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#This is in secret of course cuz u know it breaks the law
frobby · 3 months
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i think a mairuma x yohaji crossover would be like the principal and Sullivan know each other and principal like congratulates sully on his grandson and sully wants everyone to know iruma so they let iruma do an exchange program and sit in on haruaki class
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tsunderedoctor · 2 years
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hello!! ₍₍ ◝( ゚∀ ゚ )◟ ⁾⁾
How are you writer-sama?? (or do you prefer chan?)
I have a request for u! (ノ0)ノ💌 (idk if you're comfortable writing them.. 😅)
How do you think these introverts: Zoro, Law and Ace (kinda introv?) Would act with their s/o once they're "comfortable enough" with them? cuz I feel like their s/o would have some kind of "privileges" (?) and a somehow "different treatment"?? if you know what I mean (◕દ◕)
bc i think that at a certain point of the relationship they will already know and have already seen all of their different sides and aspects and so they accept them wholely (is that a word?) 😔 so they naturally feel more at ease and kind of lower more their defensive side with them.. 🥺 i hope it's clear 😭 and of course if you want to do it love! It can be a headcanon maybe? and preferably a fem!reader?
Sending love~💚
BYE BYE !! ⋋✿ ⁰ 0 ⁰ ✿⋌
So I got this AFTER I decided to do the Law headcanons on how he treats the reader, so um, whoops?? 
You can find the Law headcanons here
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Let’s talk about Zoro! Looking at his childhood, it’s safe to say he grew up alone. We don’t know much about his past, other that he wanted to be a swordsman and lost his childhood friend and rival. So most of this is going off of what I THINK happened, so take it with a grain of salt lol! 
I think Zoro has been alone for quite some time, maybe even starting from birth, he could have been in an orphanage and never gained the parental love he needed to survive. So with that in mind, I am once again using Erik Erikson and his beautiful mind. From birth to 18 months, children learn how to trust and what is safe in the world. I believe that sometime during his life, this is where Zoro experience some untrustworthy experiences. We see that Zoro truly only trusts Luffy and this was after Luffy saved his life. Before this, Zoro didn’t trust anyone and struggled making relationships. This will affect him in a romantic relationship too! He won’t trust you at first and might be a bit cold, don’t take it personal, he learned as a child that this is how he needs to survive! 
He’s a very standoffish man and his instinct is to keep people at a distance. This is completely normal and understandable for a person who never learned to trust properly. Give him a lot of time to get used to you and he will open up. Zoro needs someone who is more extroverted, similar to Luffy. He doesn’t want to know you are hiding secrets from him and wants to know it all for the safety of his own wellbeing. 
Similar to Law and Ace, it will take a long time before he opens up, but once he does you will see a caring person who is hurt and scared of the big world. This explains also why he feels the need to be the strongest swordsman! He is weak emotionally, but if he is strong physically, no one can hurt him again, at least that’s what his inner child believes. Let his inner world see your vulnerabilities and weaknesses, to see that it’s okay to be scared and nothing will hurt him again!
Zoro needs to learn that not everyone is out to hurt him (at least in the real world) and even if they do happen to hurt him, he will be okay both physically and emotionally. 
The type that once he is hurt emotionally will break down. He hides behind his tough exterior and strong physical strength. Even if you didn’t mean to hurt his feelings, he will take it extremely personal and would shut down around you. It will take a good time for him to open up with you on his feelings again, and he will always remember what you said no matter how long time passes.
Until you can gain his trust completely, watch what you say around him. Behind that mask is a scared child who is afraid of the big bad world due to being hurt before. But once you gain his trust, you have yourself a loyal soldier who will die for your very being!
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Ace has a horrible self esteem, so he struggles with opening up to others and letting them see his weak points. He has terrible abandonment issues and is always worried that if he shows any weakness or negative emotions he will be left. He was treated as a monster as a child and it shows in his adulthood as well. Deep down under that quiet exterior is a crying child that just wants to be loved. 
I love Erik Erikson, so we will be using him once again! Most of Ace’s trauma takes place at ages 5-12, so lets take a look what this means! From ages 3-5 a child learns about guilt vs initiative, they start to take control of little things in life and build confidence as adults cheer them on for making smart choices. If a child doesn’t get to experience learning control or gets negative backlash they begin to feel guilt, and as adults they struggle with making choices without feeling guilty. We don’t know much about Ace’s childhood before meeting Luffy, but we can see in his adulthood this time wasn’t an easy passing for him. 
