I SURVIVED THE OCTAVINELLE AMBUSH!!! WELCOME NEW THEME YOU SMELL LIKE OLD BOOKS YOU SMELL SO DAMN GOOD
kinda like the octa theme tho BUUUUT since we're getting glorious masquerade again might just make it smell so damn good.
anyways rook hunt yes yes the love of mt life my darling hunter my baby my husband my everything how i missed your scrunkly bangs and invisible eyebrows let me give you a kiss 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
Nerdy men with stupid big glasses. Fluffy hair that makes you wanna kiss them stupid and straddle their lap. I wanna leave a kiss mark near his collar and watch his face heat up.
Sitting and reading together for no reason other than you feel like it. Letting him ramble on about his interests and favorite things. Spouting off your favorite facts and watching documentaries. Khakis that are gonna be ruined from grinding and a makeout session.
Like yes baby I do wanna know what deep dives you’ve been on and the books you recently read. Tell me more about your favorite classical musicians and your love for the arts. No it’s not a problem that you wear lots of polos— lemme fix your collar for you. Come teach me something I keep forgetting over n over. Do you want a new pullover sweater?
Oh isn’t this your favorite sci fi show? Tell me more about it. Yeah, how’d you find it again? Oh that’s cute. No, I don’t mind, let me get some popcorn.
It’s so fucking stupidly cute it makes me wanna scream. I just wanna make him flustered and breathless and kiss the space right under his big ass glasses. Oh no I’m sorry I got lipstick on your polo, lemme get the tide pen— ghHgHHhHH
"people hating new tumblr jokes is so stupid and funny lol" well maybe people arent fond of being bombarded by untagged unreality for a month straight. maybe people are angry at this current trend for a reason. maybe people are sick of unreality never being taken seriously and dont like that they have to log into a minefield of untagged posts that could potentially trigger them. the same thing happened with that "its me or the ps5" post and people were made fun of for hating that too. like fuckin cmon now man
Pretty sure elf ears don't move independently -- like perk up/toward sounds or as mood indicators like a cat or dog's ears do -- but omg imagine if they did how frikkin cute that would be
Alex Forbes will never forget how much he yearned to hold Nigel Colbie on their wedding night. He wanted to taste his skin, temptation thumping in his veins, his hands were itching to pin him down, see his whole weight pressure the life off of Nigel's wrists, wanting to see the lines he'd leave on his skin, the way his parched throat is seeking his heavenly waters: He felt like a lecherous teenage boy. But for all he knows, he cannot wait to be one with his beloved Maraclea.