#Kidnapper: Dude would not stfu. kept trying to convince me I'd make a great backliner if i wanted a career change

[hope-was-a-disquieting-thing]

Neil: Wait, you can't kill me! I have a husband!

Kidnapper: And what makes you think I care about that?

Neil: Oh no this isn't a plea for mercy. It's a warning.

Kidnapper: Wha-

Andrew *breaking down the door, knives in hand looking marginally pissed*: Neil.

Neil: Oooh, you're in trouble now.

Andrew: Bold of you to assume I'm here for him. I warned you what would happen if you got kidnapped again junkie.

#Kidnapper: Plot twist #Kidnapper: Like you wanna team up bro? i was just gonna hold him hostage for money but he is kind of annoying. #Kidnapper: Dude would not stfu. kept trying to convince me I'd make a great backliner if i wanted a career change #Kindapper: Then he started insulting me when i told him i was a baseball fan #Andrew: *stabs him* #Neil: You really dont have any patience huh? #Andrew: I married you didnt i? i have the patience of a fucking saint now stfu and untie yourself #Neil: youre hot when youre playing white knight #Neil: Ooooo does this make me your princess? #Andrew: *slaps duct tape on his mouth* #Andrew: At least he was useful for something #lowkey makes me wanna write a fic now #this is so stupid im sorry #andrew minyard #all for the game #the foxhole court #aaron minyard #david wymack #dan wilds #matt boyd #renee walker #alison reynolds #neil josten #kevin day #nicky hemmick #aftg #andreil