#Lacho horror au

[riotgrrrlhole]

The lacho horror au in a nutshell

#lacho horror au #lacho #lalo salamanca #nacho varga #im sorry i relate everything to anime

[butterdoggo13]

Okay so I am role-playing this with a friend. Lalo and Nacho live together with their family but across from them live this "friendly" couple.

Roberto Avila and his Spouse, Mateo Avila with their own kids.

Little do either family know that they are both hiding creepy and evil secrets.

Yes....Technically this is an Avila oc but he looks like Micheal so...shoot me.

Also they have their own version of Domingo and Ciro in their Polycule.

Ciro is a zombie like doll brought back to life named Adàn

And Their Domingo is a Vampire who lost his family and was found by Àvila later in the streets named Enrique.

Welcome to my insane horror au

#better call saul #lalo salamanca #nacho varga #lacho #sr avila #michael mando #tony dalton #roleplay #horror au

[slaygentford]

mcwexler and/or lacho <3

mcwexler CAN A GIRL WHO BARKS BE WITH A BOY WHO MEOWS? I wasn't sure of them at first because I wasn't sure what their dynamic was meant to be in the pilot or what kind of woman Kim was going to be bc I'm always wary of women who are introduced in a noir context. and then she wasnt a femme fatale she was the detective. I still haven't finished bcs I'm on the last like three episodes but I dont want to see them go through All Of That. my fave part with them was when lalo kills Howard and their reactions of horror are so real the way that theyre grabbing each other it's like top 10 reactions to murder for me and it's because of the way they clutch each other like theyre the only person in the world the other has BECAUSE. THEY ARE. my fave thing about them also is that you think it's jimmy who poisons everyone around him that's the narrative. but that isn't it. it ISNT it. Kim IS bcs. when we meet jimmy in brba we're seeing half of a person. again bcs is the best prequel I've ever seen because again. it isn't a prequel. it IS the story. mcwexler made Walter white a footnote and that makes me fucking insane.

lacho <3 the thing about lacho is that lalo ACTUALLY LIKES HIM. LIKE ITS SOKDSMDSKFKMD like lalo who is genuinely a sociopath genuinely incapable of empathy GENUINELY is like this is my nachito :) and he's GENUINELY heartbroken at the betrayal. like it's fucking unreal. they needed more time on screen together and more in the tag. who doesnt need a fruity little drug lord in their life. hades/persephone of all time. they actually gave me suchhhhhhh a great idea for a story bc of it like let me do a lacho au LET ME DO A LACHO AU. they couldve been everything onscreen and they are everything to me In My Mind.

[loadednachosao3]

Are there any kinks for Lacho that you haven't written yet but still want to explore? The way you incorporate all sorts of different kinks very seamlessly into your writing is really impressive.

thank you anon!! had to think on this one, but I think I've got a few real winners here:

watersports - not a popular one, I know! and yet, I long for it. a few flavors appeal to me: bathroom control where Lalo just will not let Nacho piss until it's too late; Lalo pissing on Nacho to humiliate him; Nacho TRYING to humiliate Lalo by pissing on him but Lalo just likes it anyway and opens his stupid mouth for more and Nacho's life is full of suffering (until he realizes how much he likes to have Lalo on his knees begging for his piss)... the works!

small penis humiliation - ok, so there was a touch of this in 1800S, but Nacho's above average in that one, so it doesn't count. I actually have a proper SPH fic in the works! I just haven't been able to finish it yet. poor widdle 3 inch Nachito... another under-loved kink for sure, but I enjoy it a lot!

vore/cannibalism - I'm a lowkey Hannibal fan, okay? it would simply be so romantic for one of them to eat the other. maybe just a little nibble. imagine how good Lalo's cooking would be!

guro - WHY is it the guy who talks lovingly about how he wants to skin someone alive while he's making a snuff film is not given more opportunity to be unhinged like that in smut fics? sex and death go together like peanut butter and jelly. trust me I am a scientist

monsterfucking - tentacles, werewolves, eldritch horrors, mermen, are you picking up what I'm putting down here? in fact, the fact that I have not done a monster AU yet is positively criminal. wtf is wrong with me? I must rectify the situation immediately

menstrual sex - damn it I wanted this list to end on an odd number. oh well. Lalo should lick that thang while Nacho is bleeding, either genderbent or ftm I don't care, a period doesn't stop anything but a sentence

as you can see, anon, my tastes are very... uh, well, they sure are some of the tastes ever

hope someone might like some of these along with me!

#ask tag #anonymous #fic tag

[seraphtrevs]

Lacho Prison AU/Lalo x Vaas mental hospital AU

I unfortunately do not know enough about Vaas, so I’m going to take the Lacho AU...

...and turn it into a Hannibal Lacho AU! 

Special Agent Nacho Varga has taken on the case of the Box Cutter Killer, but the trail has gone cold. He has no choice but to consult Lalo Salamanca, the notorious “Tex Mex Killer” (so called because he would grind his victims into taco meat and serve them to unsuspecting friends), who is being held at the New Mexico State Hospital for the Criminally Insane.

