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stoph8co · 3 years

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'Twas the night before... by Donald F. Narcissump Via Flickr: ‘Twas the night before Christmas and at the White House, the only thing stirring was a big fat old louse. He rose from his bed, he made such a clamor that it sounded like an elephant entered the manor. He paced and tweeted; he texted objection "I did not lose, I won this ELECTION!" Rudy said “YEAH!” but he felt some dejection. When out from the ghostly White House Walls did he hear someone saying softly, “Hey Donald, come near. Donald was not one to take such direction. He cowered in fear as he searched for some weapon. The voice it called louder and it seemed as if near saying to Donald, “You have no place here.” Donald was spooked he did not like rejection for Donald was one great big ball of self obsession. Donald decided that what he should do is call for Melania and get her to shoo… “Melania wake up.. there’s a ghost, did I mention? He wants us tah get out, right now, his directive!” Melanie turned in her own private room, “Oh Donald F#ck Christmas, you such a dumb boob.” He banged on her door but she had it locked tight She knew all the tricks and said, "He's not right." The voice it called again, it seemed in his ear, “Donald, you lost, you fool, get it clear!” Donald did not like the way this was headed He called out in fear, “I will have you beheaded.” For Don was deluded, he thinks he’s a king just look at his pompous gold toilet and ring; Donald was never what you would call smart he didn’t have feelings in his fat cold dead heart. When people said “Don, what could you be thinking?” He just laughed to himself; they must all be drinking. The kool-aid he served it rivaled all elikirs just look at his cabinet all big fat ass kissers. For Donald had done what no other could do he managed to con the far right and dumb too so seventy million depraved and dumb souls voted again for his mindless woes. The voice it grew softer as it faded away, “You’ll pay for your choices and burn long someday.” Donald he laughed as he went back to bed. For he already knew he was pretty much dead. His brain was a trash can, his wallet was plump, He couldn’t care less “This White House a dump!” Yes Donald was dumb but look what he did he rigged one election but luck didn’t strike twice for Everyone knew he was naughty not nice. So here is the close to this four years misdirection The Worst President in History only cared bout’ his small erection. **************** Based upon the poem A Visit from St. Nicholas BY CLEMENT CLARKE MOORE This series is available now via BLURB under the title NARCISSUMP The Malignancy Killing Democracy order here: www.blurb.com/b/9763758-family-book-standard-portrait 1Sixth.co Magazine and you can get the magazine, ebook/PDF by visiting the 1sixth site or this link: www.blurb.com/b/8449117-1-sixth Writing and Photo by Steve McKinnis of stevemckinnis.com

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mariahfashion · 4 years

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No Good by Donald F. Narcissump Via Flickr: TRUMP: I’m impeached Just look at me – I’m impeached You can do all I couldn’t do, Obama So now it’s up to who? For all of us – now it’s up to who? I’ve heard it said That people come into our lives - me for treason Bringing some things we must spurn And we are fed FOX NEWS wants us not to know If we let them And we hear them so rehearsed Well I don’t know if I believe in you But I know I’m who I am today has Nothing to do with you Like Giuliani tells his fables He’s as classless as my sons Like a roach that meets a holder Halfway through the food Who can say if you’ve been charged for the latter? But because I spurn you I have been named no good OBAMA: It well may be That we will never meet again In this lifetime So let me say before we part So much of me No shade - but what I observed of you You’ll more than likely Be handcuffed as we part And now whatever way our stories end I know you’ll be locked up in time By being so Russian TRUMP: Kelly Conway’s talks all lying By a Rudy off to flee Like a show dropped by a sponsor In a distant town Who can say if you’ll been charged by the banter? But because we know you Because I know you I have been up to no good Obama: And just to clear the air I seek some justice For the things you’ve said and done But then I guess with Fox News There’s equal blame to share It seems your fatter and weigh more Trump: Like a bullet pulled from targets As it passes a gun Like a quid that meets a pro-quo Halfway round the world Obama: Like a Judge flown in this morning While a lawyer offers pleas News feed Dershowitz’s a threat to the world Trump: Who can say if we’ve been Changed by the fodder? I do believe I have been charged for my lying Obama: And because we knew you Trump: Because we knew you Obama: Because we knew you Nothings come out that’s good… Lyrics based upon For Good by Stephen Schwartz from WICKED. Obama is attempting to give Donald a book he's never read (among the thousands) the Bible. Narcissump series is available via BLURB under the title NARCISSUMP The Malignancy Killing Democracy order here: www.blurb.com/b/9763758-family-book-standard-portrait Writing and Photo by Steve McKinnis of stevemckinnis.com

