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rejectclone · 4 years

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I saw the trend of ‘could you beat up [INSERT SERIES/CHARCTERS] in a fight’ tierlist thing going around and I wanted to throw my hat into the ring!

Ez Clap:

1. ‘Newborn’ [R]: literally a sickly infant, you just need to sneeze on him to send him into a state of shock where he’ll vomit and die

2. Cyrus: Just a normal human being, he’s a pacifist so he’ll immediately surrender

3. Lydia: Also just a normal human being, will attempt to manipulate you to take it easy on her, but will flee at the sight of physical harm

You’ll Win:

1. ???: Due to being a centuries old irradated sentient arcade cabinet, they’re somewhat deadly as they can just.... literally throw themselves on top of you and crush you (or the radiation will rub off) but if you have a strong arm, you can just destroy their face or pull out their exposed insides (but then again, those metal coils and wires can scratch you pretty badly in turn)

2. Gasha Bot: Similar to ??? by being mechanical in nature, but is much smaller and would try to coax you to stop the fight with giving you toys in their capsules. They’ll put up a fight, but due to having a plush exterior (for the kiddos) it’ll just slightly hurt

3. Lawrence: Back to normal people again, but he’ll actually try to put up a fight with his pent up rage, but he would be predictable

Draw:

1: ‘Young’ [R]: Not a fighter but his erratic movements and just overall height and girth could overwhelm you. If you go for his legs and his back (spine is a huge weak spot for him) you could defeat him, but at the cost of also being heavily harmed yourself.

2. B055: You may be thinking ‘wait isn’t he just a head in a jar?? He’s a sitting duck!’ Yes that is true and would be a easy win, but in his MECH SUIT....... yeah you would get either stabbed or blown up, but it all depends if he’s in his jar or the suit (and even the suit can backfire as it’s pretty clunky and frail)

3. Jared: Normal person but this time with a Gun. However due to being physically handicapped and being quite rash at times, if you just disarm him, he’ll be easy to beat. If you didn’t disarm him though, you’ll become a easy shot if he’s got his old shotgun on hand.

You’ll Lose:

1. Ren: Yeah. You’ll probably get your limbs chopped off instantly or have a new hole between your eyes. He’s extremely well trained in physical combat and in swordsplay and gunplay, and knows how to read other’s movements easily. You HYPOTHETICALLY can defeat him if you like, set him on fire or something, but it’ll be wayyy too slim.

2. Devon: Similar to Ren, also well versed in physical combat but on a more hand-to-hand level. He’s already killed and heavily maimed other fighters in the unground ring, you would be just another chump to him. He isn’t that good with guns however, and you could maybe read his own movements. Then again he can just brute force pummel you down and that’s that.

Dead Meat:

1. Mark: LITERALLY A NUKE. Can blow himself up at will and will reform himself with his own goopy remains. Literally cannot feel pain and can’t be harmed by any known material. Your best bet is to literally launch him into the void of space, or just take yourself out to be spared from instant death from irradiation.

2. John: VERY similar to Mark, but can’t really blow himself up at will. He’ll just panic at the sight of you running up at him, and he’ll just accidentally vomit literal molten acid at you and see you melt into a puddle. Any physical harm to him would just cause his body to subconsciously irradiate at insane levels, and if driven to enough pain...... yeah he’ll blow up. Cut your losses and befriend him instead (with a really good hazmat suit on)

3. ‘Mature’ [R]: With one targeted swing, it’ll crack open your skull. At this point, he’s finally become in-tune with his body and can now properly beat up some poor soul. Even if you maim him, he’ll just regenerate what you hurt him. Only way to probably beat him is to literally decapitate him at his neck mouth.....

4. Deangelo: Literally the T-1000. Your only hope is to somehow skewer and remove the teeny tiny piece of his brain and spinal cord thats??? Somewhere in his solidus metal body and that’ll actually kill him. If you can’t? You will be literally chopped into bits. His body can’t regenerate however, so any lost metal can be... pemenantly lost

#this was fun to type ahdjdhkshs #my ocs #vinyl scratching #[redacted]#lydia hall #lawrence grey #B055 M4N #deangelo moore #ren nakamura #devon cox #‘mark’#‘john’

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