#Rvb lb

[leafatlaw]

fucking red vs blue man. These guy just take turns having the upper hand before accidentally dropping the whole deck. One side will be like "i hope they dont realize half our team is incapacitated", and then the other side is similarly fucked. If there was a single capable person on wither of the sides they would have been able to defeate everyone already. My woking theory is that being in this canyon removes all of your critical thinking skills.

#sparrow speaks #rvb lb #rvb #i hate them all /lie #i have a terrible feeling this is the calm before the storm and i dont like it

[aziriphales]

red team is my team but tucker is my blorbo <3 thank u for listening

#i should probably make a tag if im going to keep rvb posting lmao #rvb lb #my.life

[marv3l-drag0ns]

Hey so apparently halo armor weighs a fuckton?! Halopedia outright says it (453.6kg or 1k lbs with change) which is ridiculous. And i didn't realize so I spent 15 minutes looking up math and conversion rates and was 220lbs shy of the total weight.

I get why you have to be seriously and rigurously augmented to wear it jesus fuck.

which now begs the question- how do the reds and blues wear that stuff without crumpling under the weight.

#rvb #halo #dragon's discussions #my theory is either PF gave them seriously low grade armor (perhaps its more like the (apparently it exists) tv show (50lbs) #instead of titatnium? #because jesus fucking christ how do you carry around 1k lbs all day long

[dadbodsandbots]

Sam RVB brainworms got me acting unwise

Post-Chorus, Sam isn’t used to having anyone touch - much less see - his face.  The natural consequences of only incidentally exposing his face for basic hygiene or rest means that he’s extra susceptible to sensations when he doesn’t need to wear his armor anymore.  

He generally doesn’t like having his space invaded by others - with very, very few exceptions - so he appreciates when I ask for a kiss or to touch him.  Thinks it’s cute when we’re in close contact (snuggling, doing chores, etc.) and I still ask. He’s lived a lifetime defined by violence - inflicted and inflicting - that intimate contact isn’t something he feels like he can reciprocate or even deserves after everything he’s done.  Miles said it best; he craves warmth so, so much.

Sam is a slut for sensation play, even if he gets overwhelmed if it goes on too long.  That is part of the appeal for him because he wholeheartedly trusts me to observe and respect his limits no matter what he says during sex.  We have verbal and non-verbal safe signals.

Gets STUPID horny whenever I lean up to kiss/nip at his jawline, collarbones, or neck or lightly drag my nails down his torso/arms.

His favorite textures are plain cotton, satin, and heather.  Not fond of anything with feathers/fluff and definitely nothing sharp.  Hates fuzzy cuffs because they’re tacky and he lowkey likes the bite of metal cuffs that DEFINITELY doesn’t stem from when he briefly was a cop no sir

His scalp is super sensitive so he’s just as surprised as I am when he shudders and a moan escapes when I casually brush his hair or scratch his head.  He’s lowkey embarrassed by how easy it is to get a reaction out of him, especially when I tug his hair into a ponytail.  Mans absolutely crumbles getting pegged he wants his hair bunched up in my hand and YANKED

Speaking of: PROSTATE DESTRUCTION is literally the only way to get Sam to swear.  Man will NOT talk dirty even if you put a gun to his head.  Definitely came so hard from a combo handjob + vibe plug that he blacked out for a solid 45 seconds.  Good news is that it hits hard reset on his stress levels every time.

He loves, loves, loves when I take the initiative to ride his cock or his face.  I’m typically self-conscious about my body, so he more than happy to comply when I tell him exactly what I want.  Feeling desired and useful makes for a happy Sam.

Adamant he doesn’t have a bodily preference, but Sam loves how strong my legs are and definitely doesn’t get sweaty watching me leg press 400+ lbs at the gym knowing I’m going to sit on him/leg lock him later.  Also soft tum is good tum.  Gets flustered but appreciates when I take time to lavish attention over his body, especially when he starts consciously taking better care of himself beyond MREs and shit.

As much as I love creampies, non-penetrative sex is one of our favorites since it encourages creativity and just feels better the more desperate we are.  Mutual masturbation, dry humping, thigh fucking - it’s all good!!

Definitely took advantage of the small halls/compartments on A'rynasea and teased the shit out of Sam until I heard him punch in autopilot and stomp down the hall.

We have a nice equilibrium of soft switch - service top.  I don’t have it in me to be mean at all lmao I just want to spoil and praise, while Sam could almost exclusively get off on reactions.  He appreciates signals or commands as that takes the pressure off him to sustain the scene. 

Aftercare is essential.  Sam can enter a subspace where he immediately needs to shower and cool down.  My default method is to stock snacks, water or clean sheets, but am content to hold him or be held if that’s what he feels he needs at that moment.  Sam likes to fall asleep with me on top because the pressure keeps him grounded.

