#SCREW HBO

[psychicbluebirdmiracle]

Why Deleting and Destroying Finished Movies Like Coyote vs Acme Should Be a Crime | MZS | Roger Ebert

I love how absolutely brutal this author is towards hbo max🥲

#SCREW HBO #coyote vs acme #hbo max #our flag means death #batgirl #batgirl movie #hbo #max #news articles #articles #looney toons #looney tunes

[jeansvoid]

More Adventure Time doodles

#im somewhere in s3 now #i am slow #the early seasons aren’t my fave but i know it gets better haha #i think i originally started watching when s3 aired #also screw hbo max for having many missing eps #glad i got the dvd box #anyhow #fan art #jean art #adventure time fanart #adventure time #finn the human #finn adventure time #jake the dog #jake adventure time #marceline #marceline the vampire queen #marceline abadeer #bmo #bmo adventure time #ice king #ice king adventure time

[tennant-davids]

SUCCESSION 3x06 // 4x03

#succession #tomgreg #successionedit #succession hbo #successiondaily #userbbelcher #chewieblog #cinematv #dailyflicks #televisiongifs #tomgregedit #tom wambsgans #greg hirsch #*laurengifs #something something about tom going to greg whenever he needs to feel vulnerable and real about something... #and i used the stupid beta editor to test if this shows up so screw you tumblr <3

[apolloskazoo]

He couldn’t find her.

Ellie usually wasn’t late when it came to coming home on time, especially when it started to get dark out, yet the sun was almost fully set and Joel couldn’t find her.

He tried not to panic—she was fifteen, she could handle herself, she probably just got distracted, she did have a tendency to wander off when she saw something interesting—but no matter how much he tried to comfort himself, he couldn’t calm down.

He checked her room, just to make sure she hadn’t entered quietly without him noticing, but it was just as empty as it had been when she left, and the rest of the house was no better. He knew where she was supposed to be coming back from, and he knew the stables were a safe place as long as nobody got kicked or rolled on by a horse, so he knew there was probably no danger. He told himself he just had to wait. She would come back, she always did.

Less than five minutes later he was tossing on his coat and hurrying out of the house in a panic. Screw waiting. He was going to the stables and he was finding his kid.

The walk to the stables was a quick one, which only made him worry more, and when he arrived and peeked his head in, gaze searching, his heart sank.

She wasn’t there.

Shit, he thought, chest tightening. “Ellie?” Where the hell was she? If she wasn’t here and she wasn’t home, something must’ve happened to her, and it was getting dark. He reached for the stall door nearest to him. How—

He stopped. Stared.

Are you fucking kidding me.

Lying in the middle of the stall was Ellie Miller-Williams herself, tucked against a snoozing horse’s side, snoring softly from her position curled up half on the ground, half on a large, could-kill-you-if-it-rolled-on-top-of-you mammal. Joel almost couldn’t believe his eyes, and he definitely couldn’t help the startled huff that came out of his mouth at the sight of his daughter, late to come home because she’d fallen asleep on a horse.

He ran an exasperated hand over his face and sighed. “Oh, Ellie, what am I gonna do with you?”

She stirred, lifting her head sleepily and squinting up at him. When she recognized him, her body relaxed again and she slumped back down onto the horse, who was probably Shimmer, if Joel had to take a guess. She made a small, incoherent noise. Probably trying to tell him to fuck off.

He rolled his eyes and crouched down next to her, gently shaking her shoulder, not wanting to startle her. “Ellie, wake up. We gotta get home. No more fallin’ asleep on dangerous animals, alright?”

Ellie mumbled something into Shimmer’s side.

“‘Scuse me?”

She turned her head to face him, eyes still closed. “Sh’mmer’s not dangerous.” The horse, whose eyes were closed as it rested alongside Ellie, snorted softly in what sounded like agreement. If he wasn’t still recovering from his initial fear of her being in danger, he would have to admit, her and the horse cuddling together was pretty cute. His initial fear was still on his mind, though, so them being cute was not his first priority.

“Uh-huh, sure. Am I really gonna have to pick you up?”

“Mhm.” Ellie turned her face away again and curled up into an even tighter ball, looking as if she was about to drift off again any moment.