Lalo already knows the identity of the Box Cutter Killer, but won’t tell Nacho right away, hoping to tease a reaction out of the taciturn agent. But his amusement turns into infatuation - and much to Nacho’s horror, he finds himself falling under Lalo’s spell.

Featuring that scene from Silence of the Lambs where Hannibal kills those guards while listening to classical music, except it’s “paca paca paca en mi caballo.”

#I lol'd for five straight minutes when I thought of the Tex Mex killer #ask meme #my fic #lacho

[riotgrrrlhole]

Okay okay okay I’m sorry I said my last post was the last creepy horror au I made up with help of @drharlequin but now imagine lalo grabbing Nacho and tried to dance with him this Mexican waltz

#Lacho horror au #I’m sorry I can’t stop playing with dead nacho and insane with grief lalo #lalo salamanca #nacho varga #Spotify #Lila is probably gonna shoot me

[riotgrrrlhole]

Ok so maybe a Candyman au with Nacho as Helen and Lalo as Candyman , he got killed by a mob for being homosexual in the 19th century in Mexico and Nacho is there cause Tuco is gonna introduce him to Don Eladio and it’s near day of the dead and Nacho asks about an abandoned house he saw very near On the way to Don Eladio’s and Tuco tells him the story about an ancestor of him called Eduardo Salamanca , he along with his brother were crime bosses but Eduardo was homosexual and had a lover , when his brother found out this, he saw it as an opportunity to kill Eduardo and be the boss , they killed his lover in front of him and then killed him, and the legend says that he still roams the house and appears to anyone who says his name looking for revenge on his betrayal and the death of his lover , Tuco says his name and it unleashes a bunch of weird shit and killings that follow Nacho back to Albuquerque cause he resembles Eduardo’s dead lover

#don’t shoot me #lacho #huh got a brainstorm adhd idea #lacho horror au #we all need horror in our lives

[riotgrrrlhole]

What was the first reaction of each of the Salamanca family members when they saw Lalo with Nacho’s corpse ?

(Also, does Mike and/or Saul also saw or know about the taxidermy corpse of Nacho ? If yes, how they reacted ?)

Héctor was surprised and also furious , why the fuck did he exhumed that traitor piece of shit ?!?, Lalo tried to reason with Hector saying It was all Gus ‘s fault that Nacho is innocent (he is not but Lalo is just lying to himself) and that the the Chicken man framed Nacho , he tries to tell Lalo to burn him but Lalo ignored him (there isn’t much he can do )

Marco and Leonel are also shocked cause they always looked up to his cousin and saw his as someone practical , down to earth and not emotional, so this turn of events is shocking to the image they both have of Lalo , later they try to take Nacho away from him thinking that’s gonna make lalo go back to his usual self but we know how all that goes

Tuco learns in prison and while he is surprised and sad cause of Lalo’s mental state , to him it makes sense cause he remembered how Lalo always tried to heal birds or other animals that got injured and hid them in a cabin in the ranch, most of the time they would die and lalo kept the bones there , he discovered him when he was looking for places to hide playing and asked him why didn’t he buried them , and just answered “I didn’t want them to feel alone”

And Mike and Jimmy don’t know cause if Mike knew he would have tried to take Nacho away from Lalo and give him a proper burial

#thought a lot about this question #and sorry if last part is kinda occ #lacho #lacho horror au

[riotgrrrlhole]

Just remembered that in Shaman King Faust VIII actually carried his dead wife everywhere and used her as a weapon so now my idea of Lalo carrying Nachos body everywhere doesn’t seem that crazy

POV you are one of Lalo’s targets and the last thing you see is his creepy ass and his dead bf

#lalo salamanca #nacho varga #lacho #lacho horror au #im sorry I relate everything to anime #Spotify

[riotgrrrlhole]

What type of conversations would Lalo have with a dead taxidermy nacho? I couldn't imagine anything remotely sane lmao

He would ask Nacho about his life , get to know him , and also when he is on a job it would be telling Nacho about his plans (this is when Nachos ghost appears ) when he is alone it would mostly be him just talking a lot to himself which is not that diferent to how he was when was with Nacho when he was alive ( he would just say oh you are mad at me ? , you are so serious today … , are you ignoring me ? )

#lalo salamanca #lacho horror au

[riotgrrrlhole]

I’m so sorry for playing with the corpse of a deadman I may do it again in the future

#cause I’m a goth hoe #sudno of molchat doma plays in the background #lacho horror au #Spotify

[riotgrrrlhole]

Lalo with Nacho corpse

It’s them ❤️

#one time a finger fell off and Lalo was frantic trying to fix him #lacho horror au

[butterdoggo13]

Laloward and Lacho Scary Ghost AU anyone? I'm here for the horror. Add Ciro and Domingo in the mix.

#better call saul #lacho #laloward #nacho varga #lalo salamanca #howard hamlin