Lowkey 👀💦  when I wear his ratty old UNSC hoodie and nothing else.  I kept it after we split up when he was discharged.  I never had the heart to throw it out and he was convinced I wouldn’t want anything else to do with him and his issues.  Sam was genuinely stunned when he walked into the Iris cottage kitchen one morning and I wore it while making brunch because the house was cold and I found it in the back of some storage boxes.  He tells me to keep it and that I wear it better anyway.

Absorbed my size kink by osmosis.  Casually remembers how short I am compared to him (especially when armored up) or when I’d comment on specific things like the difference between our hands (large vs small, rough vs soft) and how safe he makes me feel.  Reminds him that he’s capable of more than harm.

Has a love-hate relationship when I bomb his phone with tasteful nudes right before he goes on private security jobs with Reese. S: “You’re wrong for this.” C: “Unfortunate xoxo 😘” R: “cat whatever you did/said to him STOP he’s been white-knuckling the steering wheel for 8 hours” C: good luck I got 7 more albums on the way R: CEASE YOU’RE GONNA KILL HIM

#ship: in a world of lost and found #lmaooo not sfw not at all #sam's been consistently one of the most difficult to write horney content for so I'm proud of this

[postsofbabel]

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#posts of babel #screenreader unfriendly

[mega-pc]

PC Portable Gamer LENOVO Légion 5 Pro 16IAH7H i7 12è Gén 16Go RTX 3060

  PERFORMANCE

Processeur Intel Core i7-12700H, 14C (6P + 8E) / 20T, P-core 2,3 / 4,7 GHz, E-core 1,7 / 3,5 GHz, 24 Mo Graphique NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3060 6 Go GDDR6, horloge boost 1702 MHz, TGP 140 W Jeu de puces Plate-forme SoC Intel Mémoire 2x 8 Go SO-DIMM DDR5-4800 Emplacements de mémoire Deux emplacements SO-DIMM DDR5, compatibles double canal Mémoire maximale Jusqu'à 32 Go d'offre DDR5-4800 Stockage 1 To SSD M.2 2280 PCIe 4.0x4 NVMe Prise en charge du stockage Jusqu'à deux disques, 2x SSD M.2 • SSD M.2 2242 jusqu'à 512 Go • SSD M.2 2280 jusqu'à 1 To Emplacement de stockage Deux emplacements M.2 • Deux emplacements M.2 2280 PCIe Gen 4x4, prenant en charge les SSD M.2 2242/2280 Préréglage RAID Aucun Lecteur de cartes Aucun Optique Aucun Puce audio Audio haute définition (HD), codec Realtek ALC3287 Haut-parleurs Haut-parleurs stéréo, 2W x2, Nahimic Audio Caméra HD 720p avec obturateur de caméra électronique Microphone 2x, tableau La batterie Intégré 80Wh Durée de vie maximale de la batterie MobileMark 2018 : 4,01 h (mode discret) ou 6,55 h (mode hybride) Adaptateur secteur Pointe mince 300 W (3 broches)

MOTIF

Affichage 16" WQXGA (2 560 x 1 600) IPS 500 nits antireflet, 165 Hz, 100 % sRGB, Dolby Vision, HDR 400, G-SYNC, gradateur CC, faible lumière bleue, hautes performances de jeu Écran tactile Aucun Calibrage des couleurs Étalonnage des couleurs en usine Clavier Rétroéclairé RVB 4 zones, français/arabe Couleur du boîtier Gris orage Traitement de surface Anodisation Boîtier Aluminium (Haut), Aluminium (Bas) Dimensions (LxPxH) 359,9 x 264,4 x 19,9 mm (14,17 x 10,41 x 0,78 pouces) Lester À partir de 2,49 kg (5,49 lb)

LOGICIEL

Système opérateur Windows 11 Famille 64 Langue unique, français Logiciel fourni Essai de bureau CONNECTIVITÉ Ethernet 100/1000M Wi-Fi + Bluetooth Wi-Fi 6E 11ax, 2x2 + BT5.1 Ports standards - 2x USB 3.2 Gen 1 - 1x USB 3.2 Gen 1 (toujours activé) - 1x USB-C 3.2 Gen 2 (prise en charge du transfert de données et DisplayPort 1.4) - 1x USB-C 3.2 Gen 2 (prise en charge du transfert de données, Power Delivery 135W et DisplayPort 1.4) - 1x Thunderbolt 4 / USB4 40Gbps (prise en charge du transfert de données et DisplayPort 1.4) - 1x HDMI, jusqu'à 8K/60Hz - 1x Ethernet (RJ-45) - 1x prise combinée casque/microphone (3,5 mm) - 1x connecteur d'alimentation

