#NO you stupid bitch don't do any of that !

[last-flight-of-fancy]

made myself emotional thinking about how smart sora actually is and how little credit he gets for it just because he struggles with stuff like math

#ITS RELATABLE OK #you can't math and everyone immidietly goes 'lol ur dumb' #'haha he counts on his fingers' yeah so do i. you gonna call me dumb too? #because i've heard it before and you're wrong. i'm unlearning that shit and i'm not dumb. i'm smart as hell actually #thirty years of thinking i was stupid i think i've earned the right to say 'nah yknow what. they were wrong. i'm not.' #the prioritizing of mathematical smarts over every other kind drives me nuts tbh #artistic intelligence? emotional intelligence? kinetic learners? there's so much more than just math #sora is SO GOOD at a lot of things!! #he's incredibly intuitive and emotionally intelligent #and he is probably a legit genius in terms of like... learning things on the fly #never gonna get over him learning lingering wills moves after fighting him (presumably) once #he learns to fly the gummiship- and probably would have done fine that first time if donald hadn't taken offence #(it also should be noted that i don't think sora's ever *wrong* in his numbers*. it just takes him a while to get there) #(* except six hearts but uh. there's probably more going on there. like memory loss. again) #stop talking to yourself flight #kingdom hearts #'he can't keep up with the plot' bitch WE as the audience can barely keep up with the plot and we have the benifit of seeing all of it #do remember that sora is running on about a third of the information we have at any given time #anyway sora isn't dumb he just has adhd and that's the hill i'm gonna die on

[dandywonderous]

(major corpse factory spoilers)

Kojiro Corpse Factory is really the dumbest bitch I've ever seen in any piece of media like Noriko says "guess you're gonna have to cut off your own arm loser" and he goes "okay I will cut off my own arm" and then he cuts off the wrong arm???????

for what?????? pussy????????

she's a lesbian you dense motherfucker

#corpse factory #kojiro corpse factory #corpse factory spoilers #I literally said out loud #hope you got the correct arm #and then he's like shit I got the wrong arm #BRUH #honestly for the best if he dies then #like how do you even live with the embarrassment #this post is a joke please don't at me #except the part about kojiro being stupid that's real #literally everyone on team corpse girl is so embarrassing I can't with any of them lol please #I mean this with the all the fondness in the world they are dumb bitches all around #also hilariously bad at murdering

[bishonenspit]

every time people fundamentally misunderstand the patalliro characters i lose years off my life

#bii talk tag #this isn't about anything specific dw im just thinking in general #the amount of bad takes ive seen in my time here.... augh #mostly abt The Mawaich obviously ppl just don't GET HIM... like obviously i consider myself the CEO of him but actually #the one thing ppl get wrong imo is that he was softened and lost his bad assery later in the manga which i DISAGREE WITH #at no point in maraich's life did he CHOOSE to be trained as an assassin and do what he does that's like key lore #he was raised by larken and trained as an assassin since he was a child he didn't really WANT to do any of that business #and even post figaro he still shows up and participates in major plots more than ban does!!! tbh!!! #just bc he had a kid and started doing housework doesn't mean he became useless that's literally the opposite #and even before having figaro ppl say he got softened GOD FORBID!!! like u know!!! and he's STILL doin shit!! whatever man #i hate it fr he's not a weak character for living comfortably he's still capable you guys are just haters 🫵‼️ #also any time ppl call patalliro annoying i get annoyed bitch it's his show don't watch it if you're not here for him #also ppl give ban way too much credit he is Stupid #anyways im just Thinking

[wiseatom]

everyone always talks about how mike has rocks in his head and to be clear - we are all so, SO correct!! but i would also like to acknowledge that will is also pulling up with pebbles where his brain is supposed to be. i could go on and on about how he doesn't notice that his boy best friend mike flirts with him at every given opportunity and looks at him like he hand painted every single star in the sky, but like, he can get away with that ig cause he's gay in the 80s, selfless, kind, beautiful perfect etc etc etc. 🙄

i am actually bringing up will's rock for a brain because i need to remind everyone that will and lucas have an actual conversation - this is real! this is canon! - about how the only purpose a bowl has is for cereal. they genuinely cannot think of a single other use! as if will is not having this conversation after joyce cut around the rim of a bowl ON HIS HEAD earlier that week!!! as if she's not been doing this for his entire life!!!! stupid bitch 😭🙏