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stoph8co · 4 years

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Be Thankful, Turkeys. by Donald F. Narcissump Via Flickr: "Amerikah, you should be so grateful, so so grateful, that I'm your King. I am working so hard right now, protecting those BOARDERS, locking up illegal children and at the same time training for the fight of my life with Apollo Creed. I am doing such a tremendous job as your God delivered President so you should all bow down to me and tell GOD thank you for me, the gift to all man kind. The Stable Genius, your leader. Don." NOTE: The President means the border wall, not a person who receives regular meals when staying somewhere, in return for payment or services and Apollo Creed was portrayed by Carl Weathers in Rocky & Rocky IV, a fictional character. It doesn't get crazier does it? Photographed in a diorama by Regent Miniatures all 1/6 scale. Burgers by WowMiniature on Etsy. www.etsy.com/shop/WowMiniature The Book: NARCISSUMP The Malignancy Killing Democracy is available as a PDF, on iTunes as an ebook or hardcover or soft. This series is available now via BLURB under the title NARCISSUMP The Malignancy Killing Democracy order here: www.blurb.com/b/9763758-family-book-standard-portrait Writing and Photo by Steve McKinnis of stevemckinnis.com FROM the NYPOST: Trump tweets out doctored photo of his head on Rocky Balboa’s body By Bob Fredericks November 27, 2019 Looks like someone’s fixin’ for a fight. President Trump on Wednesday tweeted out a doctored image of his head superimposed over the body of a chiseled Rocky Balboa, the hard-luck Philly tomato can-turned-champion immortalized on film by Sylvester Stallone. The “Rocky III” poster-inspired tweet came out as the commander-in-chief was reportedly playing golf at his Florida Club while on Thanksgiving vacation at Mar-a-Lago, according to White House pool reports. The photo, posted at 10:54 a.m., shows the 6-foot-3, 243-pound president looking straight ahead with a combative look on his face, over an image of Stallone’s ripped, 5-foot-10, 176-pound body, gloved fists at the ready and a championship belt around his waist. It had no caption. The White House did not respond to a question about the significance of the photo, though Stallone is known to be a big fan of the president. “I love Donald Trump,” the actor told Variety for a story on his Rocky spin-off “Creed” in 2016, when Trump was still a candidate. “He’s a great Dickensian character. You know what I mean? There are certain people like Arnold [Schwarzenegger], Babe Ruth, that are bigger than life. But I don’t know how that translates to running the world.” The president also alluded to his own purportedly robust health at his rally Tuesday night in Florida, referring to his surprise visit earlier this month to Walter Reed National Military Medical Center in Maryland. “Let me tell you, if I didn’t feel great, I wouldn’t be ranting and raving to 21-22,000 people,” he told a packed campaign rally in Sunrise, Fla. “They said he went into the hospital. And it’s true, I didn’t wear a tie. Why would I wear a tie? If the first thing they do is say, ‘Take off your shirt, sir, and show us that gorgeous chest. We’ve never seen a chest quite like it,'” Trump added. From the New York Post: nypost.com/2019/11/27/trump-tweets-out-doctored-photo-of-...

