#SO OFC IM GONNA GI FERAL OVER THEM

[amorhedera6]

thinking about the lipschitz family now.

(this isn’t including a trans richie. not because i don’t love that headcannon, but bc i forgot about it until i was halfway in)

- eloise and david started dating when they were 15

- they both were planning on leaving hatchetfield for college but staying together, until eloise got pregnant. with twins.

- so neither of them went to college, and they moved in with david’s parents, since he was an only child and she had two little brothers. (one of whom is paul matthews but don’t worry about that)

- they find out that they’re having twins and they are going crazy. david gets a few part time jobs to pay for all the shit, like her hospital bills, baby clothes, shit like that.

- she gives birth to trevor, and several hours later, richie. the two are identical twins.

- over the next three years, things are hard for them, as the boys grow up and the two work a lot.

- richie and trevor spend a lot of those with their grandparents and uncles, because eloise and david are constantly working.

- especially bc they were born in 2003 and so an economic crisis is almost here! so the little family lives with their grandparents for a long time.

- when he’s 5, richie gets an ear infection that leaves him partially deaf. they all learn sign language and make sure ur doesn’t progress, but they don’t have the money to get him a hearing aid or anything the like.

- at 6, trevor has so many friends. he has play dates all the time, and richie goes with him, but richie doesn’t really have friends. he has a hard time talking to the other kids, prefers to play by himself of with his hands.

- richie gets an autism diagnosis at 7, and they decide to ask trevor some question too. he does not have autism, which can happen for identical twins, i looked it up.

- when he’s 8, richie makes his first friend. peter spankoffski, who becomes a permanent very quickly. richie spends a lot of time at peter’s house, or his older brother’s apartment, and peter spends a lot of time at their house. trevor plays with them, but usually doesn’t want to go with richie to peters.

- eloise and david get married when the boys are 9, when they realize ‘oh yeah, we never did that. maybe we should!’ it’s a very small thing, since they don’t have that much money, but all of their families are invited, and they have an excellent time. richie and trevor are the ring bearers.

- trevor joins the school play when he’s 10, and absolutely loves it. he has trouble with his lines, but he makes a great abraham lincoln, and he’s cute enough that no one in the audience cares if he screws up the gettysburg address. he wants to do more of it now.

- richie starts watching obs ute tv shows and loving them. he becomes obsessed with anime and japanese culture.

- the two both have overactive sweat glands, but trevor wears a shit ton of axe body spray to hide it. richie says it hurts his nose. the two fight across the dinner table about it.

- the thing is, richie and trevor are very very different. trevor is an outgoing theatre kid and richie is a nerdy weeb, but they are brothers and the love each other a lot even when they pretend not to.

- they share a room for most of their life, up until they’re 13, when they finally move out of their grandparents house. they get a house for the four of them, which is two doors down from the flemming house. ruth and richie quickly become good friends. ruth and peter are apparently in the same dance group, so it’s all fun and friendship.

- they reach high school and go their separate ways, socially. trevor will talk to richie in the hall ways, but he’s a theatre kid and has theatre friends, and richie’s a nerd. ruth’s a theatre kid too, but she thinks trevor is fucking annoying, so she prefers to hang out with richie.

- when the boys are 14, they get a little sister. piper lipschitz. richie is a big protector of her, and swears to look out for her. trevor thinks she’s fun to play with, and messes around with her a lot as she grows up.

- at 17, richie starts dating travis coulson, a friend who goes to sycamore and works at the cineplex. they have a very akward family dinner and trevor makes fun of them a lot.

- at 18, trevor goes to sweden on exchange and comes back with a boyfriend. rudolph comes to america in exchange right after, and they go to homecoming together. they have an akward family dinner with lots of language barriers, since trevor only knows half swedish and rudolph only knows half english. it works well for the two of them, but with the whole family it’s kind of a mes. richie laughs mercilessly at them.

-when the boys graduate, richie is going to film school in boston and trevor is going to theatre school in ny. they hug very hard before they have to go.

these are my thoughts about them following jons stream ty

#nerdy prudes must die #npmd #starkid #hatchetfield #richie lipschitz #trevor npmd #trevor lipschitz #lipschitz brothers #I LOVE SIBLING RELATIONSHIPS #SO OFC IM GONNA GI FERAL OVER THEM #THEYRE TWINS #uncle paul #autistic richie lipschitz #deaf richie lipschitz #The Rambles

[broodsys]

accomplished p much everything i wanted to do over break already. i still have to fill out my name/gender change forms and it’ll be a process to submit them, nothing that’s gonna be accomplished ASAP, but i know for sure how to proceed and it’s just abt following the steps now

but also im... so upset that momma cat is pregnant again. i feel unreasonably guilty, considering i’d managed to get her scheduled to get fixed, but she took off - and she’s an outdoor/stray/semi-feral cat, so when she’s gone she was gone. and now there’ll be a new litter probably late this week or early next, and im gonna be thrown in the deep end trying to provide for momma cat and her kittens as much as she’ll let me right as spring term starts. yay. i hope it’s a small litter, at least.

oh and i have a dental abscess that i cant get treated until mid may :) im v lucky that it’s not painful, just ever-so-slightly sensitive, but that’s bc the root has already died. but it complicates matters bc the meds i need for my conditions also compromise my immune system and can worsen existing infections, so my dr agreed that i shouldn’t take it last week, but now it’s like... fucking may. i think it’ll all work out but i need to call both the regular dental office and see if they’d want a follow-up at some point and call my dr to see how to proceed with my meds. sigh.

and i am in So Much Pain bc i didnt take my meds. they’re mainly for my GI condition but they help a huge amnt with my hypermobility, so now im exhausted, in pain, stressed, and depressed af bc ofc i am, who isn’t?