#Martin Shkreli

[pointyearedtrashperson]

The year is 2033. Twitter’s agonising crash into bankrupcy has imparted a singular message on the people of Earth: No ammount of money can buy one iota of competence. In the wake of this revelation, billionaires are dragged from their mansions, burned alive in the streets, and feasted upon by the masses in a world-spanning summer barbeque, that will one day be referred to as “The Juicy Justice Jamboree”.

A Half-chicken-fried Elon Musk will smugly insist that, actually, this was all part of his plan to redistribute the wealth by shaking the publics faith in the 1%. This will not be a thinly-veiled attempt to save avoid his finger-licking fate. In fact, Elon will not even be alive in this moment. The childish, self-serving, face-saving lies spewing from his mouth-watering corpse will simply be his body’s natural reflexive response, the death throws of a life lived in an imagined reality, enabled by the limitless resources of an increasingly-exploited humanity. 

A section of the population will believe Musk’s claims, forming a widespread cult, and attempt to overthrow the new world. Their plans of revolution will be halted, however, as they soon find that such a task would require leaving the home, and interacting with women. 

Before being ground down and turned into sausages, Martin Shkreli will be forced to Overdose on vast quantities of Insulin, and his resulting Hot Dogs will be given exclusively to diabetics. 

A Joanne Rowling stew will be prepared by a diverse, multicultural, multiethnic crew of culinary staff, that feature representation of every gender identity, gender expression sexual preference, romantic preference, race, ethnicity, nationality, neurology, religious and political beliefs. Despite the efforts gone to assure her that wealth status is the motivation for inclusion in the chosen recipe, she will insist it is a misogynist plot orchestrated by transgendered, jewish snowflakes, and that the vast majority of people are actually perfectly happy about her use of poor children as indentured servants and furniture. The flavour profile of the resulting stew will be characterised “very bitter”.

The only billionaire to avoid being eaten will be Jeffrey Bezos, who will instead be lost his Amazon delivery escort on the way to the barbeque. His corpse will be discovered 3 months later, his bones pulverised as a result of being recklessly forced into mailbox obviously too small for his mass.

The overcooked Trump steaks will remain untouched, left to go stale, and eventually fed to the many wild dogs, coyotes, and foxes of the neighbourhood, who reluctantly eat the old, fatty meat.

#eat the rich #elon musk #jk rowling #martin shkreli #Donald Trump #wealth redistribution #capitalism #jeff besos

[slur-sayer]

This was so sexy of him

#martin shkreli

[ivovynckier]

The other jerk's in jail, Elon!

#martin shkreli #shkreli #elon musk #elon #musk #musk rat #twitter #twitter layoffs #twitter takeover #musk is an idiot #elon destroys twitter #elon twitter #musk twitter #musk is a jerk

[abzurdistandro]

martin: hey babe, how cold was it in russia christie: pretty cold. almost as cold as the time you raised the price of daraprim. martin::0

#martin shkreli #christie smythe #journalism #why am i obsessed #unrequited love #martin shkreli sucks tbh but #at least hes cute

[gwydionmisha]

The Fall of the Pharma Bro, Martin Shkreli

#Martin Shkreli #Big Pharma

[sleepyleftistdemon]

Martin Shkreli, the “pharma bro” who first drew fierce criticism for hiking the price of a lifesaving AIDS drug by 4000 percent in 2015, will remain barred from working in the pharmaceutical industry after an appellate court upheld his lifetime ban. The unanimous ruling by the three-judge panel came almost exactly two years after Shkreli was first hit with the ban, handed down by a federal court in response to a civil lawsuit filed by the Federal Trade Commission and seven states. Shkreli, then behind bars after being convicted of securities fraud in a separate criminal case, argued that the lifetime ban was excessive. (He was released from prison several months later in May 2022.) The FTC disagreed, asking a federal judge in July to hold Shkreli in contempt for allegedly flouting an attempt to determine whether he’d already violated the ban. The appeals panel found on Tuesday that the ban was a reasonable measure to ensure the protection of the public. “Given Shkreli’s pattern of past misconduct, the obvious likelihood of its recurrence, and the life-threatening nature of its results, we are persuaded that the district court’s determination as to the proper scope of the injunction was well within its discretion,” its ruling said.

