derek, kidnapped by hunters: you guys are so fucked
hunters: oh wolfy, this is a trap for your little betas. your wolves can’t save you
derek: i wasn’t talking about them :)
stiles, slamming the door open, covered in blood and furious: who the FUCK took my boyfriend
hunter: it’s one human, what’s he- *chokes and falls to the ground*
stiles, fully darth-vadering it: oh no, do go on :)
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Tim: Those are some big words for someone who's never gonna see their family again.
Dick: Jesus fucking Christ Tim! Oh my god!
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I’m normal I’m normal I’m normal I’m normal I’m normal
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HAVE YOU EVER DIED IN A NIGHTMARE??? anyway g!charlie yeah
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purgatory q!bad summary
anyone: *exists*
q!bad: *foaming at the mouth*
anyone: you wanna kill me so bad, it makes you look stupid
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other people’s theories on the new super form a director talked about: creative and cool concepts
me: what if,,,,, d dark soneek,.,... real……….. again,!,!!!!
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murder mURDER MURDER
LET THE LITTLE GUY MURDER!!
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If I see one more misinterpretion of Simon from Detroit become human I will start killing. STOP ACTING LIKE THAT MAN WOULDN'T STAB A BITCH IF HE WANTED. HE RAN JERICHO BEFORE MARKUS SHOWED UP OKAY. IN THE GALLERY HIS BIO LITERALLY SAYS THAT HES ONE OF THE OLDEST MEMBERS OF JERICHO AND THAT NOBODY KNOWS HOW HE GOT THERE BC HE WON'T TELL ANYONE. THAT MAN IS MYSTERIOUS AND I KNOW HE CAN KICK ASS.
"he's a sweet boy who's shy and innocent 🥰" if you think that then bro you did not play or watch the same game I did. He's nice yeah. Nice doesn't equal innocent. That man could and would kill if he had to. Ok post over bye
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LMAO they’re making fun of dewar for shaking the net out of rage because he didn’t have a stick to break
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“i’m crying because i still haven’t killed someone” can someone PLEASE direct etoiles towards quackity i fear if he doesn’t get his murder enrichment soon he’s going to keel over and die
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give glsneeg a chainsaw
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Person after saying some horrible shit: heheh, why do I get the feeling you're gonna murder me or something...
Tim, giving them a death glare: Because you have good instincts.
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Only good thing so far
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i think sigma should be allowed to kill someone
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