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thenixkat · 2 years

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Popculture dragon review (humanoid) part 1

(For dragons that are either fully humanoid or humanoid from the waist up. Pretty much dragon men, snake skirts, and serpent taurs. Also, yes, fish count as serpents. As do whales.)

Dobrickmon from Digimon

4/10- An armored dragon man digimon that loves to see the world burn. The head and shoulders are nice, like the toothy armor. The legs look terrible and the gauntlets aren’t much better. And just, no on those titties.

King Koil from Ben 10 (reboot)

6/10- A dork. A king of serpents and can control reptiles. Decided to make a herpetologist his queen b/c she was nice to snakes. Man really said that he understands the concept of clothing and chooses to go ass out with just a cape and crown. Like the extra arms and his little scale sleeves.

Rani Nagi from The Secret Saturdays

7/10- I do love a good lady villain. Look at her ugly ass big ass alien ass head. That one strand of hair. Her twiggy ass lil pincher arms. I do like the coiling up of her neck that she does when talking to short people. Is supposed to be a naga, the naga queen, but done in the style of the snake taurs that people call nagas in the west. So points off for that last thing.

Duncan Rosenblatt from Firebreather (film)

5/10- Hmmm this bitch ugly and not in the way that I like. Visually this boy is very interesting. Like that exposed core in his transformed state and the scaly texture on his human form is neat. Those nail-claws are also interesting. But its just kinda ugly. Something about the facial structure and hair is just not doing it for me. Do like that he eats coal. Also, his fucking dad is the Image comics universe version of fucking Godzilla. His mom fucked Godzilla. And divorced Godzilla.

Ursula from The Little Mermaid

8/10- She’s thick and working it. Love the vibes. I ain’t notice before but woman got an ass on her. Also she’s magic and a shapeshifter as a proper dragon should be. Also purple and black go great together.

Megidramon from Digimon Tamers

10/10- Listen, this bitch sexy. It’s so gods damn cool looking. Fucking god dragon of the apocalypse and feel like it. Love the flame like aspects on the arm blades and the wing color. That purple jaw is a nice little contrast. Also love the pseudo double mouth thing its got going on. Ya’ll don’t know how much I LOVE face-’out of control monster’ turns. And the fact that it tried to eat a bitch? I’m in love.

Shendu from Jackie Chan Adventures

9/10- Speaking of sexy. My man Shendu is the father of an entire generation of furries. He’s got all the dragon powers. Can control the elements, shapeshift, even astral project and possess people (two dragon powers you really don’t get to see a lot of in pup culture). He’s got a nice face with the row of horns and lil fin mustache. I will say his coloring is kinda... bland. He’s just green with a yellow underbelly. That’s it. Do enjoy that he’s an evil Chinese dragon who can command western (more westerny) dragon minions.

Owlman from The Secret Saturdays

7/10- What a horrible horrible little bird. Nice.

The Queen of the Lair from She Creature

10/10- Probably the most gnarly mermaid I’ve seen in mermaid horror films. Her colors are hard to see in the actual film but are pretty nice. Love her weird bulgy squinty eyes. This lady goes out and finds humans to mind control/kill to feed her school. Shapeshifting into a more humanoid/attractive form to seduce humans is very much a very dragon ability.

#nix reviews #dragons #merfolk #owlman #long post

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bigskydreaming · 5 years

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The only real equivalent Marvel has to Bruce Wayne is Logan, no it does not matter that he isn’t a billionaire, this is my hill, I will die on it.

Fact the first: Both are socially inept jackasses who insist this is proof they are meant to be alone. When alone, they sit in their Feels and cry because they don’t actually want to be alone.

Fact the second: Both are under the impression that unattended children are like Pokemon, and you gotta catch ‘em all.

Fact the third: Both make shadowy government agencies swoon with the desire to follow them around and collect their blood spatters to turn into clones. Kidnapping is also occasionally on the table.

Fact the fourth: Both are sometimes surprisingly good at parenting and other times absolutely the worst at parenting. There is no in between.

Fact the fifth: Both staunchly insist they are not team players. Both are also on an average of 12.5 teams at any given moment.

Fact the sixth: Both are the best there is at what they do. Both really really really never get tired of reminding everyone that they are the best there is at what they do.

Fact the seventh: Both are completely incapable of determining if their teammate (Clark Kent, Scott Summers) is their best friend, worst enemy, rival, love interest, or occasionally all of the above. Sometimes this leads to being the center point of an isosceles love triangle, and with it usually mistaken as having Diana Prince or Jean Grey as the center point of said isosceles love triangle. Diana Prince and Jean Grey are never the center point of said isosceles love triangle.