#will byers #byler #WILL IS A DUMB FUCKING BITCH!!!!! i love him for it!!!!!!! #when you are soooo smart and also soooo stupid. the duality of man! #also? do lucas and will not enjoy a nice bowl of soup on occasion?? perhaps a chowder??? this seems out of character for both of them. #i think will is maybe smart independently but put him in a room w his friends and he's like brain cells? i don't need these! #like girl yes you do 💀 your friends don't got 'em either 😹😹😹 #will: uses a bowl more often and more creatively than any other party member #also will: literally what else would you use a bowl for other than cereal 🤕 #god. i'm ordering cfa #DKWKSKSKW i am kidding about that last part. #mine #this is a mess! don't ever ask me to explain my posts or my tags.

[tardis--dreams]

Some of those doctors make hating oat milk their entire personality. I hate them. Cannot pretend to find them funny or like i give a shit. Fucking pretentious assholes

#also my colleague (the girl i had my shift with) is the exact opposite of me in all aspects. asked me if I'd ever worked in customer service #because i couldn't care less about being fake friendly to assholes and don't care if they like the service or not #like bitch those people don't have any other choice but drink our fucking coffee it's not like I'm competing with anyone #or like they pay us in any way. i get paid for doing the dumb work i have to do not for stroking some dumb ass doctors' egos #they come out of their rooms once an hour to get coffee and we have the cups on the table and i wouldn't even Think of #HANDING them the cups and smiling sweetly at them and asking 'coffee? tea?? :))' #I'll just assume these grown adults will get their stupid coffee or tea when they want some. it's not like they don't know where it is #(and i AM friendly and smile when someone is coming in our direction but why the fuck do you need to get so disgustingly friendly with them #if someone held up a cup asking if i.want some coffee I'd leave immediately even if i came just for coffee. it's creepy) #anyway. she's nice. I'm not. #there's normal people who will get their coffee and maybe ask if the milk in the little jug is cow milk to which I'll happily reply 'yes #:)'. then there's the other people who see the oat milk and make it clear they are the most insufferable people on the planet #(and i pity their patients so much. not much to choose from i guess but if i had that as a doctor I'd happily just die) #like everyone who took oatmilk could do it without making a fuss about the cow milk on the table. the cow milk lovers could never #'the oat milk is in front of the actual milk. this is unacceptable. i hate such healthy bullshit' lol okay #'OAT milk?? I'll leave this to the horses! THANK GOD you have actual milk!' #my favorite was the one who really took personal offense with its sheer presence. as if it had killed half of his patients lmao #'we had 50 patients with xyz problem. ALL of them drink oat milk. they cannot see the connection. it's really unhealthy' #at this point i just said i didn't care and stopped paying attention and he started complaining to his doctor colleague about how #oat milk is advertised to be healthy and how it's actually the opposite and i just find that very funny compared to the first comment #from that one guy who doesn't like such healthy bullshit. you guys need to find a consensus on the oatmilk issue i think. no one takes you #seriously if you contradict yourself like this. also i couldn't care less about the healthiness of the milk alternative of my choice. bitch. #next week I'll end up killing someone. i hope they all die from their cow milk. (but not the ones who took cow milk and didn't say anything #about the oat milk. they can continue living as they didn't annoy me) #void screams #some of these doctors were actually quite nice (most of them even). one even brought an applicant to us telling her to get some coffee #(which we are not allowed to give to applicants. but i don't care. I'd rather they get something than some of the asshole jury members #who hate oat milk (which is not the issue. the issue is them making it everybody else's issue that they don't like oat milk))

[bitegore]

objectively insane thing to put in a short story outline

A couple times Drag Strip had fought Motormaster so hard that Motormaster had to give up, dragging them both into the medbay broken as fuck or maybe radioing for help because neither of them were able to get the upper hand, and it completely fucked Drag Strip’s brain about this. “99% of fighters give up right when they’re about to start winning #keepfighting” style

#red rambles #ask to tag #i think this is vague enough to not need any warnings lol #'hey yeah you didnt lose this one time. you didnt win either but you didn't lose. are you willing to consider other options now-' #'BUT I DIDNT LOSE im gonna win ONE of these days' #alright man #tbf the plot is breakdown dead end and wildrider all independently going up to drag strip like 'hey man. you gotta do something else or you #and motormaster are going to actually kill each other. can we interest you in some fucking off forever instead of sticking around fighting' #and drag strip going NO IM GOING TO WIN. FUCKING BELIEVE IN ME. YOU STUPID BITCH. YOU KNOW I CAN YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE ME WIN

[imwritesometimes]

wouldn't it be funny if I could write again lollollol........