SÉCURITÉ ET CONFIDENTIALITÉ

Puce de sécurité Micrologiciel TPM 2.0 Lecteur d'empreintes digitales Aucun Autre sécurité Obturateur de caméra électronique

SERVICE

Garantie de base 1 an, dépôt Mise à niveau incluse 2Y Courier/Carry-in upgrade de 1Y Courier/Carry-in (5WS0K75720) ACCESSOIRES Accessoires groupés Aucun

CERTIFICATIONS

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[locus]

also i love it any time a character does that like. slow turn towards someone when theyre like “what the fuck are you talking about” so much emotion in these faceless creatures

#rvb lb #sorry ill tag this now.

[aro-ortega]

hale 🤝 washington

being a cockroach

#sayer lb #hale #wash #op #sayer #rvb

[slapshot1977]

if grif is honest to god ‘quitting’ im also quitting 

#ride or die bitch #but if this is the beginning of some grif development FINALLY #then im stanning rvb 100% again lmao #rvb #spoilers #rvb lb #sorry i should have been tagging all of this

[vonlipvig]

i made a meme, lads

#i HAD to sorry jax fgjhfgjhfg #jax jonez #rvb #red vs blue #rvb15 lb

[astrovagrant]

visas: you were a medic, too, during the war?

seven: uh yeah, kinda

visas: so you saved people?

seven: mmmmm no i just sort of made them more comfortable while they died

#give a sixteen year old an emergency first aid training course and then have her work under teakettle #an engine of destruction! #also apologies for deigning to rvb reference its just. djdncndmfnfn #seven #kotor 2 lb

[leafatlaw]

im sure a million people have already said this but, im thinking north and south and the cain and abel parallels, and i feel sick

#sparrow speaks #rvb #PAUSE im only on s9 #rvb lb #them.... #anytime north does anything im just like #how much of souths speach to wash was real ? #of course this casts the director as god which has some really interesting conitations #god i could draw somwthing for this #i dont think i want to #south rvb #north rvb

[mortifyingideal]

i was tagged in this by the wonderful @fremulon (thanks cherry!) and accidentally deleted the whole thing twice so now i'm mostly just posting it out of spite and without a read more due to said spite. SUCK IT TUMBLR.

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

I have 10 published out loud and 1 published anonymously

2. What’s your total AO3 word count?

226419

3. How many fandoms have you written for and what are they?

okay so this is really only my most recent life. i have been around a lot. a lot. i was there, gandalf, during the superwholock years (and an active participant) so over the course of my life it's like

Harry Potter, Teen Titans, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Inception, Daredevil, The Avengers, The Musketeers, Wells & Wong Mysteries, Twin Peaks, Homestuck, Red vs Blue

but in this lifetime i'm just writing for Good Omens (and have written for DuckTales and Cruella)

4. What are your top five fics by kudos?

1 — Loosely Ballroom (surprising absolutely nobody)

2 — Look Not Too Deep

3 — ergo propter hoc (okay this one is kind of a surprise actually but i'm very happy about it i love this fic)

4 — café au vin

5 — an institute you can't disparage

5. Do you respond to comments, why or why not?

i do! i try to respond to every comment i get on the day of/the day after i get it. i've met a lot of good friends this way, and i also just like taking the time to respond to people who've taken the time to respond to something i made. makes me feel good (plus i want everyone to like me)

the only downside is it can get a bit overwhelming at times? particularly with LB, which gets a shitload of comments per chapter and can take me up to two full days to read through them all and answer, and if i'm having a bad brain time i just cannot face doing it. so if you've ever left a comment and i've not responded, i promise It's not because i don't appreciate it. my brain machine just was going brmmmmmmmmm.

6. What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?

i was going to say NONE BECAUSE I DON'T WRITE ANGST but i guess if i had to decide it would be the RVB fic that's on my ao3 right now, which has an angstily hopeful ending.

7. Do you write crossovers? If so what is the craziest one you’ve written?

hahahaha

CRAZY LIKE A FOX

8. Have you ever received hate on a fic?

not as far as i'm aware! i have had several uhhhhhhh overly familiar meant-to-be-jovial comments on/about the above crossover from people i don't really know very well that have told me i'm a terrible person or i've committed crimes while i'm out here like, cool this is art i made and put in the world for fun and believe in and i don't really... know you? but those comments were meant in good faith imo so i don't really think it counts as hate

9. Do you write smut? If so what kind?

the last time i tried to write smut, crowley got stabbed, so the kind that sends people to the hospital i guess?

10. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

not to my knowledge. good luck formatting all the images and italics, anyone who might try.

