#I'm only half joking

[fuocogo]

LISTEN. JUST HEAR ME OUT. JUST GIVE ME A SECOND- HERES HOW JAWILCO CAN STILL WIN-

#jason grace #*slaps hand on desk* IM JUST SAYING IF RICK GAVE ME CO WRITER PERMISSION ITS WHAT I WOULD DO #Jason grace 2023 #the sun and the star #conspiracy theory #i'm only half joking #fuoco text #even percy and annabeth accidentally adopted bob #not the sun and the star spoilers

[tokillamockingbird427]

No, cus if you think about it, Ghost is such a funny concept.

Motherfucker is in the special forces. And he runs around in a halloween costume.

Even if I was on the opposing side, and knew he was like a legend, I would not be able to take him seriously. I would be laughing so hard as soon as I saw him. In stitches.

Would he kill me for that? Yes. But he will have to wake up and go to sleep everyday from then on knowing that he wasn't the least bit terrifying to me because again: He runs around in a goddamn halloween costume.

Im supposed to take this motherfucker seriously? You’re joking.

#call of duty #call of duty mw22 #simon ghost riley #I'm only half joking

[gothicastles]

misandry should be real actually. and men should be opressed

#i'm only half joking #my posts

[angelshizuka]

"Why ship Asha with Star Boy when Dahlia is right there."

Let me introduce you this wonderful "groundbreaking" thing called multi-shipping! It's okay, you can just admit you're too small-minded for that, no need to embarrass yourself.

#I'm only half joking #I'm just sick of people acting like you can only have one ship for a character #disney wish #wish #wish 2013 #wish movie #asha #star #star boy #star x asha #asha x star #shipping #personal

[samijey]

drew once again homophobe of the year hitting sami in the dick and ruining the reunion sex he and jey had planned for later

#i'm only half joking #raw lb #samijey

[kaylor]

Do you think this current relationship is just really good pr that's been planned since the toe breakup? Like I think tr4vis was a replacement for rattyman, but there's a lot of similarities imo. Flying all over to see each other, telling each other stuff from the stage and the vip tent, etc... I think ratty was the og man for the job but he would have actually harmed her image so she and her team recalculated and went with tr4vis instead. Idk the similarities are eating me up!

it's absolutely the most effective way they could 1) play out the narrative that joe was stifling her and emphasizing how happy she is being back in the public eye constantly and also 2) conveniently bury the matty debacle. like whether he was supposed to be a sketty rebound or the original target doesn't matter a huge amount at this point because she got the point across that she wanted to make, which was a Fuck You Joe, Winning The Breakup, and being Miss Americana again. regardless of whether it's "real" like at this point in the mythos of Taylor Swift that's barely even an important distinction anymore, "TNT" was deployed extremely successfully as the next chapter in The Taylor Swift Story & to cement her popularity and ubiquity for her next era of Megastardom.

#her team was like ok what plays well with american teenagers currently? ah yes. tradwife heterosexuality #and they just went from there #i'm only half joking

[strawberrygiorno]

drag would fix harry du bois

#it speaks #i'm only half joking #disco elysium

[scarecrowismybabygirl]

Forget everything I ever said about not shipping real people. They’re boyfriends.

By the way, this is taken from an actual interview from Entertainment Weekly: "Not at all," says Nolan, with a laugh. "If I could cast Cillian in every film I ever do, and just lean on him for the rest of my career, I'd be a happy man.""Well, I'm here for you Chris," says Murphy. "Just call me up!”

#cillnolan #I'm only half joking #they're adorable together #they'd make a great couple #I need Nolan to direct a remake of Basic Instinct but with Cillian as the girl and either Christian Bale or Tom Hardy as the guy #Nolan writes homoeroticism like no other #sorry for this post #bromance #christopher nolan #cillian murphy #oppenheimer #bros #boyfriends

[ffverr]

The girls don't want Gambit or Scott summers, they want Gladiator 🤭

#i'm only half joking #xmen #marvel #xmen 97 #gladiator #gambit #scott summers

[bilberrybun]

she did so much for polish representation in modern media, she deserves the attention 😔

#wwdits #I'm only half joking #it's been years since I've seen a non xenophobic mention of polish person in en media

[levinbolts]

HALSIN 🍃

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #apologizing in advance to that tree he's abt to rail valen on #i'm only half joking

[therealamylee2]

what kind of sick greek tragedy is it that when given the chance, TWICE, TWO CHANCES, fiyero didn’t say shit about having seen elphaba to glinda or about having seen glinda to elphaba. you foolish boy. i will smite you. open your TRAP!!!! TELL HER!!!!! “i’m worried it will only upset her...” you are a loser and i hate you 

#wicked #wicked the musical #wicked the book #wicked the life and times of the wicked witch of the west #gregory maguire #elphie #elphaba #glinda #galinda #gelphie #i'm only half joking #and then he died #so #there's that

[lilyginnyblackv2]

But, what if Kyu-chan was just predicting the future? What if Rei and Kazuki decide, after getting rid of Ryo and Shigeki (Rei’s father) that they are done with the underworld and being hitmen, and just decide to become...

A stand up comedian and an oil baron.

What if?

#Buddy Daddies #BD #Kazuki Kurusu #Rei Suwa #KazuRei #Kyutaro Kugi #speculation #I'm only half joking #this is a legitimate prediction #either that #or they both become a comedy duo

[hilacopter]

hope that for crumb joey pulls out the voice he did for this fucker

#LITTLE CHECK FOR YOU BIG CHECK FOR ME #i'm only half joking #joey richter #crumb #crumb starkid #cinderella's castle #team starkid

[writer-rider-flirty-thirties]

My only worry about the live action Avatar series is that Zuko won't be a breakdancing master like in the show! I hope they don't change that!

#avatar: the last airbender #live action #I'm only half joking #😂 #zuko #zuko atla

[malaurymalfunctional]

darkest dungeon 2 is a 40 dollars advertisement for darkest dungeon 1. it's the entry to the darkest dungeon pipeline except they built this part last and most people are already in the pipe. so now people are getting out of the pipe and going like "oh darkest dungeon was so great" and now they go "ooh shiny! darkest dungeon 2!" so they get right back in the pipe except dd2 is just the entry of the pipeline and they get funneled right back into dd1

darkest dungeon 2 isn't a game: it is a scheme to trick people into "the first game was better i'm just gonna play that" so that dd1 never stops being popular. dd2 is a 40 dollars ad

#i'm only half joking #this is definitely not the intent #but this is also definitely the consequence #darkest dungeon #darkest dungeon 2