#Jesus Gang

[meekosaga]

morning worship...YAHWEH. do u hear mi prayer? 🙏🏾

#meekosaga #studi0 meeko #send it up #its up #yahweh souljah #jesus gang #lmao

[the-merry-otter]

One of the gang sent this uquiz to the chat, and fkskfkskfjsg I highly recommend it, it’s funny as fuck

#UPDATE: if this post reaches 12k notes I’m gonna turn of reblogs because that is simply Too Many #I’m happy y’all are having fun but Jesus Christ lads #UPDATE: #reblog privileges have been revoked sorry gang #I’m simply not prepared to deal with this many notes #feel free to repost the quiz if you wanna #i’ll be on my merry way now #warning it has mentions of uh… intimate activities (not in depth or anything) #so if ur squeamish prolly stay clear idk

[mihotose]

scale of how much steban enjoys getting hit (mention of communism grants +2 to pain threshold while aftercare only grants +1 i guess)

but as long as you dont hit him too hard uli will be very pleased ♥️

love wins

#if you refuse to hit him steban will be disappointed. but kim will be disappointed only if he likes you #also if you say nothing theres an authority passive about having *marked* him #then if you talk to cindy about it she also seems to approve of you hitting steban. good job gang you got him knocked up #out. i mean out #gemitus #disco elysium #im not going to lie i think i hauve pale over exposure #oh my god i forgot to mention uli's voice when he tells you to hit steban. jesus fucking christ

[misthiosss]

Charles muscle appreciation

#yall... #oh my jesus fucking #goodness gracious #oh my lord #dead im died #red dead redemption #red dead redemption 2 #rdr #rdr2 #rdr2 scenery #rdr2 photomode #rdr2 photography #rdr2 screenshots #rdr2 charles #charles smith #arthur morgan #van der linde gang #red dead #red dead 2 #photo mode #virtual photography

[barbaroonie]

“how do you know the angel and the Devil inside me aren’t the same thing?”

#my art #h-he’s right behind me isn’t he? #catholic guilt gang #he’s a little messed up #but that’s ok #daredevil as jesus #fanart #daredevil #matt murdock #marvel fanart #charlie cox #double d

[thekeythief]

"You still with me, Nance?" 🥺🌈💕

#ronance #nancy wheeler #robin buckley #stranger things #the gag here is while I love the idea of Robin saving Nancy #the reality is #Nancy would kick Vecna in the balls #wake herself up #say: I know how to defeat him #and march out of the house while the rest of the gang is like ????????? #we love a capable woman #but like Jesus Nancy really do be the smartest person in Hawkins #her and Joyce should exchange notes #anyway I fucking love Nancy Wheeler with my whole heart #and Robin Buckley being in blind awe of her beautiful wonderful amazingly capable girlfriend #:)

[eclaire-went-bam]

my headcanon is at least One member in the van der linde gang isn't going by their real name

cus ykn how most joined by attempting to steal from dutch or hosea or whatever

there had to be one that didn't trust the gang At All and told them a fake name and after they realised tha gang could be trusted, they were already wayyy too far in deep to suddenly go like "oh by the way i'm actually (name) aha awkwarrrrd ,,,,"

#i personally see john like this. #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #vdl gang #van der linde gang #arthur morgan #john marston #dutch van der linde #hosea matthews #javier escuella #bill williamson #micah bell #charles smith #sean macguire #lenny summers #sadie adler #karen jones #tilly jackson #mary beth gaskill #uncle rdr2 #abigail roberts #susan grimshaw #simon pearson #leopold strauss #josiah trelawney #josiah could also be a funny nomination for this lmao #orville swanson #kieran duffy #molly o'shea #jesus christ that's a litta gang members

[choose-jesus-over-drain]

occult symbolism is RAMPANT in drain gang's lyrics and visuals.

today's youth love it but they REFUSE to acknowledge the TRUE meaning and intentions. "drain is just an aesthetic" they'll say as they consume media that CORRUPTS the soul and WHITHERS all purity. kids who become drainers end up not caring about ANYTHING in life other than VAPING MARIJUANA and other SINFUL INDULGENCES.

is it just an "aesthetic" or a "subculture"? or something more insidious than they understand? you tell me. and talk to your kids about avoiding music and celebrities that don't glorify GOD's WILL.