The next stage is industry vs inferiority, this is the BIGGEST part of Ace’s character. During this time a child learns how to cope with social interactions, if failed they gain inferiority to others and have a bad habit of comparing themselves. We see this when Ace thinks Luffy would rather have Sabo than him, and again when he doesn’t open up to the Whitebeard pirates at first. 
I also believe Ace was so accepting of his execution because he didn’t feel he was worthy of living. He only made a move to protect Luffy the entire time, because Luffy was someone he felt deserved to live, again comparing himself to someone else. 
Taking this into consideration Ace will be a hard man to date. He will be jealous, but not state it out of guilt, sitting in his own self-hatred as he watches you talk with others, telling himself you are better off with them than him. He HATES that feeling, he wants your attention for himself 24/7 and can be extremely clingy. 
He can also be a bit manipulative with his words. Since he has both a guilt issue and a inferiority complex, he’s in pain a lot, and just like any other human, he sometimes wants you to feel his pain. It’s never intentional and he means well, but damn why do you get to laugh with that person? Isn’t he good enough?
Give him time to work through his anxieties and be patient, always take the extra time to reassure him that you love him and he’s the only one for you! Just like a new puppy, he will take a while to get accustomed to you and your needs, but will be the best, loyal puppy you could ever ask for~!
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cuinnamonbun · 3 years
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I really love ur headcanon about Hijabi Mc with the brothers! I really love it cuz there is no one writing about us in any fandom =(
I was thinking would u do the (un)datebale characters with Hijabi Mc if u can ? =3
If u don’t want then u can ignore the ask 🖤
Hello there, angel! I assume you meant the chaotic Hijabi MC headcanon that I wrote, so I hope you enjoyed these xx
she/her pronouns!!
The (Un)Dateable Characters' + Luke’s Reactions to a Hijabi MC That Looks Extremely Pious and Quiet but is Actually a Chaotic Mess
Diavolo
As future king of the Devildom that wishes to strengthen the relations between the three realms, prejudice and discrimination against the human exchange students’ choice of religion is a HUGE no-no
Diavolo would not mind the fact that she is wearing a symbol of her devotion to God on her head, but he would be so intrigued by this human at first meeting
Not about her religion, of course, he is well aware of all the religions in the world; Abrahamic religion being the one he is most familiar with (obvi)
What excited him was the fact that this human was so. friggin. hilarious.
He’s not even sure if this human is doing it on purpose because something would happen that would catch her off guard and she would just say?? the most random shit???
Like say, she got jumped by Mammon and her response to that would be a monotone scream and a “sTOP i could’ve dropped my croissant!” but she was actually genuinely startled
He’d be so fascinated like wow! Go girl, give us nothing!!
He would invite her over for tea so many times just so she could explain slang to him
Diavolo: Tell me MC, what is the meaning of DILF?
Due to personal reasons, MC will now be passing away
He would abuse the usage of slang everywhere and he would be so excited to finally understand what Leviathan is talking about
Lucifer: Diavolo, we must talk about the student council budget
Diavolo: That wasn’t very cash money of you
Lucifer: ....excuse me?
Diavolo: Periodt okurrr slay queen
MC has to go hide to avoid being slaughtered like a sacrificial lamb by Lucifer
Diavolo would be also be curious and impressed at the intricate planning of each and every one of her pranks
Like sure, it may be annoying to be the one at the receiving end of it, but understanding the details behind it?? All the logic, physics and patience put into it just to ensure a flawless delivery??? Absolutely stunning
MC has him mesmerised
He would absolutely want to learn the art of pranking from her
Honestly, at this point it’s no longer the human exchange student and the Devil King, it’s now the mentor and the mentee
Lucifer has to demand MC to stop teaching him these things for the sake of his sanity because it’s taking him away from his royal duties that’s keeping the Devildom from falling apart
They still meet up in secret though screw you, Lucifer
Barbatos
This is another demon whom would not mind the fact that their chosen exchange student is a Muslim
Lord Diavolo’s reputation hangs on this exchange program going extremely well, he would not let simple prejudices put a smear on that
He has prepared himself well to receive people from different walks of life just so he can provide all students a comfortable stay during their term in the Devildom
But wait...what is that human doing?
