babe, what's wrong? you've barely touched your crimenos crêpe with stormhail sherbet
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cancelling you rn
HELP you can't just say this they'll know I roleplay toxic relationships in dnd
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my favourite thing to do ever is just say some bullshit about blorbo and then follow it up with a reblog that is more or less just me being insane . and people will reblog it with "#poetry" and i think maybe yeah it is poetry . maybe my she suck my dick till i cum bible post was poetry sure man
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GOD NO FUNNIER FUCKING THING
Elias, waking up to 8 missed phone calls: ???? House up, it is.... 11 a.m. wh....calling me?
One of the voicemails: Hey can you come pay my bail?
Elias: .....................ok too tired for this
House in a jailcell: Well, time to get comfy
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my gf just called raphael thee archangel the og ninja turtle so now im never not going to call the archangels ninja turtles
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spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.
for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing
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I love when arthropods have a pseudopupil. It's so whimsical and cute, and they come in so many varieties!!
little kitty cat eyes!!!
bombastic side eyes!!!!
cartoon character eyes!!!!
bigass anime eyes!!!!!
BE NOT AFRAID eyes!!!!!
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bakugou, who has been your best friend for too long, so long that you're so unaffected by all his cheap threats, grabs you by the front of your shirt after you tease him for the umpteenth time. mouth all twisted, scowling, eyes burning. you think maybe the material in his fist is smoking.
he warns you, "watch your mouth, you fuckin' nerd, before i cream you."
and kaminari is not far, close enough to hear, and he immediately busts out laughing while clutching his stomach. "dude, you'll WHAT?"
bakugou's whole face goes red, flushes all the way down to his chest and he drops you like a hot tamale, sputtering, "you—fuckin' perv, not like that!"
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