#SPOCK I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE

[forecast0ctopus]

#‘sorry about the microaggressions’ was gonna be the whole joke but then i thought stupider #hes pulling his leg he knows perfectly well what bones means #star trek #star trek tos #star trek tos fanart #star trek fanart #spock #leonard mccoy #dr mccoy #mr spock #leonard bones mccoy #spock: your conduct was quite visible to the naked eye. but if you insist [microscope] #he got the microscope from hammerspace #i think bones should apologize but ill only accept some goofy exchange when hes trying to be genuine #it only makes sense. to me

[andy-888]

I did this after a lot of thoughts about THAT author's note

#spirk #spock #jim kirk #james t kirk #star trek the motion picture #star trek #idc what you say in the foot note Jim i know what you are

[trek-tracks]

I bet you say that to all the guys...

#star trek #star trek tos #leonard mccoy #jim kirk #spock #bones mccoy #captain kirk #amok time #the corbomite maneuver #mcspirk #maxstarfall #foamswords #just so you know I almost placed the post snippet over kirk's chest like a censor bar #but i decided to give the people what they want instead #diagnosed as unusual and perverse

[pyjamacryptid]

I haven’t watched strange new worlds yet but I have seen it all over tumblr and [bursts into the snw room, jumps onto the couch, huge smoothie in hand] YOU’RE TELLING ME THOSE LOSERS HELD H A N D S WHEN THEY FIRST MET?????????? … IN PUBLIC? who knew first contact got an encore

#by those losers I obviously mean Kirk and Spock #I KNOW YOU KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING JAMES TIBERIUS #… SPOCK CERTAINLY DOES #moving fast boys #I hope this post has the vibe I’m going for: here for the drama #k/s #kirk x spock #star trek #strange new worlds #star trek snw #SNW #kirk #spock #s’chn t’gai spock #james t kirk #snw spoilers #space husbands

[zerozerozio]

no more kirk/spock undertones. i want them confessing their undying love for each other, then kissing sloppy style in front of the camera. it's what they deserve

#this was in my drafts and i Do Not remember writing it #but its funny and true so Here you go #spirk #k/s #star trek kirk #james kirk #james t kirk #jim kirk #james tiberius kirk #star trek spock #star trek spirk #star trek the original series #star trek tos #star trek #star trek original series #s'chn t'gai spock #mr spock #mister spock #lol #first name mister #last name spock #actually you know what #star trek aos #fuck it them too #it applies #spirk aos #uhh #star trek alternate original series

[dustykneed]

post-the search for spock but it's a yuri slice of life comic <333 nothing as good a bonding activity as lovingly combing out your vulcan wife's hair as you fondly bitch about your other wife 🩵💙💛

#star trek #star trek tos #star trek fanart #star trek the original series #tos #spones #spones fanart #the search for spock #fem!trek au #dust trek aus #genderbend #leonard mccoy #bones mccoy #spock #leonard bones mccoy #s'chn t'gai spock #mcspirk #(if you squint) #im gonna be frank with yall i hid the mcspirk colors and also the enterprise colors in the lava lamp #tbf i hide a Lot of references in my stuff lmao if you see something thats mcspirk colored chances are i had a giggle abt it too #for my own entertainment i like to think spock grows out her hair (if youre new to my f!trek au spock basically has the same hair as m!spock #i like to think spock grows out her hair for fun and jim cuts her hair short also for fun #bones has Not changed her hairstyle in like twenty years and shes not about to do it anytime soon thank you vry much #or so she says #(jim cuts her hair for her and she changes up the length just a little bit every time) #spock knows this. spock endorses this because she thinks it's funny #bones complains about how damn long spock's hair is and how long it takes to dry but she loves combing it out so much #oh......wifes #NOT normal about this au at all but whats new lmao i am my own target audience <3333333 @ yall ty for stickin around #love yall!!