Oh...this poor man
Not only does he have to keep that ginormous labyrinth of a castle spotless and immaculate at all times and ensure that every event being hosted by the castle is going perfectly without a hitch, but he also has to take care of an overgrown man-child that is also known as the future king of the Devildom
Now, he has to make sure this...mess of a human doesn’t go stir up trouble anywhere?
Barbatos is a calm and collected man, but he’s still a demon; virtues aren’t exactly something they practice 
He would need to down three cups of melancholy coffee and squeeze a stress ball whenever he catches MC in her antics whether it is alone or with someone in tow
Somehow he’s the only one whom MC would find almost impossible to prank
Like she managed to catch Lucifer off guard once (that was her proudest achievement) but BARBATOS???? yeah, it’s like he has a pair of eyes on the back of his head or something
MC: *tries to sneak up on him*
Barbatos, not even turning back: Enough of that now, MC, come enjoy this tea I’ve made
Pranking Barbatos will become her number one mission during her entire term in the Devildom
Barbatos would be really amused and impressed at the lengths she would go through just to see that shocked look on his face
Why, it might even be—dare he say—endearing
Though MC will cause this man stress and grey hairs, Barbatos couldn’t help but appreciate her company every time she came around
When she’s not up to her daily shenanigans, she would simply opt to help Barbatos out with some of the chores or preparing the treats for a tea party with the student council members and the exchange program, even though he’s mentioned that she should do no such thing
But knowing that this girl is constantly energetic and restless, Barbs agreed to let her help since he would not want to deal with her breaking some priceless antiques or getting herself in trouble with Devildom law again
She helps to remind him that it’s okay to be laidback once in a while and that he doesn’t need to be so uptight all the time
These two have an unusual friendship but it’s only good vibes all around ^^
Before she leaves the Devildom though, he would pretend that she actually managed to startle him with her last grand prank and the look on her face was worth his reputation taking a slight hit
He totally has a soft spot for her
Solomon
OOOOH THESE TWO
THESE TWO ARE THE EMBODIMENT OF CHAOS ITSELF
Solomon and MC would be the best of friends man
The minute this shady sorcerer laid his eyes on her, he KNEW...this would be his new BFF
They would wreak so much havoc together that they give Lucifer a migraine the size of Lord Diavolo’s castle because they’re rUiNiNG tHe iNtEgRiTy oF tHE eXcHanGe pRoGrAm
Psh, as if that’d stop them
Honestly, it was like they each have one braincell that cancels each other out every time they get together
Lucifer: You two better have an explanation for this
MC: We have three actually. 
Solomon: Pick your favourite
Lucifer hates it whenever they get together and he would always try to prevent them from meeting up 
But his wits are no match for the power of their friendship!!
Solomon would defff try to persuade MC to get more pacts with other demons
Solomon: C’monnnn MC, we could be powerful! :c
MC: Bold of you to assume we’re not powerful now, bestie
So we have established that MC loves to pull pranks right?