Fact the eighth: Both have at least (1) over-achieving, perfectionist and precocious child or child surrogate who was already glued to them at the hip when they probably should have been watching Saturday morning cartoons still instead (Dick Grayson, Kitty Pryde), (1) brooding, misunderstood bad boy child who they do not have good relationships with on account of All The Murder (Jason Todd, Akihiro), (1) undersized ball of jaded cynicism with the potential to Destroy Civilization should said cynicism ever evolve all the way into jaded nihilism, hence it is highly recommended that they not be left alone to their own devices (Tim Drake, Jubilation Lee), (1) exceptionally talented Warrior Child who takes after them in most ways, including their claims to be too brooding/solitary/dangerous to have friends, but who actually collect friends and allies like they’re a supermagnet dragging all things iron into their sphere (Cassandra Cain, Laura Kinney), (1) Smol and Adorable Murder Child who really should be kept away from all things with stabbing potential, but whom it is equally impossible to keep away from all things with stabbing potential (Damian, Gabby), and (1) Shiny New Child who likes to claim they don’t know what they’re doing here, two seconds before turning the dial up to eleven like this is Spinal Tap and they try and catch up to their siblings’ scores in the game of Wtf Why Would Anyone Think That Was A Good Idea in a span of 24 hours or less (Duke Thomas, Jimmy Hudson).

Fact the ninth: Both have never met a romantic interest who hasn’t tried to kill them or at least seriously considered trying to kill them at least once. Yes, this includes Clark Kent and Scott Summers. In defense of their love interests, said love interests are usually extremely Valid for these attempts.

Fact the tenth: Both have at least one ruthless, relentless and implacable enemy who is either their brother or long-time friend who’s completely obsessed with them, depending on which dimension they’re in or just like, which day of the week it is (Lincoln March, Owlman, Hush, Sabretooth, Dog. Yes, Logan has a brother named Dog, you can look it up, I couldn’t make this up if I tried.)

Fact the eleventh: Both would really like to be excluded from all narratives including the originators of ancient cults or secret societies with ties to their fursonas (Barbatos, Romulus).

Fact the twelfth: Both would really like their children and colleagues to stop referring to them as having fursonas.

Fact the thirteenth: Both are convinced they are the last line of defense should their colleagues, friends and families ever go mad with power and need to be taken down. The families, friends and colleagues of both would really like them to get over themselves and stop milking this as an excuse to avoid all social gatherings and/or fun, for they have all already lived through five versions of that scenario by now and no longer care.

Fact the fourteenth: Both would really like time travel and time travelers to leave them alone, they are old and they are tired.

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Fact the fifteenth: Time travel and time travelers will never ever leave them alone.

Edited to add: Yes I know about Dark Claw, please do not assume the absence of Dark Claw from this post was because I don’t know about Dark Claw and need to be informed about Dark Claw. Dark Claw’s absence from this post was because I’ve invested considerable time and effort in trying to FORGET about Dark Claw. Thank you for your understanding. - Management

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twoidiotswatchcartoons · 5 years

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Secret Saturdays DnD Classes

Doc Saturday- Protection Fighter

Drew Saturday- Paladin

Zak Saturday- Druid/Bard of Whispers

Wadi- Rogue

Doyle- Rogue OR Warlock OR Bard

Van Rook- Warlock

V V Argost- Cleric

Munia- Fighter

Ulraj - Monk

Fiskerton - Ranger

Komodo- Rogue

Epsilon- Bitch

Francis- Jerk

Piecemeal- Vore Demon

Owlman- Nightmare Fuel

Salt Man- Angery

Beeman- Bees?

Secret Scientists- hapless NPCs

Zak Monday- Druid (but, like, bad, this time)

Doc Monday- Barbarian

Drew Monday- What dat Tongue Do?

Fisk Monday- Bystander

Zon Monday- Bird

Komodo Monday- Huge Brain

Kur- Kurleric

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crystal-moon-101 · 2 months

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I heard from a little birdie that you were a Secret Saturdays expert, well the series has come back under my radar and I was dying to know what you think about the show, and the fandom, also how do you feel about the property now? Do you thik it would be more popular if it had aired now rather than in '08? Loooooove your blog btw, so glad I found you! 🤞

So as a kid I didn't get to watch much of it due to airing problems (The struggles of being a New Zealand kid lol), but I had remembered a few episodes from my childhood, mainly the Owlman episode. I also have this vague memory of knowing the Kur/Zak twist because I swear I saw a ad that gave that away, haha. I started rewatching it after hearing it had a crossover with Ben 10 after I was getting back into that series too, and fell in love with the series as I had the means to finally watch it. I love the lore, the writing, the pacing, it's just a really solid show with a great story to follow, topics about morals, destiny, humanity and so on that I felt were handled in a good way. Not to mention the fact I am a sucker for family themed stuff in stories, and the Saturdays are a really good example. They love each other, and you get different moments between them, but they're also not perfect, and generally just feel real. I still really love the series, and have been working on doing for stuff for it. And while the fandom is small, I see some great stuff from it from time to time, and I'm hoping more might be introduced to the series via the Breakdown with Kuro. And I very much do think it would do well in this era in terms of fans, given a lot of people are really into cryptids and mythology, something many kids grew up with and now getting to express it more often. Not to mention all the culture stuff they talk about in the series. Though given how animated series are currently being treated, it would also have a rough time getting on it's feet sadly, just cause it's the currently climate for such shows. And thank you!

