That's all...thank you, hon."
"Anytime."
"I love you."
"I love you too."
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Girl help i dreamed there was an irl tumbr sexymen convention and the polls would be voted there live and shown on big screens and wars would break out
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Belos... I am being taken at gun point
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The way people are trying to dictate what a tumblr sexyman is to me, who has been here the whole time... WHAT IS IT BUT AN AVERAGE SKINNY WHITE MAN WHO NEVER SHOWED HIS FACE (EXCEPT HE TOTALLY DID AND NO ONE EVER NOTICED), MADE INTO AN ANIME PRETTYBOY, A FURRY, AND A BEEFY WARRIOR DUDE ALL AT ONCE?
WHAT IS A TUMBLR SEXYMAN BUT AN AWKWARD AND RIDICULOUS CHARACTER DISTILLED TO THEIR MOST BADASS AND EMOTIONAL MOMENTS, ALL THEIR FOIBLES AND ABSURDITY FILED AWAY FOR THE FALSE VENEER OF BEING COOL? (I will submit to you: Cecil's canonical fashion sense vs the way he is most often drawn in fandom. Etc etc.)
How dare you tell me Technoblade isn't a Tumblr sexyman. How dare you. I will fight you in the street.
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I feel like the tumblr sexy man formula misses out on one crucial detail; some blorbos are not sexy men, they are cute men. In this essay I will-
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Is this really the line in the sand? Is the definition of tumblr sexyman really the hill you’re all going to die on? What happened to aligning with the chaotic? What happened to the rule of funny? If you voted Cecil you’re dead to me
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