She would have so many ideas on the top of her head that she would never use because 1) they either defy the laws of physics or 2) she would need magic to pull it off perfectly
So imagine her excitement when she found out Solomon is the greatest human sorcerer
She would 100% reel him in her plans and schemes and NO ONE (except the angels, they have immunity bc they’re babies :] ) would be safe from them
Despite all the fun they would have though, Solomon definitely treasures her as his greatest friend
I imagine life for Solomon would be quite lonely and he appreciates the constant joy and company that MC would provide him
He would definitely fuck a bitch up if someone dares to mess with his bestie 🙄
These two adore each other so much but they would be caught DEAD before they would admit that to each other 🤭
Simeon
When they first met, Simeon was so happy to find a person so devoted to God such as MC
He takes it upon himself to become MC’s guardian angel around the Devildom
He would helicopter them for a while and would (reluctantly) back off if MC finds it a bit suffocating 
(don’t be mean MC, he just cares about u alot that’s all :( )
This man is capital P patient
I mean, that’s a given with him being an angel and all
But seriously,,, one has to be in awe at how calm and collected he is even when MC would pull pranks that would cause a normal person to wanna punch the living daylights out of her
Eventually she would feel bad and stop pulling these pranks on him though, he’s just too sweet and she can’t take advantage of that </3
They would be really close though (along with Luke) because he would frequently invite her to pray the 5 essential prayers together with Luke or read the Qur’an together and it’s just wholesome vibes all around man 🥺
As angels, him and Luke would have such beautiful recitations of the Qur’an and I can picture MC frequently dropping by Purgatory Hall just to listen to him recite the kalimahs with the perfect tajweed (Non-Muslims if you’d like to hear an example, check out Sheikh Mishary reciting Surah al-Kahf, it’s beautiful man 🥺)
He would frequently invite MC and Luke out for walks too and these three would look so domestic together people often mistake them as a little family (much to the brothers’ chagrin and Simeon’s amusement)
Simeon has such a calming presence that he could even tame a chaotic MC down and have her sit still enough, it will be as if she turned into a completely different person
Lucifer, in his demon form: MC STOP RUNNING AROUND YOU’RE GOING TO FALL AND HURT URSELF
MC, violently shaking like a hamster on crack: U CANT STOP ME LUCI, URE NOT THE BOSS OF-
Simeon: Hello, MC! Would you like to come and have a pleasant chat with me? ^^ 
MC, as if in a trance: ...anything for you, Beyonce
MC is such a simp for Simeon and honestly, who can blame her?
Luke
Luke was extremely happy when the two of them met
This cutie is a proud servant of God and he loves humans who loves Him as much as he does
So it comes as to no one’s surprise when he attaches himself to MC
This would heighten when MC stepped between him, Beel and Lucifer during that,,,,incident
His favourite time of the day is praying in congregation with MC and Simeon and baking with MC
MC would steer clear from involving Luke in her pranks and/or outright pranking him
He’s just a precious little child okay, MC has a soft spot for this angel
She would definitely try to tone down her chaotic energy around him, but she would NOT hesitate to verbal + cyber bully any demons that dare to bully her child
Rando demon: haha shortstack
MC: So you have chosen death
Seriously, Luke would gawk at the obscenities coming from MC’s mouth
He would have to physically drag her away before the demons could devour them both
He would be absolutely SHOOKETH at the language she used because she has been nothing but sweet and polite to him. It was like she switched into a whole different person right in front of his eyes
Luke: MC! I knew living with those horrid demons is a bad idea! They’ve corrupted you now!! *crying Luke noises*
MC: Lil buddy, I was born this way
He would definitely feel really touched that MC is so protective of him though, but he would have to tell her to never say those words again, even if she’s trying to protect him
She would (hesitantly) tell him she would try her best but that would literally only last for half a day because another demon has foolishly decided to mess with him with her present
MC is Luke’s mother point blank period.
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Naughty Alphabet ;o
@savnofilter , YOU HAVE UNLEASHED THE BEAST, PREPARE THYSELF FOR MINE WRITINGS. (That I hope are suitable to you lol) thanks for giving me that extra push to finally make my page!
Warnings: if you not into the naughties, get outta here before it’s too late.
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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
•Will want v much to knock tf out bc you sucked all of the energy out of him, (thru his dick). But will tend to you until he is sure you are all set and good to knock out with him. (Make sure you go to the bathroom after, bring you a washcloth, help hold you up in the shower bc he fucked you so hard you couldn’t stand....) Aaaaand don’t forget the cuddles, doesn’t care how sweaty y’all are.
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
•D-UUUH, his hands!! So he can sMaCk that delectable ass, which is definitely his favorite. Grope, jiggle, poke, the possibilities are endless. But tbh he’d find a way to enjoy you just the same even without access to his arms.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
•WOOOOOOO-EEEE, this boy don’t give a fuck about messes while having sex-it’s called doing the dirty for a reason. He’ll cum on you, make you cum on him, you won’t know what fluids belong where.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
•Its kind of hard to pinpoint a kinky type dirty secret on him bc I’m pretty sure he’d own it. But I’m gonna go ahead and say that he secretly loves when you take the reigns. He’d do anything to make you feel good, but it’s just as fun to watch you going to town, pleasing yourself by bouncing up and down on his dick, not allowing him any access to you.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
•HAHAHAHAHA, he was a sweet boi until he met you. But, Katsuki is a very smart boy, and will have you writhing and begging under him in no time.