Shaking his head but unable to hide the smile on his face, Joel reached out his hands and wrapped them around her, lifting her off of the ground with a grunt and almost dropping her as he tried to adjust her against him comfortably.

“Gettin’ to old for this,” he puffed, and her head drooped against his chest in reply. Shimmer’s head lifted at the sudden loss of Ellie on top of her, and he nodded at the horse, whether it be to thank it for not crushing his kid and killing her, or to acknowledge the fact that he knew what it felt to have a little girl pass out on you and render you unable to move. The horse snorted and placed its head down again. Good. Time to get the hell out of here.

Ellie shivered and curled up against him when he stepped out into the night and the cold breeze hit her. He rubbed his hand against her arm in an attempt to warm her and picked up his pace, and he almost missed it when Ellie mumbled out, “am I late?”

He frowned. “Late?”

“For home.” Right. Curfew. “I didn’t mean t’be late.”

“It’s alright,” he assured her. “Just try and get home before you pass out next time, hm?”

“I got distracted talkin’ to Shimmer,” she explained tiredly. “And then I fell asleep. Sorry. Did I scare you?” He glanced down and saw that her eyes had opened and she was staring at him with a small crease in her brow, looking worried.

He pressed a kiss to her hairline. “A bit,” he admitted, because sometimes he forgot how aware she was of how much he worried about her. “But I found you quickly.”

“Sorry,” she said again, eyes fluttering shut. “Didn’t mean to…worry.”

“It’s okay,” he said again as he reached their house and pushed the door open. He’d left in such a hurry he’d forgotten to lock it, but it seemed to be fine. “You can make it up to me by brushin’ your teeth and gettin’ cleaned up. You smell like dirty horse.”

“You smell like dirty horse,” she yawned back, to tired to think of an actual comeback. She still caught herself on both feet when he gently placed her down, and she stumbled sleepily over to the bathroom, only hitting her head on one corner on the way there.

Rolling his eyes affectionately, he headed to his own room and waited for the inevitable sound of tiny feet coming his way. Sure enough, a couple of minutes later the door creaked open and Ellie was stumbling in, flopping onto the edge of his bed and sliding herself under his covers.

“Excuse me, young lady,” he said, taking her hair of it’s ponytail and putting it on his nightstand, since she’d apparently forgotten to do that in her tiredness. “I believe the bed you’re sleepin’ in right now is mine.”

“Find a new one,” she mumbled into the pillow. “It’s mine now.”

“I s’pose we can share just this one time,” he sighed, pretending like it was a difficult decision for him to make.

“Mhm,” she huffed back. “Just once.”

Just like he had the night before, Joel slid into his covers, and just like she had the night before, Ellie turned and flopped on top of him, burying her face into the crook of his neck and curling around him like a snuggly koala. He wrapped his arms around her and gently rubbed her back in return, not minding the clinginess in the slightest, and in moments she was sleeping again.

Joel closed his eyes and fell asleep to the sound of her breathing.

#GUYS THIS TOOK AN HOUR AND A HALF TO WRITE #I don’t know why #anyway sorry if it’s not entirely horse accurate #it’s actually like midnight rn so #hesitant to post this bc I don’t know if I like it or not but screw it #if it’s bad I’ll delete it later #tlou #the last of us #the last of us hbo #ellie williams #joel miller #ellie and joel #joel and ellie #the last of us fic #fic #alternatewriting

[scooterpengie]

It's the Roys!!! + Tom and Greg

NO SPOILERS I've just started season 3 but omg. This show has me in a bit of a chokehold 😳 Roman is my favourite, he has never done anything wrong and I love him a normal amount 🥰

#succession #succession hbo #logan roy #kendall roy #shiv roy #roman roy #connor roy #tom wambsgans #greg hirsch #succession fanart #waystar royco #my art #hopefully I'll draw more of them #i struggled drawing those clouds #genuinely i had like 3 attempts them just thought screw it and drew Simpsons style clouds #kendall was the hardest to draw #they look so silly in my style... #no spoilers!!

