#Peter spends awhile after this thinking that because Nick Fury saw him without his mask he now knows Everything™️

[theshadowrealmitself]

I need other people to imagine Spiderman with all his hair everywhere being bright blue and red, with his eyes completely spidery black when he’s not wearing glasses, has venomous fangs, and he has a fit body under the spandex and stuff, like that’s his default way of looking

But when he’s out and about as Peter Parker, he wears the coke bottle thick glasses over brown eyes that can’t see for shit, he dyes his hair brown and has to wear mascara and stuff to make his eyelashes and eyebrows look like normal human colors, he hides his fangs, he wears a ton of layers of loose clothing and slouches to look as much like a weak nerd as possible

And then when he’s out as Spidey, he’ll still wear like a blonde wig over his hair after washing out the brown dye (I like to think he sciences up his own hair dye stuff that shows the color perfectly without killing his hair so it’s still soft and easily washes out with a solution he made for it), and colored contacts, and stuff

And when Nick Fury finally sees him without his stuff, like it was an intense fight with carnage or something and Spidey’s suit is torn and bloody, his wig is gone, cried out the colored contacts awhile ago, his fangs are flashing because of the adrenaline from the attack, he tears off the torn remains of his mask, so Nick Fury whips around aaaaaaannnnnd he still has no idea who Spidey is because that’s not how he walks around as a civilian

#it’s funny to me #think about it #share this scene with me #overly anxious Peter Parker #battling all of SHIELD’s ways of tracking people down #now Nick Fury is trying to get a hold of x-men information which is proving difficult af #(and he doesn’t find anything because Peter Parker never lived at the mansion) #Peter spends awhile after this thinking that because Nick Fury saw him without his mask he now knows Everything™️ #so he’s just anxiously waiting for SHIELD to come break his door down but it doesn’t happen because how tf would he connect them?? #Spiderman #spider man #spider-man #Peter Parker #Nick Fury