Grenier: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “Simon Gutmunsson” 🥀😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯🤣
Emma: yeah whatever. I've smoked this strain before.
5 minutes later: dude it turns out Simon and countless others have seen the videos of the most traumatic thing to ever happen to me and i think the college killer wants me personally and i feel weirdly sad about the idea of letting Simon die also my therapist is in the hospital and i might be bisexual
Her buddy Travis pacing: Kristin is hiding something from us
Just so None Shall Sleep fans know, Ellie Marney has a paid newsletter that comes out every month that often has snippets of book 3… and some of y’all might go just a little bit feral over them idk. I won’t post them here bc the subscription is part of her income and I don’t want to post that info for free. But you can pay for a year at once and I just get it as a b day present every year, totally worth it! She also does give aways and responds to your comments! It’s called the Black Hand, Nailbiters
Now I'm thinking about all the ways that Simon would tease Emma and Travis about their relationship. Mostly he would tease Travis for being absolutely whipped. At one point Simon makes a comment along the lines of "Mr. Bell, you let Emma lead you everywhere. I can't help but wonder if she's the man in the bedroom as well." and Travis is too flustered to even defend himself.
Lollllll Travis would have nothing to say but you know Emma would come in sharp as a whip with some snarky comment about how she’d be the man in the bedroom if it were Simon instead and Simon becomes just as flabbergasted and speechless as Travis