#MORE CHEF DUDUE AU

[theeeveetamer]

Okay but imagine Dimitri ever trying to explain his family situation (assuming Lambert married Rodrigue somewhere between the first divorce and his death). "Okay so there's my dad dad, my bio-dad who I've never met (may or may not be Rodrigue), my stepmom which is how I'm related to Edelgard, and then my stepdad which is how I'm kinda related to Felix and Glenn. Also to make things kinda weird my youngest and Felix's kid are probably going to get married"

And that’s not even starting in on all of the non-blood/marriage connections!

“Ah yes well, Ingrid has been one of my closest friends since childhood and then she brings her wife Dorothea and then they both bring their adopted kids that are kind of my niblings. Sylvain is also a childhood friend but technically family since he’s married to Felix? We never really liked Miklan but we put up with him because Glenn brings him and we don’t want Glenn to stop coming to the family gatherings... Let’s see... Oh we kind of adopted Ashe in High School and he insists on bringing his ‘platonic justice buddy’ Caspar so I guess we’re stuck with him too, and occasionally Hubert brings his daughter. Really we would prefer if Ferdinand brought her instead, but he refuses to be in the same room as his ex-husband and Hubert has to come or Edelgard won’t come... Oh, and my deadbeat ‘uncle’ brings his daughter and her wife and their kids, and then we lock him in the basement for being a shitty father while the rest of us eat Turkey... Yes, I think that about covers it?”

And then whoever he’s explaining this to slowly backs away because this is much more complicated than they thought they were just wondering how he knows the famous chef dude and the famous chef dude’s asshole partner.

#modern au #MORE CHEF DUDUE AU #kind of #The blue lions are a complicated tapestry #3h omegaverse #abo #Anonymous