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stoph8co · 5 years

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stoph8co · 2 years

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inciter by Donald F. Narcissump Via Flickr: inciter (ĭn-sīt′) tr.v. in·cit·ed, in·cit·ing, in·cites To provoke and urge on: troublemakers who incite riots; inciting workers to strike. See Synonyms at provoke. www.thefreedictionary.com/inciter Instagram post from My Hand in Yours founder, author, mom, and activist: Jamie Lee Curtis at www.instagram.com/curtisleejamie/. Headstones form Monkey Depot www.monkeydepot.com. Narcissump series is available via BLURB under the title NARCISSUMP The Malignancy Killing Democracy order here: www.blurb.com/b/9763758-family-book-standard-portrait 1Sixth.co Magazine and you can get the magazine, ebook/PDF by visiting the 1sixth site or this link: www.blurb.com/b/8449117-1-sixth Photo by Steve McKinnis of stevemckinnis.com

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stoph8co · 3 years

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how it started by Donald F. Narcissump Via Flickr: how it's going... other photos is from www.flickr.com/photos/narcissump/49205560821/in/dateposte... This series is available now via BLURB under the title NARCISSUMP The Malignancy Killing Democracy order here: www.blurb.com/b/9763758-family-book-standard-portrait 1Sixth.co Magazine and you can get the magazine, ebook/PDF by visiting the 1sixth site or this link: www.blurb.com/b/8449117-1-sixth Writing and Photo by Steve McKinnis of stevemckinnis.com

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stoph8co · 4 years

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Be Best 'Tis Christmas by Donald F. Narcissump Via Flickr: Trumpty shady, tell a fable to me for free Been an awful fake PREZ Trumpty shady, and lock up all the migrants tonight Trumpty shady, a ’50 climbable to claimable wall, says who? All built up by your jeers Trumpty shady, so tell a fable to me, alt-right Think of all the lies you’ve shared Think of all the felons now that your scared Next year Ya’ should be in the clink Ya you’ll tweet off via Twitters feed Trumpty shady, I want a watch as you get locked up Been a devil for years Trumpty shady, so scurry down the rat hole alt-right? Trumpty shady one thing you really should head, the speed To a maximum crime Trumpty baby, so tell a fable to me, alt-right Trumpty shady, and still ya counting on a subtext and bets Says FOX NEWS all the time Trumpty shady, and scurry down the rat hole, alt-right? Come undone with lies so HUGE With some misdirections bout’ ya hypocrisy I really feel deceived by you Bet’s say ya may reprieve, we see Trumpty shady, forgot to mention one thing, a quo I won’t hang up the phone Trumpty shady, and scurry down the rat-hole, alt right Scurry down the rat-hole alt-right scurry, alt-right? HUGE can be pronounced, “YOU-edge” Children being used as pons in Politics? Be Best? Be Best means The Worst. www.huffpost.com/entry/caliburn-holiday-bash-trump-nation... 'T‘There Is a Stench’: Soiled Clothes and No Baths for Migrant Children at a Texas Center www.nytimes.com/2019/06/21/us/migrant-children-border-soa... Lyrics based upon the song "Santa Baby" which was originally recorded by Eartha Kitt with Henri René and his orchestra in New York City, in July 1953 and written by Joan Javits (the niece of Senator Jacob K. Javits) and Philip Springer. Photographed in a diorama by Regent Miniatures all 1/6 scale. The Book: NARCISSUMP The Malignancy Killing Democracy is available as a PDF, on iTunes as an ebook or hardcover or soft. This series is available now via BLURB under the title NARCISSUMP The Malignancy Killing Democracy order here: www.blurb.com/b/9763758-family-book-standard-portrait Writing and Photo by Steve McKinnis of stevemckinnis.com

