#SHUT THE DUCK UP

[thomas-mvller]

My comms while lfc was 0 - 0 during min 25: well, if liverpool keeps up this way then city can easily surpass them at the table on tuesday

Me @ said comms, seeing how city vs chelsea ended:

#shut the duck up

[break-upclub]

im drinking beer n watching mash in a tree

#my phones gonna die #shut the duck up

[godfrey-the-chaos-duck]

@emeraldcity1900

ya mean this clip

(praying this doesn't get yeeted off the post for violating The Mouse, this was done with my shitty screen recorder lmfao)

#the chaos duck has spoken #ducktales #ducktales 2017 #dt17 #scrooge mcduck #the 87 cent solution #I will never ever ever shut up about Tennant's voice performance in this episode because like HELLO!! #he sounded legitimately unwell #and yet still kept that glorious vocal range #Now THAT is talent

[gods-favorite-autistic]

And if I said Riz Gukgak creating Baron as an out when his friends were talking about relationships and then proceeding to have Baron haunt him for months on end was the same thing as Dewey Duck creating a genderless amorphous blob as romantic lead in his cool fantasy world and immediately being afraid of it in Ducktales 2018. what then

#no i won’t shut up #autism (mads) speaks #fantasy high #fhjy #riz gukgak #dewey duck #dimension 20

[zugmode]

that gay little exchange between red&duck in e6 was absolutely insane and totally unnecessary. god bless.

#MUTUALS IGNORE THIS IM SO SORRY #arin shut up #dhmis #don’t hug me i’m scared #red guy #yellow guy #duck guy #fluffybird

[chanstopher]

#SHUT THE FUCK UP #christopher bang #it’s a duck but it’s a goose to him 🥹 #bang chan

[ultimateloserboy]

do you guys think duck dont hug me im scared is an asshole because its the only way he feels alive? his life isnt his own, so the only way to feel some sort of power over himself is to have power over others. if he makes others hurt, if he makes them cry, if he bites them and makes them bleed, that must mean hes real, right? surely hes a person if hes caused a wound. surely people will remember him if he gives them a scar. even if he doesn’t understand that hes a puppet, he still wants to be someone in the world. how are you someone if you dont effect those around you? if nobody is listening to you, do you really even matter? sometimes you need to bite to prove that youre real, to prove that youre alive, to prove you cant be tossed around anymore. sometimes youre too cowardly to pinch yourself, so you pinch someone else. When theres blood in your nails youll know youre not dreaming

#ive probs said this before but shut up #if i compared him to a fnaf song lyric would that be cringe #‘’i have this urge to kill and show that im alive’’ #dhmis #dhmis fandom #dhmis duck #duck guy #duck dhmis #dhmis analysis #dont hug me im scared

[fantasticenthusiasttale]

Thinking on the triplets calling Goldie as "aunt Oldie"

#first was louie and she almost threw a couch on him #it was all funny jokes to scrooge until dewey called him “uncle scroold” #shut up Scrooge McOld #and then della got it and said “oooh so you two are the mr and mrs McOld” #and everybody was “uuuuuuuhhhh~~~” and webby and dewey were like “ewwww romance” #the McOld couple started throwing sharp objects at them. donald rolled down the stairs laughing and trying to escape from them #beakley is just there counting how much time until her next day off #scroldie #scrooge mcduck #goldie o'gilt #glittering goldie #scrooge x goldie #donald duck #della duck #huey dewey and louie #webby vanderquack #mrs beakley #ducktales #dt17 #ducktales 2017

[sp0ng3art]

yo i think there's like 3 of them or something idk

#dhmis #don't hug me i'm scared #dhmis red guy #dhmis yellow #dhmis duck #red guy #yellow guy #duck #art #artists on tumblr #artist on tumblr #character design #yes i gave red a man bun again ok shut up

[storm-driver]

roxas going around and exploring worlds while looking for sora, but he's constantly hiding behind walls and tryna avoid people bc that's what the organization did, and his friends need to keep reminding him he doesn't have to do that anymore

#kingdom hearts #stormy weather #roxas playing secret agent ducking beneath tables every second he gets #riku and kairi standing next to said tables with crossed arms and worried looks #'roxas there's no reason to-' #'THEYRE GONNA SEE US SHUT UP'

[pizzarslice]

what if.. they r family..and love each other ...and go on walks b4 sunset.....

#dhmis #art tag #red guy #yellow guy #duck #i can already hear the 'YeLlOw gUy Is 38!!1!!11' comments #SHUT UP!!!!! I DONT CARE!! #i love them

[break-upclub]

ugh everyones shitty tho. why

#negative #shut the duck up

[goleb]

Came all luh way from th’trenches

#DHMIS #DHMIS Roy #Roy Gribbleston #dhmis duck guy #duck guy #Don't Hug Me I'm Scared #Dont Hug Me Im Scared #Roy #The Arts Parable #Shut the heck your up mouth Roy #Go back in the trenches.

[aguita-mineral]

Ok but this scene...

#IS IT ME OR THERE'S SO MUCH TENSION BETWEEN THEM-- #OK I'LL SHUT UP NOW #dhmis spoilers #fluffybird #???? #don’t hug me i’m scared #red guy #duck guy #rambles ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[sergle]

actually, the difference in shell and membrane thickness in duck eggs is really funny to me, because it has caused me to absolutely Obliterate regular chicken eggs in the past

#BC I'M USED TO USING MORE FORCE... #if you crack duck eggs and then reach for a chicken egg. you will fuck that chicken egg up #it's like being really used to closing a REALLY heavy car door #and then absolutely CLAPPING the door shut on your friend's small and Normal car #way too much force. #sergle.txt #don't even get me fucking started on the like. standard affordable storebought eggs. oh my god. the shells are so different

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

the most useless emergency broadcast alert has to be for earthquakes. i got one and like??? huh??? those aren't a thing you can predict? eArThQUaKe dEtEcTEd sure babe. sure. ground seems pretty stable to me

#my phone: duck and cover!!! oh my god!!! earthquake!!! emergency!!! #yeah uh-huh ill duck and cover when i Feel something. #its like somebody pressed the wrong emergency broadcast button or somethin #and seriously if there Was a quake #id fuckin feel it before the broadcast even went out #Useless. absolutely Useless. #absolutely unprompted #oooooo earthquake alert ooooo #shut up! i know more than you! smfh....