#got a very sweet comment on a fic today and I was like oh my god. oh my goddddddd. ppl *still* like my stuff. #ppl still like my silly little stupid little stuff that I had stupid silly fin working on & it's dumb and silly but I shared it! #and ppl like it! #and I'm like not pushing myself anymore. like before I was kinda trying to force shit to happen #like sitting in bed with an open notebook/laptop like CREATE BITCH! #and I'm not doing that anymore lol and being on my meds has really made me feel SO much better #but also like I just don't.... have any ideas anymore. can't rotate blorbo like a rotisserie chicken anymore #I lay down to go to sleep now and because my body is not operating under severe extreme toxic anxiety levels anymore #I just fckn fall asleep. like I'm OUT. good night. sleepin. snoozin. zonked. 7+ hours. #no more blorbo thoughts at the end of the day I'm TIRED and my brain FINALLY shuts off #I hope one day I'll write again. I had so much fun with it. I have had a couple Thoughts #since I have been on my meds #but they're nothing more than a few quick sentences scrawled in a notebook. #it's like I'm doing so much other stuff and having fun in other ways and SLEEPING FINLALLY SWEET GOD ALMIGHTY #there's just like zero processing left for original blorbo ideas #this doesn't make sense and I bet you were all relieved cause I haven't ranted in tags in like months but hahaha #🤡 I STAY HONKIN'!!!! 🤡 #(I'm actually really in a really good place mentally rn I promise like the best I've felt in years I'm just ahhh!! tonight lol) #erin explains it all

[apollo-zero-one]

Man I can't believe I had the chance to go to a performing arts school up through middle school and I fuckin quit after 6 months just because I got bullied. BRO YOUR HOMEWORK WAS POETRY!! YOU HAD TO PRACTICE DANCING TO COTTON EYE JOE AS YOUR BIG UNIT TEST. GYM CLASS HAD A CIRCUS UNIT!! YOU HAD A WHOLE DAILY CLASS ON IMPROV!!! YOU FOOL!! YOU ABSOLUTE IMBICILE!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A YOUTUBER!!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN ONE OF THOSE TWEENAGERS GETTING LOADED BY MAKING SHITTY YOUTUBE SHORTS IN 2008-14!! But noooOoooOOOoo little miss Noellie (who WANTED TO GO!! who worked SO HARD and sent in an application essay and did an INTERVIEW to get in!!) couldn't handle disruptive classmates or little scuffles and petty grudges and general Attitude of the other students and cried to mommy to put her back in public school. I am EATING MY HAIR over what Could Have Been. I COULD BE SOMEONE'S ANNOYING YOUTUBER!! I could be a DISGRACED DISNEY CHANNEL STAR!! I could be an America's Got Talent winner! A mild to moderately successful comedian! I could be making short films!! But no no no precious thin skinned baby me heard a few new cus words and watched a teacher get heckled and begged to give up The Dream in favor of?? Quiet math tests?? I am such a fucking quitter I quit everything the second it gets too hard I always take the out as soon as it's offered what's my fucking damage.....