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stoph8co · 4 years

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Just Your Soul by Donald F. Narcissump Via Flickr: The only way to get what you want is to become a Trumpublican yourself Can you do that? It’s what I live for To help the unfortunate middle-class like yourself. Poor souls with no one else to turn to I admit that in the past I’ve been a nasty They weren’t kidding when they called me, well , a dip But you’ll find that nowadays I’ve mended all my ways Repented, seen the light and made the switch To this And I fortunately know a little tactic It’s a talent that I always have possessed And while shady, please don’t laugh I use it on the behalf Of the miserable, the lonely and repressed (Pathetic) Poor unfortunate trolls In pain, in need This one longing to be richer This one wants to rule the world and do I help them? Yes, indeed. They come flocking to my office crying, “LIES, Donald, please!” And I help them Yes I do. Now it’s happened once or twice Someone couldn’t pay the price And I’m afraid I had to take ‘em at the poles Yes I’ve had the odd complaint But on the whole I’ve been a saint To those poor unfortunate trolls Have we got a deal? If I become a Trumpublican, I’ll never tell the truth again… But you’ll have a tan Life’s full of tough choices, isn’t it? Oh and there’s is one more thing We haven’t discussed the subject of payment But I don’t have… What I want form you is your soul But without my soul, how can I… You’ll have your looks, your lying face And don’t underestimate the importance of body language, HA! The men up there don’t like a lot of blabber They think telling truths is such a snore Yet on land it’s much preferred for ladies not to say a word and after all dear, what is idle goodness for? Come on, they’re not all the impressed with conversation, True politicians avoid it when they can But they dote and swoon and fawn On a lady who’s quite gone It’s she who holds her tongue who gets a man Come on you poor unfortunate troll Go ahead Make your choice I’m a very busy POTUS and haven’t got all day It won’t cost much Just your SOUL! You poor unfortunate troll It’s sad but true If you want to cross the bridge my sweet You’ve got to pay the toll Take a gulp and take a breath And go ahead and sign the scroll Conway, Giuliani, now I’ve got em’ ya'll the Boss is on a roll This poor unfortunate TROLL! Based on the lyrics from the songwriters: Alan Menken / Howard Elliott Ashman for Poor Unfortunate Souls from The Little Mermaid. Photographed in a diorama by Regent Miniatures all 1/6 scale seated upon a TBLeague Death Dealer Throne from Monkey Depot at www.monkeydepot.com/. The Book: NARCISSUMP The Malignancy Killing Democracy is available as a PDF, on iTunes as an ebook or hardcover or soft. This series is available now via BLURB under the title NARCISSUMP The Malignancy Killing Democracy order here: www.blurb.com/b/9763758-family-book-standard-portrait Writing and Photo by Steve McKinnis of stevemckinnis.com

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stoph8co · 5 years

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When the clock strikes 12, RUN LIKE HELL! by Regent Miniatures Via Flickr: Where was the warning that the President of the United States would be chasing Cinderella and start removing his uniform while in chase all the while screaming, "I'm the best lover you'll ever have! I'm HUGE" all the while huffing and puffing until all she could hear in the distance was, "You're a loser. SAD!" Cinderella broke the mile record (Narcissump is very slow anyway) but set a new time getting away from the Orange Dotard. "Before a show, I'll go backstage and everyone's getting dressed, and everything else, and you know, no men are anywhere, and I'm allowed to go in because I'm the owner of the pageant and therefore I'm inspecting it...You know, they're standing there with no clothes. And you see these incredible looking women, and so, I sort of get away with things like that." — Narcissump on the Miss America pageant Narcissump is featured with a Trellis by Regent Miniatures and a repainted and restyled Cinderella aka Lily James by artist Noel Cruz of www.ncruz.com/. Regent Miniatures is also featured in 1Sixth.co Magazine and you can get the magazine, ebook/PDF by visiting the 1sixth site or this link: www.blurb.com/b/8449117-1-sixth 1:3, 1:4 and 1:6 scale furnishings by Ken Haseltine of Regent Miniatures. Regent Miniatures Your world, smaller scale. 1:4, 1:6, 1:12 & 1:24 furniture | accessories | 1:6 and 1:12 Dioramas Visit Regent Miniatures web site for more details at www.regentminiatures.com/ Like us on facebook! follow us at; www.facebook.com/RegentMiniatures follow us on Twitter at www.twitter.com/RMiniatures We are also on Tumblr at; www.regentminiatures.tumblr.com and we have a blog at; www.regentminatures.blogspot.com and of course we are on flickr at; www.flickr.com/photos/regentminiatures/ and also Deviant Art www.regentminiatures.deviantart.com/.