#Secret Saturdays #The Secret Saturdays #Ben 10 #Answered

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petitexmagician · 1 year

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Splatoon dead said let there be cryptids - this brought out my childhood memories of watching The Secret Saturdays and I remember full well they didn’t even SHOW Nessie

You guys bring life to the Owlman and a cat bigfoot but ya don’t show Nessie?

#ooc // Let's Start the Show!#I'm in a good ass mood but I still don't forgive TSS for not even showing Nessie #on the other hand frye my girl ya sweet eel tamer don't get me started with you-#anyways team big foot team neesie players you have both my respect and sadness for the lack of nessie appearances-

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bigskydreaming · 5 years

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Obviously I don’t consider Dick Grayson judging or turning his back on Jason for killing to be in character or Valid Writing.

Here are some more realistic or in character reactions Dick might have:

Dick, the exasperated oldest child, eternally frustrated at how difficult his family makes his role as Designated Family Mediator: Look, I know you have your Principles and Bruce has his Principles and and Tim and Damian’s Principles are fluid depending on who they decide they most want to Ally with in our latest family squabbles, but just once could SOMEBODY’S Principle be Not Making My Life So Damn Difficult?

Dick, the bearer of No, Murder Does Not Make You An Exemption To The Rules tidings: Jason, you’re not slick, everyone knows you only killed that guy to piss Bruce off enough that you could get out of coming to that event we’re all supposed to attend, you’ve pulled that stunt three times in a row and if we have to go, you have to go. Also, that edict came straight from Alfred, so you can kill as many people as you want before Saturday, the response’s still gonna be the same.

Dick, frankly unimpressed and not even sure why they’re having this conversation: Literally everybody who came to my birthday party last year has a higher body count than you. Somebody even gave me the hand of one of my enemies, and I’m not even sure who? There’s like, five different people it might have been. Also, don’t think I didn’t notice that you didn’t get me anything for my birthday last year, you ASS.

Dick, rolling his eyes at Jason’s insistence that he’s So Misunderstood and Dick Judges Him and thinks less of him for his actions: Yesterday you claimed that Damian is my favorite, and Dami’s killed more people than you, so which is the truth?

Dick, Historically Canon-Accurate: DAMMIT JASON, STOP TRYING TO KILL OUR BROTHERS, DON’T MAKE ME SAY IT AGAIN.

Dick, the annoyed older brother, not in the mood to listen to his kid brother tell him what to do, he’s not the boss of him: Jason, shut UP about how I’m not doing vigilantism right because I won’t kill people. No, I do not need to execute the bad guys in order to for me having literally just saved somebody’s life from them to have been worthwhile. Ugh, I have gotten this Murder is So Awesome, You Should Totally Try It, All The Cool Kids Are Doing It spiel from Slade Wilson, the Court of Owls, Helena, Tiger, Midnighter AND Raptor, just this past week alone. That creepy Owlman has even been calling me from Earth-3 somehow to do it too! I do NOT need to hear this same old crap from my little brother too, get some new material. Jesus, its like a broken record with you people. Why is everyone so obsessed with trying to get me to kill people?

Dick, fed up with hearing from Jason the bad-ass rebel about how he’s such a kiss-ass and Bruce’s loyal little foot soldier who always does what he’s told: I mean, when I was your age and I didn’t feel like doing what Bruce told me to, I only went off and restarted the Titans with a bunch of strangers and we all saved the world from an interdimensional Satan together, before Bruce literally stopped talking to me for years, but I mean sure, your cute little murder shtick works too. OMG Jase, you’re such a rebel, teach me your ways.

Dick, who honestly worries about his little brother and just wants him to be happy, but being extremely fucked up himself, has less than orthodox ways of going about that: I will let you kill this guy and not even say a word about it, but then you have to suck it up and actually ask Kyle Rayner out, that’s the Rule. No this is not open to negotiation, those are my terms, take them or leave them.

Dick, embarrassed his little brother just saved his ass by killing that guy he didn’t see sneaking up on him: Dammit Jason, that was totally unnecessary! I knew he was there the whole time, I had a PLAN, ugh.

Dick, yelling at a simultaneously yelling Jason in the middle of a supervillain’s base, surrounded by bodies, with alarms blaring and a self-destruct sequence activated while Starfire and Arsenal facepalm and roll their eyes, remembering oh yeah, this is why they never work with both Jason and Dick at the same time: We agreed, YOU take the twenty on the left, the twenty on the right were mine! You’re always taking my stuff!

Dick, sulkily being carried by Starfire with one arm with Jason carried by her other arm, as she flies them away from the exploding base to meet up with Arsenal who got fed up and left ten minutes ago to go get their ship: ‘Look at me, I’m Jason, I’m so cool, I shoot people and tell my Dad he’s not the boss of me and never call my brothers on their birthdays. You can’t play with me and my friends, you don’t even kill people, what a NERD.’

Dick, standing over a dead body across from Jason in the middle of a secret government facility neither of them are supposed to know about and definitely aren’t supposed to be in, as the Justice League is in the middle of long-term diplomatic efforts to get said secret facility shut down, with said efforts being way too slow and inefficient by both brothers’ standards: Neither of us was ever here, and nobody ever has to know about this. Deal?

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