#I had SO MUCH POTENTIAL and I SQUANDERED IT!! weak ass third grade PUSSY! Your life could have been SO SICK!! #or you could at least be addicted to cocain or something interesting like that!! Boring ass goody two shoes always just staying home doing #NOTHING bitch make a REAL FRIEND go to a God Damn PARTY live a little instead of just hiding in the closet eating saltine crackers for years #waiting for it to be quiet outside before you ever even toed the line #mentally ill self-isolating motherfucker #you could have shrugged it off you could have GROWN A PAIR and FOUGHT BACK but you just ran and cried for mommy #victim complex little bitch baby always whining and exaggerating and making shit up fucking LIAR I am you and I KNOW what you did and I know #you knew it wasn't the truth and you regretted it the moment it came out of uour mouth but once you'd said it you just swallowed it back and #doubled down incriminating or discrediting others with your lies. For why? Because you didn't like them? You could have ruined someone's #life you wouldn't have hesitated mayhe you did and don't even remember because you cant keep your mouth shut with your pants ablaze #manipulative little shit and to WHAT END? Pity? Sympathy? Attention? Entertainment?? What was even going on in your stupid ugly head? #This is a callout post for my third grade self that possessed demon ass evil nine year old. That kid drowned anthills in olive oil and #poisoned a wild animal once. That kid cut plants just to see if they oozed. That kid modified her whole ass personality on a dime for a boy #she had a crush on. INSTANTLY dropped a LIFELONG CULTURAL ALLEGIANCE (thats what football teams were like back then in our town) because he #said he had the opposite allegiance??? What the fuck? girl had NO integrity none zip zilch. #No empthy either that kid looked at everyone else on earth like they were friggin space aliens and she was the only one with Real feelings. #bitch literally thought like 'I have Feelings they just have Reactions' bitch what the fuckkkkk #that nine year old was fucked the hell up!!! #and for literally NO REASON!! No cause!! Just born fucking evil and weird. jesus fuck. #Evil ass bitch caused her autistic brother months of nightmares and then laughed about it and wrote poetry about how evil he was because he? #was a kid??? Normal sibling rivalry taken way way way too far defamatory ass statements #and this girl had NO CONSEQUENCES because she could lie and manipulate her way out of ANYTHING she had the baby eyes and the helpless charm #and played dumb soooo well . read people like some calculative evil AI scanning their faces for microexpressions and overanalyzing each word #choice like holy shit. its not That Deep. pretentious shit trying to play 5D chess on a checkers board. #Manipulating shit just to see what happens?? zero awareness?? no asking just skipping straight to testing for yourself?? #'What happens if I step on this' it fucking breaks 'what does that taste like?' it's not fucking yours to mess with 'if I hit this person #how will they respond?' they'll be upset use your goddamn judgement you are NINE not TWO do you even care a little about any other person?? #Are you just living in some other reality??? #callout post for the fucking demon child inside of me #im so goddamn problematic I'm so so so deeply mentally disturbed and broken for no reason

[azureasterart]

btw i have d8 w de@ th brainrot real bad RN so I've just been drawing gwimmy instead of glamoo. I will draw glamoo I swear they are my babeis and I am getting to a point where I can think of glamoo again man they're so. They're so sweet,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, cries

#asterambling #Ok I will ramble about them now because I am thimkinh about themnow #Gladmo are like besties for for a few years and then glagion gets a crush on mooga and for half of the year he's just like ohh fucking shit #glaidon is just falling in love and thinks he has a one sided crush on moon (she would not date someone like him) but actually she #moonie had a crush on him first LOL #Moonie thinks he is the sweetest person in the history of ever (next to Hau and Lillie) #(Sun not included Sun is not sweet he Is a little creature from the hells (affectionate he's just a little kitty)) #GLhADION does not consider himself very friendable much less boyfriendable. He would give himself a -200/10 and moon would give him a 12/10 #Bonus points for stupid hair (it's cute. Endearing) and being silly. #(he watched too much anime and now he keeps doing strange things with his limbs) #(that's called posing aster) #Anyway glagmoog stare at each other thinking “you are literally the sweetest strongest bravest stupidest person alive I love you” #All the time #And they are SO stupid btw one of them is going to die they are always like hmmm it's ok if I die as long as your ok and they're like #NO you stupid bitch don't do any of that ! #Mutual wanting to die for each other and thinking the other is stupid for thinking like that #They both feel obligated to protect people which is why they're both doing the ultra beast missions together in my hc (Hau included #They are both scared of not being strong enough to protect their loved ones #Moon will overwork herself to de@th to become stronger and Gladion will get so angry and upset with himself for being weak #He's no good. He's no good at all! #Moon feels she will never be strong enough but Gladion feels he will never be good enough in general #Moon will be like. I love taking pictures of cute/pretty/beautiful things and then immediately take a picture of him #And he will be like. Ok but this is the same person who thinks a damn muk is cute #Moon will be like oh your so kind and sweet and caring and loving while he is giving silvally affection #And he'll be like. Yeah ok sure I'm just such a great guy (sarcastic) #He calls silvally Silvuddy (Japanese name)/his buddy in private and will die 4 his pokémon he gives them treats and hugs them and talks #2 them #And he loves his sister #he always thinks about how he should've taken Lillie with him when he ran he should have taken her with him he should've known Lusamine #would get worse he should've taken the other type nulls with him --|there was more but it got cut off.|

[veone]

I don’t like you and you have me blocked, I don’t own you anything at all.

