"'How much worse could it get?'
Okay I really need this, ever since I realised that these two basically can’t be my companions at the same time 😭"
Art and Caption by Brush2h on Twitter.
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More BG3 Quotes because God has forsaken his creations
Tav: So, how have you been?
Durge: Oh, you know, doing fine! But lately there has been a darkness growing within me.
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*At Baldur's Gate, confronting Gortash*
Durge: WOAH, WOAH, WOAH. Hold up, were- were we a THING?!
Gortash: *gasps* You remember dearest?!
Durge: ...Holy shit I had horrible standards.
Gortash: ...what?
Durge: *turning to Astarion* Babe, look at this. I must have had, like, rock bottom standards back in the day 'cause this is embarrassing.
Astarion: I know, darling, but you've certainly improved since then.
Gortash, fighting back tears: I'm right here you know.
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Halsin: So, enlighten me, how did you get a harem of both Karlach and Minthara?
Tav: Oh, it's not my harem. It's Minthara's.
Halsin: ...eh?
Karlach, carrying Minthara piggyback over a stream: Got you over, doll!
Minthara: Thank you, dear one. Where is the male? I require foot rubs next.
Tav: COMING DEAR!
Halsin: ...Well they seem happy?
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Jaheira: Why are Lae'zel and Shadowheart facing away from each other?
Gale: They had a fight.
Jaheira: Then why are they holding hands?
Gale: They get sad when they fight.
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*at the Temple of Bhaal*
Orin: Aw, look at it. It's mind meat is all twisted up. Have you forgotten the way home, slaughter-kin?
Durge: ...I remember it all. I remember a little girl I tried to protect from father's voice. I remember my beloved niece who I would have eviscerated the world to protect. I remember trying to shield you from the path I walked. I held you, nurtured you, I LOVED you and cursed the fate that Bhaal had given you! *chokes back tears* I wanted to SAVE you!
Orin: I DO NOT NEED SAVING!
Durge: ...No, I suppose not. *summons their staff to them* I'm going to end this, Orry. I'm going to kill you, spill your blood across this altar and then- then the world will finally be safe. From you. From US. It's time to end this Orry. I'm sorry. I love you.
Orin, tears of blood running down her cheeks: I DON'T! I HATE YOU! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!
Durge: ...I'm sorry, Orry.
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I love how Minthara is the only companion that can casually sit on Karlach's face in Act 1 and proceed to aftercare cuddle right after completely unharmed. And if you play Minthara as Tav then she rides Karlach thighs till Karlach sees stars. 100/10 ship *chef kiss 10,000 approvals*
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Karlach: that’s the funny thing about me, I tend to hear the actual words people say and accept them at face value
Minthara: that’s stupid
Karlach: I accept that
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