#Ignatz with the fuckin' roast tho goddamn

[butwhatifidothis]

VW Gronder, if we take in account that everyone has a grudge; Claude: Calm down Dimitri, we have a common enemy. Dimitri: She is my kill. Either you move, or I'll make you! Byleth: Then get in line! The Flame Emperor is mine! C: Wait, what? Felix: Typical. At least I'm proving my strength by ending her life. Leonie: Oh no you don't. Jeralt will be avenged! C: Guys- Dedue: You haven't suffered as we did. Lysithea: I'm sorry, IS YOUR HAIR WHITE?! Ingrid: I'm doing my duty to my king! (1/2)

(2/3) Catherine: So am I for the Archbishop! C: Yeah, why is the 'Holy' Kingdom fighting church forces again? Sylvian: Then get out of our way! This is the war of the Eagle AND Lion. Hilda: Heard of Fear the deer? Make it easy by letting us win again. C: We could only attack the Eagles. Ignatz: We have plans for the future. While your boar king is just stuck on the past! Gilbert: You brats have no sense of honor, nor understanding of our ways! C: Where did you come from!? Dimitri: ENOUGH! Push

(3/3) through them! Byleth: Give them no hesitation! *clash of fighting* C: Oh Sothis damn it... Raphael: I mean it's them or us. But I appreciate you trying to calm everyone down. Mercedes: Indeed, we all live in harmony for hundreds of years before. C: At least you two aren't willing to fight. Marianne: Maybe while the Professor and Prince are letting it out, we can focus on Edelgard? C: Why not. The 4 of us can sneak our to her. Raph: Make that 5, Lorenz charged in towards her. C: Not again!

LMAO Lysithea saying that to someone whose hair literally is just naturally white would be peak comedy

ALONG WITH THE REST OF THIS like Raphael being one of the four with braincells left to function with might be the best part about this whole thing... this isn’t a battlefield it’s a carnival

#ask #anon #Ignatz with the fuckin' roast tho goddamn #this is great