[anntickwittee]

#hbo #discovery #infinity train #nooooooooo #reallllllllly #you don't say #wow #who knew? #not us #screw you hbo

[mastersoftheair]

ROSIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #YES!!!!!!! YESSSSSS!!!!!!!! OMIHODDSSDDDSJFFUWYJEVFBAKQOAOAP #masters of the air #hbo war #e4 #rosie rosenthal #masters of the air spoilers #mota spoilers #edit- i was so excited that i screwed up the spoiler tags lmaoo

[tacobellabeanburrito]

hey do yall know good pirating websites? i can never find good ones, and when i look im always scared im gonna get hacked or get malware or whatever so please if anyone knows any good websites to watch cartoons let me know! this is in light of the recent purge of cartoons on hbomax.

Edit: Since this has been on for a few hours I wanted to say for anyone else looking for sites to watch movies and cartoons lots of good websites are linked in the replies of this post so check them out!

#infinity train #summer camp island #uncle grandpa #ive been putting off watching shows because i don't have enough time #and now never being able to watch those shows? #makes me sick #elliot from earth #pirating #mao mao #victor and valentino #ok ko lets be heroes #this fucking sucks major ass #because i want my kids to grow up watching the shows that i did #but now their never gonna be able to do that if stupid companies keep screwing over their creatives and talents and cartoons and shows and #just ugh #hbo max #cartoon network #discovery #plz #and thanks

[eternallovers65]

Diversity wins! Netflix canceled yet another show with great queer and poc representation under the false pretense of bad viewership!

#fuck netflix #they truly dont care about representation at all #another show ill never forgive them for canceling #please hbo im begging you to take first kill jatp ianowt and many other amazing tv shows with great representation from them #seriously screw netflix hope you continue to lose viewers #also fuck amazon as well not only bc its amazon but because they canceled the wilds #first kill #julie and the phantoms #i am not okay with this #teenage bounty hunters #everything sucks #the babysitters club

[elialys]

can we talk about how much tess does not want to go inside that museum 😭

#i just love the way anna played her ok #all hardass yet understandably scared too because WHO WOULDN'T BE #tess servopoulos #my beloved #screwing myself over by writing so much from tess's pov every day #what else is new #tlou hbo

[jarrussyndulla]

the way that never let me down again cover is sung like it’s from ellie’s point of view??? i’m taking a ride with my best friend, i hope he never lets me down again?? and joel telling tommy he’s so so afraid of failing her and doing exactly that??

#also 80s means trouble!? #im scared for what happens next #(she says like she doesn’t know) #screw u hbo i’m not ok with this!! #tlou #the last of us #tlou spoilers #the last of us spoilers #hbo tlou #hbo the last of us #ellie williams #joel miller

[psychicbluebirdmiracle]

Looney Tunes Movie Coyote vs Acme Expected to Be Destroyed Forever

YALL WHAT THE ACTUAL FRICK PLEASE NO

#they rejected actual money for people to hate them #im literally praying for miracle now #people worked so hard on this #and for them to just DELETE IT #not even just not release it #FREAKING DELETING IT #coyote vs acme #screw david zaslav #HE HASNT EVEN SEEN IT #looney tunes #looney toons #hbo #hbo max #screw hbo

[mint-mumbles]

Villainous aired in my country and I’m so sad that they don’t have the original Spanish audio 😭

(SCREW YOU, HBO!)

I thought the English version was good, but my biggest problems were the pacing (too fast most likely due to language differences) and 5O5 didn’t speak 😢

#I’ve been waiting to watch this for A YEAR AND A HALF #I’m very disappointed that HBO doesn’t allow you to watch the show in its original language #screw you hbo #hbo max #villainous #villainos #dr flug #my polls #mint mumbles

[tennant-davids]

SUCCESSION Kendall Roy in 4x04 Honeymoon States

I feel like he didn’t like me. I disappointed him.

#succession #successionedit #succession hbo #kendall roy #successiondaily #userbbelcher #chewieblog #cinematv #dailyflicks #uservici #usereena #userairam #user-clara #arthurpendragonns #*laurengifs #kendallroyedit #kenstewy #toooo many good moments this ep #like welcome back to being the main character <333 #also screw the person that put him in front of a bloody window for his best lines about logan omggg

[teecupangel]

Desmond in The Last of Us?