#bladee #ecco2k #yung sherman #yung lean #whitearmor #thaiboy digital #d9 #gtbsg #dg #drain gang #drainer #christianity #jesus #god

[hussyknee]

cant put my finger on it, but Taylor Swift feels like walking racial microaggression

#it's not even the fact that she let herself become a white supremacist idol without telling them to fuck off #and when asked why she didn't she said she was from Nashville where the Dixie Chicks were a cautionary tale #meanwhile she had no qualms calling out sexism in the industry #but white supremacy was too far apparently #but leaving aside all of that‚ she's so fucking aggressively mediocre #and her 'girl gang' is just rich thin white women #let's not forget that racist Wildest Dreams video shall we? #she's talented and worked hard yeah but her parents are rich and connected as hell #also Swifties are some of the most obnoxious fucking people in music fandom #who get mad when WoC queer women and leftists can't stand her #the whole private jet thing was just icing on the cake tbh #Casey McQuiston had one throwaway line in RWRB where the MoC and Jewish girl dissed her #and half the white queers took that personally #Jesus fuck #let people hate rich thin white women #I mean heck I like Ed Sheeran's music but I don't take it personal when other people don't #then again I don't get idolising celebrities #just because I love someone's music doesn't mean I give much of a shit about them as people #these are objectively complete randos no matter what you think you know about them #anti Taylor swift #people with T-Swift hate blogs also dni #this post is about casual white privilege not whatever weird obsessive shit you got going on #white women #racism #white privilege #knee of huss

[themintman]

im not saying all my problems would be solved if these three became friends. Just like.. maybe 83% of them

#a hat in time #ahit badge seller #badge seller #ahit cooking cat #Goofy mafia #Ahit goofy mafia #cooking cat #ahit fanart #a hat in time fanart #the gangs all here #We've got: #The constant back pain #The terrible anxiety #And the lesbian #“i hate drawing bald people” I say as I draw bald man no. 56 #I JUTS NOTICED BADGES BEANS ARE TRANSPARET NO #WAAAAAAAH #Goofy mafia is atrocious to draw BTW #I love him but Jesus

[emberdune]

this man has been naming patrons for TEN minutes

#congrats on the success i remember when it wasnt this way in season one #i missed this show so much #literally hearing Ava bitch brings me so much joy #she will literally gang up on you with another weirdo to give you unasked for therapy out of the blue #also thank god they stopped the betterhelp sponsorships jesus christ #midnight burger

[scattered-winter]

Final Round: Percy Jackson vs Quynh

thank you to everyone who has participated!!!!!!

*fixed version (thanks to everyone who pointed out my mistake!)

#this is what i get for making the poll at midnight after a performance huh #but REGARDLESS it should be fixed now!! thanks gang #characters who have suffered more than jesus tournament #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #quynh #the old guard

[catmanbowser]

I forgot majority of the users here are raised christians or from the US. Yall refering god with he/him pronouns got me confused every time.

#every time i go 'fuck they arent???' and remember they are referring to jesus. sorry gang i forgot.

[evilcare]

Um…

“He followed her around the woods until she agreed to have sex with him. She only had sex with him to get her to leave her alone.”

I have never heard such an ignorant statement in my entire life. 😢༼ಢ_ಢ༽

I only watched 5x11 once and that was when I first watched the show. Which was December 2022. And I know full and damn well that that is not how it went down. I have a clear memory of what happened. And that ain’t it.

Klaus did not say to Caroline, “I’ll leave you alone and leave Hellhole Falls forever if you let me eat your coochie/let me fuck.” 🙄

No. I specifically remember him asking her for her confession about him. About her feelings for him. Not once did he ever imply that he wanted her to have sex with him in exchange for him leaving Mystic Falls. He asked for the truth. It was not a transaction for sex in exhange for him fucking leaving Mystic Falls.

Klaus: I want your confession.

Caroline: About what? I didn’t do anything!

Klaus: About me.

He asked for her honesty. He promised her that he was leaving town for good and the only thing that he asked her for was her honesty. He had always respected Caroline for her honesty and he asked to be real this last time.