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
•D D D DOOOGGGY STYLE. He wants full access to that ass. Like mentioned earlier, he likes slapping it, groping it, watching Newton’s third fucking law of motion in play (google it and learn something new). Your ass, to him is fantASStic. And I bet he likes the sound of his balls slapping against your pussy too.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
•I can’t imagine you’d get anything more than a chuckle or two from him, and that’d probably be from how cute he thinks you are in the moment, or what a mess you are, undone by him. But if you initiated a joke or two, as it arises, I don’t think he’d mind and you might get a reaction. I really don’t think he’d appreciate it being continuous though.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
•BAKUBUSH FOR THE WIN! Groomed bush tho, it annoys him when it’s out of control and he doesn’t like the way it feels.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
•It might not be typical romantic, but I’m pretty positive that every time you guys do the deed, he looks at you like you are the only true thing in the world. He loves that you trust him enough and love him enough to let him be inside of you like this, that you feel he is good enough for you. Of course, the way he shows this is by fucking you mercilessly into the mattress.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
•Katsuki is whipped for you. (Though he’d never admit it). So if he doesn’t have access to you, or you are on vacation and he won’t be seeing you for a while, you can bet your bottom dollar that he’s gonna jack off if he needs to. And if he can, he’ll try to do facetime sex with you. If that’s not an option, he’ll do it in the shower to the thought of you. (Which sometimes he enjoys a lot because he can imagine whatever he wants to do to you, and how he’s gonna give it to you when he can see you again.)
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
•Ddlg!! You are daddy’s girl, (or whatever name you prefer), and you and your entire being belong to him, and he loves making you understand that, and hearing you admit it and moan it out of those pretty lips of yours.
•Another one might be you dressing up and looking nice to go somewhere. Like a fancy cocktail party, or one of the hero galas he gets invited to. You guys are always late and everyone always knows why. He loves seeing you stand tall and proud, stomping in those heels and swaying those hips, ready to stab someone’s eye out if they look at you wrong.
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
•E V E R Y W H E R E.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
•Anything that has to do with you. But the number one way to get him riled up is to play with him. Like playing dumb and dropping something in front of him, or “accidentally” brushing against his dick when you stand up, stuff like that. And playing hard to get.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
•He won’t share you, or himself with anyone else, so no threesomes or anything like that. He needs to have you all to himself.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
•I’m gonna say it’s an even split between the two. Either way, he wins. He gets to see you wiggle and unwind by his doing, getting himself worked up in the process, or just being straight up blessed every time you decide to go down on him in return. But he really does love just watching the way you react, in either scenario.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
•Will almost always want and do it fast and rough, but if you’re in need of some tender love, he’ll give it to you slow and sensual. Which will probably drive you nuts and it’ll eventually end up fast and hard anyways.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
•He’d rather have proper sex because it’s more fun, but he’ll take what he can get, just to be with you. Quickies happen more often when you guys are out and about and he really needs a piece of you.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
•Bakuboi is a good boi, he doesn’t like breaking rules. So when it comes to doing it in public, it has to be in a place where no ones is gonna catch you guys. (Though he doesn’t really mind the thought of someone catching him giving it to you, cuz no one else can.) As for sexy time introductions of new ideas and toys? To me, he’s a “if it ain’t broke don’t fix it” type of guy, but if you want to try something he’s willing to do, he’ll do it.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
•I really think that for any human being, it depends on what kind of mood/day they’ve had. But for a good day? Hours. A really good day? You won’t be able to walk tomorrow.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
•Nah, he’s fully confident he can give you all the pleasure you need by himself. He has to be the best after all.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
•Bring some tissues bc he’ll drive you to crying for release.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
•Katsuki has them sexy grunts, the deep rumble growls that come from his chest, and the occasional curse word. If you guys are on the younger side, I wouldn’t be surprised if his voice cracked as he came.
W = Wild Card (Get a random head-canon for the character of your choice)
•If you got angry with him and denied him sex for a while, he will once again convert into Lord Explosion Murder Guy. He will be on the war path, probably throw himself into work to forget about how fucking horny he is, and everybody should keep at least five feet of distance from him at all times. He probably won’t even be able to relieve himself because he’s so angry he’s scared he’ll blow his dick off.