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stoph8co · 4 years

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Star of Wonder by Donald F. Narcissump Via Flickr: The Fourth “King” The seldom heard about fourth “King” to arrive at the nativity, to witness the birth of Jesus was none other than “King” Narcissump. In truth he was no king but self-appointed. He fooled hundreds of thousands with his tall tales and was incapable of telling any truths. He had multiple wives and many, many children. Narcissump overheard the Angel tell the three Kings of the Birth of Jesus and followed them into Nazareth. It was there that he approached the child but upon seeing him exclaimed, “This is the birthplace for a King? A stable? Lying in a manger? “ and with that Narcissump turned his back on Jesus and went to hire a prostitute for the evening. Photographed with a repainted and restyled Holiday Grainger as Mary and Richard Madden (also rooted hair) as Joseph by Noel Cruz. The Book: NARCISSUMP The Malignancy Killing Democracy is available as a PDF, on iTunes as an ebook or hardcover or soft. This series is available now via BLURB under the title NARCISSUMP The Malignancy Killing Democracy order here: www.blurb.com/b/9763758-family-book-standard-portrait Writing and Photo by Steve McKinnis of stevemckinnis.com

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stoph8co · 4 years

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Your a Mean One, Mr. Trump by Donald F. Narcissump Via Flickr: You’re a Mean One, Mr. Trump You really are so bad You’re as stupid as an acorn You’re as callous as a croc Mr. Trump You’re a tad bananas with a sleazy corrupt deal You’re a con sir, Mr. Trump Your Heart’s ah burnt coal Your brain is full of drama You’ve got cancer in your soul, Mr. Trump I wouldn’t touch you with a Mar-a-Lago 2-wood brassie club You’re a vile one, Mr. Trump You have gangrene in your bile You have all the tender sweetness of a Rudy Giuliani smile Mr. Trump Given the choice between the two of you I’d swim the Mississippi mile You’re a con man, Mr. Trump You’re a fake University file Your heart is full of condemned blocks Your soul is full of fraud Mr. Trump The three best words that best describe you Are as follows, and I quote” Fink Rank Skunk You’re a plotter Mr. Trump You’re the king of phony tales Your heart’s a dead tornado botched with bone spur frauds Mr. Trump Your soul is an appalling dead dump Overflowing with the most disgraceful Assortment of deplorable rally supporters Mangled up in conspiracy concoctions Mangled up in tangled up spots You nauseate me, Mr. Trump With your nauseous super tone You’re a crooked fatty lackey and You drive a dented cart Mr. Trump You’re a three-decker anti-freeze And esophagus sandwich With fecal sauce Lyrics based upon the song "You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch" a song from the Christmas Classic How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (also known as Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas!) is a television special directed and co-produced by Chuck Jones. It is based on the eponymous children's book by Dr. Seuss, the story of the Grinch trying to take away Christmas from the townsfolk of Whoville below his mountain hideaway. Originally telecast in the United States on CBS on December 18, 1966, it went on to become a perennial holiday special. The special also features the voice of Boris Karloff as the Grinch and the narrator. Songwriters: Albert Hague / Theodor S. Geisel Wider Shot. Photographed in a diorama by Ken Haseltine/Regent Miniatures with a repainted and restyled Jason Wu RuPaul by Noel Cruz. The Book: NARCISSUMP The Malignancy Killing Democracy is available as a PDF, on iTunes as an ebook or hardcover or soft. This series is available now via BLURB under the title NARCISSUMP The Malignancy Killing Democracy order here: www.blurb.com/b/9763758-family-book-standard-portrait Writing and Photo by Steve McKinnis of stevemckinnis.com