#my last lil thought 👏🏾 also random I don’t get blocked by alot people I have mouth I speak my thought sometimes people don’t like em #which sound bad I am not saying anything bigoted towards people who don’t look like me 😂 I am calling people uncle toms #on a positive note! I appreciate that I don’t get anon hate just people who clearly don't have any context to why I’m saying Uncle Tom whic #is interesting tbh like I have genuinely question who is just calling people uncle toms on main on main for no reason 😭😂 why would I do tha #that so insulting you think I’m just being a bitch for no reason like damn #anyway if ya new and don’t like this ✌🏾 bye I don’t hold it against you at all #sorry for having a thing like once every three months 🙄 I am not gonna do this anymore #it’s stupid and I’m wasting my time on people who are 30+ teenagers #also dumb but tbh 30+ teenager is kinda not uncommon so lowkey that don’t matter I’m just 24 and I hope I don’t get stick up my ass #on tumblr thinking I’m doing something for having a blog #at 30+ I want to be working on something else going back to school #get my lil radiation therapy certificate

[sensitivegoblin]

Vent

#unsafe vent #I really wish I was dead #my dad is putting so much stress onto me to 'make up' with my sister #which means I gotta apologize to her because SHE read MY personal PRIVATE journal #my family doesn't want me to kill myself and I don't know why #if I was dead no one would be around to make all of you upset #God I'm losing people left and right all I wanna do is go to sleep and never wake up #my dad said such nasty things that night when I needed him #what is the point of therapy if he's just gonna shit on it any chance he gets #I love my family but I wish that they would understand #I told my dad that I was so upset that I wanted to bang my head into the ground #and he said 'you gotta control that.' #what a fucking smart cunty bitch you are!!!!!!! yes I do!!! if only I had someone I could trust to help me!!!!!!! #if I wasn't so scared of Hell I would've been dead by now #I can't even cut cus my stupid razor sucks ass #I get why people do hard drugs now lmao #I would never but the urge to snort and swallow random shit to feel something is rising #I would drink but it gets me so sick it's not worth it #I'm in such a bad mental health spot all I can think about is how easy it would be for someone to take advantage #I dunno how to describe it but it's very dark :( #the only way I can make this all go away is if once again I take the blame #I wish I was more confident I was going yo heaven so I could just end it

[witchern]

i didn't realize complete and utter fucking dipshits were allowed to write for forbes magazine these days

#*t #like. i don't even know where to begin with this one. #it starts with the concept of the 'side hustle' and ends with 'wait for the royalties to roll in' #like lmao bitch. tell me you don't know a thing about publishing without saying you don't know a thing about publishing. #'cash in on this opportunity' GIRL DO YOU THINK ALL WRITERS ARE MAKING MILLIONS #ALSO something about the casual 'you can hire ghostwriters and editors to complete and polish your work'— #my gal you are one ill-placed step away from flat-out saying 'let an AI do the writing' #like. idk man. i don't want it to come across like i'm gatekeeping or some stupid shit like that #so lemme put it this way: i will ALWAYS have INFINITELY more respect for a mediocre writer who puts their passion and heart into their work #than for some 'perfectly marketed' book generated by a soulless tech asshole who plugged some keywords into an AI and hit 'send' #people who write from the heart and put their work out there for hundreds to see #are braver than any silicon valley fuckstain at any startup on any given day. change my mind. you can't. #ANYWAY. sorry. here's gabby's rant of the day i guess aklsjdfha

[yardsards]

someone near my apartment had a sticker of their instagram handle on their stupid uglyass fucking rich people car and i looked it up out of curiosity and the cunt had himself listed as a "public figure" despite having approximately 300 total followers