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
•I don’t think he’s the longest cucumber in the patch, definitely above average but not a horse. But he got that girth. Even if you’ve tossed around your share of cucumbers, I’m pretty sure you’re going to have to work up to fit around him.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
•....It gets lower as he gets older, but set aside a private fund between you two for condoms.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
•I firmly believe that he is actually a perpetually sleepy boi, he will knock tf as soon as you are ready to do so with him.
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A/N: I’m not always this ‘silly’ but this is my first post and it’s the way I preferred to do something like this. Please feel free to send in requests and asks and comments and what not, just be patient with me! I hope the format wasn’t confusing, I’ve never used the text posts on tumblr so I don’t know all of the features yet, otherwise I would have added a cut.
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drv3imagines · 7 years
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How would the guys react to seeing their S/O with horrible bedhead?
.“How would the guys react to seeing their S/O with horrible bedhead?”
Not surprisingly if you were to look into my hair you see Satan itself, that’s how well I maintain my beauty.
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Kaito Momota
He starts to laugh, yes that’s his only reaction 
Kaito teases you about how bad your hair looks, the jerk.
Yes it might be playful teasing but you won’t stand for it!
While he’s distracted you bring your hands up to his hair, the astronaut screams at you to stop before it’s too late but you don’t listen to him.
rEVENGE-
oH HOLY LORD ATUA
You scream and Kaito panics, your hands. Oh god your hands their bleeding so much blood and
HOW THE LIVING FUCK
His hair now has your blood on it, you scream
“HOW MUCH HAIRSPRAY DO YOU USE MAN!?”
“HOW ELSE DO YOU THINK I CAN GET MY HAIR LIKE THIS!?”
good point.
oH GOD IT BURNS STILL
After a quick trip from the hospital
Astroboy repays you with cuddles after your hands are bandaged up
You forget all about you hair
Ryoma Hoshi
Your wonder why he’s been covering his mouth all day, maybe he has a cold?
And why is he trying so hard to hide why he’s covering his mouth from you when you asked him what’s wrong he pulled his hat over his face
...
You thought you told him that he should never keep secrets from you
Yeah he never responded to you back then but you thought you’ve grown closer since then.
Is it something important?
Or are you just being paranoid?
No, no! You just need to ask him again! That’s right ask him again!
When you try he just hides his face from you again
You cry
He doesn't hide anymore and goes to your side
“What’s wrong? Who made you cry?”
You explain to him how he was hiding from you all day, and that you were worried that he was hiding something important
For the first time you see him smile
“Are you serious?”
He gives you a mirror and
aRE YOU FU KING SERIOUS
He starts to quietly chuckle beneath his hat
HE WASN’T HIDING FROM YOU, HE JUST DIDN’T WANT TO LAUGH AT YOU
F U C K I N G S E R I O U S
At least he promises you that next time he’ll just laugh at you
Gonta Gokuhara
Is this what Kaede meant by twinsies!?
Are you and Gonta being the twinsies!!!?
His eyes shine with a hope thicker than anything you’ve ever seen.
But your eating your bagel, so he’ll need to wait a second
After eating your hope bagels cuz mmm hope
You ask the bug boi by what he means by that, and he points to your hair
Are you serious?
Ugh now your going to have to fix it, and it’s going to take long anD UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 
DAMN HOPE BAGELS MAKING YOU LAZY AF
“So you not being twinsies with Gonta...?”
You drop the comb to the ground and sit by his side
“S/O wouldn’t do that! That isn’t what gentle person do after all!”
Gonta and you show everyone your amazing twinsie hair.
It was awesome. That’s all I have to say.
Kiibo
...
It was very confusing, dating that is.
 What exacly were you trying to do with that hair style?
Perhaps you wanted to imitate his...
But it’s only an antenna
“Wait! S/O DOESN’T KNOW THIS!”
So he ran over to you and explained to you, you only nodded at his claims
“S/O that’s why you must use hair spray or gel to get your hair like this! I suppose... I’ll need to ask Saihara-kun later...”
“What chu’ mean Kiibo?”
“Ah. It’s just your hair and I thought...”
You go to the nearest mirror and check yourself in the mirror, you almost scream
“OH THANK GOD I DIDN’T GO OUT YET.”