So basically my idea is that Desmond saved Joel and Ellie from like a clicker or something, and then he goes through this whole thing where eventually they all trust each other. Then it's revealed that Ellie's immune to the infection and Desmond's had enough shit done to him to know being the 'chosen one' isn't all it's cranked up to be. So he tries to convince Joel not to take her to the firefly's, but he's a stubborn son of a bitch and goes ahead anyway.

Eventually Desmond reveals his whole backstory without telling them about the Animus, and basically has heard enough of Shawn's ramblings about antibiotics to know that killing Ellie really isn't the way to go.

Maybe you can incorporate some Assassin's in there or something, like they find a PoE or time travel bullshit or whatever.

Soooo, just in case someone hasn’t checked it out yet, esama has a wonderful The Last of Us x Assassin’s Creed Crossover called Old Dogs so anyone who wants a The Last of Us x Assassin’s Creed crossover, try giving it a read.

Since you want a setup where Desmond is alive during the story of the Last of Us Part 1, we’ll focus on setting that up first.

This could work with the game as well but the TV show gives us a fun way to mesh both lore as it set up the outbreak in 2013 so we can push the Desmond saga’s plotline in this setting. When Desmond saved the world from the Solar Flare, it had an unknown side effect.

Humans didn’t realize it and went on their merry way. The Assassins and Templars didn’t notice it too because both organizations were still busy with Desmond Miles.

To be more exact, Desmond Miles who had survived activating the device because he was pushed out at the last minute, barely clinging to life.

He doesn't know if it was his fault, if his wish to live had been the reason why he was able to pull back, or if Minerva had a hand in it because the last thing he heard was Juno’s screaming Minerva’s name filled with murderous rage before she slowly faded away.

This did mean that the device had stopped before the Solar Flare ended and…

Sure, the Aurora Borealis that shrouded the entire world managed to shield the world from the flare but, because it was stopped too early, it had unintentionally caused a mutation to certain plants, due to the powerful solar flare and the Aurora Borealis’ suddenly being stopped.

Not that anyone knew about it.

Not even the Assassins or the Templars.

They were too busy with the Templars trying to save Desmond’s life because he was more useful to them alive while also evading the Assassins trying to rescue him.

So when the outbreak began, everyone was caught surprised, too engulfed in their war that sounded so petty now that the world was going to shit.

The outbreak did give the Assassins the chance to save Desmond and Desmond spends years trying to get his body to work the way it used to, which was becoming harder to do considering the state of the world which meant supplies and equipment necessary for his recovery were becoming harder and harder to get.

That is how he loses contact with his team.

It started out with Bill not returning after a supply run. Something was definitely wrong and, without Bill to lead them, the unity between the remaining Assassins (that they could rendevous with) begin to fray and stretch too thin for comfort.

Then their base was hit by infected and clickers…

Desmond wasn’t even sure how it had happened.

Did someone unintentionally lead them to their base?

Just a case of bad luck?

In the end, he was separated from Rebecca and Shaun, and escorted away by other Assassins who later fell.

Some got infected.

Others simply… never returned.

By the time Desmond was left all alone, his body had healed just enough for him to move for perhaps two to three hours before needing to take a break.

But that was enough.

It was enough for him to start looking for his missing team.

He becomes sort of a wanderer, sneaking in and out of quarantine zones to look for anyone he might know and to get any information he might be able to get.

That’s how he heard of how the Fireflies were trying to find a cure.

He figured that if Shaun or Rebecca were still alive, they would try to find a cure as well so he started to make his way to any base even just rumored to one of the Fireflies’ and that’s how his path intersected with Ellie and Joel.

Joel would definitely be suspicious of him, that’s for damn sure, and Ellie would be too in the beginning then they would start to talk and they’d bond over bad jokes and how Desmond is fine talking about the ‘old world’.

Also, Desmond knows a lot about the 'ancient world' and Joel wondered if he was a history teacher or student before the outbreak.

It would be Desmond’s friendship with Ellie that would start to warm Joel to him because he could see how much Ellie is having fun when she’s talking to Desmond and Desmond seemed to care for them even if Joel knows that he's hiding something.

