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So I had two wisdom teeth taken out Thursday which took me out as soon as the localised anesthetic wore off, which means I completely slept through the whole of Friday 13th.
Do with that information what you will but I wanted to throw it out into the void
I'm sure we've all seen the screenshots from X/Twitter (Xitter?) featuring the superspicy takes by the Only Friends acting coach with the handle @VivienneActing.
I've only just found out who this individual is: it's Den Panuwat Inthawat and you read about more Khun Den's work on their biography page in MDL:
Many thanks Khun Den for your insightful, intelligent and informative takes on BL, queer and other media! 😍
Spewart: Tso chicken, jalapeño chicken sandwiches, buffalo wings, crab rolls, superspicy curry, spicy ramen... I love each and all of them! Hariet says I'm only allowed one a week though >:[
Topper: I get um... really bad dysentery every time I have it, so... I don't like it.
What can we do as a following to convince you and your partner to get an OnlyFans or a joint Twitter or a single SUPERSPICY™ picture -maybe even posted for 4 hours 👀
No plans for this in the near future but glad to know the demand is out there :O
“ Alright, alright! Now this is what I’m talking about! A table full of spicy noodles, peppers and other hot foods, bread and milk to chill out, AND I get to entertain some people? This is great! Alright then, let’s see if this little ‘ghost pepper’ is as hot as it makes itself out to be. “
Round 1; A cup of spicy noodles with ghost pepper hot sauce.
...
It was at this moment that she knew...she f***ed up. Holy crap, it’s only the first bite, too! How do people eat this stuff??
Clenching her fist as hard as she could, as wheezes of unbearable pain escaped her lips, the princess would muscle her way through the cup until not even a single noodle remained.
With that done, she would tank an entire glass of milk, before gasping for air...
“ Heh. That wasn’t so bad. Man, what is this stuff made for? Babies? Bring on the next round! “
Round 2: Hot Wings with Super Ghost Pepper Hot Sauce.
Regret... That was the only emotion she could truly feel in this moment...besides suffering. What in the hell?! It’s like someone dumped lava right onto her tongue! Dramatically falling to the floor after going through half the wings, a shaking hand would desperately take a loaf of bread in hand in hopes relieving this unbearable pain... Why isn’t this working? Why? Why?!
Okay, okay...it started to calm down, a little. *Cough* “ No, no...I’m good. Just...went down the wrong pipe. that’s all. This stuff’s weak, and I’m strong. It’s weak...and I’m strong. “ Man, if only she could really believe that. Luckily, she made it through the 2nd round, so now it’s time to finish things off.
Round 3: Superspicy Curry
...You know how she mentioned in the previous round that the food felt like someone dumped lava right onto her tongue? Well, looks like she’s going to be taking that statement quite literally, as the curry was bright red, bubbling, and MELTING THE PLATE IT WAS ON.
...After swiftly writing her will, and accepting her inevitable demise, Apricot would take shakily take one bite of the curry
...
Without a single word, the princess would stand up from her chair, with both hands covering her mouth.
“ Give me a moment. I’m gonna go cry. “
The door to to her room would quickly shut, as screams of unholy pain would echo through the door.
...Needless to say, she was never doing this again. Considering she was already terribly weak with spicy food...and that she had to use an ice-flower to not pass out from her tongue feeling like it was set on fire, that much should be obvious.
Luckily, thanks to a 1-Up, she was able to heal quite quickly from the pain...but the mental anguish was something that would take her a little while to recover from.
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"Ah, hi!" Jae managed-- Part of her kept forgetting that Valentines day existed. But wouldn't stop her from actually getting something. Eventually. "May I get the dreamsicle, coconut & banana, and I th--" She side-eyes the superspicy choco. Oh my god, okay. She didn't think that would ever exist, "...And actually, one superspicy chocolate as well." She's NOT getting it for Gwen, good god, she's getting it for herself.
. "Excellent choices." Oh hey. Another one curious about the spicy choco. Who knew people would be interested in another odd flavor?
Ankh didn't take long to present the three chocos, with the Superspicy one being half the size of the other two.
. "No need for show an ID - I can shense that you're jusht old enough. What I will need before we continue with payment, ish for you to shign this sheet of paper right here. This ish only required for the Shuperspicy Choco, should you still wish to buy one."
Oh. So it wasn't totally just a deterrent for certain younger brats. Ok.