“Correct. You have an important day with F/N if I’m right. At least that’s what my schedule is saying”
You hug your robo-boyfriend and thank him profusely. And give him a little kiss on the cheek 
He’s done something good today...!
His inner voice agrees as well, what a swell day!
Shuichi Saihara
Gives you a mirror right away, quietly shying away
What a good lil’ bean!
Wait a moment though.
You take his hat swiftly using your skillsz
(also this is sushi so he’s weak)
HOLY-
A large strand of hair stands up. and he squeaks before he before he shakily asksto give back his hat
“C’MON DON’T LECTURE ME WITH HAT HAIR LIKE THIS”
“P-PLEASE JUST GIVE ME MY HAT BACK”
“NEVER, THIS IS REVENGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~”
“S-S/O MY HAT!!!”
Sadly he get’s his hat back at the end of theday, and all of his friends saw himself hat-less 
How long has it been since he’s looked anyone in the eyes?
“Hey you should be hat-less more, you have very pretty eyes y’know?”
“....”
He tries to cover his embarrassment using his hat only to have it stolen away by you, again.
“A-ALRIGHT JUST PLEASE GIVE IT BACK!!!”
“S-S/O...? wAIT S/O NOT AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!”
Kokichi Oma
Why does your boyfriend suddenly want a date? Sure you love hanging out with him but you STILL NEED TIME TO PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON.
Because of him, you had to go out in your you don’t actually know...?
It better not be a fancy place, he’s wearing formal clothes so it might be a nice place ohgod...
You yell at him but he just drags you by the hand, to... to Shuichi’s house?
Seriously what kind of relationship do those two have??
“S/O-chan don’t worry we’re just going to a party!”
“At....At Shuichi’s house are we talking about the same person right now?”
“Non, non! My beloved S/O-chan see I organized the party~!”
“What? Why-?”
He just drags you inside where all your friends stay, confused in formal attire...? 
Really what has your boyfriend done?
He gives you the mirror, a note in crude crayon attached
“This is for not helping me get my panta, my sweet S/O-chan :3″
“Akamatsu-chan! Saihara-chan~! I can’t believe the two are seriously, literally, actually getting married! I decided to hold a party to celebrate it just for you two!”
Shuichi looks like he’s about to lecture your boyfriend, but before her could Kaede thanks him for doing a lot of work to set up this party.
Shuichi blushes as Kaede makes him dance with her
Looking into the mirror you see your hair in horrible condition, and your still wearing your pajamas
...
You almost kill your boyfriend when the party is over
Korekiyo Shinguuji
You just wanted some fucking pancakes
THAT’S ALL YOU WANTED NOW LOOK AT YOU, EATING FUCKING BAGELS AS YOUR BOYFRIEND COMBS YOUR HAIR
“S/O I’ll apologize for setting up a date that I must have cancelled but..”
“You need to pay more attention to matters like this, Nii-san wouldn’t like it if I hadn’t groomed daily”
“You just hadn’t done anything for you hair you just woke up like this? You expect me to believe such a flimsy lie?” 
IT’S TRUE THOUG-
“Ufufu~ Honestly lying to me while my sister is around you should be shamed.”
“If it hadn’t been for the laws of this land I would have slayed you Korekiyo Shinguuji”
“I’ve set up reservations for tomorrow, does that help?”
“I LOVE YOU”
In another room Korekiyo’s sister just laughed
“Good for them.”
Rantarou Amami
As the king of chill he just doesn’t really care and just starts brushing your hair
He’s done this with his little sisters a million times before, this isn’t his first rodeo you know!
“Hey Amami? Are you sad that you left your sister?”
He nods “Yeah, of course I do”
Your heart breaks a bit, you bite you lip
“I-Is.. that so? Do you regret coming to live with me then?”
“No, not at all. This is the best choice I’ve ever made actually... Much better than risking your life”
“How did we get from your sisters to your adventures?”
“Who said we ever stopped?”
You laugh, he smiles
You both enjoy the warmth of the other, no words are needed to express the moment the two of you share
It’s nice just enjoying each other
“I love you”
You nod and hug your perfect boyfriend, you stay like this for the rest of the day hand in hand
You want the moment to last forever, but even if it doesn’t you’ll have much more together won’t you?
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