#martin shkreli #pharma bro

[internettoday]

New episode of Weekly Weird News, this time covering

Dolphin Thumbs

Arthur Knight

Martin Shkreli for congress

Lord Miles

Grok 2

The master debater

Festivus

Plus the weirdest, wackiest headlines from around the world

#internet today #youtube #news #weekly weird news #elon musk #twitter #ai #dolphins #arthur knight #martin shkreli #lord miles routledge #lord miles #grok #grokai #grok 2 #master debater

[mercoglianotrueblog]

$30 trillion in debt but they borrow money for 2 peripheral wars

#US democracy:

M.#Shreli gave Hillary #Clinton the finger, he did more 4 1/2 yrs in #prison

when you buy #shares & leave them at the #brokerage house, they remain in their #name not yours so.. take #delivery

#taxpayers will pay as long as #Zelensky runs

https://salvatoremercogliano.blogspot.com/2023/11/30-trillion-in-debt-but-they-borrow.html?spref=tw

#democracy #hillary clinton #martin shkreli #finger #prison #shares #brokerage #delivery #taxpayers #zelensky

[abelsonarchive]

#Dan Ozzi #zine #martin shkreli

[teknojihaberleri]

Bu Altcoin’de Tarihi Çöküş: İşte Nedeni ve Olanlar!

Bu Altcoin’de Tarihi Çöküş: İşte Nedeni ve Olanlar!

Bir süre önce, Ethereum’da “Pharma bro” olarak da bilinen Martin Shkreli tarafından başlatılan MSI altcoin projesi, bir rug pull’a konu oldu. 160 milyardan fazla MSI satılmasıyla coin’in değeri yüzde 90 oranında düştü. Shkreli kısa süre önce hack’in, “pornografi” olduğunu düşündüğü bir dosyayı indirdiği için gerçekleştiğini “itiraf etti”. İşte detaylar… Altcoin projesinde çöküş bir dosyadan…

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#altcoin #Kripto Para #kriptopara #Martin Shkreli

[slur-sayer]

i mean i would fuck martin shkreli idk

#martin shkreli

[reportwire]

Martin Shkreli and Fyre Festival’s Billy McFarland Both Released From Prison Early

Martin Shkreli and Fyre Festival’s Billy McFarland Both Released From Prison Early

Today, both Martin Shkreli—the pharmaceutical company fraudster and former owner of Wu-Tang Clan’s one-of-a-kind album—and Fyre Festival founder Billy McFarland were released from prison early, BBC News, TMZ, and The Hollywood Reporter note. Both men, whose sentences dictated that they’d both be released in 2023, have been moved to halfway houses. McFarland is expected to be released on August…

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#fyre #legal #martin shkreli

[gossiptrendzgh]

Martin Shkreli 'Pharma bro' Released Early From Prison

Former drug firm executive Martin Shkreli, who became infamous for ordering dramatic price hikes of a life-saving medicine, has been released early from prison. READ ALSO: Johnny Depp’s Lawyers To Resume Questioning Of Amber Heard In Defamation Fight Shkreli was serving a seven-year sentence, after being found guilty of defrauding investors in 2017. His release became public after photos of…

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#Martin Shkreli #Pharma Bro

[abzurdistandro]

my baby girl got scammed out of 450k work of crypto 😢

#martin shkreli

[yellowstripedtowel]

I don't know about the other two but LMAO did this guy even watch The Old Guard?

Merrick and Kozak explicitly only wanted money and fame from this "study".

The person who actually wanted to help people with it was Copley, and he is shown to be visibly uncomfortable with how it was happening.

#the old guard #the old guard 2 #Merrick and Kozak were shitty people buddy #Merrick is just fictional Martin Shkreli

[regallibellbright]

MAN I hope we get transcripts of that jury selection, though.

#current events #us politics #it’s gonna be martin shkreli levels mark my words #and New York a less charitable jury of peers he will not find