[bumblingbabooshka]

My name is [BRUTUS] and my name means [HEAVY] so with a [HEAVY] heart I'll guide this dagger Into the heart of my enemy

Something about having absolutely no choice in who you marry. About being literally forced by the law to spill blood - to accept this stranger as your husband over a man you truly care for or accept the fact that the man you love might die because you put him in danger. Something about risking becoming the wife of a man you've never even seen before a few minutes prior because you know anything would be better than putting your beloved in harm's way. Something about the trust inherent in that decision and in the way she speaks of it after. Truthfully, T'Pring doesn't know the captain and she doesn't know Spock. Either one of them could have taken her as their wife but she does know Stonn. She knows that Stonn will remain by her side no matter what. They made a plan together. They have an agreement which T'Pring believes will be upheld even though the plan changed with the arrival of Kirk. Stonn will always be there, always, and Stonn will be hers. Something about the language used around T'Pring: Ownership, subservience, non-personhood. T'Pring is an object that Spock can win. She cannot reject him, she has no say in the matter other than having Stonn 'claim' her instead. Even when Spock leaves after being very clearly rejected by T'Pring he says "Stonn, she is yours." as if despite her clear rejection he still owns her and is must formally 'give' her to Stonn. But the language T'Pring uses around Stonn is a break from that: "There was Stonn who wanted very much to be my consort, and I wanted him." Stonn who wanted very much to be HER consort and she WANTED him. The language here is very particular - It's not, for example: "Stonn wanted me to be his wife" - he is HERS. And she WANTS him. There's a mutual affection there and a strong trust - a trust which seems to be well founded since Stonn (though silent) stands by her side at the end of the episode. <- That might seem small but if Spock would reject her for 'daring to challenge' (again, the language is not 'because I don't want you' but more of an implied disgust at her having the AUDACITY to reject him) then it's not a stretch to assume that it'd be considered an insult in the TOS Vulcan society to NOT choose Stonn as her champion after a prior agreement. Anyway T'Pring was a woman in an impossible situation within a society which saw her as more of an object than a person and she wanted Stonn and Stonn wanted to be hers and she trusted that he would understand if she had to publicly pick someone else to ensure his life would be spared and he did understand.

#amok time #T'Pring i s....T'Pring she....-puts my head through a wall- #PLEASE read under the cut for my rambling about T'Pring in amok time pleasepleaseplease #tired of 'T'Pring is evil/a bitch' and VERY uninterested in 'T'Pring is a girlboss' #T'Pring is a person in a society which doesn't think she has the right to make her own choices who's in [love] with a man who [loves] her #back in what I'd like to think is implied to be a slightly subversive way in its mutual and fervent nature (whether the writers thought #this was a good or bad thing - who knows. We know better RIGHT??) #and yes I will stylize T'Pring's hair differently every single time I draw it HEHEHE #star trek tos #Spock #T'Pring #also of COURSE something something spock/kirk & stonn/t'pring parallels: To keep your beloved safe you have to force someone else to kill #theirs - not BC you hate him (you don't) but you don't love him either and why does HE get to have you even if you don't want him?? Why doe #he get to 'give' you to the person YOU chose?? It's not a hatred on a person level (which I wanted to portray with the 'brothers') portion #but a sort of societal embodying. #I will think about T'Pring not wanting to be 'the consort of a legend' every damn day !!! #They really could have laid it on thick in making her evil guys...T'Pau even makes a comment about Spock's 'vulcan blood is thin' #but all T'Pring says is that Spock is a legend and she doesn't want that for her life. She wants Stonn. #And you're gonna sit there and you're gonna tell her that she's wrong!??? Spock doesn't even want to be with her!! Why is she so hated!? #CAN WE FREE MY GIRL??? She did all that but it's being read in the worst faith possible!! #comix #bea art tag #star trek art #She literally says the word 'FREE'...she's TRAPPED!!!

[jennelikejennay]

If you're not one of my Spirk friends, hide your eyes 🫣

The rest of you, it's Vulcan biology time. I want your opinion on Spock's cock. The cock of Spock, as it were.

When considering how Vulcan genitals are arranged, most fic authors pick one of these three options: either it's very like human junk but green/ double ridged/ self-lubricating/ all of the above; or it hides in a sheath when not in use and gives you an exciting surprise later; or there are some kind of auxiliary tentacles called fra'als which join in the fun, often also including a sheath for handy storage. Only once did I see a fic that was none of those. Villi were involved and I can't picture what it was supposed to look like at all.

So I'm asking: using whatever metric you like (sexiest, most biologically interesting, most plausible, etc)...

