Hellooo happy Valentines Besties ! 💝 boyfriend keeps asking me what we're gonna watch but my mind keeps coming back to the addams family. LmaOooo
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just imagined cowboy!xiaojun pulling his bandana down and kissing in your direction to tease you, maybe even throwing in a wink as if to say "i'm back, darling"
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arcane fans being so starved for content will never not be funny to me. just saw a thread of like 60 polls asking all of the intricacies of caitlyn and vi’s relationship. i answered all of them though i’m not a monster.
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The Untamed - Episode 19
Throughout the night, he [Jiang Cheng] had somehow managed to sleep a couple of times. The first reason was that, having been too tired from crying himself weak, he couldn't help from passing out. The second reason was that he still had the hope that this might be a nightmare. He couldn't wait to wake up after some rest and open his eyes to find himself lying inside of his room back in Lotus Pier. His father would be wiping his sword in the main hall. His mother would be angry again and complaining, scolding Wei Wuxian who winked in a funny way. His sister would be in the kitchen, thinking as hard as she could about what to make today. His shidi would be refusing to do their morning lessons properly and jumping around.
The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation, Chapter 59, Poisons- Part Four
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We need more fictional men who sew recreationally and have terrifying cats and tear up at the sight of silver needles
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okay wait laughingstock concept Incoming: so im imagining some of the neighbors (maybe Julie & Frank) noticing that Barnaby & Howdy are a lil fruity, yk yk. and Julie's like damn, i guess we have to play matchmaker here.
so naturally they wind up getting the whole neighborhood involved. everybody's a wingman here. Poppy's dropping hints when Howdy drops off groceries, Wally is constantly asking Barnaby to go get him things from the bodega, etc etc. Howdy and Barnaby are facing this sudden change in town-wide behavior with slight concern and bemusement
eventually - lets say Julie, Sally, and Wally - get Barnaby into the bodega and then abruptly leave like "don't have too much fun without us you two *wink wink nudge nudge*". once they're gone (read: very obviously hiding outside & watching through the window) Barnaby & Howdy turn to each other like:
Barnaby: you think we should tell them we're already married?
Howdy: let them have their fun - they'll figure it out eventually
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not to be nitpicky but i'd like to address the Problems with the Overarching System in legendborn.
but like, not the important ones. not the ones the books focus on. no, i'll be yelling about how the entire mageguard is shit at their jobs.
like, first? black isn't that good for stealth. dark gray or blue works better, and they CANONICALLY HAVE DARK GRAY UNIFORMS. which they USE. but it's DURING THE DAY. when they, y'know, aren't useful
also, the concept of a kingsmage is broken because 1 person is fallible and also sleep n shit, but especially in regards to the goruchels. like. imagine the one person who's allowed to be alone with the scion of arthur, who already has quiet demon feet, who already has been trained to maintain v few interpersonal connections and be v standoffish, gets killed and replaced by a demon. what then.
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Pov: your me and your teachers last name is Marston and in conversation you accidentally say John Marston instead of his name so you just kind of awkwardly laugh and say you play too much rdr
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