#PUSHING THE CHUBBY OSAMU AGENDA

[miyazas]

What gets better with age? Men. What’s the best type of man? Your rich boss.

Boss!Iwaizumi who’s training college students to become athletic trainers, though he loves everyone in the class, he has a soft spot for you, his sweet little intern. You, who comes to the class everyday 15 minutes early. You, who watches him with big eyes when he tells the class about his time with the Olympic team when everyone else in the program starts to get bored. You, who always emails him late at night because you get nervous asking him questions in person, he’s just so big he practically dwarfs you, who wouldn’t be nervous. He can’t help but send you smiles and winks when he catches you staring at his bulging arms when he's showing off gym equipment to the group or send you small touches when you two are the only ones in the area. Once the internship is over maybe he’ll grow the courage to ask you on a date, teach you a few tips and tricks he’s learned over his many years.

Boss!Osamu who has hired you as his assistant since his last one retired. Who thinks you're absolutely stunning and he’s definitely too old for a pretty thing like you. You were the package deal, beautiful and a hard worker and he never wanted to to feel uncomfortable so he didn't try anything, simply watching from afar. That was until he hears you standing up for him from the nasty teens that came in for food and instead wreaked havoc. How, the salt and pepper hair that covers his body is normal and his chubby stomach doesn’t make him any less hotter than his famous twin brother, in fact he’s ‘hotter.’ So despite his age, few have ever said that and hearing it from you, he blushes. He gets bolder over time, sending you a small smirk, holding the small of your back when you two are the only ones in the kitchen, showing off his strength when he lifts multiple food crates. He can’t help it, he loves the way you blush and bite the insides of your cheeks.

#[❤︎] — thirsts #I was gonna write single dad Atsumu but I couldn’t stop thinkin’ ‘bout Osamu #PUSHING THE CHUBBY OSAMU AGENDA #hq iwaizumi #hq osamu #haikyuu x reader #osamu x reader #osamu x you #osamu x y/n #iwaizumi x you #iwa x reader #iwa x y/n

[hornime]

can we please see the inky 500(nsfw alphabet) for osamu? thank you in advance <333

part of my 500 event! [CLOSED]

NSFW ALPHABET | MIYA OSAMU X GN!READER

warnings: 18+, gn!reader, uhm idk nothing else i think

a/n: i got so lazy halfway through this like my mind malfunctioned idk what happened to it

a = aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

would you hate me if i said he cooks. because he cooks. and it might suck if you’re cuddly post-sex but whenever the smell of whatever dish he’s making for you wafts through the door, your entire body just relaxes. he sits you in front of him and feeds you >:( GAH perfect man

b = body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

himself: tongue for uhhhhhh,,,,,,, obvious reasons hehe. but cmon. his entire career relies on his sense of taste AND he’s able to make you cum in like under a minute just with his mouth. so yeah. he’s got a bit of ego about it. sue him.

partner: tummy!!!!!!! (this will be so self indulgent HELP) BUT HE LOVES YOUR TUMMY!!! HE DON’T CARE IF YOU CHUBBY OR IF YOU HAVE ROCK HARD ABS!!!! HE JUST LOVES LAYING HIS HEAD ON YOU WHEN HE’S RESTING BETWEEN YOUR LEGS AND TAKING A LIL NAP!!!!!! LET HIM SLEEP ON HIS PILLOW!!!!!!!

c = cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

shamelessly, SHAMELESSLY I SAY, has tasted his own cum. made it a habit because he wanted to make sure it tasted good before he ever got oral. what a gentleman. (yes it tastes good, duh).

d = dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

gives the messiest head. the sloppiest toppy. gets off on seeing your junk just soaked in his saliva like he literally cannot get enough of it. only time he’s a messy eater.

e = experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

experienced in vanilla but not w kinky shit HOWEVER he watches/reads the most DEBAUCHED PORN like he has so many suppressed desires pls help this man out <3

f = favorite position (this goes without saying)

69. HLEP. pushing the osamu head agenda.

g = goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

hm. i’d say that sex w osamu is like more,,,, sexy?? than anything else????? like there is no humor there is only phase one: tearing-the-clothes-off-of-each-other, phase two: fucking-til-you-cry, and then phase three: eating (food is optional).

h = hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

trims them like really well??? like he has special scissors that he read an article about and is so serious about it>??? it takes him like an hour to cut them because he tries to get them all the same length LOL.

i = intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

he gets so romantic when he’s gonna cum. like turns into this whiny blushy mess talking about how much he loves you and how good you feel.

j = jack off (masturbation headcanon)

i already said he’s eaten his own cum but he’s so noisy. atsumu hates him.

k = kink (one or more of their kinks)

food play: shoot me for being obvious. but come ON. COME ON. HE JUST WANTS TO EAT OFF OF YOUR BODY. LOCK HIM UP FOR BEING A GRADE A SEX GOD!!!! HE’S RIGHT THERE OFFICER, CUFF HIM!!!!!!

overstimulation: man, he gives oral sex for himself. if he’s not done, he’s not done. don’t rush the man. aw, your legs are shaking? too fucking bad. you can’t breathe, can’t think? suck it up, baby, he’s not finished with his meal.

l = location (favorite places to do the do)

dining table. I READ A FIC ABOUT THIS BUT I DONT REMEMBER IT BUT HE EATS YOU OUT ON THE DINING TABLE AND ATSUMU WALKS IN SOMEONE LMK WHAT IT WAS HELP.

m = motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

just touching your body. he’ll immediately remember what you felt like when you were in bed and well,,,,

n = no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

don’t think he’s the kind of guy that’s into degrading/impact play. he just can’t help but get all soft when he’s with you GRR

o = oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

giving (99%): ...no comment

receiving (1%): i mean he’ll take it but he likes giving more. the reason he likes 69 is because he gives you head til you physically cannot stay upright and like collapse and he lives for that shit.

p = pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

slow. takes his time. gotta enjoy what he’s been given to the fullest extent, ya know?

q = quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

once again he takes his time so i don’t really think he’d be into quickies?? but who knows. 

r = risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

yes. he wants to be the sub sometimes. let him.

s = stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

one or two. he’s a busy busy man and he gets tired easily. but these are some particularly long rounds so do not be discouraged!

t = toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

yeah, he’ll use toys. nothing too hardcore but like a vibrator or a butt plug? sure, why not.

u = unfair (how much they like to tease)

he’ll go slow but it only feels like teasing to YOU because he gets you all needy. for him it’s just getting started. shoulda known what you were signing up for smh. but he straight up is a teaser, loves making you squirm, cry, beg, the whole shebang, and also loves being teased the same way.

v = volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

I ALREADY SAID HE’S SO LOUD THAT ATSUMU HATES HIM SDLKAGHSIOKLDA SORRY THAT’S SO FUNNY TO ME. but he has the LOUDEST moans and whines someone tell him to tone it down 😐

w = wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

man he loves getting dominated. dom this man. show him who’s the boss. it’s you.

x = x-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

thick n girth just wanna eat it!!!!

y = yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

he’s not that horny but if you get him in the mood... you get him in the mood. it’s like a light switch.

z = zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

HE GETS TIRED >:( HE’S A WORKING MAN. AN ENTREPRENEUR! SO HE FALLS ASLEEP QUICKLY. HE EITHER DOZES OFF RIGHT AWAY OR GETS UP AND COOKS!

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