Tubbo: Why have they changed it? These colors are awful. I– ew! I actually hate it! Where– what happened to the orange? Why’s it purple?
Tubbo: [Realizes] OH—
Tubbo: Oh, I'm actually– I'm actually a bigot, it’s Ace Race, I get it. Ohhh, ohhh that’s awkward. Ohhh, that's awkward. I’m a bigot. Oh, I'm a bigot. Oh, I'm a bigot. Ohhh. It’s crazy that they let bigots into MCC these days! Well actually, they’ve always done that.
Ok but Cleo not realizing how great she did her first MCC. I literally just loved watching her figure out the games. She might not have ranked in the top 10, but a game I actually LOVED watching her do was Ace Race strictly because you could actually physically see the improvement each lap. Her first lap is a bit rough, but like the thing about Cleo is that they are a really fast learner. By lap 2 she’d worked out the trident, by lap 3 shes timed the jump pads perfectly and is taking note of other shortcuts, by lap 4 she’s only made a couple small mistakes. By the last round of Meltdown she’s actually pretty solid - she’s worked out the heaters and she actually manages to freeze someone on the opposing side. Sands of Time? She is the best sand daddy. She communicates extremely well and was very good at giving call outs, honesty I think that was the perfect role for her. Battle Box? She was the wool rusher. Once they’d worked out their strat, she was often the first one in the middle plugging in wool.
Her thinking she came dead last and Grian literally JUST explaining to her that he’d told Scar he was going to come dead last his first MCC too because you don’t really know the games yet. Cleo getting 30th, not realizing there are 40 people, and so she thinks she’s come dead last. The deafening shout from her teammates when she tells them she got 30th. Gem screamed so loudly that it literally shakes Cleo’s screen. Grian mishears the first time she says it, thinking she said 39th, which he was already celebrating - he literally peaks the mic from shouting so loudly when he thinks she’s placed 39th, but when he realizes it was 30th?! Man loses his mind. His voice literally rises like 3 octaves going “you got 30th?! That’s nowhere near last!” Even Pete in the background, muffled somewhere under Gem literally shrieking with excitement is just like “That’s HUGE. What a rank! Nice job!” Grian literally was giving her a pep talk about 40th and then she rolls up with 30th? Cleo did freaking fantastic for a first MCC.
Cleo said that 5up and Walli were asking how to pronounce Xisuma’s name and he replied: “oh just call me Shishwambam” and they were just silent after that😭
Tubbo: Like, the only Minecraft I was playing was QSMP! And like, MCC's once a month, but... I don't know if I'm gonna keep playing in MCC, like, obviously I played in Pride, it's for fcking charity, like, I'm not a monster, and– and I guess– [Sighs] I guess it's– [Sighs again] Now these words, you're never gonna– I GUESS IT'S FITTING! I guess it's fitting, I guess that's fine, I guess that's fine! I guess! I guess when Scott Smajor messages me and he's like "We're outta gay fckin' fckass streamers," I'm like, "OK, FINE! Fine, Scott Smajor!" Oh...
Tubbo: Quite literally fck-ass streamers— Nevermind, nevermind— OHHH AND WE'RE GONNA BE RESTARTING THE STREAM! And just like that, we're gonna be restarting the stream! Ayayayayayay... Sometimes not the first thought I think needs to leave- leave my- leave my head, alright, I'll see you in 10 minutes. [He restarts the starting soon screen countdown timer]
"I'll do the tnt :3 " Grian said normally like a guy who has a totally normal relationship to this block and has never done anything wrong ever in his very normal life