Then again, everyone was hiding something anyway.

Ellie would also be the one to explain why they’re going to the Fireflies and about how she’s immune to the infection, maybe even joking about being the ‘Chosen One’.

And even if Desmond had revealed his past (although he did change the whole ‘saved the world because assholes named me the chosen one’ to ‘my genetic makeup was the key to start the device because it was a family thing… sorta’), it didn’t stop Joel and Ellie, especially since all they know is that the Fireflies need Ellie to find a cure, it's not like they know what the Fireflies plan to do to Ellie (although Desmond has a bad feeling he can't explain).

All it did was make Ellie ask more about being an Assassin and poking Desmond to teach her some stuff.

It did end up being worth it though because of Desmond’s inclusion in their party and Ellie’s very basic stealth skills changed the course of the story so that Joel wouldn’t be as heavily wounded as he was in canon.

There’s still the whole bunny scene but it’s more of Desmond teaching Ellie how to hunt using a bow, reminding Desmond of how Ratonhnhaké:ton was taught by his mother.

Their encounter with David’s gang would also be different because Desmond would be suspicious as fuck with them.

(And… Nolan North voices the David so… I guess we can make a joke of how David sounds a lot like Desmond?)

In the end, they get to the Fireflies all in one piece and Desmond finally realizes what’s been bugging him all this time.

The Fireflies’ slogan:

“When you're lost in the darkness, look for the light.”

He understood it was meant to give a sense of hope but, at the same time, it felt like a slogan that the Brotherhood would not use.

When he joins Joel and Ellie at the Fireflies’ headquarters, he’s immediately separated from them and that’s when he realized…

The Fireflies were connected with Abstergo.

That was all Desmond’s reason to beat the crap out of the people in charge of keeping him away (although he didn’t kill them… yet…) and he takes the time to snoop around for information. That’s how he learned of their plans for Ellie so he stormed the awkward meeting Joel, Ellie and Marlene.

From there, it’s really up to Ellie on what will happen next. Joel would absolutely be against her doing it and Desmond would be too but Marlene would tell them it’s Ellie’s choice to make, maybe even lay the guilt thick by reminding everyone that Ellie’s the only known one immune to it but Desmond would call bullshit on her plan because it’s just dumb that they’re going to start with the brain already when they can start with some kind of test using her blood or something else.

When Marlene didn't say anything, that’s when Desmond realized.

Ellie’s not the first person to be immune with it.

But she’s the only one still alive.

Because…

The Fireflies…

No.

Abstergo has been conducting experiments with the ones with immunity.

And that’s when another person enters the room to tell them…

“Those with high Isu genes are immune, it seems, but no matter what we do, we could not produce a cure using their blood. You don’t even know you’re immune as well, do you? Of course not, you Assassins would never let yourselves be hit even once, especially you, Desmond Miles.”

Desmond has only seen her face once, during Shaun’s summary of the Abstergo hierarchy.

Sofia Rikkins stared at Desmond as she said, “But perhaps the one with the highest Isu genes would be different. Perhaps you would hold the cure…”

“What do you say then… We’ll let the girl go. In exchange…” Sofia offered her hand to Desmond as she said, “Become the savior of mankind once more, Desmond Miles.”

#i’m gonna tag this to be sure #for those who have yet to finish marathoning the last of us #the last of us spoilers #tlou spoilers #surprise sofia rikkin! #yeah #we’re gonna ignore the sages #or maybe sofia is lying to get to desmond #assassin's creed #desmond miles #teecup writes/has a plot #fic idea: assassin's creed #ask and answer #the last of us #the last of us hbo #joel miller #ellie williams #ellie miller #screw it that's her last name too #sofia rikkin #i guess #marlene tlou #ngl i was both thinking the tv show and the game when i wrote this

[laura-de-milf]

staring longingly out my window every day wishing for any scrap of Titans/Doom Patrol Part 2 news 😔

#doom patrol #laura de mille #madame rouge #michelle gomez #hbo max #hbo max please don't screw us over on this i am humbly begging u #i just miss these fuckups a lot