Stop making it out to be like he coerced her into sleeping with him. As I recall, Caroline was the one who kissed him. Not the other way around. She said in 5x15, that it was her choice to sleep with Klaus and she even told Kat that it felt good to kiss him. It was HER choice. Not once did he ever force her into doing something that she did not want to do. Nor did he compel her. You must be getting Klaus mixed up with the town’s number one sexual predator. ⬇️🙄

⬆️ He sleeps with the women he compels by the way. *cough cough* They have no free will meaning that they cannot consent. *cough cough* He also tries to kiss women after they reject him. But Caroline is called a thot for what happened to her, for hating Damon, and for actually feeling disturbed that Elena was with him. Even though Caroline was coming from a place of worry. Wouldn’t you be worried if your friend was hooking up with your abuser? Wouldn’t you be concerned if your friend was sire bonded to the guy who is possibly abusing your friend the same way he abused you? And people act like what Damon did to Andi is isn’t an issue because she’s “irrelevant,” although the shit he did was disturbing. Just because Andi wasn’t a huge character like the main gang doesn’t mean that what Damon did to her should be brushed over. It was disturbing. And if y’all lie and say that what Damon did to Care and Andi was not SA, then you and your mother will be receiving the blocked button. I will not argue with you. Keep it in the fucking drafts.

Klaus is not the same as Damon. Sorry not sorry. And don’t y’all dare bring up the scene that happened in the woods in 4x01. He gave her a warning. “Wrong place, wrong equipment,” or something like that. If he wanted her only for sex and was a creep like Damon, and had no respect for Caroline, then he would have acted as if he was Tyler and slept with her while he was in Tyler’s body or fucking compelled her. But he didn’t do either of those things. Klaus respects Caroline. Period. You can come up with whatever bullshit excuse you want. I don’t give a damn. Also, the Damon is a Demon gif is not mine.

#klaus x caroline #Klaus did not follow her around the woods to get her to have sex with him #The delusional gang must be stopped. #make it make sense #And if you’re going to hate on Caroline for sleeping with Klaus please grow the fuck up #And the only people who deny that Damon is SA abuser are some Damon fans and loser rival shippers who hate Caroline for no reason #y’all come up with the stupidest arguments against Caroline and this couple Jesus #The most ignorant motherfuckers to ever grace this earth #Damon is Caroline’s abuser and y’all need to stop glossing over that shit #Then the writers had the nerve to pair Caroline up with his apologist the same dumbass who stood by and did nothing when Caroline was #getting abused so disrespectful to not only Caroline but survivors in general #Klaus is not the same as Damon end of discussion #klaroline rants

[alastryona]

just my full notes from watching ep 11 that I can't sent to my sibling who isn't up to watch it yet

whale fall = ocean burning man

hopclap relation confirmed hmmmmmm

ʰᵒʷ ᵈᶦᵈ ˢʰᵉ ᵇʳᶦⁿᵍ ʷᶦⁿᵗᵉʳ

fallinel Hamilton tracker is Lin Manuel Miranda

oouugghhhhhh is fig gonna break the full punk and add some pinks and yellows

ooohhhhhh tracker hon nara is fucking playing you

keep Craig's name out of your mouth

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nara you seem very nice however 🔫 I will not trust you until this season is over and the mystery is solved you're on thin ice elf girl

oh no she IS trackers type gdtksfzfu

ANKARNA

HUUUUUUUUUU GOD THERES SOME GOOD CRITS IN THIS EPISODE

HORRIFYING I HATE IT [immediately saves barons art]

SO BARON JUST LIVES IN THERE I GUESS

OH GOD THEY'RE GONNA SCOOBY DOO IT

God that episode preview is giving dungeon meshi ep 11 laios holding up the bloody skull of his sister and it hard cuts to the cheerful ending theme

#fhjy spoilers #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #dimension 20 fantasy high #WHAT AN EPISODE RIGHT GANG #AND THE PREVIEW JESUS FUCKING CHRIST #BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN WHY MUST YOU TORMENT US WITH YOUR NASTY LITTLE DOLL FREAK

[makkapakka-212]

The Shelter tiktok account hasn't posted anything since October 5th. We are in the dark ages it's so over

#God of all comfort #our very present help in trouble #be near to me. Look on me with the eyes of your #mercy; comfort me with a sense of your presence; preserve me from the enemy; and give me patience in my affliction. Restore me to #health #and lead me to your eternal glory; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen. #pack it up gang #harlan coben's shelter #arthur spindell #spoon spindell #prime video #mickey bolitar #ema winslow