#this is not appropriate #look away #spock #spirk #vulcan biology #you know what i forgot that one of them had two dicks but to me that's really more of a klingon thing #let's all pretend i have put very little thought into this and am just asking to be a silly little guy

[jim-kirks-bubble-butt]

if william shat(ner) hates spirk then why does he look at spock like That

#i know what you are #spirk #spock #james kirk #star trek tos #star trek

[arttsuka]

Sometimes I wonder what does my art taste like...🥪

The first attempt but it seemed too 'dry' so I added lettuce

#I might attempt to draw that in the future but better #I don't know how to draw bread. or lettuce. or cheese... #everything was so green I had to bring in the white pen to separate them #what does my art taste like #star trek #star trek tos #star trek the original series #spock #s'chn t'gai spock #sandwich #mlp #my little pony #sponie #fanart #art #traditional art #would you eat him?

[diesoonandsuffer]

sorry kirk and spock’s love for each other is written into the narrative. as if it’s my fault.

#since the companion video is making the rounds again #like yeah. sorry that by kirk's own definition of love he's in love with spock. sorry. #feeling like he's a part of you? check #more important than anything? well he loses his career and his ship just to bury the man. so. check #sorry that the enterprise and kirk are implied as being inherently linked. as if kirk's one true love is the ship. #and not only does he destroy that ship #but spock is 'at home nowhere except starfleet' and 'sees the enterprise as his whole world' #sorry if the vulcan who can't lie and follows rules to a t will lie and break rules for kirk. sorry. #as if any of this is my fault. #'he's trying to contact the vulcan. this species is capable of much affection. i wonder if they'll show it to us.' #sorry. as if i can do anything about that. #'you wouldn't know what to do with a genuine warm decent feeling.' 'really doctor?' 'i know. i'm worried about jim too.' #'i have been and always shall be yours.' #as if i wrote those myself. sorry. #feeling normal tonight. #kirk #spock #spirk #tos #sam's thots

[not-equippedforthis]

one am and im thinking what if i wrote a fic premise where kirk and spock are at this dance/buffet diplomatic event but then their pursuers enter the building and theyre trying to be discreet about trying to locate the two of them and for some reason or another they cant afford to give away their location so kirk and spock are trying to mingle with the crowd but theyre going to be found and kirk is murmuring ill try and locate a backdoor mr spock but in case prepare for- matters going south very quickly but then spock's oh so logical brain says why dont they blend in until they pass so he takes kirk by the elbow and starts leading him to where the couples are dancing to a fast and upbeat song because hes the son of an ambassador and dance is a way of connecting the mind and body of course amidst his vulcan upbringing he was taught how to dance so he takes kirk and begins to lead them at a fast pace and kirk's eyes are twinkling with amusement and surprise and surpressed nerves thrumming like a songbird like a new strategy, mr spock? and spock goes indeed, captain, odds indicate they will not look for us here and he loops them round and round but kirk is a charmer of course he knows how to dance and they spin round and round like two binary stars long after the spies have gone and kirk is following the rhythm he employs to win over any flirt but most of all hes losing himself in the easy spin and air of dancing with spock to the tune of the words unspoken between them forever implied and the light is hitting him like a nebula and kirk's intuition is his downfall tonight because he pitches spock in a perfect low dip and their eyes meet and he realises and-

#not equipped for rambling #i was listening to a lovely night from la la land and things went spirk quickly #havent even seen la la land i just think the soundtrack is gorgeous #the fast paced instrumental bit after the whole 'what a waste of a lovely night' is them dancing. btw. #star trek #does this make any sense who knows #star trek tos #i should be writing my actual wip spirk fic rn #tos kirk #tos spock #captain kirk #rambles #jim kirk #s'chn t'gai spock #star trek the original series #yeah i was listening to fucking la la land. can you tell. can you. #if you recognise this concept from the kyuushi fic i wrote ages ago no you dont (ily hello) #spock #kirk #spirk #k/s #the premise

[theawesometomboy101]

Another random Spirk thought I had recently (they live rent free in my head at this point). How do y’all think Jim would react to a shirtless Spock being commando in some sweatpants (or vice versa)?