11. Have you ever had a fic translated?

again, not to my knowledge!

12. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

infamously. it's the only reason anyone might have read this far. also attempting to collaborate on an as-of-yet-unfinished-project with @indieninja92 who is a creative genius with their finger in many, many pies. speaking of, have you visited hauntedswords.com recently?

13. What’s your all time favorite ship?

errrrrr i mean probably aziraphale/crowley, not to seem obvious. they've been with me since i was like 10 years old, they haven't gone anywhere, they will probably be bothering me until the day i die.

14. What’s a WIP you want to finish but don’t think you ever will?

I WILL FINISH ALL OF MY WIPs. okay no that's not true, i have the start of an inception fic that is a GO AU that i honestly think would have been fucking slammin' but the time for that has passed now.

15. What are your writing strengths?

a very definite sense of character voice, attention to detail in terms of enriching the world i'm writing in, dialogue dialogue dialogue, smash cuts (are they even called smash cuts in writing? WHATEVER THEY ARE I CAN DO THEM)

16. What are your writing weaknesses?

you are my collaborator. you send me back part of a chapter and tell me i have a sentence that is a bit too lengthy and doesn't work, and i need to edit it. i send it back to you. the sentence is now an entire paragraph and a half, with three jokes, a metaphor and a new line of dialogue embedded in it, changing the overall tone of the chapter. this is known as The Mort Special.

i also get very in my own head about not really being a good writer, or not being as good as the people (or person specifically i suppose) that i'm working with. i'm working on this! i'm not working on The Mort Special, though, that's always writing gold.

17. What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

this is a really weird and specific question, who hurt you OP? errrr i guess much like any quirk of writing, it's fine when used sparingly and with a deft hand.

18. What was the first fandom you wrote for?

fuck me, probably Harry Potter? neopets roleplaying boards were a gateway drug.

19. What’s your favorite fic you’ve written?

this is the part where i pretend i'm going to say something other than Loosely Ballroom. i don't think i'll ever make something else in my life that's made me feel the way making that has. it's been—to delve into reality TV speak (and paraphrase crowley from a future chapter)—a real emotional rollercoaster.

plus it's just fuckin' funny isn't it.

tagging @phoenix-soar, @thyra279, @heycaricari, @stillseekwill and @katnoggin (and anyone else who might want to!)

#I do talk a lot of wank don't i #ask memes #my fic

[marv3l-drag0ns]

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#5

hello technoblade nation.

22 notes - Posted November 27, 2022

#4

a (literally) flaming homosexual huh.

49 notes - Posted August 26, 2022

#3

@ RVB community how to draw halo armor pls

58 notes - Posted October 12, 2022

#2

someone's probably already done this math but fuck it its impressive.

So Cole (Ninjago), in S1E7, lifts a very large amount of weight as well as Nya and Jay above his head.

the two bigger weights on the bar are probably 45lbs each, adding to 90 on each side. The smaller ones might be 25lbs each, adding to 50 on each side, for a total of 280 on the bar alone. The bar itself should weigh around 45 lbs, which brings us to a total of 325.

The average man weighs around 180lbs- women probably weigh lighter but theyre also both young, so 180 for jay and nya each seems reasonable. Lets say the turkey weighs 20lbs. Those weights are probably 20lbs each, so 60+180+180. This adds to 340 lbs- impressive by itself, you'd think.

However, the type of lift changes things. One of the lifts that can get the most weight are deadlifts- lifting from the ground up to around your midsection. The current world record is around 1104lbs as of 2021. There are also squat lifts, which also have an astounding amount of weight at around 1069lbs. Squat lifts are preformed with the bar on the shoulders, and then squatting down before coming back up.

Neither of these lifts lift the bar over the head- while the lift preformed in the show does not match the usual snatch-lift form, that is one of the only lifts that bring the bar over the head. The current record for snatch lifts is 496 pounds in the highest weightclass of 240 lbs.

Cole ends up lifting around 665 lbs at very basic weight calculations. There is one weight on the right side that is bigger than the other, probably to balance out the weight of nya being a) probably lighter than jay and b) the fact that jay is holding an extra 20 lbs. This could increase his weight lifted by around 20-30lbs for an even lift.

In summary: Cole is a beast. Don't challenge him to a lift competition, and probably also an arm wrestling competition just in case.

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RvB au: it’s just normal ML except the Reds and Blues are there for some reason. Caboose accidentally becomes a hero using his ridiculous super strength. Sarge joins Hawkmoth but only when he’s Scarlet Moth because he’s “part of the Red Team. Mayura is on thin fucking ice because she’s purple and purple is almost blue. Doc/O’Malley becomes a second primary villain of LB and CN

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