#eliot posts #half of hos posts were showing off his stupid fucking car too #this may be the first time something unrelated to bigoted bumper stickers has made me want to key someone's car #ACTUALLY WAIT NO #the bitch that would cone to the store i worked at and QUADRUPLE PARK #because double parking was just not enough for that tool #didn't want any other cars getting within 3 feet of his stupid fucking car #i wanted to park right up next to it and do one of those park jobs where there's like just over a foot of space between the cars #and even just opening the doors and getting out is a challenge #you know the type #but i didn't bc after he left then my car would still be there and would also be quadruple parked #this assclown was a REGULAR at the store too #and mind you this was not a hoity toity fancy grocery store either. this was in the poor part of town #like wow asshole if you're gonna be a pretentious rich douche go do it at like whole foods or somethin idefk where rich ppl shop at #if ya didn't want us lowly peasants defiling your fine chariot with our paltry waggons #then maybe DON'T go to the store where the amount of cashiers needed per shift is calculated based on how far from food stamp day it is

[lord-squiggletits]

Read GI Joe first strike (I skipped most of the human parts again lmao) and I find myself yet again disagreeing with Barber’s attempts to deconstruct Optimus lol.

#if cybertron is going to be fucking BLOWN UP and the only people #with the tactical knowledge to prevent this from happening are in prison #then breaking them out of prison is the correct thing to do and no amount of whinging #about treason is going to change that lmao #OP isn't squeaky clean but i would literally take working with humans to stop the planet from being fucked up #over 'treason' any day lmao #especially since one of the guys OP is committing 'treason' against is fucking starscream #you know mr secret prisons and masked badgeless enforcers who murder citizens?? that guy?? we're going to respect that guy?? #just because he was lawfully elected?? okay #most US public officials are democratically elected but that doesn't mean they don't do shit things that should be disobeyed #apparently when OP is a police officer that puts law and order over justice he's bad #but when he starts putting justice over law and order he's also bad #but mostly i found it stupid that people bitched at OP for doing what was right to save the planet #and also being one of the few people in the council of worlds that wasn't like... actually racist towards humans #whatever man lmao #squiggle liveblogging #'he's acting outside of council authority' yeah and he's also correct to do so next question

[satanfemme]

my parents are fucking assholes and every day I pray for a heart attack or something. :|

#me: so I'm probably gonna adopt a dog. since u guys have financial control over me rn I was wondering if you could explain some financi -- #them: this is stupid you're being stupid how could u even consider this you are NOT allowed to have a dog you stupid poor idiot. #like DAMN ok...... not what I fucking asked..... also: die......... #literally OPENED with ''this isnt your decision to make so do not give me any negative comments over this just tell me the financial facts' #and well what do you know BOTH of them (even tho I only messaged one) respond just to unpromptedly veto the idea right off the bat #as if I'm not literally my own person and an adult who can do whatever tf I want...? #I DON'T EVEN LIVE WITH THEM??? #THEY'RE A STATE AWAY and trying to lecture me on my lifestyle and what I'm capable of. bitches you don't fucking KNOW me anymore #and they were ABSOLUTELY giving me conflicting info to what the trained adoption counselors were saying which is just hilarious like #SORRY but neglecting a dog 10 years ago doesn't make u an expert on animal care compared to professionals - #- FFS I MYSELF am a dog care technician.... so why tf are they trying to explain dog care to me - u know what nvm #I'm getting high now. fuck those guys. fucking assholes. fucking pos. fucking piss off unhelpful parasites. #think they're right just cause they have power over me. I could get a fucking degree in dog science and it wouldn't mean shit to them. #negative

[raindropsonwhiskers]

.

#this is just me venting so I don't have a breakdown at work #but. fuck. #I hate bureaucracy #and I hate the stupid fucking parking ticket I got #and now it's STILL fucking me over #and I might not get to go to australia #and that is the ONE THING #that I've been looking forward to for OVER A YEAR #it is. the entire reason I went to my college #and I've been planning for MONTHS #and if I get fucked over and it gets messed up #I legitimately do not know what I'll do with myself #I missed the deadline for a spring semester at home #I already paid some of my tuition #it's not the end of the world but I genuinely don't know what more to do to fix it #I called fucking everybody #and NOBODY could do JACK FUCKING SHIT #'oh check our website' BITCH I'LL KILL YOU #JUST TELL ME IF I CAN PAY YOU MONEY TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN FASTER #OR IF I CAN DO ANY OTHER FUCKING THING #BECAUSE I AM AT MY WITS FUCKING END AND I JUST WANT THINGS TO WORK OUT