#this is off duty ofc #imagine he enters Spock’s quarters or something and walks in seeing him in this outfit #star trek tos #star trek #spock #james t kirk #spirk #high thoughts #and by commando obviously that means nothing under it so Jim could see every outline of you know what #somebody should draw a grey sweatpants involving spirk plz #i’m begging #I could see Jim wearing sweatpants as a regular thing but Spock may do it for Jim’s request #Kirk wouldn’t be able to contain himself #my post

[katierosefun]

not to be like “ugh aos crew” again but ugh aos crew again spock really got accepted into the most prestigious university on vulcan and was like “haha fuck you <3�� bc they insulted the fact that he’s mixed-race jim banged his forehead in the shuttle within the first 30 seconds he was on board leonard was hiding in the bathroom of said shuttle because he hates flying sulu couldn’t get the ship to warp for the first 3 minutes of his first-ever flight on the enterprise uhura is mostly okay still except she’s also got a thing going with her former professor so maybe that raises some eyebrows (ha) scotty is literally in a butt-fuck middle of nowhere outpost on a death ice planet chekov is. seventeen. i don’t really have much more to add to that except guys your ensign is seventeen years old

#caroline talks #star trek #THEY'RE ALL SO. in their own varying levels. unhinged #me: ah yes. the best of the best. starfleet's best and brightest #[immediately cuts to spock being a sassy little bitch + leonard swearing up and down the ship + jim running around #because his hands have SWELLED TO THE SIZE OF BALLOONS BECAUSE OF A CERTAIN DOCTOR + sulu looking like he wants to die #because spock was said sassy bitch + scotty just being like 'do u know what i've been eating. it sucks' #+ uhura being mostly fine except girlie i know spock's attractive and i know u are both adults but GIRL + chekov just cheerfully going #'seventeen sir :)' and leonard going 'OH GOOD HE'S SEVENTEEN'] #they are so. like. #frankly for all the hate that the reboot movies get i fuckign adore them bc it's like 'you know what. they're all like. young. #they can be stupid.' #like. some of them are in their twenties. do u know what that does to a person #jim kirk is in his twenties and that's the only reason why i'm like ' .. . . . . listen he might be a little bit chaotic but i love him'

[unpretty]

i think what's so annoying about au-ification in fic is that it feels like a fundamental disconnect in how people define a character and Who They Are, and in some fandoms it's more normal to strip away everything that has ever happened to the character, particularly their traumas. i don't even Go Here wrt to spn, (and when i do, it's for wincest lol), but even i know that the whole Thing is that castiel gripped dean tight and raised him from perdition - the power dynamic and the salvation are THE WHOLE THING

yeah i'm getting a lot of notes on that post from people who have clearly never had the experience of reading an au fic an it's just. that's a different person. he seems nice but i have no idea who this man is. there is no conversation with the canon happening here. this is not a "galaxy quest is about star trek" situation. this is a "you are trying to tell me that 50 first dates is about lord of the rings" situation. this is a "if you hadn't told me in the tags i would have no idea this had any relation to the original work at all whatsoever and i'm still not convinced" situation.

i mean i am fanfic positive (obviously) and au positive (obviously) but i think if you see a character and you think to yourself, "wow, i love this guy! he's awful! he's like if someone made a gijinka of the concept of toxic masculinity and that's fascinating! i want to read fic about this guy!" and then you go to ao3 and you sort by kudos and the most popular fic is a 100 chapter beast that's like "what if he had no toxic masculinity at all and handled his trauma by being a perfect victim" that kind of sucks. it's not just that the author could have just changed his name and made it an original work. it's also that the reader has been sold a false bill of goods. "getting people to read fanfic is easier" is actually rude as fuck if what you're writing is fundamentally a different work about an original character. i appreciate authors who recognize this and publish original works with suspicious similarities to popular ships, good for them and also for the rest of us.

#original #ficblogging #also galaxy quest is a great example of how a work can be made better by having just the right amount of distance from the thing it's about #we all know galaxy quest is about star trek but spock's not in it so no one has to get mad about them fucking up spock #you know what i mean?

[lemonemenom]

Definitely annoyed at how illogical this position is to dress Jim’s wounds

not cause Jim’s an idiot who keeps getting injured that would be illogical

#jim Maintaining the position to give Spock a reason to complain #A logical reason to be critical not emotional #Cause emotions what are those #spock tos #buff spock #spock #s’chn t’gai spock #spock fanart #james t kirk tos #james t kirk #captain james t. kirk #hurt Jim #We only do Spock in undershirts now don’t worry about it #If you tag this 2009 Star Trek just know I see your tags and I’m disappointed in you #Original gays only #star trek #star trek tos #star trek the original series