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stoph8co · 2 years

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I need loyalty. I expect loyalty. by Donald F. Narcissump Via Flickr: “Will you jump into my web?” Said a Potus to a guy; “’Tis the bestest little web that ever will you try. The way into my web is often started with a lie, And I have many Senators there all asking, “Can I fly?” “Oh no, no!” said the senator, “To ask me you can try, But I will never lie for you, I’m honest, not your guy.” “I’m sure you must be tired, with those morals up so high, Just take a rest upon my nest” said the Potus to the guy. “There are many nests in there upon which you can lay. Much money, stash and loads of cash you won’t find every day.” “No, no!” said the Senator, “I must go! Stop! Don’t try, for I will not lie for you; for I am not your guy!” “Senator,” said the Potus, “I know that you will see, That if you do not stand with me you’ll DIE politically.” The senator looked past him then to see what he could see… But all was dark and dank and deep and all looked bleak indeed. “It does not look so nice in there, it looks rather dark.” “But, for you, there is a view, you’ll see all the state, trust me I'm the piper and you will meet your fate." Potus grew impatient as the Senator he did pace. “I’m growing, oh; quite fond of you, I wonder can’t you stay?” You see the headlines in the news? Their calling out conflicting views, I’ve got them saying “Oh Fake News” and next one up they’ll talk of you, of scandals, raids and conduct done. The truth? You'll find it matters not I'll give them stories, lies and plots, You'll be thinking 'did I do this?' that's how good my alternate truth is. And that my friend, for all to see, a sad, sad loser you will be as I will taint your history.” The Senator paused a moment more then without a word he leapt He jumped into the Potus’s web. Not a sound did he mumble. Nor a sigh, not a shred of verbal opus was recorded. Another soul the Potus hoarded on this date it was reported. Another senator crossed the line to blind support and stand behind as democracy weathered, puffed and weaved the end of all democracy. Loosely based upon the poem The Spider and the Fly by Mary Howitt (1799–1888), published in 1829. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Spider_and_the_Fly_(poem) Comey says Trump told him, 'I need loyalty. I expect loyalty' www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-russia-comey-loyalty... Narcissump series is available via BLURB under the title NARCISSUMP The Malignancy Killing Democracy order here: www.blurb.com/b/9763758-family-book-standard-portrait 1Sixth.co Magazine and you can get the magazine, ebook/PDF by visiting the 1sixth site or this link: www.blurb.com/b/8449117-1-sixth Photo by Steve McKinnis of stevemckinnis.com

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stoph8co · 3 years

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The Official Portrait of DJT by Donald F. Narcissump Via Flickr: Oh Don you con just where would America be now without your "presidency" of lies? Your mouth that launched the deaths of those stupid enough to storm the senate (www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2021/02/republicans-sup...) floor... looking to hang your VP all the while you refused to comment or attempt to stop their illegal acts while taking sheer delight in the pursuit of those looking to murder and further your "STOP THE STEAL" stab at democracy and a fair election. Your parents must be looking up in pride at such a "strong" and leader full of, well, one can only assume remorse. Oh to thrive with no soul, with no care for anyone except that bowl of whatever it is you delight in and digest on a daily basis. A bowl of the souls given to you freely by the likes of Ted Cruz (Fled Cruz), Mitch McConnell, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Josh Hawley, Paul Ryan, Rudy Giuliani, Kellyanne... so many to list here... Well, without further ado, here it is, the official portrait of the self proclaimed "Best President in the History of Presidents" Donald J. Trump. President of the United States, number forty five. I'm sure all will look back with embarrassing clarity at just how amazingly corrupt you truly were and are and will always be. So here's to you Trumpler... may your flag forever burn, may you join the flush that recently left and forever there after grace us with your eternal absence and silence. If only everyone could be so lucky. This series is available now via BLURB under the title NARCISSUMP The Malignancy Killing Democracy order here: www.blurb.com/b/9763758-family-book-standard-portrait 1Sixth.co Magazine and you can get the magazine, ebook/PDF by visiting the 1sixth site or this link: www.blurb.com/b/8449117-1-sixth Writing and Photo by Steve McKinnis of stevemckinnis.com

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mariahfashion · 4 years

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stoph8co · 4 years

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